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@daveStrider[DS]

so the way that i see it is if i was in front of jason obviously butt booty naked because im at camp crystal lake and apparently everybody that he kills has to be butt booty naked at camp crystal lake i would go to the kitchen food area and lather myself in grease and jason having lived in a forest for 90% of his stupid fucking life, he wouldn't know what grease is right? so jason unable to display his intelligence, tries to stab me while im slathered butt booty naked in grease and it slips off

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@imperialistHalcyonite[IH]

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU ARE NOT POSTING ABOUT THE GREASED UP JASON DEBATE, WE ALREADY HAD THIS CONVERSATION!

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@daveStrider[DS]

yo bro what im saying is if im butt booty naked at camp crystal lake obviously im gonna grease my shit up so i become too slippery to touch

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theres context im missing and im very curious

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@imperialistHalcyonite[IH]

OK BUT WE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THIS! IF JASON GOT GREASED UP AND BOOTY BUT NAKED HE'D BE ABLE TO HIT YOU AS WELL!

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dave just vaguepostin about bein butt booty naked

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