Aradym Paelax
@imperialistHalcyonite
THE MOST MISERABLE FUCHSIA YOU'VE EVER FUCKING MET. 8 FEET OF MASCULINE INSOMNIA AND BULLSHIT.
The look of a man who HATES you. maybe one day I'll do a fully rendered fullbody of this loser, but that will not be today. https://i.imgur.com/7vddtpw.png
absoloutely swagalicious
My Back Hurts. I've Been In "shrimp" Position All Day.
DO YOU NEED LIKE.. HELP OR SOMETHING. I DUNNO HOW I WOULD HELP BUT LIKE I COULD GET LIKE.. IBUPROFEN?
If You Could Jab Me In The Back As Hard As You Can, That Would Be Appreciated.
1 c4nnot t4k3 4nyth1ng s3r1ously on th1s d4mn t1m3l1n3.
HALF OF THE TIME I SQUINT WITH CONFUSION AT WHAT WAS POSTED AND GO "WAIT, THATS REAL?"
rly glad @karnalDetente is havin da best wrigglin day #3 becuz he deserves it ;)) <3
OH SHIT I GOTTA WISH HIM A HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY.
THE CONTINUED SIEGE OF THIS ABANDONED HIVE AS COST THE LIVES OF 27 MELONS BEING FLUNG AT ITS WALLS.
<body> ** i don't believe half of the people posting pick up lines on my tl right now have ever known the touch of a woman. </body>
I THINK ITS MORE OF A BIT IF ANYTHING.
cant believe im cryne over a MAN rn drunk asl heres a tip for yall never fall in love with some1 cuz everything u love will b ripped away from u :))) <3
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO SLEEP. BUT WHATEVER WE BALL I GUESS IVE LONG SINCE THROWN OUT ANY PLANS ON GETTING A GOOD NIGHTS REST.
sleep is for the weak we drink til sunrise n forget ab our responsabiltiies here
YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK IT IVE NEVER GONE OUT DRINKING ITS TIME I GET SOME OF THAT ACTUALLY FUCKING GOOD FAYGO #SUBSTANCES
WAIT FUCK I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT THE.. THE ONE RULE YOU FOLLOW WHEN YOU GO DRINKING.. YOU ALWAYS DO IT WITH FRIENDS!
ION KNOW HOW LONG IM GONNA BE ON ALTERNIA, BUT I WANNA MAKE IT AS FUN AS I POSSIBLY CAN. LETS GET FUCKED UP OR SOMETHING
2till n33d a n3w punching bag BTW hmu if you got on3 you'r3 g3tting rid of
ACTUALLY- YEAH I DO HAVE ONE IM GETTING RID OF, I KEPT BREAKING SEVERAL PUNCHING BAGS OVER TIME, IVE GOT THIS XXXL REINFORCED PUNCHING BAG, I CAN TOSS YOU ONE OF MY OLDER ONES I DIDNT BREAK WITH MY FISTS.
I AM SLOWLY BEGINNING TO AUTOMATE THE DESTRUCTION OF ALL OF THESE MELONS.
You're thinking about these melons as a problem, when you should be thinking about how yummy delicious melon is. Did you even consider that?
WELL, I HAVE EATEN SOME OF THEM. BUT I ALSO LIKE TO FLING THEM OUT OF IMPROVIZED SIEGE EQUIPMENT LIKE CATAPULTS AND TREBUCHETS.
2av3 m3 a coupl3 bro2ki I didnt 3v3n g3t to 3njoy th3 on32 you gav3 m3 at 3w
THERES THIS ABANDONED HIVE NEAR THE INSTALLATION I RESIDE IN, I LIKE SETTING THEM UP AND FLINGING THE MELONS LIKE IM SIEGING A CASTLE.
suddenly having SUCH a fixation for gym rat himbos geeze i wonder where tf that could have possibly come from MAN i wonder #nsfw #vaguepost
THE EFFECTS OF THE #ERIDANWEEK RUMBLE ARE ALREADY CASCADING.