GhxstWriter
@coherentIconoclast
He/Him - Xwner xf the GhxstWriter blxg and avid jxurnalist!!! Feel free tx reach xut if yxu have anything that I cxuld pxtentially repxrt abxut... I dxn't bite!!! :)))
Reminder!!!... I fxrget... Bah!!! I sure wish there were a reminder fxr my reminders!!!
Questixn fxr the humies!!! IS MXTHMAN A CRYPTID XR AN ALIEN!!! I am getting CXNFLICTING RESPXNSES xn my gxxgle... ... ...
Xh and update xn the bxlxgna sandwich situatixn!!! (sandwichuatixn???) It WAS a trap!!! Xne that I gave the slip!!! And I ain't talkin detentixn!!! >:DDD
My friends are getting alxng... And I didn't even have tx intrxduce them... Jxyxus days!!! We all prance!!!
Xkay sx fxurth bxlxgna sandwich... I am nxw nxticing three xr fxur mxre in a straight line... Leading arxund a cxrner... ... ... Wxndering hxw many I can take befxre I fall fxr an xbvixus trap ... ... ...
Really really really gxxd news!!! THIRD bxlxgna sandwich!!! :DDD DDD DDD I haven't eaten this gxxd in a lxng while... :QQQ
I shxuld txtally dx a catalxgue xf Human phrases txx... Just the stuff I picked up xn!!! I knxw a lxt xf wxrds are kind xf cxnfusing and even sxund kind xf high-class??? (bath instead xf ablutixn trap fxr example) but it's really nxt txx cxmplicated!!!
Anxther Quick write up - Recent discxveries surrxunding Earth-bxrne spxxkies!!! Did yxu knxw... Earth-fxlk have actually had run-ins xf the third kind befxre??? Aliens!!! Real bxnafide Aliens!!! :000 I'll be dedicating a pxst tx each xf these, but txday, it's the Flatwxxds Mxnster!!! The Stxry gxes like this - xn the Earthen day xf Sept 12, 1952, twx Brxthers (human wxrd fxr hatchmates) and their friend spxtted a bright xbject streak acrxss the sky and land xn a lxcal farmer's prxperty... These bxys went hxme tx tell their Human Mammal mxther abxut it... The fxur xf them (and a few xthers) all gathered tx gx explxre the landing sight where they'd then spxt - get this - a hxxded txwering figure with red piercing eyes...!!! (Artist's depictixn included belxw) Apparently the grxup wxuld smell sxmething sickly ... And then repxrted nausea ... With the bxys' thrxats getting swxllen and faces having an xily film xver them ... Spxxky stuff!!! Beyxnd that the xnly prxxf we have are sxme tracks and rubbery junk left behind by the creature befxre it up and disappeared... But any further infxrmatixn is pretty hard tx cxme by!!! Nxw fxr the Sxzmet thexry cxrner... We knxw fxr sure this is real (The blxg I read said sx!!!) Sx what can we extrapxlate frxm this??? I think this was a classic case xf Drunk pilxting... An alien xff their rxcker crashes intx XWNED PRXPERTY and stumbled arxund... Xnly tx be spxtted??? That's VERY atypical!!! Mxst Aliens are super secretive!!! I think /that's/ why it deplxyed its xbvixus self defense mechanism (evil mist that smells bad and makes yxu sick) tx scare the humies xff!!! That's the xnly sensible explanatixn... Regardless... This critter clearly had a lxt xf influence xn Humies!!! If yxu gx back tx the crash site yxu can see plenty xf paraphernalia and txurist traps bearing the Flatwxxd Mxnster title!!! Very cute and charming!!! Thanks fxr yxur time!!! Next xne will be xn the creature dubbed the "Mxth Man" !!! !!! !!! https://media...tenxr...cxm/eCxR8TvJX7sAAAAM/flatwxxds-flatwxxds-mxnster...gif
^^Whoa, cool! thank You for sharing :o ^^ ^^eVil mist seems like a reallY interesting defense mechanism!! almost like a spraYbeast^^
Hi friends!!! I ate twx bxlxgna sandwiches and had a cup xf water!!! This is a gxxd xmen nx dxubt!!!
bxlxgna... bro.... i have NO idea how to say that with your quirk, haha!
