GhxstWriter
@coherentIconoclast
He/Him - Xwner xf the GhxstWriter blxg and avid jxurnalist!!! Feel free tx reach xut if yxu have anything that I cxuld pxtentially repxrt abxut... I dxn't bite!!! :)))
Addendum tx the Shadxw Drxpper sighting pxst: They tried tx attack me and I had tx flee which is REALLY DIFFICULT when the sun is xut!!! I was jumping between shade!!! I ended up ruining my wxrk suit :((( Sx... In the market fxr a tailxr nxw I guess!!! X)))
Xh alsx!!!... I did actually end up researching the Shadxw Drxpper thing??? Turns xut there WERE Shadxw Drxppers!!!
Hi friends!!!... I was gxing tx pxst sxmething but I fxrgxt!!! Sx... Remember tx be cxurtexus and curixus!!! There's alliteratixn sx it's gxtta be gxxd!!! :DDDD
Xkay sx I researched the shadxw drxpper sighting... And... Uhm... Well!!! They said they cxuld tell shadxw drxppers were arxund frxm the drxppings... But shadxw drxppers dxn't drxp drxppings??? They're undead!!! They dxn't eat!!! >:PPP And what they dx eat... They dxn't really digest!!! >:ppp ppp ppp A shadxw drxpper that drxps drxppings wxuld just be a drxpper!!! !!! !!!
I heard there were sxme shadxw drxpper sightings recently!!! Really hxping it's true!!! They're sxsxsx rare tx find nxwadays!!! X((( Did yxu knxw??? Shadxw drxppers are actually the mxst aggressive and territxrial denxtatixn xf mythxlxgical creature!!! Simply being in their presence is risky!!! :000 They're sx cute thxugh!!! It's unfxrtunate :(((
Yxu knxw that xld thing abxut walking alxng the side xf the sidewalk clxsest tx the street tx prxtect a dame frxm a buggie that might splash a puddle??? If that's gentlemanly then it has tx be gentlemanly when scaled up tx the extreme right??? :000 If a lady asked me tx sacrifice myself fxr her... I'd dx it withxut questixn... Well!!! With very few questixns!!! X))) I think there's very little that shxws true chivalry like that... It's the deepest trust I cxuld xffer...
Ƹ 🌂 > You have QUITE the DEVOTION... how...DESPI...err, GENTLEMANLY... Ʒ
You make for quite the dashing gentleman indeed, good sir. Offering your life may as well be eternal servitude; you are putting your all into providing for your Lady for the rest of your mortal existence. How precious. But, how would you react I wonder, if your Lady would die for you, give you that offer?
It's xkay Ms The Dark Xne!!! Yxu can call me despicable!!! I get it :ppp I'm a little weird with my devxtixns... Mxst trxlls think I'm ridiculxus fxr it... Which is fine!!! I'm just happy tx be me!!! :DDD
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Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One means despicable in a very POSITIVE WAY. I hope you find this LADY. ^,_,^ Ʒ
Well... Why wxuld I fight her xn that??? It'd prxbably hurt tx think abxut sxmexne dying... Let alxne sxmexne I hxld in regard... But a prxper relatixnship requires... Symmetry!!! Yxu knxw??? :))) Mind yxu I'm speaking all hypxthetically!!! This ghxst-but-nxt-rsally is quadless :///
Well!!! If I dx xr if I dxn't... I wxn't make much xf a fuss... I'm just happy tx help pexple where I can X)))
Little knxwn fact!!! At least half xf all gentlemen are evil!!! This is because they apprxpriate gentlemanly etiquette tx be mxre apprxachable and dx mxre evil!!! The mxre yxu knxw :000
Remember!!! When cxurting sxmexne ALWAYS xffer tx take their cxat!!! Unless they try tx cull yxu!!! In which case... Dxn't take their cxat :ppp
Guys I think I had it explained fxr me befxre but I fxrgxt again what is Gay
A guy who only datez other guyz (*´▽｀*)
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I liked my idea a little better admittedly... But bi it is!!! !!! !!! :DDD (I really thxught this was humie terminxlxgy befxre seeing a vix use it... Very nifty tx knxw!!!)
Spxxky Hallxw's mxrn!!! Splendid New Sweep!!! Evil Easter!!! Marix Day!!! Bad Empress Day fxr thxse whx celebrate (I'm nxt txx Empress-fxnd...) Labxur Day is a human xne that I fxund xut abxut!!! Happy Labxur Day!!!
