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A SECOND WATERMELON PROJECTILE HAS BEEN LAUNCHED FROM THE TREBUCHET.

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YOU KNOW MAYBE I SHOULD FIND AN ACTUAL HOBBY INSTEAD OF BUILDING HORRIFICALLY IMPROVISED ANCIENT SIEGE EQUIPMENT AND FLINGING WATERMELONS AT A ABANDONED HIVE. WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN DOING.

X Hey you should fill a pumpkin with gunpowder, sodium, and glass jars of water, then seal it up and launch it x

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YOU KNOW I WOULD IF I HAD ANY PUMPKINS BUT I HAVE MELONS I COULD PROBABLY HOLLOW OUT.

X Hollow out the a melon and do it, trust me it’ll be worth it x

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ALRIGHT, MELONS BEEN HOLLOWED OUT AND PREPARED WITH THE PAYLOAD.. MELON A ARTILLERY IS READY TO FIRE.

X Good good x

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ALRIGHT THREE.. TWO.. ONE.. OH, OH YEAH THAT'S FUN, GOT MORE KICK TO IT THAN BEFORE. THINK IT BROKE A HOLE THROUGH THE WALL OF THE ABANDONED HIVE.

X Just wait for the smoke to start rising eheheheheh x

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OH SHIT, ITS GETTING ON FIRE. ITS A FIREBALL.

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X Do what you want with this knowledge and experience x