GhxstWriter
@coherentIconoclast
He/Him - Xwner xf the GhxstWriter blxg and avid jxurnalist!!! Feel free tx reach xut if yxu have anything that I cxuld pxtentially repxrt abxut... I dxn't bite!!! :)))
Guys xkay xn reflectixn Marix has DEFINITELY met Bigfxxt!!!
Guys this is #IMPXRTANTDISCUSSIXN if Super Marix met Bigfxxt dx yxu think they wxuld be friends??? And if they were what wxuld they dx??? Haha just wanted tx hear yxur thxughts!!! I think they'd have a shared friend thrxugh Dxrie which wxuld be cxxl!!! Dxrie is the Lxch Ness Mxnster that's in Hazy Maze Cave by the way!!!
"Nx B*tches???" Xf cxurse there are "Nx B*tches"!!! All Ladies are Maidens!!! :DDD
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ OF COURSE!!!! YOU WILL ୨LW୨YS H୨VE MY SUPPORT NOBLE KNIGHT ₍⑅ᐢ≧^≦ᐢ₎ THE PRINCESS IS H୨PPY TO SH୨RE ୨N OPINION WITH SUCH ୨ G୨LL୨NT GENTLEM୨N!!!! ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
I ate miscellanexus fxxd txday :))))
I dunnx!!! That's the fun xf it being miscellanexus!!! Cxuldn't quite make it xut with my senses!!! :DDD
Hi friends and new friends!!! Txday I have eaten a lxaf xf bread
* ah my bad!! im done and wont again * still tho whole loaf of bread sounds yummy as hell rn mmm #stilljealous
It's nx prxblem... Thank yxu fxr apxlxgizing regardless!!! X))) Yxu're right... I'm quite lucky!!! Perhaps this is a sign that I'll survive the winter...
* if you get any more meals of that kind im sure you could survive the winter. perhaps even more threats that come your way! good strong meals are always a good way to keep your strength hehe
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FXUR GRANXLA BARS!!!
Ƹ 🌂 > Granola is just sad. Enjoy a more DELECTABLE treat. Like. A slice of cake. Ʒ
But that slice xf cake cxuld gx tx sxmexne whx needs/deserves it mxre!!! :ppp
Let's nxt get ahead xf xurselves here...!!! That's xver-budget!!! :000
Ƹ 🌂 > There is enough cake to go around. What makes you think you do not deserve it as much? Hmph. Ʒ
Sxrry...!!! It's just... As a gentleman it is my duty tx ensure that xthers get what they want xr need befxre me... Like hxw xn a sinking bxat!!! I will always be last xff!!! If I die it was fxr the sake xf xthers surviving... :DDD
Ƹ 🌂 > RIDICULOUS. The Dark One shall send a piece of the BLOODIEST berry cake to your hive NOW. Ʒ
Xh!!! Sure!!! My Hive!!!... Uhm... Sxrry Mx The Dark Xne!!! My Hive gxt wrecked!!! I'm a wanderer!!! X)))
Nx!!! Xf cxurse nxt!!! I'd be imprxper tx deny a lady's xffer!!!... Hmmm... I cxuld get yxu my current cxxrds... But I dxn't think I'm super cxmfy with delivering thrxugh xfficial services... I have my reasxns!!! X(((
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ OH SIR I୨MNOTUSINGYOURN୨MEIDONTKNOWIFIM୨LLOWED I WOULD PRESENT YOU THE MOST LUSCIOUS DELIC୨CIES OF MY KINGDOM IF I H୨D THE CH୨NCE...! ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
Update!!! A secxnd Granxla Bar has reached my stxmach!!! :000 !!!
Hellx Chittr!!! Txday I ate a granxla bar!!!
Impxrtant questixn... Dx humans exhibit grxup behavixur like xther mxnkeys??? Dx yxu guys gx digging thrxugh eachxther's hair and eat the parasites yxu find??? :000
uhh...we don't eat parasites off each other, lol, but we do engage in social grooming sometimes. Like we do each other's hair, and go to salons' to have others fix our hair up. Sometimes if you're being intimate with someone else, we'll bathe together? It's all about what's comfortable. Mostly we just have a desire to hang out in groups with each other. Do trolls not wanna hang out or do each other's hair or nails?
Differences in lxcal culture I guess!!! :000 The landmass I was raised xn tended tx be pretty sxlitary and cxld... Either yxu survived xn yxur xwn xr yxu died... :ppp I'm thankful fxr that... Because I think I'd be dead nxw if I wasn't mxulded by struggle... Even if I dx wish I was allxwed a bit mxre affectixn X)))
Gxlly... Hehehe... I can admit that I'm lxxking fxrward tx that...!!!
Further addendum!!! Trxll Rxnald Reagan is DEFINITELY sxme sxrt xf little demxn xf sxrts given Trxll fxrm...
I just had sxmexne try and tell me that Trxll Rxnald Reagan was still alive and a member xf sxme sxrt xf New Wxrld Xrder puppeteering the Empire via the Empress... Psshhh... Yeah right!!! Anyways... Seasquatch IS REAL!!! As is the Lxch Ness Mxnster as are Shadxw Drxppers and mxst DEFINITELY as are Werewxlves!!! >:000
I'm sx sxrry tx anyxne whx may have read my last chitt!!! That was deeply imprxper xf me!!! Such intimacies shxuldn't be talked abxut sx candidly... It just sets the wrxng precedent... X(((
Xh gee... When was the last time hxrnypxsted-pxsted...??? Hmmm... I gxtsta rectify that... Ahem... I yearn tx... Tx... Tx hxld a lady's hand... Tx dance in a chxrexgraphed pattern that we bxth just happened tx knxw...!!! Ah!!! I can't write anymxre!!! Stxpping it there!!! Let yxur imaginatixn dx the rest!!! It's txx much!!! X((( #nsfw
HI FRIENDS!!! I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS TX EMPHASIZE THAT YXU ARE ALL MY FRIENDS!!! AND YXU ARE ALL AWESXME USUALLY!!! :ddd
Unreal Heiress??? I think she's QUITE real actually!!! >:)))
I dxn't think there's a greater feeling than giving sxmething xf value tx a chum... Unfxrtunately that's part xf the reasxn why I'm brxke... Bad mxney management skills X((( Xh well!!!
That's... A little xn the vague side... But I can definitely dx that!!! :000
Heyyy... Nx need tx pity all my stuff abxut giving away funds... I gxt the message when yxu pitied this pxst already!!! X)))
=oXO o-oh it was more like a pat on the shoulder''' i pity a lot of posts sorry¡¡¡ it wasn,t pointed or anything¡¡ =oXO
Hi friends!!! I didn't sleep a wink!!! Which is fine!!! It means mxre friends time!!! :DDD
That sxunds lxvely Ms Decker!!! Did yxu have sxmething specific in mind??? :000
We caNN go throw roX at some seadwellers I kNNow a sweet spot.
I'd lxve tx gx skip rxcks acrxss an uninhabited freshwater pxnd!!! Great idea!!! :DDD
The green guy hated my chitts again... :(((
Xkay sx... I heard sxmething crack... And therefxre am incapable xf sleeping... (Reasxn: What if there is an intruder!!!)