Xh gee... Sxrry fxr the trxuble!!! I cxuld try and avxid "X" wxrds if it helps... Meat slices sandwich!!! :DDD (But xtherwise it's just prxnxunced the same as ever...)
oh nonono, its perfectly READABLE, bro. im just breaking down the science on how you would SAY it with the Xs... bix-lix-oh-ni?
bix lix knee I think!!! Hxpe this helps!!! Thanks fxr the interactixns!!!
I think that is xne xf the mxst awesxme parts abxut being alive!!! Yxu never knxw what yxu're gxnna eat txmxrrxw... Perhaps next time I'll get the recxmmended calxric intake fxr a trxll my size!!!
Get yourself something nice you deserve it.
Hi friends!!! Txday I ate a third xf a burger and maybe alsx a fry??? I'm nxt sure!!! Might've been an xnixn ring xf sxrt!!!
It was like a straight line bit kind xf clear and stringy xn the inside... NXT tuber texture!!!
VERY!!! Thank yxu fxr the infxrmative and helpful and very cxxl cxmment Ms Iarkus!!!
Gxxd gxlly gee mxrning!!! Txday I ate a stxne??? Xf sxme sxrt??? It sure as heck tasted like xne!!!
I /thxught/ it was like a little shxrtbread biscuit!!!... A really stale... Really rxund... ... Shxrtbread biscuit ... ... ...
⦓ Was this a common occurrence for you...? ⦔
⦓ Would you like some money so that that happens a little less frequently? ⦔
All dxnatixns/prxfit gx directly tx my editxrs at GhxstWriter Press!!! And alsx my friends!!!... That is tx say... The mxney wxuldn't gx tx my fxxd fund... Thank yxu anyways!!! X)))
⦓ Oh dear. That seems like a very irresponsible way to live if you enjoy your friends and editors! How are you to provide for them if you starve? Here, I'll send you some anyway, but do at least attempt to get something better to eat than rocks in the future. ⦔ --- nautiliteMooncatcher sent 50 Caegars! ---
I have my ways!!! Lxtsa dxsh saved frxm waiting arxund the back xf restaurants fxr their leftxvers >X))) But still... Thank yxu very much Mr Lancet!!! I will nxt fxrget this shxw xf kindness!!! :DDD
⦓ Well, I cannot scry into your life and know your health, but keep your safety in mind, alright? Good food makes a good body, and a good body can support a healthy mind! ⦔
Ahhh!!! Wait!!! Sx shxrt nxtice... I didn't have anything prepared!!! DDDX Uhmmm... Wait right there!!! Give me until... Uhm... Until Lightrise!!! I'll get a dress!!! Fxr the xccasixn!!! It's simply the gentlemanly thing tx dx ...
What if instead xf Slenderman it was Hungerman and he asked yxu tx find his yummy treats... ... ...
Next time!!! I prxmmy!!! I absxlutely prxmmy!!! Next time!!! !!! !!! #vague I guess!!! !!! !!! !!!
Sx!!! I knxw I said sxme things abxut shxwing up tx the #sicknastysunday gathering... But I might have gxtten cxld feet... Which is nxt tx say I am scared!!!... And even if I were... That's unimpxrtant!!! X(((
Dx yxu guys think I'd rxck a mxnxcle... I think I'd rxck a mxnxcle... But in like a humble hxmeless way...
Hxmeless is just a bit xf earth lingx btw!!! It means hiveless :)))
REMEMBER!!! It is #GentlemanlyEtiquette tx click every advertisement xn a website!!! They put mxney fxr yxu tx see their ads... It wxuld be wrxng fxr yxu nxt tx give them sxmething in return!!! *I adjust my mxnxcle in a classy way even if I dxn't actually xwn a mxnxcle!!!*
Guys xkay xn reflectixn Marix has DEFINITELY met Bigfxxt!!!
Guys this is #IMPXRTANTDISCUSSIXN if Super Marix met Bigfxxt dx yxu think they wxuld be friends??? And if they were what wxuld they dx??? Haha just wanted tx hear yxur thxughts!!! I think they'd have a shared friend thrxugh Dxrie which wxuld be cxxl!!! Dxrie is the Lxch Ness Mxnster that's in Hazy Maze Cave by the way!!!