#dirkhour fuck you.
oh thanks man youre so kind
oh man. im so sorry to crush your fragile little hopes like this man. truly. i pity you and all the damage ive done to you emotionally via this post. i will pay you reparations and even fund your therapy. i am so truly, deeply sorry, dave.
fuck you.
of course. i am known to be charitable and kind. its what im most known for. when people think about dirk strider theyre like fuck. what a generous guy.
of course. i wouldnt want you to spiral further as a result of my continued carelessness. itd be just cruel of you to deprive you of whats owed. that being said i will get back to you in 8-10 business days with an update on those 200 dollars. i will right my infinite list of wrongs. just you wait. or dont. thats fine too.
screams
good things come to those who wait, david.
forgive my baseless assumption, dave. that is also an assumption based on your handle but i assume thatd be more accurate. unless its not, in which case id owe you another hundred for the further emotional damage done via assuming things about you online.
youre right. i am so sorry for my incredibly offensive behavior. ill do better next time, dave.
oh no. i was born this way. i am naturally a pathetic fucking loser. every day i wake up and cry about it for at least 3 hours before getting out of bed for another long day of groveling.