The Snowman
@terminatedRegalia
Former sovereign. Current complication. I have survived exile, assassination attempts, organized crime, and the company I presently keep. Do try not to make yourself my fifth inconvenience today.
I need to kill something. #violence
Feel free to try, Darling Droog.
Quite the invitation. If a foolish one to take up.
You were always a fool for the ladies. How should this be any different?
One can be a fool while also understanding basic cause and effect, Ma'am.
At least one fourth of your outfit finally understands that.
I was always the one who did the thinking.
Yes, yes. If you left it all to Slick, well. We both know how that would go. I need a cigarette. #substance
🫶✨⏰💖🫶 do i hear seven hundred thousand caegar, seven hundred thousand caegar, eight hundred thousand caegar, do i hear eight fifty from the ceruleanblood in the back with the bifurcated horns, eight fifty, nine hundred thousand caegar, do i hear ONE MILLION, one million caegar for these EXCLUSIVE collector's item(s), one million going once, going twice...one point FIVE million...point five carry the five dont forget the five the fives a carry, going once, going twice, TWO million, two million, two mega millions, three million, do i hear three million, that is three big ones, three million, three point one million, oh we are getting close, fewer hands that arent mine, three million, three million, three, only three million, plus the point one, cannot forget the point one, that is...POINT five, i see a point five, three million point five, four million, FIVE million, five million, five Ms that is a satisfied MMMMM if i ever heard one, going once, going twice, aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnddd....SOLD!!!! 🫶✨💉⏰💖 🎉💎👏 THE 👏 GAVEL 👏 HAS 👏 DROPPED 👏 AND 👏 THE 👏 WINNER 👏 IS 👏 YOU!!!!!! 👏💎🎉 🫵✨ @carbolicGalvanologist AS LONG AS YOU ARE 24KARAT KAT!!!!!! @carbolicGalvanologist EVERYONE FOLLOWING ME PLEASE GIVE A WARM AND ROUSING CONGRATS TO THE 24K KAT(S)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (JUST HIM) (NO COPYKATS!)✨🫵 😤💅 I am literally SHAKING my six manicured hands (yes even the psionic ones) right now bestie because YOU!!!! just secured the EXCLUSIVE!!!! UNDISCLOSED!!!! WINNING!!!! BID!!!! for a pair of GENUINE ARTICLE HANDMADE HANDMAID TIME NEEDLES!!!!!! 💉⏰✨ not replicas!!! not knockoffs from some LOW TIER IMITANT FLIMSY FINGERED PENNY PINCHER rustblood (covered in)flea(s) @handMaid market!!! these are the ACTUAL fabric of space-time temporal continuity piercing instruments used by the (supposed) SCOURGE OF THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE herself bestie!!!!! Do you know what this MEANS?!?!? it means YOU are now in possession of LITERAL FRAGMENTS OF CANON HISTORY!!!!! WOW!!!! TO THINK THIS WILL PLACE FOREVERMORE HIGHLY IN THE PURVIEW OF YOUR GREAT PURCHASING ACHIEVEMENTS!!! 🫶💉⏰💖 💛✨ as always TERMS & CONDITIONS APPLY BESTIE (THEY ALWAYS DO!) ✨💛 📊💅 some mighty fine fine PRINT - sinceeeeee you dont have the principal amount of your bid in CASH (dw bestie, its the modern day, we have ways of spreading these things out) your payment schedule is set to RECURRING EXTRACTION every THREE (3) DAYS!!!! that's right bestie! three whole days to grind the amount you need to keep those hands of yours full and your clock cleaned and regulatorily compliant!!!! every 72 hours we're doing a little ✨fiscal maintenance✨ on your accounts! think of it not as a burden but as a SUBSCRIPTION TO SUCESS!!!! a membership fee for your TITANIC TEMPORAL TAKEOVER!!!! 💅📊 ⚠️💎 BUT BESTIE!!!!!! 