#dirkhour fuck you.
of course. i wouldnt want you to spiral further as a result of my continued carelessness. itd be just cruel of you to deprive you of whats owed. that being said i will get back to you in 8-10 business days with an update on those 200 dollars. i will right my infinite list of wrongs. just you wait. or dont. thats fine too.
screams
is there any way i could expedite that because im about 200 dollars specifically short in buying a ps5 and i think owning a ps5 would also do wonders on my healing process brohomio
good things come to those who wait, david.
forgive my baseless assumption, dave. that is also an assumption based on your handle but i assume thatd be more accurate. unless its not, in which case id owe you another hundred for the further emotional damage done via assuming things about you online.
yeah my name is obviously dave thanks for reading for once bro i mean i know its hard to actually take a second and carefully put on your bifocals for that specific purpose but im sure if you just sat for an extra 30 seconds you could comprehend the discrepancies in multiple daves on this site i for instance happen to be just "dave"
youre right. i am so sorry for my incredibly offensive behavior. ill do better next time, dave.
youre really good at this groveling business did you go to school for that or is it just naturally engrained
oh no. i was born this way. i am naturally a pathetic fucking loser. every day i wake up and cry about it for at least 3 hours before getting out of bed for another long day of groveling.