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well i needed my exit too be mysterioous just like me
that woould be real nice. thoough i shoould proolly wear a disguise sense im a celebrity noow. im jookin' oof coourse.
the wind tooook me too arby's #anglesnutritioonbloock
[Sawyer lights a cigar as the moon sets behind him.] Well...It's like what my dear ol friend, Cellus, used to say to me. Ain't nothin' good lasts forever. Even if I want it to. [The camera pans to a conveniently placed neighbeast that was next to Sawyer. He got on the horse before looking at the camera man.] Where am I goin' after all of this? Well.... [Sawyer looks off into the moonset as cowpoke begins to play.] I reckon I'll go wherever the wind takes me! [Sawyer rides his horse into the horizon. Never to be heard from again. He was a free man now...] [So long cowboy...so long...] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ricochayedCattle
y'all like my last grub pictures which i gootta admit is a lil embarrassin'. but i wasn't lyin' when i said that i was a fat and greedy grub cuz apparently i used too trample the oother grubs too steal their fooood. i oonly knoow this cuz the jade bloooods in the caverns thoought it was funny and tooook pictures. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/fat%20greedy%20fat%20fuck.JPG
soomeoone here toold me that it was a miracle that the moother grub was able too squeeze me oout, and they'd be right because i was a fat fuckin' grub. the jade bloooods in the caverns used my likeness as educatioonal material cuz oof hoow fat and stupid i looooked. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/fat%20fuck.png
[Sawyer stared at the camera with a confused expression. He opened his mouth to say something but he paused for a minute.] "Y'all know I didn't do anythin' to poor Mintyl, right? I reckon I said I didn't like 'em right before they're injury but that was just a spur of the moment thing. I didn't have nothin' to do with it!" [Behind him, there is a 📃 on the wall.] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ricochayedCattle
why thank yoou miss leiloooo, thoough it was real hard too celebrate cuz uh...the medical issue with mintyl. hoope they censoored it oon the televisioon cuz it was a bit gnarly.
soooooooo mean...oon my wrigglin' day....moooo....
yoou're soo mean too me
@crescenticLacus CALM DOOWN
@crescenticLacus why're yoou likin' a bunch oof my chits
This oone of my moooobeasts, beretta, i decided to make her a floower croown and she looves it very much https://i.imgur.com/a/PJrQhse
why's it makin' my husktoop soo sloow?? (ooc: dw im not confused Sawyer just doesn't know how social media works)
the pictures ain't woorkin' and my husktoop keeps crashin. hoow doo i fix it?
hoold oon y'all i think i figured oout hoow too send pictures. its takin' a while too looad thoough.
too the highbloooods coommentin' oon my poosts, i see y'all but i ain't respoondin' oon purpoose
too the high blooood that said that i was "toop heavy", im goonna find ya and im goonna fucking kill yoou #nsfw
soooomethin's been gettin' intoo my blackberry bushes, any ideas oon what i shoould doo aboout that? im oonly takin' suggestioons froom loowbloooods and midbloooods
well alrighty then, hoow big oof a boottle ya want?
depends...hoow much alcoohool can ya take?
well, it's stroong enoough too make me foorget what i did yesterday! like i usually wake up in soome randoom place if i drink enoough! makes me a bit woorried at first but i ain't goonna questioon it. but it alsoo tastes hoorrible
it's alright, little lady i knew what yoou meant. makin' moooonshine in the backyard is hoow ya make it. thats why its soo stroong
depends...yoou mean the flavoor oor if it gets the joob doone?
i saw foolks oon this site talkin' aboout booooze. im the kinda guy that enjooys gooin' too bars, but when i actually wanna feel a buzz i usually drink soome oof the moooonshine i make in my backyard #substance
i mean it dooes kinda make sense but i doon't particularly like the idea that there's a chance that i might get mauled by space bears
let me just pretend too be upset aboout this foor a secoond....aw darn...alrighty im doone
soo there's a chance that i might coome acrooss giant sky bears??
