~ THE CONSTERN ~
@consternatedCaretaker
T)(-E ON-E AND ONLY S)(-EP)(-ERD CONST-ERN!
[ OOC PINNED POST! ] I saw so many of the other Beforan ancestors, but not a single Constern! So I'm here to fill the void. In general, Shepherd Constern is very... overbearing. She internally infantilizes everyone she talks to, even those similar in status to her. If you find this unpleasant, I would suggest you block this account. Canon is a loosely defined thing in Homestuck, but she will be as canon-compliant as someone with so little information about her can be. [ END OOC PINNED POST ]
Congratulas)(orens to all t)(e brand new little ladies of C)(ittr!
(Looking at you, little Treeaboo!)
Seems like everyone's )(ad quite t)(e party tonig)(t! -Everyone be sure to rest up and drink lots of water!
genuinely worried for the atendees.
from what i gather, imagine the strongest upper drug you know mixed with magic that amplifies every impulsive positive desire you've ever had. seemed like a lot.
=380! )(ow alarming... I )(ope you and everyone else are alrig)(t!
i wasnt involved! which probably saved my dignity. i am ready to help the aftermath though.
[ OOC PINNED POST! ] I saw so many of the other Beforan ancestors, but not a single Constern! So I'm here to fill the void. In general, Shepherd Constern is very... overbearing. She internally infantilizes everyone she talks to, even those similar in status to her. If you find this unpleasant, I would suggest you block this account. Canon is a loosely defined thing in Homestuck, but she will be as canon-compliant as someone with so little information about her can be. [ END OOC PINNED POST ]
S)(-ELLO -EV-ERYON-E!!!
D --> Oh dear D --> Empress D --> I did not anticipate you would sign up for Chittr.com
HELLO 8EAUTIFUL LADY!!!!!!!!
)(IIIIIII! O)()()(, you're like a grown-up version of Nig)(tingale's little grubling! )(ow COMPL-ET-ELY ADORABL-E!