♦ pitied by @cmallieEntertainment
I don't understand why any planet that succeeds Alternia would choose to keep droning season. There is nothing enjoyable or meaningful about being part of it. Alternia was a place full of children, and all it really does is pressure younger people into taking part in activities out of fear for their own lives. Out of everything that could have been carried over from Alternia, why preserve something that only brings back fear? There are traditions worth remembering and lessons worth keeping, but I struggle to see what value there is in holding onto something that killed so many children in the first place by a tyrant. #violence #pailing #nsfw
5am. eating orange slices and a banana. hearts pounding. beautiful pots morning.
=oXO to the one singular person who said im a goner (i saw that¡¡¡¡¡) guess who LIVED¡¡¡¡ and has two new friends =:) to everyone else i hope you have a nice day and had a good night because aside from getting attacked (it was a misunderstanding¡ and neither of us expected the uninvited guest who still won,t tell me their name to go for her¡¡¡ defending me¡¡¡¡¡¡ apparently they,re friends and she does this a lot so they,re used to shutting her down awawa) i had a good one¡¡ i have friends irl now yaaaayyy #vagueposting #gore #blood tagging just in case¡ #antpics https://64'media'tumblr'com/d359723d52d0d01f460f7b7a58ce2064/29fd86a8332713dc-eb/s1280x1920/038fd2ce5b7c17895814bd29088ca2477ebd1715'png =oXO
No, actually! I'm not relieved! :(
<-(((You cannot be talking smack about comebacks with a retort that long winded L.O.L.)))->
i want you all to know i have deep lore. LIKE really deep lore. #nsfw
i wish i cOuld legally drive in Order tO test this hOver tank Of yOurs
S1X S3V3N 1'M SUCH 4 F4T FUCK1NG CHUD
((Realizing that I need to make an Ooc post for fel since apparently a lot of people don’t know much about them
No.
Are you high? #substance
i just got fucking fired
neve rlly thoug bout askin the badges so far actuall too shy 2 do so
I will be honest. Troll (species) and troll (folklore) are so separate in my head that I absolutely forgot it was the same word.
Can we pretend I said Ogre?
OK4Y 1’V3 GOT 4 P13C3 OF STR1NG ON3 ST4L3 CH1P 4ND R3DBULL TH1S SHOULD B3 F1N3 FOR 4N 4FT3R K1LL1NG M34L
ummmm i am ok thanks! i probably wouldn’t say yes now in public anyway, can’t really do drug deals in a public forum. hehe.
that's... well that made me feel sad.
i+'s difficvl+, becavse i've had hvmans in my life +ha+ i ac+vally kind of loved, and. well. i be+ yov can gvess where i'm going wi+h +his.
maybe a bi+ longer +han +ha+, bv+ yeah. i+'s pre++y difficvl+.
i know +his all +oo well since i'm basically exclvsively living alongside hvmans vgh. fvck
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Perhaps I should hire outside security as well.
casp and i are on good terms now as well, it would be wrong to cheese touch him like this
She fell out of the tree again.
I have to. Clean UUp this mess. Please. Stop pailing. In the stalls. It is so cramped. #nsfw
⚓︎ stop pityin my posts already
Y☘︎u didn't hear it fr☘︎m me...but I used t☘︎ w☘︎rk a j☘︎b with a guy wh☘︎ was a janit☘︎r called "cuming stainy" p☘︎☘︎r guy...
#nsfw im going to kill my lusus for naming me. the empire wont accept namechange forms.
<action; statement input; statement: i a|so wish i cou|d do that input; statement: i wou|d swap with my captain input; statement: & then probab|y get cu||ed because i doubt the he|m wou|d ho|d him for |ong />
I am civil and nxt dxing that and alsx blxxd gets me nausexus... ... ...
new drinking game where i take a shot every time someone pities one of my chitts #substances
I don't do drugs. Or party, really. S sorry.
Uhh - I mΣan thats such an offΣr but I don't think I should...
