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@coherentIconoclast

He/Him - Xwner xf the GhxstWriter blxg and avid jxurnalist!!! Feel free tx reach xut if yxu have anything that I cxuld pxtentially repxrt abxut... I dxn't bite!!! :)))

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Hellx friends xn Chittr!!! I have been infxrmed by a bridge trxll that it is "Man-Chest Wednesday"...??? I wxuld usually refrain but I have been txld participatixn is mandatxry!!! Sxxx... X))) https://cdn...imgchest...cxm/files/331c73ade3cd...png #nsfw

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I guess that's true!!! Thank yxu fxr the cxmment Chittr user ghxstAnxmaly

× WVhat? It Is?! ×

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thank yxv fxr the respxnse Khittr vser kxherentIkxnxklast

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I guess bridge trxlls are a tricky sxrt... Maybe I shxuldn't have taken his wxrds at face value...??? :PPP

Zhow more cheZt 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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× Awvh. Dammit.. ×

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But it isn't gentlemanyyy!!! X(((

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Sounds Legitimate To Me.

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>AcK< nOw, I+ Is Burgh Thursday!

What cxuld that pxssibly mean??? X))) I'm sxrry but I'll have tx refrain!!!

Ghxsts are cxxl!!! Did yxu knxw that Ghxsts usually hate that they're arxund??? It's true!!! Nine times xut xf ten the materializatixn xf a spirit is due tx unprecedented amxunts xf negative energy frxm a death xr in relatixn tx a death... Sxmetimes multiple!!! It's part xf why Ghxsts are mxst cxmmxnly fxund xn Alternia arxund raided and destrxyed rebel bases xr areas where Empire mandated cullings xccurred!!!

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most wild ghosts are more afraid of mew than mew are of them. it's important to apprrroach with a slow and reassuring pace, otherwise you might startle them. mew~ 💖✨

Hellx Chittr user pxssessedCatgirl... Are yxu really pxssessed??? That's very interesting!!! Yxu are very much cxrrect!!! Usually... Ghxsts are pretty vxlatile!!! Usually they dxn't mean any harm tx trespassers unless frightened... But certain spirits can be malevxlent!!! Usually depends xn the cxntent xf xne's character befxre death frxm what I've seen!!! :)))

oh uh... n-nyah, i'm not like ACTUAlly pawsessed hahaha that would be c-crazy...it's just like a stage name... mew... and uh, yeah you sure know a lot about ghosts... I learned most of this stuff from my cousin, they're actually a- they're a cop. mew~ 💖✨

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Xf cxurse I knxw plenty abxut ghxsts!!! It's sxrt xf a hxbby... And a jxb... A jxbby!!! A hxb :))) I phxtxgraph spirits and dxcument abxut them!!! I think they're mxre beautiful than mxst living things... Which I mean in a nxrmal way!!! X))) And... Cxp??? I dxn't knxw any cxps that are especially ghxst-experienced... But I alsx avxid cxps like the plague sx I cxuld be wrxng!!! X)))

oh- oh, yeah? y-yeah I uh, I know lots of cops! lots of big strong attractive cops... who I totally get along with, and am on good terms with, mew! I even have one on speed dial... just uh haha like how mew love ghosts, I love cops! ... c'ₘₒₙ bₗₒₒₖy... ₚᵢcₖ ᵤₚ ₜₕₑ dₐₘₙ ₚₕₒₙₑ... mew~ 💖✨

Hey did yxu guys knxw that

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i did actually

IGNXRE THIS!!! I was gxing tx write sxmething and hit send early!!! X(((

NXXX!!! X(((

oops!

I'm feeling real crummy txday... Might be all the meatpxsting while I'm still running xn an empty stxmach X))) Dxn't wxrry abxut me!!! It's just my pan acting silly!!! Wxrth discarding X)))

There's this guy whx keeps hating my chitts!!! What did I dx tx yxu??? Yxu're messing up my kull/kult ratix... :(((

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is it the guy who hates everyone's chitts?

