Callie Mallie
@cmallieEntertainment
I’m chittr’s one armed bandit, I DON’T do anything illegal like drug dealing or beat up violet bloods, nope, legal stegal here. Also…I AM A WOMAN ((Art by the wonderful @hahahale on instagram))
(( HI GUYS ITS MY BIRTHDAY IM 20 NOW YAY YIPPEE YAHOO I AM SO HAPPY ))
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X I have had three hook ups because of this site. #nsfw x
X Hey so I said this to the night crew already but I’m going to tell you all (the day crew) because I’m at misgendering number 5 now I AM A W O M A N NOT A MAN x
X I divide the ppl who come on after sunrise and sunset by day and night crews respectively x
What is a fujoshi
X Eastern alternian for “rotten girl” or smth like that if my memory serves me right. x
I feel like Alternia wouldn't be too bad if I had some drinks with some trolls.
X You ever been hit on by a troll? Imagine that when they’re too drunk to hold back or filter. x
How many alcoholics are here? #substance
X We have a bunch of lesser alcoholics then there’s me. The greatest most advanced alcoholic. #substance x
im on a fuckin merry go round of emotions 2day god damn. sad > hungry > horny > sad on repeat. i was still debatin on gettin high 2day but at this rate im gunna hav 2 if i wanna do anything besides stare at my screen in a dissociative state reliving unpleasant memories lm fucking ao #nsfw #substance #angst
sure why tf nawt
Tell me about your beam attack.
X It’s called my shared high beam and when I blast people with it, the beam adds drugs to whoever I’m blasting’s blood stream until they’re as high as I am #substance x
NOBOATY say tits i dont wanna think aboat anyfin i did last night 3>8( #nsfw
X Mmmmm horngry…need to eat nussy or I’ll starve…#nsfw x
Can you settle for KFC boneless fillets we're all out of the other thing
X Everybody’s a freak until they’re tied up and about to have my fist up their ass, then suddenly it’s “hold on isn’t your hand as big as my head?” #nsfw x
exactly. d꥟n't start backtracking the minute i bring ꥟ut a paddle, n꥟t even cl꥟se t꥟ the w꥟rst i can d꥟. 😒
X I remember some violet blood said he was into assertive women with mental health issues and I’m tryna remember who it was, help me chittr ur my only hope x
Have you tried putting that phrase into the search function?
X In case you wanna know why Imm trying to remember it’s because I wanna assert the fact that I def have issues in his dms x
:33 < my type? :33 < well if i had to pick a type, i like romantics!! :33 < i also like anyone who will fall fur my rage bait
X Today’s got me in the “summon an ancient galactic level threat from the depths of whatever pocket dimension it was banished to” kinda mood x