💎⚠️ 🫶🔒assssssssss discussed! failure to maintain your payment schedule results in AUTOMATIC CONFISCATION!!!!! that's right! the needles go RIGHT back into the BESPOKEN OF Roewzi Charms Premium Inventory Collection (TM) until next timely payment if you can't keep up with the grindset!!!!! no refunds!!!! no exchanges!!!! no ifs!!! ands!!! or cute butts!!!! just the swift vacuum of repossession scooping up those beautiful temporal artifacts right out of your hive and back into MY climate-controlled moisture free display vault!!!!! 🔒🫶 💛✨ BUT THAT'S NOT A THREAT BESTIE THAT'S AN HONOR!!!!!! ✨💛 👑🫵 do you understand what you've done?!?! you've elevated yourself from mere TROLL to INSTRUMENTAL TEMPORAL INSTRUMENT COLLECTOR!!!! from CHALK to CHALKBOARD ETCHING CHRONOS CONNIVER bestie!!!!! These needles don't just pierce flesh they pierce the FABRIC OF SPACETIME itself, REMEMBER???? which is why it took so much tweaking to get the app to keep track of them. thats seventy two hours (YOUR TIME) bestie. and it IS your time. they're YOURS!!!! (conditionally!!!! but still!!!! only 48 payments of sixty two thousand five hundred before TOTAL UN*CONDITIONAL OWNERSHIP!!!!) 🫵👑 *ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵗᵉʳᵐˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵒⁿᵈᶦᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵐᵃʸ ᵃᵖᵖˡʸ 🏢💅 this is like having a timeshare in DESTINY USURPATION NATION bestie!!!!! you are NOT just buying needles youre buying the RIGHT to wield the tools of the LORD CALI B'S OWN HANDMAID!!!!! do you feel that weight?!?! that's the weight of NARRATIVE SIGNIFICANCE on your shoulders!!!!! that's the burden of RECURRING PAYMENTS for RECURSIVE REDECORATING AN ENTIRE TIMELINE!!!!!! 🏢💅 💉⏰ THE NEEDLES THEMSELVES ⏰💉 🫶✨ crafted from the finest clockwork majyyk manifesting alloys!!!! attunement is as easy as the TWELVE STEPS PROVIDED by GYGAAX BHILDR (@tautologicalTechnique) in the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK! and decoding the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK is as simple as reading the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK INSTRUCTION BOOK i painstakingly handwrote to make sense of his nerd shit! forged in the fires of a KILN OF OFF KILTER CANON there is NO SPECULATION!!!! these are the LITERAL REAL DEAL! each inch of needlessly nefarious needle nudged represents a MOMENT IN TIME that could have been but IS if you want it to be buh-buh-buh-bestie!!!! and now they're yours to hold along with the glory of whatever you wish to transpire!!!! to display!!!! to slay!!!!! to flay and delay!!!! and also. maybe. accidentally stab yourself with and idk, see what happens (liability waiver signed in advance, and bestie, don't worry I have it on file)!!!!! ✨🫶 📈💛💛💛💛💛 BRAND PARTNERSHIP ACTIVATION: 100%!!!!!! 💛💛💛💛💛💛📈 🫵 FOR MY CHITTR OFFICIAL...THE WORLD...🫵 💖💎 enjoy your first THREE DAYS before extraction numero uno hits!!!!! Consider it motivation bestie!!!!! a countdown to clock in to your own grandiose greatness!!!!! 💎💖 #HandmaidHustle #TemporalFinance #NeedleNicheMarket #RecurringRevenue #24KaratKat #Charm$Collections #PaymentPlanisAPrivilege #ConfiscationIsJustAGenerousReturnPolicy #GoldBloodGrindset #Flashing #Lights✨👑💛⏰💉 🟢✨ CHARMS IS ALWAYS ONLINE.
This is a lot of text for not a lot of return of interest, Roewzi.
♦ Sharing an intrusive thought. Humans look like they'd pair with Barolo
I never took you for a sommelier, Droog.
Luck is frequently misunderstood as a gift bestowed upon the fortunate. It is closer to a debt, passed from hand to hand until someone realizes the table has been tilted against them. By then, naturally, the wager has already been made. Tell me, what exactly is your debt looking like these days, dolls?
$-$-$ !dunno ! uzually b collect!n whozza debt 2 anyways??™
B33 < cool and ominous as efur B33 < id say im p lucky just to be here h33h33
Naturally, it is someone you cannot see.
Oh? When will that be cashed in, I wonder?
$-$-$ oh damnnn thts s!ck cn ! pay !n advanc or !s !t str!ckt™
You may not enjoy what you reap, Humorist.
