Leiloo Matssa
@crescenticLacus
∘☽ an avid gastro spiral critter lover. ☾∘ ∘☽ Do not be afraid too reach out if need be. ☾∘ { pfp made by hamster38!! }
🫶✨⏰💖🫶 do i hear seven hundred thousand caegar, seven hundred thousand caegar, eight hundred thousand caegar, do i hear eight fifty from the ceruleanblood in the back with the bifurcated horns, eight fifty, nine hundred thousand caegar, do i hear ONE MILLION, one million caegar for these EXCLUSIVE collector's item(s), one million going once, going twice...one point FIVE million...point five carry the five dont forget the five the fives a carry, going once, going twice, TWO million, two million, two mega millions, three million, do i hear three million, that is three big ones, three million, three point one million, oh we are getting close, fewer hands that arent mine, three million, three million, three, only three million, plus the point one, cannot forget the point one, that is...POINT five, i see a point five, three million point five, four million, FIVE million, five million, five Ms that is a satisfied MMMMM if i ever heard one, going once, going twice, aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnddd....SOLD!!!! 🫶✨💉⏰💖 🎉💎👏 THE 👏 GAVEL 👏 HAS 👏 DROPPED 👏 AND 👏 THE 👏 WINNER 👏 IS 👏 YOU!!!!!! 👏💎🎉 🫵✨ @carbolicGalvanologist AS LONG AS YOU ARE 24KARAT KAT!!!!!! @carbolicGalvanologist EVERYONE FOLLOWING ME PLEASE GIVE A WARM AND ROUSING CONGRATS TO THE 24K KAT(S)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (JUST HIM) (NO COPYKATS!)✨🫵 😤💅 I am literally SHAKING my six manicured hands (yes even the psionic ones) right now bestie because YOU!!!! just secured the EXCLUSIVE!!!! UNDISCLOSED!!!! WINNING!!!! BID!!!! for a pair of GENUINE ARTICLE HANDMADE HANDMAID TIME NEEDLES!!!!!! 💉⏰✨ not replicas!!! not knockoffs from some LOW TIER IMITANT FLIMSY FINGERED PENNY PINCHER rustblood (covered in)flea(s) @handMaid market!!! these are the ACTUAL fabric of space-time temporal continuity piercing instruments used by the (supposed) SCOURGE OF THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE herself bestie!!!!! Do you know what this MEANS?!?!? it means YOU are now in possession of LITERAL FRAGMENTS OF CANON HISTORY!!!!! WOW!!!! TO THINK THIS WILL PLACE FOREVERMORE HIGHLY IN THE PURVIEW OF YOUR GREAT PURCHASING ACHIEVEMENTS!!! 🫶💉⏰💖 💛✨ as always TERMS & CONDITIONS APPLY BESTIE (THEY ALWAYS DO!) ✨💛 📊💅 some mighty fine fine PRINT - sinceeeeee you dont have the principal amount of your bid in CASH (dw bestie, its the modern day, we have ways of spreading these things out) your payment schedule is set to RECURRING EXTRACTION every THREE (3) DAYS!!!! that's right bestie! three whole days to grind the amount you need to keep those hands of yours full and your clock cleaned and regulatorily compliant!!!! every 72 hours we're doing a little ✨fiscal maintenance✨ on your accounts! think of it not as a burden but as a SUBSCRIPTION TO SUCESS!!!! a membership fee for your TITANIC TEMPORAL TAKEOVER!!!! 💅📊 ⚠️💎 BUT BESTIE!!!!!! 