The Nefarious Evil Robert Strider
@uptoNogood
Taking Casey to Papa John's then i need her to hold up my hacking device so i can break into the bank
@normalPuppet is sending his lackeys after me for NO REASON. If anyone sees a guy who looks like he would be a puppet's lackey can you just like beat it up for me
i'm a strider like most of you so you can trust me
Now who are you going to trust in people? One chill guy or someone who is nefarious and evil and named Robert?
Nevermind I got it https://i.postimg.cc/054L9JV0/image-2026-03-29-165226308.png
Help me https://imgchest.com/p/9p4nqe8rm4n
We got away so i bought them raising cane's chicken
Where the fuck is their mom and dad it's been hours
Rewarding a failed heist? They shxuld be buying yxu fxxd instead
Hey we got most of the gold i'm trying to foster a mentor relationship here. It's about rewarding the little things too
Fair fair. Just dxnt let them get txx cxmfxrtable with messing up. They think its xk tx lxse sxme xf the gxxds nxw, they'll be in a wxrld xf hurt cxme the real wxrld
FUCKKKKK THE COPS GOT ONE OF EM BUT THE OTHER ONE SAVED IT NOW WE'RE ALL RUNNING INTO THE SEWERS
LITTLE BASTARD DROPPED HIS GOLD TOO I'LL TELL HIS MOM ABOUT THIS LATER
They arent my kids its not my fault they suck at evading the 9 1 1
I mean yxure the xne whx thxught they were ready. Shxuld have taken them xn a jewel heist rather than gxld first
I'll take that one on the chin. It should have been a jewel heist.
I should do this more often. Kids can hold so much gold! I can carry almost 2.5 times the amount of gold I usually carry now. Uh oh sounds like the cops are here
Taking these kids out to help me rob a bank. #apprenticeship #fatherfigure
Teach em tx disrespect authxrity yxung. I like it
@ectobiologist#5688 You Go For The Kids I'm Drinkin Rn
Who is up to No Good this fine morning?
♯me