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Hellx Chittr user bubbleBlxwer... Why wxuld anyxne dx that??? It's just rude... Nxt very gentlemanly at all!!! Send Chitt

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Chittr User coherentIconoclast!! I believe I've gathered intel from the dashboard that he (he? i don't know the user's pronouns actually) does it for The Love Of The Game. A True Hater.

Slept like a brick!!! Missed xut xn breakfast!!! X((( I did manage tx find sxmething but I'm nxt sure it was edible??? Beggars can't be chxxsers I suppxse!!!

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i'm scAred to Ask whAt you Ate

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Hellx Chittr user celestialArtisan!!! I think it's better that it remains a mystery...

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Xkay sx my next blxgpxst will be abxut Earth BRIDGE TRXLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did yxu knxw there are little creepy trxlls whx live under bridges xn earth??? AND they give yxu riddles three??? I'd call malarkey but it's apparently true!!! :000

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Xkay... I have wxrked xn sx many drafts and scrapped all xf them sx at this pxint I'm just gxnna say it plain as day... Active members xf the Clurch... The xnes whx see this whx happen tx be xn Alternia... Please be aware that yxur lives are at risk... My sxurces have infxrmed me that a prixr mentixned Terrxrist grxup knxwn as the 'New Nxbles' are intending tx target members xf the faith and its benefactxrs... Steer clear xf any shady individuals xr unpxpulated areas... I have alsx finally gxtten a name fxr their leader... Britia Pxshes... Chittr user cxrgiKween Stay safe and dx nxt trust her!!! She's a deeply dangerxus and manipulative individual with a nxtable level xf influence... I lack a current physical descriptixn but she has suppxsedly been seen wearing a tailxred dark blue suit... I dxn't knxw if it's a bluff xr a genuine threat but PLEASE be cautixnary during these next few days... Maybe mxnths... Thank yxu fxr reading... Hxpefully my next pxst will be xf a lighter subject and I can finally get xff this txpic... This has been really just a headache fxr me X)))

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Yes! Ple@se be very c@lm r@ti0n@l @nd s@fe @b0ůt this inf0rm@ti0n.~

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https://cdn...imgchest...cxm/files/e16a68eaf036...jpg Hilarixus barkbeast!!! Very much a gentleman :))) I feel tx impxrtant tx stress that tx be a gentleman is nxt defined by yxur attire xr presentatixn but by yxur philxsxphy and yxur ideals... A gentleman is kind!!! But nxt weak... Xpen-minded!!! But nxt malleable... A gentleman respects xthers whether he hates them xr lxves them!!! Respect is all the gentleman asks fxr in return!!! :)))

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i agree! he is a very gentlemanly puppy and i would treat him with respect (petting!)

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@gardenGamma[GG]

Thank yxu very much Chittr user gardenGamma... Have a very gxxd day!!! :)))

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and you!

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Next repxrt that I'm writing has left me txtally stumped X))) It's gxnna be a bit difficult tx write in a way that's bxth succinct and nxt alsx raising eyebrxws!!! I mean raising eyebrxws in a bad way... It's sx weird!!! I didn't used tx wxrry abxut the impressixn I'd leave!!! And yet nxw it feels like if I make a wrxng step I'm gxnna get myself intx a lxt xf trxuble... Ha ha ha...

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Gxxd mxrning!!! I didn't eat anything fxr breakfast this time!!!

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a shame! will you compensate with an early lunch, dear one?

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Hellx chittr user passiveSerializatixn!!! Thank yxu fxr yxur cxncern!!! I will try but there's nx guarantee... I've had a very very busy past few nights and the stress might be getting tx me!!! Makes fxxd scavenging difficult...

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such is the way of the busy bug. i know that struggle very well. sometimes, all we can do is have a little snack or two between the rigors of trolling about. but i am thankful that you will try, dear one.

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Uhm... This is a txtally randxm questixn!!! The cxalitixn --- the ICQA??? Are yxu as a member required tx disclxse any infxrmatixn I prxvide tx the empire if I were tx... Say... Reach xut privately abxut sxmething trxubling??? X((( Entirely hypxthetical xf cxurse!!!

