

GhxstWriter
@coherentIconoclast
He/Him - Xwner xf the GhxstWriter blxg and avid jxurnalist!!! Feel free tx reach xut if yxu have anything that I cxuld pxtentially repxrt abxut... I dxn't bite!!! :)))
Hellx friends xn Chittr!!! I have been infxrmed by a bridge trxll that it is "Man-Chest Wednesday"...??? I wxuld usually refrain but I have been txld participatixn is mandatxry!!! Sxxx... X))) https://cdn...imgchest...cxm/files/331c73ade3cd...png #nsfw
Ghxsts are cxxl!!! Did yxu knxw that Ghxsts usually hate that they're arxund??? It's true!!! Nine times xut xf ten the materializatixn xf a spirit is due tx unprecedented amxunts xf negative energy frxm a death xr in relatixn tx a death... Sxmetimes multiple!!! It's part xf why Ghxsts are mxst cxmmxnly fxund xn Alternia arxund raided and destrxyed rebel bases xr areas where Empire mandated cullings xccurred!!!
Hey did yxu guys knxw that
I'm feeling real crummy txday... Might be all the meatpxsting while I'm still running xn an empty stxmach X))) Dxn't wxrry abxut me!!! It's just my pan acting silly!!! Wxrth discarding X)))
There's this guy whx keeps hating my chitts!!! What did I dx tx yxu??? Yxu're messing up my kull/kult ratix... :(((
Slept like a brick!!! Missed xut xn breakfast!!! X((( I did manage tx find sxmething but I'm nxt sure it was edible??? Beggars can't be chxxsers I suppxse!!!
Xkay sx my next blxgpxst will be abxut Earth BRIDGE TRXLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did yxu knxw there are little creepy trxlls whx live under bridges xn earth??? AND they give yxu riddles three??? I'd call malarkey but it's apparently true!!! :000
Xkay... I have wxrked xn sx many drafts and scrapped all xf them sx at this pxint I'm just gxnna say it plain as day... Active members xf the Clurch... The xnes whx see this whx happen tx be xn Alternia... Please be aware that yxur lives are at risk... My sxurces have infxrmed me that a prixr mentixned Terrxrist grxup knxwn as the 'New Nxbles' are intending tx target members xf the faith and its benefactxrs... Steer clear xf any shady individuals xr unpxpulated areas... I have alsx finally gxtten a name fxr their leader... Britia Pxshes... Chittr user cxrgiKween Stay safe and dx nxt trust her!!! She's a deeply dangerxus and manipulative individual with a nxtable level xf influence... I lack a current physical descriptixn but she has suppxsedly been seen wearing a tailxred dark blue suit... I dxn't knxw if it's a bluff xr a genuine threat but PLEASE be cautixnary during these next few days... Maybe mxnths... Thank yxu fxr reading... Hxpefully my next pxst will be xf a lighter subject and I can finally get xff this txpic... This has been really just a headache fxr me X)))
https://cdn...imgchest...cxm/files/e16a68eaf036...jpg Hilarixus barkbeast!!! Very much a gentleman :))) I feel tx impxrtant tx stress that tx be a gentleman is nxt defined by yxur attire xr presentatixn but by yxur philxsxphy and yxur ideals... A gentleman is kind!!! But nxt weak... Xpen-minded!!! But nxt malleable... A gentleman respects xthers whether he hates them xr lxves them!!! Respect is all the gentleman asks fxr in return!!! :)))
Next repxrt that I'm writing has left me txtally stumped X))) It's gxnna be a bit difficult tx write in a way that's bxth succinct and nxt alsx raising eyebrxws!!! I mean raising eyebrxws in a bad way... It's sx weird!!! I didn't used tx wxrry abxut the impressixn I'd leave!!! And yet nxw it feels like if I make a wrxng step I'm gxnna get myself intx a lxt xf trxuble... Ha ha ha...
Gxxd mxrning!!! I didn't eat anything fxr breakfast this time!!!
#gxre #hxrrxr Recent discxvery frxm an anxnymxus sxurce!!! Terrxrist grxup that gxes by the name 'New Nxbles' fxund culling and flaying trxlls whx xppxse their beliefs!!! Hanging them frxm light pxsts as a warning tx xthers whx want tx resist... The name xf their leader is... Currently unknxwn tx me!!! Will be cxntinuing tx pxst xn this as I get mxre infx!!! Be sure tx stay safe xut there!!! And keep yxur heads lxw!!! X)))
Fave fxxd: Milksteak :000 Hxbbies: Magnets!!! Likes: Ghxuls (little green ghxuls!!! That gx ekhh) Dislikes: Pexple's knees >:(((
Ughghghghg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X(((((((((
Gxxd mxrning Chittr!!! Fxr breakfast I had half a sandwich and a brisk full sprint away frxm the guy I stxle it frxm!!! :)))
I've been dxing a lxt xf study xn earth mythxs and sxmething that I keep cxming back tx is the Mummy... Namely because it's such an interesting case xf Xrientalism and blatant bigxtry... X((( Xriginally mummies were less sx seen as pursuing curse-wielding mxnsters and mxre like exxtic xtherwxrldly suitxrs!!! Even famxus authxrs like Bram Stxker wrxte xf mummies in a rxmanticized light in his nxvel the Jewel xf the Seven Stars!!! (Bram Stxker is a famxus earth authxr btw) And it's sx strange!!! Ever since Bxris Karlxff's 1930s Nxvel 'The Mummy' yxu dxn't really feel the impact xf the xlden 'rxmantic mummy'... I guess yxu cxuld alsx pxint tx the sexualizatixn xf Famxus Egyptian Figures and Deities like Clexpatra and Astarte... But that isn't quite as Mummy-centric if that makes sense??? X))) Sxrry!!! I'm rambling!!! I've just been cxnsidering writing a paper xn this sx it's been xn my mind...... https://media...tenxr...cxm/p2XQD1MUSKkAAAAj/wand-xf-gamelxn-gibdx...gif
Hellx Chittr!!! Txday I ate three apples and xne (1) slice xf bread :)))
It's a surprise hxw prxgressive this website is!!! I'm used tx my every xther wxrd being filtered heavily tx ensure I wxn't encite a rixt xr sxmething X))) It's a gxxd surprise xf cxurse!!!!!!
Recent discxvery by a Mr temperedTragedian!!! The biggest scxxp xf my life!!! The Titanic... Never SANK!!! It was its sister ship the RMS Xlympic!!! Fxr... Mxney xr sxmething!!! Xur experts xn the scene are sighted saying this: "My fellxw alternians!!!" (BXXM !!!!!!!!!) https://encrypted-tbn0...gstatic...cxm/images???q=tbn:ANd9GcSX1g7xjxMt1WldbArAK1YFc8HU2PCn08TYmg&s Thank yxur fxr yxur time :)))
Xkay sx I have recently been txld that seasquatch was actually just a really unkempt seadweller!!! Sucks!!! X(((
















