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@terminatedRegalia
Former sovereign. Current complication. I have survived exile, assassination attempts, organized crime, and the company I presently keep. Do try not to make yourself my fifth inconvenience today.
SO. THIS IS A LITTLE NEW FOR ME SO LET’S NOT CRUCIFY POOR KARKAT IN THE COMMENTS OR I WILL LITERALLY DELETE MY ENTIRE LIFE. MY OUTFIT FOR THE #FELTOPENING. BECAUSE I’M GOING. ALSO #FACEREVEAL, BECAUSE I’M SURE WHAT YOU ALL WANT TO SEE ON THIS FINE FRIDAY EVENING ARE SOME QUALITY EYE BAGS EVIDENT OF PURE DISTILLED SLEEP DEPRIVATION. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1B2106C50389.PNG
@carbolicGalvanologist Look how dashing you could be.
I have never been more insulted in my life as to be directly compared to my dearly beloathed employer. Is it our mutual baldness?
It’s the weird ass posting at your big age
Please, I have yet to post that.
You're posting ass???
No, dear.
Oh thank god. So anyway Hi what's your deal
I am the Snowman of the Felt. Number 8 of 15 original Felt Members, I maintain those other 14 members while the rest of the 'Felt' play dress up and engage in social events.
D --> Making battlebots react appropriately to pressure points being hit is near impossible
Perhaps consider using 'ice magic' or something to that extent, Heir.
Hm, strange. I saw another iteration of you working on that exact skill. Maybe he is stronger than you.
D --> I do not think the tr001y STRONG would concern themselves with learning parlor tri%
Perhaps not, Heir. But, aren't pressure points in the same category of nonsensical pseudo-science combat?
If you are a part of the Felt on this website, and your name is not 'Roewzi Charms', 'Vesica Anelus', 'Anikah Cikuto', 'Kurloz Makara', 'Lujann', 'Damara Megido', 'Darlin Dearie', 'Roxy Lalonde', 'Caliborn', 'Doc Scratch', 'Karkat Vantas', or 'Serpaz Helilo'. You should message me. I have a plan. It has the blessings of the Felt.
Mercy. At this point you ought to have just named the individuals you WOULD like the message from.
I am only privy to who I am not interested in, Maid.
??? Since when was a Roxy part of this fun club?
Long enough.
Broad blessings, Miss Eight. Good to see you making an impact.
Thank you, Crowbar. You are my number two. Cans will act as number three. As I find more of your ilk, we will take on more work. Sound fun?
Droll and sad.
A vague post at your big age.
It applies to the entire website.
A small exercise. Choose one. A. or B. Don't think too hard about it. I have already made the necessary arrangements.
A humorous response, Mage.
This exercise is less effective on the dead, Sylph.
B
Interesting. Fortunately, that was the correct answer. The alternative involved several members of the Felt paying you a visit. They ransacked the place, took whatever caught their eye, and left you in no condition to complain about it afterward. Aren't you lucky? You may continue with your day.
No offense. That wouldn't work. But whatever helps you sleep at night.
No offense. But you are woefully unaware of what the Felt are currently capable of.
No "offense" All of you are fucking idiots and toot your own horns too much but sure whatever.
How sad to be a relic of a forgotten time.
Uh huh see that. If you guys can go one day without fucking each other over or being like "ah you see this is how it goes cause insert time thing here" get back to me okay?
You seem terribly invested in whether we disappoint you. Keep watching, then.
i know how to hurt. I know how to heal, I know what to show. and what to conceal I know when to talk! and I know when to touch~ no one ever died from wanting too much! The world is not enough! but it is such a perfect place to start, my love. And if you're strong enough! together we can take the world apart, my love. people like us know how to survive there’s no point in living if you can't feel alive. We know when to kiss. and we know when to kill. If we can't have it all. …then NOBODY will #lyricposting
You decide to quote literal Garbage. How entertaining.
You lot have kept me waiting, haven't you? Apparently, one should be expected to introduce oneself. Very well. You may call me Snowman. Some of you already know who I am from that name alone. Those people should consider themselves fortunate enough to skip the usual mistakes. For the rest of you, I have some advice. There are people you threaten because you expect them to be frightened. Some you threaten hoping for them to fight back. Then there are people you don't threaten at all, because somewhere between drawing the weapon and congratulating yourself for having done so, you remember that consequences can be considerably larger than you could have ever handled. I look forward to meeting you.
FUCKING FINALLY.
Your enthusiasm is noted.
EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKED
Yes.