BPP < purrobably when i finally square up to fight your boss
My "boss", "my boss," or my actual boss?
B33 < lmeow ok hang on B33 < one of those is scratch one of those is english B33 < whos the third?
Wouldn't you like to know, Knightrogue?
#OutglutMasquerade
Eh. The ball is bigger.
Squeezing his balls? I suppose you *are* a maid. #NSFW #Joke
࣪⊹₊˚{ girlygrub! im like, battling my flesh right now! \}⟡o⟡{/ \}⟡o⟡{/ #glubinterrupted #wow #killercountess #cullquette }˚₊⊹ ࣪
A consistent problem in our little organization.
:33 < what's the best way to get attention on here
I am sure the consistent begging for it, and asking how to attain it, rather than simply being a magnetic personality capable of engaging in conversation will eventually work.
Gross.
i'd ask what but im sure i'm missing something obvious.
A comment made by an indolent sleaze, nothing more.
ah. gross.
Yes, good eye, heir(ess). Enjoy your rendezvous.
im chOosIng to IgnorE the ExistencE of AnyonE ElsE with a bIgAss ball for a hEAd.
That is best.
👋👋👋 uhm hi exsqueeze me 👋👋👋 🤏 just a teensie lil question from accounting 🤏 😁😁😁 are we operating "at cost" or did you actually get your little whoopsie do fuckup 👋 handwaved 👋 because the crashout was costlier than telling you to suck it up buttercup???? like???????? what the fuck??? 😁😁😁 🙄👇👇👇 THIS IS...ugh , ok ok , i ch ipped a fu ck ing nal one sec👊✊🫸 ✋🤏😁 i need ang rier mo jis🙄🤟👎 😃 dry you stupid press on piece of overpriced GARBAGE ok😃 👌 message received, @handMaid, i thought you WANTED to be friends, i thought you could LEARN from me that i could be a MENTOR figure to you... ive been try ign s of uc king hard to like...learn and stuff...im not perfect...i never pretended to be...sure...i took your needles and id dndt give them back and yeah i sometimes get fo fu cking foaming pi ssed tha t my nai ls just spl inter and chip and wont g o back on n n nnnn even if thats what i PAID for them to do,,,,, bu t 👌 👎✋ tell me youre not ACTUALLY thinking of bringing those fucking things here??? like???? hello????? 🫂🧠 mental 🌪️🫂 detectors on the perimeter anyone??? i am LITERALLYyy,,,LITERALLYLITERALLY LITERALLY so ❌not on board❌ with this acquisition,,, you didnt even thin k to fu cking ask?!?!?! what is with you, miss wand wacker, you couldve just asked instead of demanding all fussily and stuff and i probably wouldve, definitely wouldve, shipped them priority mail! but now i dont even wanna??? this WITCH over here thinks she can just chomp my whole entire fucking bit for her own like its okay???? where the fuck did you get those???? HOW did you get them working???????????????????? 🤚👎 🔊🔔📢⚠️ 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗹𝘆 𝗳𝗲𝗹𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗰𝘆??? ⚠️📢🔔🔊🔊 📢🔔🔊🔊🛥️🚢 𝒚𝒐𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒐??? @scratchDoctor @caliBorn @terribleFate @taciturnTerror @gullibleColumnist @veritysGleam @bulgeCurator @comedyGold @lordJack @twistedComedy @mrBenedict @numberSeven @calliOpe @therapistofThedeepone @woeGothic @apocalypseAbided @terminatedRegalia @lejayjaY @adiosToreador @zealousWeaponsmith fuck it, ANY felt, are we seriously letting her get away with this??? one of you has to STOP THIS!!! FUCK!!!! corpse parts??? from CALLIOPE???? BIG MAN'S DEAD SISTER???? cali b would NOT be happy to hear about this... 