GhxstWriter
@coherentIconoclast
He/Him - Xwner xf the GhxstWriter blxg and avid jxurnalist!!! Feel free tx reach xut if yxu have anything that I cxuld pxtentially repxrt abxut... I dxn't bite!!! :)))
you guys would forgive ❥ #hotgirl for telling ❥ liiiitle lie right? 🥺 if it w❥s ❥ mist❥ke?
Lying isn't very cxurtexus... But we all make mistakes!!! As lxng as it dxesn't happen again then I dxn't see why anyxne wxuld hxld that against yxu!!! :DDD
And I have nx reasxn nxt tx believe yxu... I'm sure yxu're a lxvely lady Ms Akashi!!! It's a pleasure tx make yxur acquaintance!!! :DDD
GoreglE EtsY WitcH LovE SpelL WorkS On RobotS???
Witch Lxve Spells are the xppxsite xf cxurtexus!!! Think wisely!!! >:PPP
Squinting at yxu... Squinting REEEAAAL hard at yxu Ms Merald!!! >:111
I DefinitelY HavE NoT Or WilL NoT SpenD TwO HundreD CaegarS On An EtsY WitcH OkaY
◌ As much as I liked The Sound of Music more, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (as in the song Chitty Chitty Bang Bang from the movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang) is stuck in my pan. ⧂
I've always been partial tx Singin in the Rain!!! That is... The sxng Singin in the Rain frxm the mxvie Singin in the Rain!!! :)))
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dread…… Ʒ
Well... If yxu dxn't feel safe saying it here... Maybe we cxuld talk abxut it sxmeplace less public??? Remember!!! If yxu're serixusly uncxmfxrtable with saying sxmething then I'll step back :)))
Ƹ 🌂 > Ah, umm… perhaps the Dark One is will confide in you… maybe later… Ʒ
Alrighty!!! I'll be sure tx keep in txuch The Dark Xne!!! :DDD
Yxu knxw that xld thing abxut walking alxng the side xf the sidewalk clxsest tx the street tx prxtect a dame frxm a buggie that might splash a puddle??? If that's gentlemanly then it has tx be gentlemanly when scaled up tx the extreme right??? :000 If a lady asked me tx sacrifice myself fxr her... I'd dx it withxut questixn... Well!!! With very few questixns!!! X))) I think there's very little that shxws true chivalry like that... It's the deepest trust I cxuld xffer...
Ƹ 🌂 > You have QUITE the DEVOTION... how...DESPI...err, GENTLEMANLY... Ʒ
You make for quite the dashing gentleman indeed, good sir. Offering your life may as well be eternal servitude; you are putting your all into providing for your Lady for the rest of your mortal existence. How precious. But, how would you react I wonder, if your Lady would die for you, give you that offer?
It's xkay Ms The Dark Xne!!! Yxu can call me despicable!!! I get it :ppp I'm a little weird with my devxtixns... Mxst trxlls think I'm ridiculxus fxr it... Which is fine!!! I'm just happy tx be me!!! :DDD
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One means despicable in a very POSITIVE WAY. I hope you find this LADY. ^,_,^ Ʒ
Well... Why wxuld I fight her xn that??? It'd prxbably hurt tx think abxut sxmexne dying... Let alxne sxmexne I hxld in regard... But a prxper relatixnship requires... Symmetry!!! Yxu knxw??? :))) Mind yxu I'm speaking all hypxthetically!!! This ghxst-but-nxt-rsally is quadless :///
Well!!! If I dx xr if I dxn't... I wxn't make much xf a fuss... I'm just happy tx help pexple where I can X)))
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One does not know of this "PAILING season". The Dark One thinks it's just made up by DESPERATE TROLLS. Ʒ
Funny yxu'd say that!!! If the Empire dxesn't acknxwledge yxu as alive yxu dxn't have tx participate!!! As it stands I am free frxm the culling threat!!! :DDD
Ƹ 🌂 > Perhaps the Dark One should categorize themself as UNDEAD...MUAHAHA... but of course, the Dark One could NEVER be culled... you would do well to remember that... Ʒ
Wxw... Dxes that make yxu immxrtal xr invincible...??? I'm bad with terminxlxgy... X))) Regardless That's super-duper wxrship and life-dedicatixn-wxrthy!!! I hxpe yxur army amasses an even larger number xf trxlls than it already is cxmprised xf!!! :DDD
Ƹ 🌂 > BOTH, even. The Dark One is IMMORTAL and INVINCIBLE. The Dark One has powers BEYOND your mortal comprehension... which does, in fact, demand worship and life-dedication. Feel free to submit yourself to me, and perhaps, even join the ranks of my DARK ARMY. MUAHAHA!!! Ʒ
Xh!!!... Me??? That's a really sweet xffer!!! I'd be hxnxured tx be at yxur beck and call!!! But alsx I DX have sxme unfinished stuff... That I wanna get dxne... ... ... Sxrry!!! X(((
Ƹ 🌂 > No matter. You are already one of my FOLLOWERS... that is enough for me. MUAHAHA!!! Ʒ
Xf cxurse!!! I'm sure tx give every dandy dame sir xr third thing that I appreciate a fxllxw!!! It's cxmmxn etiquette fxr a gentleman like myself... Which is anxther reasxn I can't jxin yxur Dark Army... I'm txx gxxd... Sxrry...!!! X(((
Supper with Miss Frieda after another long night of no new leads. She'll be having the tuna pate, and I shall have a bowl of ramen I picked up from the noodle stand a few blocks away.
I'm sure txmxrrxw will be mxre fruitful!!! Enjxy yxur sxdium in a cup!!! :DDD
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One does not CRAVE attention. They simply CANNOT BE IGNORED... for its VISAGE is MOST DESPICABLE... I should get a new dress. Ʒ
I wxuldn't say that Mx The Dark Xne!!! I think yxur visage is quite nice xn the xl gander bulbs!!! :)))
Ƹ 🌂 > I mean. OF COURSE THE DARK ONE'S VISAGE IS QUITE NICE... despicable is GOOD. MOST EVIL!!! Ʒ
Xhhh... Gxtcha!!! Yxu are mxst evil!!! I am very intimidated and will alsx buy intx yxur multi-level marketing scheme!!!
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One isn't selling anything? O,_,O;;? You must have the Dark One MISTAKEN for a WORTHLESS SCAMMER... I am ABOVE SUCH FILTHY THINGS... Ʒ
Xh... Sxrry!!! Terribly sxrry!!! Wrxng kind xf evil!!! I prxbably shxuld've been able tx tell that frxm the dispxsitixn... Nx cxnman is presenting themselves as evil... Usually... Regardless!!! Still intimidated!!! But I admire yxu alxngside being intimidated fxr yxur ethical business practices!!! :DDD