💎⚠️ 🫶🔒assssssssss discussed! failure to maintain your payment schedule results in AUTOMATIC CONFISCATION!!!!! that's right! the needles go RIGHT back into the BESPOKEN OF Roewzi Charms Premium Inventory Collection (TM) until next timely payment if you can't keep up with the grindset!!!!! no refunds!!!! no exchanges!!!! no ifs!!! ands!!! or cute butts!!!! just the swift vacuum of repossession scooping up those beautiful temporal artifacts right out of your hive and back into MY climate-controlled moisture free display vault!!!!! 🔒🫶 💛✨ BUT THAT'S NOT A THREAT BESTIE THAT'S AN HONOR!!!!!! ✨💛 👑🫵 do you understand what you've done?!?! you've elevated yourself from mere TROLL to INSTRUMENTAL TEMPORAL INSTRUMENT COLLECTOR!!!! from CHALK to CHALKBOARD ETCHING CHRONOS CONNIVER bestie!!!!! These needles don't just pierce flesh they pierce the FABRIC OF SPACETIME itself, REMEMBER???? which is why it took so much tweaking to get the app to keep track of them. thats seventy two hours (YOUR TIME) bestie. and it IS your time. they're YOURS!!!! (conditionally!!!! but still!!!! only 48 payments of sixty two thousand five hundred before TOTAL UN*CONDITIONAL OWNERSHIP!!!!) 🫵👑 *ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵗᵉʳᵐˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵒⁿᵈᶦᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵐᵃʸ ᵃᵖᵖˡʸ 🏢💅 this is like having a timeshare in DESTINY USURPATION NATION bestie!!!!! you are NOT just buying needles youre buying the RIGHT to wield the tools of the LORD CALI B'S OWN HANDMAID!!!!! do you feel that weight?!?! that's the weight of NARRATIVE SIGNIFICANCE on your shoulders!!!!! that's the burden of RECURRING PAYMENTS for RECURSIVE REDECORATING AN ENTIRE TIMELINE!!!!!! 🏢💅 💉⏰ THE NEEDLES THEMSELVES ⏰💉 🫶✨ crafted from the finest clockwork majyyk manifesting alloys!!!! attunement is as easy as the TWELVE STEPS PROVIDED by GYGAAX BHILDR (@tautologicalTechnique) in the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK! and decoding the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK is as simple as reading the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK INSTRUCTION BOOK i painstakingly handwrote to make sense of his nerd shit! forged in the fires of a KILN OF OFF KILTER CANON there is NO SPECULATION!!!! these are the LITERAL REAL DEAL! each inch of needlessly nefarious needle nudged represents a MOMENT IN TIME that could have been but IS if you want it to be buh-buh-buh-bestie!!!! and now they're yours to hold along with the glory of whatever you wish to transpire!!!! to display!!!! to slay!!!!! to flay and delay!!!! and also. maybe. accidentally stab yourself with and idk, see what happens (liability waiver signed in advance, and bestie, don't worry I have it on file)!!!!! ✨🫶 📈💛💛💛💛💛 BRAND PARTNERSHIP ACTIVATION: 100%!!!!!! 💛💛💛💛💛💛📈 🫵 FOR MY CHITTR OFFICIAL...THE WORLD...🫵 💖💎 enjoy your first THREE DAYS before extraction numero uno hits!!!!! Consider it motivation bestie!!!!! a countdown to clock in to your own grandiose greatness!!!!! 💎💖 #HandmaidHustle #TemporalFinance #NeedleNicheMarket #RecurringRevenue #24KaratKat #Charm$Collections #PaymentPlanisAPrivilege #ConfiscationIsJustAGenerousReturnPolicy #GoldBloodGrindset #Flashing #Lights✨👑💛⏰💉 🟢✨ CHARMS IS ALWAYS ONLINE.