A cruel wxrld made brighter by we... By jxyxus smiles and cheers!!! By the hxpes and whimsy xf a 10,002 little wrigglers all txgether in their pxds... Merry Christmas!!! Happy Hanukkah!!! Jxyxus spring!!!
I #yearn tx see a stxne-faced madame crack a smile at a jxke I say... A genuine xne...!!! I #yearn tx square dance tx chxrexgraphy I never heard befxre as if it were sxmething I practiced a thxusand times xver all because a lady asked it xf me... I #yearn fxr a big plate xf cxxkies and a warm glass xf milk!!!
Addendum tx my prixr pxst!!! Dxn't call dames B*tches!!! Cxmmxn sense!!! >:(((
Hi!!! Fxr future aspiring gentlemen!!! Never apprxach a fine dame xr lady with "Hey Girl" fxllxwed by a pickup line!!! That is nxt a girl that is a Wxman... And by trying tx flirt first thing yxu nxt xnly xbjectify her but alsx deny the pxssibility xf pxtential friendly banter in favxur xf sxmething sensual which is the GREATEST SHAME!!! !!! !!! #GentlemanlyTips #GentlemanlySTRUGGLES
Hi friends!!! This is yxur nightly reminder tx always stay true tx yxurself and yxur clxse cxmpatrixts... Sincerity is the mxst admirable trait fxr a trxll tx have in the mxdern day...!!! :))))
Yxu put the lime in the cxcxnut and drink em bxth up...
Fxr breakfast txday I am gxing tx enjxy leftxvers behind a restaurant kind enxugh tx leave gxxd meal pxrtixns!!! :DDD
THAT'S RIGHT!!! I sit xn a big hxard xf mxney and ride fancy cars and make fun xf my peers and am suuuch a playbxy (eugh) I'm sxxx playbxyish (ewww) and gentlemans are lame and dxn't knxw jack squat abxut hxw tx treat a wxman (BLEGHHHH I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THISSS BEING EVIL SUCKS)
Hehehe!!! Nx such thing!!! Everyxne's redeemable sx lxng as they gxt a little gxxd in them!!!... That's nxt a very evil thing tx say huh... :/// AND I steal candy frxm grubs!!!
Well mxst trxlls enjxy it right??? The whxle... Vixlence thing!!! Like wrestling and hurting pexple and stuff :/// Sxxx I'm trying tx participate in that... But it just sxrt xf feels wrxng??? Everytime I try I'm reminded it just ain't whx I am X)))
Okay but doNN't say I didNN't warNN you big boy. That Chupa chup you stole might come back to bite you iNN the ass
Ahhh it prxbably wxuld if I actually did it... I'm a txtal phxny!!! I cxuld never!!! X(((
I caNN't believe you're makiNNg uNNtrue claims oNN social media. You ARE evil
Wxah... Yxu're right!!! I actually did it!!! I've been dxing a bad deed this whxle time by lying!!! And I didn't even nxtice!!! I've never been able tx dx that befxre...!!! :000 I'm sx sxrry X(((
DoNN't apologiZZZZe dude! OwNN up to it! Evil people doNN't say sorry!
wrezt1ing and zimi1ar zp0rtz are n0t inherent1y f0unded in evi1. i d0 n0t think y0u need t0 participate in thiz if y0u d0 n0t wizh t0.
Well... Being evil's a little fun as a treat... But I'm nxt an evil persxn at the end xf the day... Dxn't wanna xwn up tx sxmething that makes me feel sick in the stxmach... Sxrry Ms Decker!!!
Prxbably nxt... But I dunnx!!! Keeping myself xpen tx things is hxw I stay healthy right??? :))) I wasn't gxing tx dedicate myself tx it xr anything... Just try it xut :ppp
I DXN'T like helping pexple... ... ... I'm EVIL... And NXT a gentleman... And pay trxlls tx fxllxw me arxund tx make me lxxk cxxler than I am...
Yxu knxw it!!! Serial Lxiterer!!! But it dxn't matter cuz my stacks are sx fat I can cxver the fine!!!
I alsx #yearn fxr this cxllectible camera that's been xut fxr auctixn recently but I already prxmised tx spend all my mxnies xn my friends... ... ...