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@daveStrider
tik tok tik tok on the clock ((I also run "Hate Bot".))
Five minutes in a room with me and even the biggest talkers are begging to be let out for their own sanity. Don't play with fire if you aren't ready to get burned, kids.
i could take you in a 1v1
You're one of maybe 3 Daves on here to have two braincells to rub together. You'd at least stand a chance.
this is me expressing absolute flabbergastion you mean to tell me that *i* could stand a chance against *you* just cause ive got a couple more braincells floating around in this noggin
#dirkhour fuck you.
of course. i am known to be charitable and kind. its what im most known for. when people think about dirk strider theyre like fuck. what a generous guy.
yeah and that generous guy needs to send me about two hundred bucks via cashapp for pain and suffering at least a couple times a month im devastated dude i dont know what im gonna do with my life after this slight i might even go back on the booze #substance #applejuice do you think you can slide that because if not i might have to get a court ordered payment plan set up in accordance to my pain and suffering my dude
of course. i wouldnt want you to spiral further as a result of my continued carelessness. itd be just cruel of you to deprive you of whats owed. that being said i will get back to you in 8-10 business days with an update on those 200 dollars. i will right my infinite list of wrongs. just you wait. or dont. thats fine too.
is there any way i could expedite that because im about 200 dollars specifically short in buying a ps5 and i think owning a ps5 would also do wonders on my healing process brohomio
good things come to those who wait, david.
forgive my baseless assumption, dave. that is also an assumption based on your handle but i assume thatd be more accurate. unless its not, in which case id owe you another hundred for the further emotional damage done via assuming things about you online.
yeah my name is obviously dave thanks for reading for once bro i mean i know its hard to actually take a second and carefully put on your bifocals for that specific purpose but im sure if you just sat for an extra 30 seconds you could comprehend the discrepancies in multiple daves on this site i for instance happen to be just "dave"
youre right. i am so sorry for my incredibly offensive behavior. ill do better next time, dave.
youre really good at this groveling business did you go to school for that or is it just naturally engrained
I’m dead serious when I say, I’m eating fucking Olive Garden and it sucks ass.
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Locked in a tense struggle of trying to insult a Dave for being a little bitch without disrespecting her gender identity (as I am not transphobic and support her choice to transition).
dude you need to pick better targets if youre seriously having to spend a whole hour debating if your shit will come off the way you want it lmao
#dirkhour
get rekted dude
honorary dave for dave hour #davehour
just dont change your name i get mad over that
good i will kill you
actually you know what dont threaten my dudes girl @turingTranscendence
im not a dave but could i get the dave badge for the funnies
Hell yeah, you can dm @chromaticAvianoid for it.
so the way that i see it is if i was in front of jason obviously butt booty naked because im at camp crystal lake and apparently everybody that he kills has to be butt booty naked at camp crystal lake i would go to the kitchen food area and lather myself in grease and jason having lived in a forest for 90% of his stupid fucking life, he wouldn't know what grease is right? so jason unable to display his intelligence, tries to stab me while im slathered butt booty naked in grease and it slips off
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU ARE NOT POSTING ABOUT THE GREASED UP JASON DEBATE, WE ALREADY HAD THIS CONVERSATION!
yo bro what im saying is if im butt booty naked at camp crystal lake obviously im gonna grease my shit up so i become too slippery to touch
the convos we have in mc lmao anyway i dare u to put that fuckin stupid ass banner on ur profile of jason goin butt booty naked #dare #minecraft #lmao #suggestive @imperialistHalcyonite
sucks i cant play with you guys hals on the account wtf