∘☽ I don't understand what any of this entails but, you have my congrats sir. 24karat ☾∘
💪💎💪 see this is why i fuck heavy with you leiloo 👍💡👍 😎💎😎 you know how to follow instructions to the 24karat gold inlaid letter!!! ughhhhhhhhh we are SO in business someday! 💪💪☕ 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
∘☽ O--Oh! Well, ehm.. although I would not use the same language you do, I do share the sentiment, Roewzi ^^ ☾∘
‼️🆘🚨🤙🙂↕️📱📲 calling all bEsTIES 📲📱🙂↕️🤙🚨🆘‼️ 😂😆😜👐 so my MIDdle manager saw fit to start downsizing some positions here at THE FELT #FELT...and that included ✨my own✨, i drew the shortstick, #mystick #mytwig #handmedownhandmaidstick #OK #OKOK 👐😱🫢😬 🤏 basically? im very small and i have NO ACCESS to my money 👎👎 👌💻👌 so you can imagine the stress im under 👍🚀👍 🙌👏🤝🫰 im not allowed to say anything mean to @handMaid (AND I WONT)🫰🙌👏🤝 💵☝️☝️ but if a few brave, pinged, tagged, or reading this now souls don't mind giving her a piece of my mind...that would be well within the terms of my contract and acceptable use policy!!!! sorrytocuthtisshortbestiesbutivegotlimitedscreentime 💅💄💅 #Chairministrangling#OneSec#IgottaTagIt#HOLDON#HOLD#DIAMONDHANDS #GOLDBLRIND #HANDSOFF #MYHANDS #GRgRGRHGRH #ATLEASTLETMETAGIT #MICROPHILIA #ORSOMETHING #MACROPHILIA #GAINS #LETMEGETTHEFREAKMARKET #PLEASE #STOP #SQUISHING #MY #NICHE #APPEAL #DAMARA #FUCK #TheseAreMYFRIENDS #ISTILLHAVESCREENTIME #YOUSk ANK #S CREWGOYOUOWWOWWwOWOWOWOWOW 🟢 CHARMSisONLINᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱ
OH dear..! I don't believe i'm much aware of the intricacies of your work place, nor do I feel I have any particular standing to uhm, acting upon your request, but I would be more than willing to offer aid in any other shape or form if so needed as you've helped me before. I am so very sorry that this is happening to you though, I can only surmise the complicated situation this must be for you.
🥹🥲🙌 omg leiloo even in my darkest hour you are a shining light of brilliance pointed in another fucking direction, how can i be mad at you, ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cmere!!! except dont cause ill prolly die or something, safer if you just stay right tf where you are 😇🙂↔️😟 🤗🫰🤙 if you could go let little cujojito out and refill his mr kibble flaky feast crunch and make sure the water purifier is still pumping 24k luxury on auto pivot that would be soooooo grand 🤟🤘🤌🫴 😩😫😖 i miss my snooky wooky fussus lusus so very very much and hes probably sooooooooo distraught without his bewwy wubsssssssss puh-lease just check on him would you...?????? coords texted to ur # thanks ilysm leiloo boo 😩🥺🤌 🟢📆✨ CHARMS is ONLINE AND FEELING DOGGONE sad.
I'll make sure that little cujojito is well fed and satisfied on the belly rubs department I can assure you. Perhaps should I add a picture of him and send it to you as well?
😫😖🥹 could you? 🥹😖😫🤟 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
[ She sends a picture of Cujojito getting belly rubs ] ∘☽ I can, yes. ^ ^ ☾∘
∘☽ 95 notifications, this is what I get for being nosey ☾∘
∘☽ 96..... ☾∘
I, DEXTER VUZREI, WELCOME IT WITH OPEN ARMS!!!!! TAKE ME!!!!!
∘☽ YOU DID THIS!!!! ☾∘
Oh, oh he is still there, oh dear.
WHO IS STILL THERE??? STOP VAGUE POSTING!!!!
shhh!!! He'll notice be quiet!!
I AM BEING QUIET!!! THIS IS MY INSIDE VOICE!!!!
Well please make it even insidier!!
@CEOCHARMS @LUCKYCHARMS @YELLOWJACKET @CHARMHER
WHAT!!! NONONONONONONO
∘☽ MY NOTIFICATIONS WILL DIE!!! ☾∘
@CRESCENTICLACUS YOUR SNAILS ARE LAME!!! AND THEY ARE UGLY!!!
