I DISAPPROV-E. #-ERIDANW-E-EK #G-ETTINGNAIL-ED
constern please i wwas simply followwing the wwhisperings a my pumper and evverythin in me told me that it wwould honor my dear other self do you disapprovve i fear i wwill no longer havve the ranking of number one vvoted advvisor to your majesty
I disapprove of t)(e w)(ole glubbing t)(ing, pardon my language. But... I could never stay mad at you, reelly!
i still havve tears staining my cheeks is there any chance you wwould come and help wwipe them off howwevver you may be happy to knoww that eridan wwas promply revvivved it seems these humans are more barbaric than wwe gavve them credit for but in my pumper i knoww this truly only means that eridan the swweet prince that he is is in need of a good hard culling from the likes a us and perhaps a haircut wwith bangs and fishnet arm socks
Per)(aps you're rig)(t! )(e's so pat)(etic and squis)(y, )(e needs someone to keep )(im safe so t)(is doesn't )(appen again!
yes exactly my thoughts precisely perhaps if wwe tend to him and showw him there is a brighter wway wwith us taking care of him he can change for the better
And t)(en )(e won't get crucified again! O)(, Coolscar, you )(ave t)(e bestest ideas.
as alwways constern i livve to servve and your smile is the only rewward i need