🛳️🚢📢🔔🔊🔊 😁😁😁 BIT OF AN ISOMETRIC EXERCISE???? 😁😁😁 🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣 ___ ___ ___ ___ / /\ / /\ / /\ ___ ___ / /\ / /::\ / /::\ / /::\ /__/\ /__/\ / /::\ / /:/\:\ / /:/\:\ /__/:/\:\ \ \:\ \__\:\ / /:/\:\ / /::\ \:\ / /::\ \:\ _\_ \:\ \:\ \__\:\ / /::\ / /::\ \:\ /__/:/\:\_\:| /__/:/\:\ \:\ /__/\ \:\ \:\ / /::\ __/ /:/\/ /__/:/\:\ \:\ \ \:\ \:\/:/ \ \:\ \:\_\/ \ \:\ \:\_\/ / /:/\:\ /__/\/:/~~ \ \:\ \:\_\/ \ \:\_\::/ \ \:\ \:\ \ \:\_\:\ / /:/__\/ \ \::/ \ \:\ \:\ \ \:\/:/ \ \:\_\/ \ \:\/:/ /__/:/ \ \:\ \ \:\_\/ \__\::/ \ \:\ \ \::/ \__\/ \__\/ \ \:\ ~~ \__\/ \__\/ \__\/ ___ ___ ___ / /\ / /\ / /\ ___ / /:/_ / /:/ / /::\ /__/\ / /:/ /\ / /:/ / /:/\:\ \ \:\ / /:/ /:/_ / /::\ ___ / /::\ \:\ \__\:\ /__/:/ /:/ /\ /__/:/\:\ /\ /__/:/\:\_\:\ / /::\ \ \:\/:/ /:/ \__\/ \:\/:/ \__\/ \:\/:/ / /:/\:\ \ \::/ /:/ \__\::/ \__\::/ / /:/__\/ \ \:\/:/ / /:/ / /:/ /__/:/ \ \::/ /__/:/ /__/:/ \__\/ \__\/ \__\/ \__\/ ___ ___ ___ / /\ / /\ /__/\ / /:/ / /::\ \ \:\ / /:/ / /:/\:\ \__\:\ / /::\ ___ / /::\ \:\ / /::\ /__/:/\:\ /\ /__/:/\:\ \:\ / /:/\:\ \__\/ \:\/:/ \ \:\ \:\_\/ / /:/__\/ \__\::/ \ \:\ \:\ /__/:/ / /:/ \ \:\_\/ \__\/ /__/:/ \ \:\ \__\/ \__\/ ___ ___ ___ ___ / /\ / /\ / /\ / /\ / /:/ / /::\ / /:/ / /::\ / /:/ / /:/\:\ / /:/ / /:/\:\ / /:/ __ / /:/ \:\ / /::\____ / /::\ \:\ /__/:/ / /\ /__/:/ \ \:\ /__/:/\:::::\ /__/:/\:\ \:\ \ \:\ / /:/ \ \:\ \__\/ \__\/~|:|~~~~ \__\/ \:\_\/ \ \:\/ /:/ \ \:\ | |:| \ \:\ \ \:\/:/ \ \:\ | |:| \__\/ \ \::/ \ \:\ |__|:| \__\/ \__\/ \__\| 🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣 #GoldBloodGrindset #WeAreSoNotPassingThisSweepsAuditYouGuys #LiterallyCrying #IThoughtWeLivedInASociety #YouveGotToBePissingMe #Damnara #DamnThatBitchStraightToRetirementHiveHell #ThatStupidFuckingConnivingCunt #FuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyou FuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyou FuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyou #YouFlatAssFuglyFuckcuntFrothingFangNookedFuckstupidFuckcuntSmellyBovineHornedBITCH #UGH #EW #STAY #THE #FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK #AWAY-FROM-ME #IF-ANYONE-NEEDS-A-SHRINK-YOU-DO #NOT-ME #FUCK #didntevenWANTtheneedles #please-stop #IF-YOU-KNOW-WHAT-IS-GOOD-FOR-YOU #someone-cute-save-me-pls ✨👑💛 🟡✨ CHARMS is BUSY DOING REAL WORK.
What of it, Thief? Stop snipping at each other and get work done.
Darlings, there will never be a time where a pickup line is truly necessary. To believe that all it takes is a meager punchline to reel in a lover is akin to believing in your local government. It is just tragic.
SUPER-DUPER TRUE!!! Very validating tx see this nxtixn shared!!! X)))
Dear, if it comes from me, then it might as well be printed in gold and delivered via angels.
And I dxn't at all dxubt it Madame Snxwman!!! Yxu've gxt my vxte xf cxnfidence!!! Hehehe X)))
That is all I needed to hear, dear.