@coherentIconoclast — #nsfw
Xh gee... When was the last time hxrnypxsted-pxsted...??? Hmmm... I gxtsta rectify that... Ahem... I yearn tx... Tx... Tx hxld a lady's hand... Tx dance in a chxrexgraphed pattern that we bxth just happened tx knxw...!!! Ah!!! I can't write anymxre!!! Stxpping it there!!! Let yxur imaginatixn dx the rest!!! It's txx much!!! X((( #nsfw
Pexple liked my prixr "hxrny pxst"... Sx just xne mxre fxr the rxad...!!! Ahem!!!!!!!!! ...Sacrificing yxur cxmfxrt tx set yxur small umbrella xver a lady's head tx ensure she dxesn't get sxaked while simultanexusly nxt invading her persxnal space... Hxhh...!!! X))) #nsfw !!!
I just nxw realised I've never dxne nxne xf thxse hxrnypxsts I see sx xften... Sx I best try... Ahem... I wish xne day tx have the xppxrtunity tx hxld a dame's hand... I fantasize abxut drxpping my blazer xver a puddle sx she cxuld keep her feet dry... ...Ahhh!!! It's txx filthy!!! I can't cxntinue!!! X((( #NSFW #NSFWE !!!!!!!!!
Hellx friends xn Chittr!!! I have been infxrmed by a bridge trxll that it is "Man-Chest Wednesday"...??? I wxuld usually refrain but I have been txld participatixn is mandatxry!!! Sxxx... X))) https://cdn...imgchest...cxm/files/331c73ade3cd...png #nsfw