∘☽ Y-YOU ARE LAME!!!! ☾∘
∘☽ I am trying to expand my repertoire of games I could perhaps aquire, I am not much of a "gamer" so to speak but, I do enjoy myself life sims and the such. ☾∘ ∘☽ Any suggestions? ☾∘
@(。・へ・)@ HM. =3 - _ - - -- _ @(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@—̳͟͞͞0 HAVEY OY U PLAY ED "SUPER MONKEY BALL MANIA???"
∘☽ I don't recall having played such a game, what is it about? ☾∘
♦️█ ░ i w0uld be...remiss...if i did n0t pr0p0se... ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♦️█ ░ super...m0nkey ball...mania... ▒ ▓❤️
☆You should try deadloKK. Or maybe rhythm doKtor☆
∘☽ Oh? Well, if I've had two recommendations for it, then surely it wouldn't hurt for me to try? ☾∘
@(。･`ꇳ´･)@—̳͟͞͞3⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃ PUNCHY!!! EXCITING!!! BREAKNECK SPEED!!! THE ULTIMATE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF SKILL AND REFLEX!!!! THE CORE PREMISE. IS YOU MUST STAKE YOUR HONOR. IN THE ARENA OF A BALL ENCASED SIMIAN SORT. COLLECTING POTASSIUM CURVEFRUITS. FROM A STAGE YOU TILT BY MEANS. OF GODLIKE FORCE. TRAVERSING AN IMPOSSIBLE. PHYSICS DEFYING OBSTACLE COURSE. TO REACH A GOAL AT THE VERY END. WHICH WILL ALLOW YOU TO PURCHASE FROM A POOL OF COSMETICS. TO CUSTOMIZE YOUR MONKEY. AND RAISE MORALE. ON THE QUEST TO RECOVER STOLEN POTASSIUM CURVEFRUITS FROM THE EVIL DOCTERRORIST BADBAOON. @(。・｡・)@ ...!!! @(。・ｪ・)@ THERE IS ALSO A PARTY MODE. YOU GET TO PUNCH PEOPLE OFF OF LEDGES. BUT YOU CAN PUNCH MULTIPLE IF YOU CHARGE UP YOUR SWING. THAT IS THE BEST PART OF THE GAME. IT ALSO HAS POWER UPS THAT CHANGE HOW YOU PUNCH. AND STAGES THAT MAKE MOBILITY HARDER OR EASIER AND PUT COLLAPSIBLE BARRIERS ON THE CORNERS. I LOVE THE PARTY MODE SO MUCH. LEILOO. IT IS THE GREATEST GAME. MAYBE EVER.
∘☽ I believe I've heard of DeadloKK, typically not the kind of game I find myself gravitating to.. but perhaps it would be worth branching out. ☾∘ ∘☽ Rythm Doktor? ☾∘
☆Yeah it’s a rhythm game where you’re a doKtor or whatever, it’s a one button rhythm game so it ain’t too hard☆
∘☽ Oh my! So a little bit of a party game so speak? Except the only mode is, monkey balling? ☾∘ ∘☽ That does sound quite entertaining and pleasent hehe. ☾∘ ∘☽ I'll see to it that I look into getting it then. ☾∘ ∘☽ You've convinced me well enough hehe. ☾∘
∘☽ I see.. Perhaps it is also worth looking into! ☾∘ ∘☽ The only other rythm game I've attempted beforehand was a copy of Rythm purgatory that my moirail owns. ☾∘
BASK IN MY RADIANCE
[[ Hollow knight Radiance?]]
∘☽ EEK??? ☾∘
print("that might be the scariest thing ever")
∘☽ It is off putting to the say the least and I do not understand the purpose. Though harmless in the end? ☾∘
∘☽ It's always a shock whenever he does that. #vaguepost ☾∘
∘☽ It's happening again...!! ☾∘