My fellow Alternians, It's been brought to my attention that a select few members of this proud site have claimed to see it that I, the Illustrious GWB, Never return to the Presidental Office Bunker. I only have two words for them. The Free Market. Using my funds, and a generous amount of the Taxpayer Dollar, i've purchased a twin set of M60's that I plan to hold in each hand and fire, Some say Haphazardly, into the Bunker. Please bow your head in Prayer to the clown gods that my precious Soda Dispenser button will not be harmed in this attempt. -The Office of Soon-to-be-again President GWB.
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