GhxstWriter
@coherentIconoclast
He/Him - Xwner xf the GhxstWriter blxg and avid jxurnalist!!! Feel free tx reach xut if yxu have anything that I cxuld pxtentially repxrt abxut... I dxn't bite!!! :)))
I gxt fxllxwed by the yaxi fairy... A true hxnxur!!! I guess I shxuld put yaxi under my pillxw and wait tx get a caegar when I wake???
my most yaoiful 8lessing upon ye and also there will 8e a little treat under your pillow
Hurray!!! Tx think I finally gxt sxmething xut xf that dxujin I've been using as a cxaster... Hehehe!!! X)))
Uhmmm... Well... Let's See... It seems tx feature... Uhmmm... This xne guy... With this twirly red hair bang... And this xther guy with hat-hair... And there's an egg invxlved... Xh hey!!! Funny cxincidence!!! Egg again X)))
Egg-pxsting... I hxpe it hatches!!! #lgbt #pride #bewhxyxuare #transrights #awesxmesauce #bxdacixusness !!!
GENTLEMAN TIP!!! As a general rule xf thumb... Try tx walk xn the curbside xf the sidewalk... Especially after a rainy day!!! That way if a puddle is splashed... Yxu'll take the majxrity xf the impact!!! Prxtecting the same that yxu may have at yxur side...!!!
Then the dame and I wxuld wear sxme funny vibrant rubber bxxts and gx stxmping in puddles!!!
Just the gentlemanly thing tx dx!!! Tx participate in a Lady's interests I mean X)))
Hellx friends!!! Txlight I ate a brick xf bread!!!
Well the ideal is less than 5% but we'll take what we can get, but nice
That was last mxnth... Nxt the mxst appetizing admittedly!!! These teeth are fxr serrating nxt crushing!!! X)))
A brick indeed Mr Macina Sir!!! That's the best way I cxuld describe it!!! Txx cxmpact tx be a lxaf... Txx lxng tx be a slice!!! :DDD
I'm a scavenger!!! Sx... Fxund!!! X))) Definitely nxt xptimal... But bread is awful filling!!! Definitely gxxd enxugh tx keep me running fxr the next few hxurs!!! :DDD
📺 Well, I h𐌏pe it was at least packaged. I h𐌏pe y𐌏u can find m𐌏re f𐌏𐌏d, t𐌏𐌏.
That's always the hxpe!!! Just a matter xf trying every night... Awful kind xf yxu either way Sir!!! The mark xf a prxper Gentleman!!! :DDD
I like tx swirl a glass xf hard cider at a bar while lxxkin all glxxmy and detective-like... Unfxrtunately I have all the glxxm xf a silly little squirrel!!! XDDD #substance
Ƹ 🌂 > This is quite true. You seem just as DESTRUCTIBLE as one. Ʒ
Prxbably... I hear I'm equivalently hard tx catch thxugh!!! X)))
Xk!!! Sx!!! Abxut what I ate... Nxt real fxxd!!! But is txy!!!
Hi friends!!! Txday I ate what I presume is fxxd???
Everyxne shxuld watch Singin' in the Rain at least xnce I think !!!
Gxlly... I suppxse it's that perverse sxrt xf time... Well... I might as well!!! X))) Uhmmm... I lxve cxvering the cxst xf a lady's drink withxut even being txld tx... I absxlutely adxre the thxught xf prxviding my blazer as a cxver frxm the rain sx said dame wxuldn't have tx fear sullying their attire...!!! Gxlly...!!! Such imprxpriety... I shxuld really still my beating pusher... #hxrnypxsting #yearning #nsfw
Xhhh hardly... Wxrds xnly dx sx much Ms Bessxm... It wxuld really be gentlemanly xf me tx actually see the acts thrxugh... Which I try tx dx!!! Just a little skittish sxmetimes X)))
I can relate t' th' skittish part... But y'r pusher's in th' right place <3
Gxsh... Thanks... Hehehe...!!! Maybe I shxuld dx mxre pxsts like these after all!!! Even if that thxught is a bit xf a selfish xne... X)))
Well!!! I dunnx... Dxesn't everyxne wanna dx right by xthers??? :)))
Sx... Nxthing special abxut me wanting the same thing anyxne else wxuld want!!! :))) Nxt tx try and dxwnplay yxur cxmpliments xf cxurse... I'm very very very hxnxured Ms Bessxm!!! :DDD
And I'm glad I gxt the xppxrtunity tx make yxur acquaintance prxper!!! :]]]
ghxstWriter Tip: Dxn't drink frxm puddles
Dandy tip: If yxu want tx chew cigarettes tx lxxk cxxl but dxn't want tx get a new addictixn... Try candy cigs!!! They aren't very cxnvincing but it's better than nxthing!!! :DDD
Candy cigarettes are the participation trophy of nicotine. Huff rat tar the way the Cold War intended. #substance
Well... See... I wxuld... But I'm nxt in a cxld war!!! X))) I really dx appreciate yxur insistence xn uphxlding traditixn... But as sxmexne whx's always xn the run it's integral that I have the airways necessary tx breathe as efficiently as pxssible!!! Nxt lxxking tx handicap myself fxr style pxints... Hehehe
Xkay sx tx elabxrate further xn the cheese blxck pxst I alsx didn't have a blxck xf cheese tx eat... I mean I ate like a tiny cheese circle cxvered in wax!!!
Anxther newbie gentleman tip: If yxu lxxk fxr gentleman tips because yxu want sxmething xut xf pexple (especially dames) then STXP READING GENTLEMAN TIPS!!! The xnly thing yxu shxuld want xut xf pexple as a gent is fxr them tx have their mxxd imprxved by yxur gentlemanly pursuits... Anything else is imprxpriety!!! >:0000
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ SH୨MEFUL ୨S IT IS THERE ୨RE ୨ LOT OF INCUBI ୨MONGST US.... WHERE DID ୨LL THE PROPER GENTLEKNIGHTS GO???? ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
I dxn't think there were ever many xn Alternia... Which just means I have tx wxrk thrice as hard tx pick up the slack!!! >:)))
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ YOU ୨LW୨YS H୨VE MY SUPPORT! GOOD M୨NNERS ୨RE ୨ MUST-H୨VE! ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
Tx Newbie Gentleman: Remember that gentlemanly etiquette is nxt limited tx yxur immediate quads!!! Lxcal dames damsels AND dears deserve the utmxst xf respect at all times!!! That's what it means tx be a gent!!! (It's a simple mistake... But I see it very frequently!!!)
Hellx friends!!! I wxuld like tx say that the last pxst was a jxke... I did eat a big blxck xf cheese but I am nxt /shaped/ like a big blxck xf cheese!!! Hxpe this helps!!!
Hellx Chittr!!! I ate a big blxck xf cheese!!! I am nxw shaped like a big blxck xf cheese!!! Like the funny rat frxm the cartxxn!!!
GUYS... ... ... GHXST PRINCESS... ... ... I KNXW I said I'd dx my mxthman blxgpxst sxxn but it HAS tx be put xn held...!!! This is very impxrtant and alsx cxxl...
Yessiree!!! :DDD If yxu want a hint xf my xther wxrk I alsx did a blxgpxst xn the human "Flatwxxds Mxnster" sighting!!! Really interesting read!!! :DDD
Gxxd day!!! I had a big breakfast!!! :DDD A breakfast xf nxtable size!!! :DDD (twx egg and a thin wavy slice xf fatty meat) !!!
Eat big fxxd!!! Eat big fxxd bigly!!!
Hey friends!!! Remember!!!... I fxrget!!!