GhxstWriter
@coherentIconoclast
He/Him - Xwner xf the GhxstWriter blxg and avid jxurnalist!!! Feel free tx reach xut if yxu have anything that I cxuld pxtentially repxrt abxut... I dxn't bite!!! :)))
This changes things... Thank yxu!!!
instead of pulling on my hair, put me on a leash and pull that :) #nsfw
Yxu knxw whx else wxre a leash maybe pxssibly??? The Black Shuck xr maybe alsx the Adjule??? Xkay prxbably nxt because the entire thing with them is that they're ghastly and stuff... Spxxky barkbeast!!! Yxu knxw??? Hi by the way!!!
"Nx B*tches???" Xf cxurse there are "Nx B*tches"!!! All Ladies are Maidens!!! :DDD
>--D=You=are=so=correct=haha=:)//<
I ate miscellanexus fxxd txday :))))
* tell me tell me what kinda misc food exactly 👀
I dunnx!!! That's the fun xf it being miscellanexus!!! Cxuldn't quite make it xut with my senses!!! :DDD
I think everyone would benefit from a course or two on improv comedy.
I tried... But the teacher stabbed me in the spleen!!! :(((
Okay, so you were given what we in the busines~s cal~l an of~fer. What did you do with it?
I said thank yxu very much!!! And didn't sx much as wince!!! It's a rule in gentlemanly etiquette tx knxw hxw tx take a jxke after all!!! :DDD
No no, se~e, there's your problem. You "yes"-ed but you didn't "and". I gues~s you never came back for the second clas~s.
Xh... Was the 'me being stabbed' part nxt the punchline...??? Ah gee... Thank yxu fxr the tip Lady Sansiu!!! Will wxrk xn that in the future!!! :DDD Unfxrtunately I missed the secxnd class because I had tx meet with a dxcterrxr tx get my spleen remxved... And that's why I have tx take lightly antibixtics befxre sleeping!!! :DDD
You got~ta escalate bud~dy boy, you ne~eded to give a go~od reaction to being stab~bed, or give the sitch a lil twist. Maybe you coulda step~ped back, let the blo~od spurt out of you like a drinking fountain, then said something like, "Who's going to pay for the carpet cleaning? Ay carumba!"
Huhhh...!!! "Ay caramba"... Are yxu sure??? I'm nxt exactly frxm that part xf Alternia... Wxuldn't it cxme xff as kind xf strange??? I cxuld just say "Ah, gee!!!" That'd prxbably wxrk and give the same result!!! :000
Go~od, go~od, now push it further. Maybe like... "Oh my go~odnes~s gracious!" or "Gol~ly ge~e whiz!"
GXXXXLLLLLYYYYY GEEEEEEEE WHIZ ... ... !!! !!! !!! !!! ...I dxn't really see the pxint in this exercise Lady Sansiu... X)))
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 you know what i hate most about being a woman? when i get my period. in costume. i feel so bad for my costume designer because this is far from the first time she's had to make me a new costume due to this. i love you, mina #period #womanlyproblems
Sx terribly sxrry tx hear abxut that Ms Eden!!!... ...Althxugh... I dxn't mean tx sxund uneducated... But what's a perixd??? X)))
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 so humans who have uteruses, if they don't reproduce, bleed for a week ish every month. some people have it worse than others, but it generally causes cramps, bloating, mood swings, and a whole list of other things. not to mention the whole bleeding out of your vagina thing. :/
Wxw... Internal drxne that stabs yxur sex parts when yxu dxn't fill yxur prxverbial bucket... Scary!!! X((( And this is xnly fxr wxmen...??? That sxunds awful unfair... Either way I have all the mxre respect fxr earth-bxrn dames!!! :DDD
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 its the worst! and we're expected to still work and do the adult things and not complain about it! ugh, i hate it so much.
Nx paid leave...??? That's awful cruel... :((( Hmmm... If xnly there was sxmething I cxuld dx... Actually... Is there sxmething I cxuld dx??? Just say and I'll help in a pusherpump!!! >:DDD
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 youre super sweet! but i dont think youre going to be able to change the entirety of society that quickly
I dxn't mean xn a wider scale!!! I may be stupid... But I'm nxt THAT stupid X))) I meant persxnally... I've gxt nx issue giving a hand tx a new friend whx's struggling!!!
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 youre so sweet <3 some chocolate and maybe some ice cream would be cool
Alrighty Ms Eden!!!... ... Actually... Realising I dxn't quite knxw where yxu are... Wxuld yxu be fine with me reaching xut thrxugh yxur direct messages??? Just sx I cxuld get yxur cxxrds and stuffs!!! :)))
Hi friends and new friends!!! Txday I have eaten a lxaf xf bread
* jealous! #hungry #drooling
* ah my bad!! im done and wont again * still tho whole loaf of bread sounds yummy as hell rn mmm #stilljealous
It's nx prxblem... Thank yxu fxr apxlxgizing regardless!!! X))) Yxu're right... I'm quite lucky!!! Perhaps this is a sign that I'll survive the winter...
tje warmn
The warm!!!...???
...Sxrry if this is a presumptuxus questixn... But are yxu drink...??? X))) #substance
Hair usually!!!... Uhm... There's nxt a lxt xf space in it... ...Xh!!! If yxu give me time tx set up I can make it lxxk like I pulled a hxpbeast xut xf it!!! :DDD
Xh!!! Sure!!! Uh... Shxuld I recxrd it...??? I dxn't actually have a little hxpbeast at the ready... Wxuld yxu settle fxr a plushie Lady Aurxra??? :000
That dxesn't... Actually answer any xf my questixns... :((( ...I guess I'll just recxrd it with a plushie then!!! Can't exactly dx it in persxn since I dxn't knxw where in the Galaxy a "land xf Lxve and Charm" wxuld be X)))