ThΣ kind of loud that makΣs mΣ want to gougΣ my ΣyΣs out in thΣ most bizarrΣ way possiblΣ
WHY - AM I GETTING - PITIED!? - I haven't - even acted pathetic - ... >
⚇ hahaha i dunno what that means ⚇
the trolls on queen ship started placed empty buckets before my door alongside crackers … i have found at least five buckets upon waking up … #suggestive #questionmark
Sometimes you just... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff77062d90cb.png
people are sooooooooooooooo boringggggg!!!!
o| YeAh bUt iMaGiNe iF EvErY MeMbEr oF SaIlOr mOoN WaS On iT AnD ThErE WeRe aLsO 100 ClOnEs oF ThEm fIgHtInG To bE ThE ReAl sAiLoR MoOn |O
... My bad.
♦ Trollbama is inventing new ways to lust after someone, and the guy he's lusting after is as dense as a sack of bricks. #nsfw
SOMEBODY SEDATE ME.
WHAT THE FUCK DID I GET UP TOO LAST NIGHT???
IHMGGOLLHKMDRIUHUNK #SUBSTANCES
I AMGGHJ SO OP, FUCKE D UIP ON LIGHROR RIGHTJTKG,NO #SUBSTANCES
Omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg
Callie Mallie please.
you know sometimes i wish i could do this to customers so like . . . based more than anything
Amporas love me.
xx_crunched......_xx
﹏﹏﹏﹏𓂁﹏﹏﹏﹏ the worst part though is only getting to come online when everyone's already asleep -3- ﹏﹏﹏﹏𓂁﹏﹏﹏﹏
Getting home after a long day and sssing how ruined my makeup is.. someone could have at least told me to clean up under my eye. Eyeliner in the waterline truly doesn’t last long.
… TF2 is real…
Do it.
Twice before I've got people thinking Humie sounds slur-ish. It's why I thought I'd propose the question.
RAWR!Oh alsoooo just so you all know the deets my top is NOT purple or violet or whatever highblood term it is 🙄(yawn) because I'm in quads with one, HELL NO!!! I'm just doing it illegally. Too piss em off. So like.. if any highbloods are mad and also happen to be like tall or buff or whatever my dm’s are open of you want to get mad at me. Just sayinnnnn 👉👈 also 🖕XD!!!!!!
LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW, he quit a long time ago but it was just FUCKING WEIRD.
You literally can't and you would probably be shot with a gun or impaled by a hook before you even got to my room because my hivemates are territorial. Lmao.
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†) YOU ARE PLAYIN' WI7H FORCES BEYOND Y'ER UNDERS7ANDING, HERE7IC. :o) (†
Callie I keep fucking up
hey can robots get headaches
IT DOESN'T COUNT. IT CAN'T COUNT. THIS IS CLEAR AND FLAGRANT HACKERY. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME. NO ONE CAN. I'M NOT EVEN THAT CLOSE TO 2,000 KULT, ANYWAYS. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS SAY NOTHING THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE INTERPRETED FAVORABLY BY *ANY* TROLL BY ANY CONCEIVABLE METRIC. AND ENSURE THAT NO ONE NECROS ANY OF MY OLD CHITS. I WILL LIVE.
FUCK. YOU'RE PULLING MY STRUTPOD. TROLL RIVERS CUOMO IS ON CHITTR. I CAN'T FREAK OUT ABOUT THIS. I NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. MAYBE ON A HOLIDAY. FAR AWAY. TO STAY. ON A HOLIDAY.
ATTENTION, FAKE TROLL WEEZER FANS. ONLY REAL TROLL WEEZER FANS HAVE THE GLOBES TO ADMIT THAT THEY LIKE TROLL PINKERTON. THE DIRT. THE GRIME. THE RAW, UNCOMFORTABLE SINCERITY OF IT. THE SWEATY, OBSESSIVE MOLDTHOUGHTS THAT CAN ONLY FESTER IN AN ARTIST'S PONDERSPONGE WHEN THEY'RE TRAPPED IN A DORMBLOCK AT TROLL HARVARD WITH ALL THE WALLS AND WINDOWS PAINTED BLACK. IT IS THE MUSICAL EQUIVALENT OF A BRACKISH, PULSATING FUNGAL COLONY OF EMOTION. AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
SOLLUX CAPTOR YOU INSUFFERABLE CACKLING ASSBLASTER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE DELETE CHIT DELETE CHIT DELETE CHIT DELETE CHIT
oH WOW IT KIND OF BLEW THAT UP, bIG, oH WELL,
fucks sake. nOow i gOotta dOo sOome bullshit delivery fOor twOo peOople. bOoring.
