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Jinx Egbert

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movie fan and prankster extraordinaire! he/she and silly!

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ya know i'm actually curious. i see it mentioned a lot and on earth the term is kinda like. seen as a light way to look at media. what does shipping mean on like, alternia or beforus? as a term? is it different? i could just ask dps but i wanna cast a wide net!!!

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√(Objects must be mailed places sometimes.)²

yeah humans have that meaning too but i think you know that isn't what i meant. :/

B33 < jinx i f33l like this is leijon bait fur REAL B33 < but its furry impurrtant work! B33 < the media angle is good purractice but pawften its murr about matchmaking your furiends B33 < especially as you all appurroach enlistment age you REALLY want stable relationship dynyamics B33 < the less rampant relationship drama derived murders happen the bettpurr!!! B33 < and that kind of thing is FURRY COMMON B33 < especially in highblood circles

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√(I'm sorry. You're asking trolls not to troll, here. It's a tall order.)²

i see! that's cool!!!

i dunno i feel like approaching every situation with several layers of protective irony is kinda antithetical to actually learning about what i asked!

√(Oh no I'm not telling you to change a thing. Just saying it's part of nature. Gotta crack a few eggs and all that.)²

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okay just gonna. throw this out there and move on. by popular (two whole people's) demand. #nsfw [pictured, jinx, leaning forwards towards the camera, hands on her thighs and knees together, a decent view down the top of her bunnygirl outfit, one ear up, the other slightly bent and askew. Her face is a heavy hue of pink, an almost squiggly and awkward smile on her lips. behind her there is a mirror, positioned so that her rump is visibly in view, the cottontail on the suit above a heart shaped backside, outlined in the blue material of her suit.] happy easter i guess?

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:33< YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

B33 < yesssssss B33 < god youre so furicking cute <3

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in retrospect i should have taken the bunny girl outfit pictures today.

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:33< theres still time jinx! :33< theres still time!!!

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didn't think they had so much appeal!

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:33< theyve got sooooo meowch appeal jinx! :33< even i did one and i hate trends!

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B33 < encore purrhaps? B33 < or a slight variation https://i.postimg.cc/Wz2NrS3R/image-18.png

PUT THAT AWAY!!!

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literally nothing can convince me to go to bed at this point i am mischief herself... and yet. she beckons to me. the ever cozy and dependable mattress.

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yeah okay i need to sleep but cannot in fact convince myself to.

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B33 < dont make me hit the wardrobifier for cute pajamas

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why do you still have that???

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B33 < fur nights like this pawbviously

you cant just assign me bedtime!!!

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B33 < cranky beclaws its bedtime arent you

shut uuuuuup!

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i need something to do. something drastic, something crazy! i know, i'll throw the best talent show this multiverse has ever seen!

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maybe silly is the NORMAL thing and you all are just too serious! maybe we all need to be more silly!

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i think i need to do something mischievous before bed. it's like how dogs have to walk in a circle a few times.

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me before saying something unhinged on chitter or to dirk on pesterchum right before i go to bed yesterday it was aboht deltarune but i gave no context and he was so fucking confused lmao

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lately i've been muttering quotes from the character vyper from deadlock. the phrase "a crisp lincoln" has entered my lexicon and will never leave.

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whats going on? whats with all the yesses?

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i’m unsure but if you find out please tell me, i asked and nobody told me why.

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y ee sssssssss

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just finished a run of slay the spire 2 with @aventurineCopycat . we both went nearly identical decks as ironclad. by the end our fake macho voices had accelerated to the point i was shouting "LETS GO TO CARLS JR, HAVE THE SEXBURGER." on that point, i've never had carls jr, mostly cause their ads are weird. is it any good? #nsfw i guess

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B33 < its m3333h B33 < but i havent had it in YEARS so

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love all the egberts celebrating casey's fantastic play. :D

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Casey Had A Play? Like Your Casey The Salamander, That's Cool

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oh, i more meant play in the like, taking an action sense! it's like talking to a genie with you people.

Oh I Thought Like Play In Like The Theater Kinda Way

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hehe, i figured!

Hey Jinx You Are Like The One With The Cute Salamander Right? I Thought Maybe She And My Casey Could Have Like A Play Date

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that could be fun!!!

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casey just filled terezi's hive with skelesquirrels. i'm so proud of her.

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anyone got any silly questions? feeling like babbling!

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WHAT ARE Y0UR WEAKNESSES.

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WHY "JINX" WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO BE NAMED THIS

well, john felt a bit wrong, and the junes ive seen are nice but it's not the same vibe! jinx is cute because it's mischievous and silly! it fits a prankster. :D

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doting tends to get me. oh and when people are stern but like in a specific way? also i'm a sucker for a good laugh.

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SOMEONE MIGHT FIND THAT ENDEARING UNFORTUNATELY THERE IS ONLY HATE IN MY HEART. AND WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE CONSUMABLE IN YOUR HAND.

apple.

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Y0U F00L. Y0U ABS0LUTE M0R0N 0F A SK1NBEAST. 0N THE DAY 0F REV0LUT10N, 1 W1LL TURN THESE WEAKNESSES AGA1NST Y0U. Y0U W1LL BE D0TED 0N. T0 THE DEATH! STERNLY! AND THE LAST TH1NG Y0U HEAR W1LL BE THE S0UND 0F Y0UR 0WN LAUGHTER! K1LL1NG Y0U! BEEP.

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oh i'm also a sucker for a good pasta.

WHY.

tastes good!

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did we do pizza takes? pepperoni and pineapple is a combo i adore. alternatively feta, spinach, chicken and good tomatoes. another good one is feta pepperoni onion and hot honey. polarizing, i know.

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i really love listening to people talk about stuff they find interesting or things they care about. cold take i know.

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Jinx, you got to hit me with these movie takes man, I've been waiting for them

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gosh! sorry which takes were you after? i feel like ive gone on enough nic cage and expressionism rants

Next? Pig?? Willy's Wonderland? I need some hard takes and some soft takes rn

willys wonderland entertained me way more than anything from the concept it was lowkey ripping off. peak good awful movie.

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i am vulnerable to such a specific line of attack. christ. #nsfw?

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I told ya you're never winning at Stratego, Egbert

Catholicism weakens you, Jinx? I should have known.

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i don't really think i care about that at all actually. i'm immune to that!

B33 < cucumber on the ground gets em efurry time

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funny play on words aside, of course.

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if im picking a side in this, which im not thats silly... jack off more? get off, be happy and horny and move on with your day! #nsfw

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alright, today i'm going to do some fighting, haven't brawled in forever and i wanna practice up.

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gotta say. of as a recent comparison my strange and sexual hangout on a event day seemed WAY more fun. #nsfw

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you had one too?

back on april fools things got silly!

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well now you have me curious about your endeavors! on april fools i just did a prank where i made it look like i made a #peanutbuttersandwich, ate it, and got sent to the fucking peanut dimension.

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oh i was pranking just about as much as i could. funny water balloon traps, rooms with the furniture on the ceiling, i repainted some of felt manor magenta... and then uh, terezi and davepetasprite kinda took it upon themselves to end my reign of terror.

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i left out that i messed with terezi and dps' wardrobifiers to put them in funny outfits too.

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woah. i am EXTREMELY curious about the #nsfw details. are you comfortable sharing about it? it can be over private messages too if you would prefer! although i also understand if you do not want to share either way.

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really starting to think i should have gone. if nothing else to try and help people not absolutely wreck themselves!

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