Leiloo Matssa
@crescenticLacus
∘☽ an avid gastro spiral critter lover. ☾∘ ∘☽ Do not be afraid too reach out if need be. ☾∘ { pfp made by ME!!! }
the wind tooook me too arby's #anglesnutritioonbloock
∘☽ It's a true shame that you were eliminated... but the very fact you got that far is still an achievement to behold..! ☾∘
∘☽ Perhaps we ought to plan a laser tag outing? If you would like of course.. ☾∘
that woould be real nice. thoough i shoould proolly wear a disguise sense im a celebrity noow. im jookin' oof coourse.
∘☽ hehehe, well with an exit like yours, one wouldn't be to shocked if you were one. ☾∘
∘☽ oooooo, you're so so mysterious it is true..hehehe ☾∘
y'all like my last grub pictures which i gootta admit is a lil embarrassin'. but i wasn't lyin' when i said that i was a fat and greedy grub cuz apparently i used too trample the oother grubs too steal their fooood. i oonly knoow this cuz the jade bloooods in the caverns thoought it was funny and tooook pictures. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/fat%20greedy%20fat%20fuck.JPG
∘☽ eehh...so pinchable...despite being so unruly. ☾∘
im still greedy and unruly but i ain't cute enoough too get away with it anymoore
∘☽ Ohh we can't be to sure about that... many times you've used your little moo's to pull wool over my eyes.. ☾∘
soomeoone here toold me that it was a miracle that the moother grub was able too squeeze me oout, and they'd be right because i was a fat fuckin' grub. the jade bloooods in the caverns used my likeness as educatioonal material cuz oof hoow fat and stupid i looooked. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/fat%20fuck.png
∘☽ Oh!!!! Oh goodness! You never told me how adorable of a little chunky grub you were!! ☾∘
∘☽ Nonsense..!!! look at you...and your chubby little cheekies...Ohhhhh you looked so squishable ☾∘
∘☽ @ricochayedCattle You made it MVP once again... its been a sight to truly behold watching you out there..! ☾∘
why thank yoou miss leiloooo, thoough it was real hard too celebrate cuz uh...the medical issue with mintyl. hoope they censoored it oon the televisioon cuz it was a bit gnarly.
∘☽ It... wasn't, but thankfully I looked away just in time... I feel rather sad for Mintyl no one deserves such a fate.. ☾∘
∘☽ @ricochayedCattle HAPPY. WRIGGLING DAY. HMPH. ☾∘
soooooooo mean...oon my wrigglin' day....moooo....
∘☽ Don't you moo at me..!!! y-you started it!! ☾∘
∘☽ nooooooo!! no moo'ing!! you're not being fair! ☾∘
∘☽ stop it..!! stop being cute..! ☾∘
∘☽ Eep! uhm! ☾∘
∘☽ N-No..!! not at all...I truly do mean it..!! ☾∘
[A harmonica sound bite plays with when the camera zooms in on Sawyer. He's currently sitting outside on one of the lawn chairs. He looks absolutely drained because he had to go through tonight's service with a major hangover. He rubbed his temple while he tried to light the cigar that was in-between his teeth.] "I dunno why I'm feelin' so under the weather....I only had one of those martinis...." [A montage of Sawyer drinking way more than one martini played with public domain country music in the background.] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessionals @ricochayedCattle
∘☽ I. I don't even know what to say. ☾∘
ooh soo yoou'll nootice that but noot when i was an mvp oof a service
∘☽ I was very much so cheering for you whilst watching the television!! ☾∘
∘☽ Everyone, perhaps consider wishing @ricochayedCattle a happy wriggling day...! IT seems he forgot about it himself.. but I haven't. ☾∘
∘☽ No need to thank me, besides, I do have a gift prepared for you for whenever you visit again. ☾∘
∘☽ I didn't.. but I wanted too. ☾∘
{{ Leiloo would never under any circumstance post herself naked on a public website BUUUTTTTTTT this an OOC post and i think everyone deserves a treat }} #nsfw https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/leiloobies.png
{{ MEHEHEHE >:3cccc }}