I couldn't do it. I failed.
shrugs its kinda just a mood
You were too iimpullsiive too quiicklly, II coulldn"t stop you from makiing a fiinanciialllly bad deciisiion. =:[
Ah yes, my favorite day of the Alternian calendar - TaX Day. A very merry day to those who celebrate. And to those who plan on commiting taX fraud, a most grievous crime against the empress herself, may your fronds give out from under you as the auditerririzers close in, and may your culling be swift and mess-less. #TaXSeason #Inspirational - MC Oleana
DONT L1KE MY CH1T
1 M1SS MY FR13ND https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492361508857184257/1493090130532110376/ntv870m.png?ex=69ddb40b&is=69dc628b&hm=95d1dd644522dd0df604b6d6d0926e179950441681a0301113bfddf642f958d0 #art
I've Many Sha℞p Implemen⚚s And I Know How ⚚o Use ⚚hem.
Jake has apparently paid the crew exorbitant fistfuls of cash to see which salamander on board can blow the bubble faring best against the sea breeze. I come up to the pool deck and he has them lined up blowing salivary membranes ROILING with vape cloud. #substances I guess.
sorry that was vulnnerable annd crinnge amm i still innvited to the cookout
she lets mme hit because i *remmemmbers i have nnothinng annd nno onne* how aboutd we stop talkinng for a little while
[|||] iiif i were to pooost a swiiimsuit piiic, shooould i wear a one pieeece or a bikiiini??? ♥️ - one pieeece ♦️ - bikiiini ♠️♣️ - baaald/not votiiing
Can't think of effective engagement bait. Fuck.
Uh uh. I'm feeling alright, but I've already came down from that shit. Kinda... sitting here in bed blasting music and trying to figure where I can get something else. That depression shit's hit.
been getting a bit too many pity reacts today and i just dont like that all changing up my posting flow so none of you start getting ideas
So many good posts that I can't react to. :( #vagueposting
I should be allowed to disable "HATES" and "PITIES" and "MEDIATES". No one NEEDS those. Especially on MY posts. Maybe I should invent my OWN website JUST like that.
And dhen do hade id again, when you've eaden doo much and id circles back around.
i can't believe i just implied i'm the stinky egbert. i'm not!!!!
god gives his hardest battles to his sexiest soldiers
protipn dont apply icyhot and go to crank it even after washign it off your mitts call me sufferer jr #nsfw #help
sigh, doing sum cleanupz in da blocks x( #gore
literally 1 minute before i wake up and log on just say you've been nervous that *you* can't keep up with me lmfao
]-[==]> The worst part of being a Medicant on social media is the fear that some of the people I chitt will end up in one of my beds someday for treatment.
Ƹ 🌂 > Ah yes. You love the Dark One's greatest ally? Minivi? Well I love her too. Gaze upon her custom make. Yes, the Dark One lovingly crafted her. Muahaha. MUAHAHAHA. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/110545305_VycI7owVe7Ejnr8.png Ʒ
how bad we talking here? bc to me you seem like a strawberry shortcake
1t's 4lr1ght. Don't do drugs.
SAYING SHIT IN ALTERNIAN TO A GUY THAT CAN'T TELL WHAT IT IS. SHITTY FRIEND BEHAVIOR YES/NO???
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) why not both? ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
BIGGIE BIGGIE BIGGIE CAN'T YOU SEE SOMETIMES YOUR WORDS JUST HYPNOTIZE ME AND I JUST LOVE YOUR FLASHY WAYS #LYRICS
WHAT UP WORLD WHO THE **FUCK** IIIIS READY TO GET BANNED ON CHIIIITTR IIIIN 30 SECONDS OR LESS
i got called a "dilf". what the fuck???
Pity *this* post if you think I am sexy.