~ THE CONSTERN ~
@consternatedCaretaker
T)(-E ON-E AND ONLY S)(-EP)(-ERD CONST-ERN! [ dms open for roleplay/plotting/really anything! ]
is it still a prank if im just kinda doing something nice?
Yes absolutely! T)(e B-EST pranks are w)(en you're doing somet)(ing nice!
I DISAPPROV-E. #-ERIDANW-E-EK #G-ETTINGNAIL-ED
constern please i wwas simply followwing the wwhisperings a my pumper and evverythin in me told me that it wwould honor my dear other self do you disapprovve i fear i wwill no longer havve the ranking of number one vvoted advvisor to your majesty
I disapprove of t)(e w)(ole glubbing t)(ing, pardon my language. But... I could never stay mad at you, reelly!
i still havve tears staining my cheeks is there any chance you wwould come and help wwipe them off howwevver you may be happy to knoww that eridan wwas promply revvivved it seems these humans are more barbaric than wwe gavve them credit for but in my pumper i knoww this truly only means that eridan the swweet prince that he is is in need of a good hard culling from the likes a us and perhaps a haircut wwith bangs and fishnet arm socks
Per)(aps you're rig)(t! )(e's so pat)(etic and squis)(y, )(e needs someone to keep )(im safe so t)(is doesn't )(appen again!
yes exactly my thoughts precisely perhaps if wwe tend to him and showw him there is a brighter wway wwith us taking care of him he can change for the better
And t)(en )(e won't get crucified again! O)(, Coolscar, you )(ave t)(e bestest ideas.
as alwways constern i livve to servve and your smile is the only rewward i need
wwhat the fuck is goin on in this thread
i hope everyone had a rank day of the hopbeast! 0v0 i am selling this outfit second hand as it is just a bit too small for me sadly so if youre interested in purchasing it please let me know ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb4c2e1e1c98.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, my face, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: M)
T)(is cruelty )(as only proved t)(at Alternia and -Eart)( are BARBARIC societseas.
GURL do not bring my glubbin planet into dis
As far as I'm awave, YOU primed t)(at little maniac to be exactly w)(o s)(e is now!
YO do not gimmie dat credit. S)(e in)(erited my company n t)(as it. i aint glubbin raise da gurl any more t)(an i )(ad ta, w)(ic)( was very glubbin minimally. blame )(er dad or somefin!
PL—EAS—E gurl like anybubbly efin knows w)(o da s)(ell u AR—E
W)(at is t)(is #-EridanWeek business?
:33 < We're crucifying him! https://msparp.chat/eridanww33k
HOW FAMILIAR ARE YOU WITH THE CONCEPT OF CORPORAL PUNISHMENT? ACTUALLY. DON'T EVEN BOTHER ANSWERING THAT.
D --> I don't have a good "emoticon", nor any particularly strong desire to obtain one either D --> Apologies
hello miss constern it makes my entire night brighter to see your hue on my screen again
@consternatedCaretaker W)(en you )(ave a moment, your majesty, can we talk for a moment?
I wanted to glub about )(ow t)(ings were for you. Are? Tidelines can be so very confusing. Okay. I wanted to talk about t)(e seastem you )(ave for t)(e t)(ose w)(o need extra )(elp. Is it by c)(oice? Are our people )(appy?
Of course our people are )(appy! -Everyone is so w)(ale taken care of. Our new and improved culling seastem )(as been implemented on so many of our -Empire's planets, I've lost count, and now -EV-ERYON-E gets to be tended to!
And w)(at about t)(eir opinions? W)(at do t)(ey t)(ink? And our fronds, if t)(ey are still fronds do us? T)(is mig)(t be improper, your majesty, but w)(at about Meena)(?
Of course we're all still fronds! T)(e bestest of fronds! T)(ere )(ave been a few little mis)(aps )(ere and t)(ere, but everyone's exactly w)(ere t)(ey s)(ould be! And Meena)(... o)()()(, s)(e's a rebellious little fry, but I'm sure s)(e'll come into )(er role in time!
Remember, everyone: cullabubble trolls MUST be repoarted to your local Culling Agensea! We wouldn't want anyone to go uncared for, now would we?
honeslty - somehow took me ojt of my panic attack - what is acullabke and why is culling used for care when cull means murder?.. >
We're from different worlds, seally! For some ridiculous reason, culling on Alternia means to kill, w)(ereas on Beforus it means to tend to!
You confuse me - Cull - means - kill - Why - is - cull - tend - to?! - WHY - ARE YOU - CHANGING - WORDS - WHY - ARE - YOU CALLING ME SEALLY >
O)( goodness, you seam quite distressed... per)(aps some nice quiet time in a pile of soft and fluffy t)(ings would clam you down?