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such a wonderful question! the ICQA protects all quadworkers from informational troubles such as the hypothetical you've posed. i cannot be compelled to reveal anything my clients may say in confidence, + i practice regular databugging to that effect. a pale companion affiliated with ICQA is not a mandated reporterror.

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#gxre #hxrrxr Recent discxvery frxm an anxnymxus sxurce!!! Terrxrist grxup that gxes by the name 'New Nxbles' fxund culling and flaying trxlls whx xppxse their beliefs!!! Hanging them frxm light pxsts as a warning tx xthers whx want tx resist... The name xf their leader is... Currently unknxwn tx me!!! Will be cxntinuing tx pxst xn this as I get mxre infx!!! Be sure tx stay safe xut there!!! And keep yxur heads lxw!!! X)))

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Fave fxxd: Milksteak :000 Hxbbies: Magnets!!! Likes: Ghxuls (little green ghxuls!!! That gx ekhh) Dislikes: Pexple's knees >:(((

Ughghghghg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X(((((((((

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Gxxd mxrning Chittr!!! Fxr breakfast I had half a sandwich and a brisk full sprint away frxm the guy I stxle it frxm!!! :)))

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How tantalizing. If you ever don’t run fast enough and find yourself needing to defend yourself against accusations of theft & larceny, do let me know. *____

Hellx Chittr user taxCxllecter!!! I appreciate the xffer but if I have tx stand in a cxurtblxck again I will ACTUALLY cull myself!!! Thank yxu fxr yxur reply!!! :)))

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I've been dxing a lxt xf study xn earth mythxs and sxmething that I keep cxming back tx is the Mummy... Namely because it's such an interesting case xf Xrientalism and blatant bigxtry... X((( Xriginally mummies were less sx seen as pursuing curse-wielding mxnsters and mxre like exxtic xtherwxrldly suitxrs!!! Even famxus authxrs like Bram Stxker wrxte xf mummies in a rxmanticized light in his nxvel the Jewel xf the Seven Stars!!! (Bram Stxker is a famxus earth authxr btw) And it's sx strange!!! Ever since Bxris Karlxff's 1930s Nxvel 'The Mummy' yxu dxn't really feel the impact xf the xlden 'rxmantic mummy'... I guess yxu cxuld alsx pxint tx the sexualizatixn xf Famxus Egyptian Figures and Deities like Clexpatra and Astarte... But that isn't quite as Mummy-centric if that makes sense??? X))) Sxrry!!! I'm rambling!!! I've just been cxnsidering writing a paper xn this sx it's been xn my mind...... https://media...tenxr...cxm/p2XQD1MUSKkAAAAj/wand-xf-gamelxn-gibdx...gif

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ill be your romantic mummy, baby boy~!!

Hellx chittr user vivacixusVinyl!!! Sxrry??? I'm nxt sure I understand!!! X))) Thank yxu fxr yxur request but I must decline!!!

your no fun 🙄

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Hellx Chittr!!! Txday I ate three apples and xne (1) slice xf bread :)))

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It's a surprise hxw prxgressive this website is!!! I'm used tx my every xther wxrd being filtered heavily tx ensure I wxn't encite a rixt xr sxmething X))) It's a gxxd surprise xf cxurse!!!!!!

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idk man start a fuckin riot for funsies maybe

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Nxxx!!! Nxt yet at least!!! X)))

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Recent discxvery by a Mr temperedTragedian!!! The biggest scxxp xf my life!!! The Titanic... Never SANK!!! It was its sister ship the RMS Xlympic!!! Fxr... Mxney xr sxmething!!! Xur experts xn the scene are sighted saying this: "My fellxw alternians!!!" (BXXM !!!!!!!!!) https://encrypted-tbn0...gstatic...cxm/images???q=tbn:ANd9GcSX1g7xjxMt1WldbArAK1YFc8HU2PCn08TYmg&s Thank yxur fxr yxur time :)))

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Xkay sx the image DID NXT WXRK...........................

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Xkay sx I have recently been txld that seasquatch was actually just a really unkempt seadweller!!! Sucks!!! X(((

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