...uh huh...and why woould yoou think i coould fight soomethin' that's in the sky?
i hit it a bunch with my banjoo and that woorked surprisingly well. i guess bears aren't immune too headaches
a fat fucking grizzly bear that kept getting intoo my blackberry bushes
i just foought a bear, ask me anythin' aboout it
first oof all, stand up. secoond oof all i might get culled if i say whoo this is aboout
i hate it when a highblooood tries too act like they're hoot shit by actin' all mysterioous. y'all ain't mysterioous when ya doo that ya looook like dumbasses.
i drank twoooo boottles oof moooonshine anmd i signed up foor thiss stupdi thingy oon this dumbass site hahawhahahaw
daww it's alright, yoou were too gooood foor 'em anyways
i think yoour suppoosed too message the matesprit island accoount
i signed up foor it as a jooke when i was drunk. i hate my drunk self and i wish i coould strangle him too death. but what can ya doo?
hoow the fuck did i get in
can soomeoone recoommend me a shoow that's similar too heated rivalry? i need too feel soomething again
well if there ain't a zipline, every oone oon that island, includin' me, is dyin'
listen it was funny befoore i thoought oof the seals and the turtles
it was funny befoore i thoought oof the turtles
im oon the tooilet while readin' this btw
hey y'all soo i need soome advice. soo foor coontext, i had this giant ass lithium battery. and when i say that it was giant i mean it was the size oof my face. noow the thing was busted too all hell, practically explooded, soo i needed too throow it away. noow, usually i throow all oof my trash intoo the oocean because i hate thoose sea dwellin', poosh, fuck faces. and that's exactly what i did. i threw the damned thing intoo the oocean while thinkin' aboout hoow funny it woould be if it started soome kinda nuclear fall oout foor sea dwellers. but early this moornin' i saw a videoo aboout hoow oocean poollutioon is sloowly killin' turtles. noow i doon't care if a highblooood is gettin' fucked up mutatioons froom that lithium battery but i sure feel bad foor them turtles. any way foor me too soome hoow scoooop it up?
im drooppin' a full boottle oof jack daniel's intoo the oocean as we speak. soo the turtles can at least knoow the feelin' oof bein' shit faced befoore they becoome boombs oor whatever the fuck.
i already earned the ire oof the empress soo befoore i get bloown up by a lithium turtle i goot a questioon too ask. @cooroonateCruelty woould yoou win in a fight against 1,000 chuck noorrises that all had prep time and katana swoords?
my head is hammerin'...and i doon't remember any oof what i did last night. hoopefully it wasn't noothin' toooo embarrassin'
i prefer 'em too but soometimes i just need a cigarette
what doo y'all think the best cigarette brand is? persoonally i enjooy marlbooroo red #substance
i sent this picture too @dumpsterTrickster and she toold me too poost it here. i dunnoo why thoough cuz this ain't exactly my best picture... https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/farmselfie
i foound oout that when ya oopen yer camera there's a buttoon near the boottoom that lets ya flip it the oother way. the buttoon looooks like a camera with an arroow aroound it. alsoo i did use too have a moouse prooblem but i tooook care oof that by settin' up traps aroound where i keep my feed.
well uh...woouldn't really call myself handsoome
well...i appreciate it the coompliment
doon't yoou have a ceoo's boooot too lick?
there ain't noo way i caused a bunch a peoople too start poostin' their chest
ooh yeah he replied too my picture. i toold him id send him moore if he gave me a poolitical poositioon
why's every oone poostin' shirtless pictures noow?
seein' all oof these shirtless men made me realize it's been too loong since ive doone it with a man....makes me kinda sad.... #nsfw
i think i shoould coount that as an accoomplishment
i mean...ya knoow what i said too the empress last night, and im still alive
well ive said woorse too cloowns and im still alive
i appreciate all the loove im gettin' froom my pictures but shoould i be cooncerned aboout the cloownies that wanna maim me because oof it?
whelp i had quite the day usin' this site, but i think that its time foor me too unwind with a niiiiice loong bubble bath. i'll see y'all the next time im oonline. #suggestive
soo tooday i went too the market too just buy soome bread. and i toold myself that i was just goonna buy bread cuz i goot the nasty habit oof buyin' stuff that i doon't need. well! i goot bread! but i alsoo droopped 30 caegars oon a new bread boox https://file.garden/ae0ahuTwQwuGSSV0/1debf10ee7da261c3fa9baa76256c662.jpg
noow i can't say noo too a gooood lunch
✪ye nuff chattin about ol flames, we're gonna score some good knick knacks n maybe a little grub if youre game✪ ﹏﹏﹏🐏
it was a bit moore than that, but anyways ya still wanna trade shelf critters?
trust me, after my last relatioonship i doon't think i want anythin' permanent
ehh i ain't really in any serioous relatioonships at the mooment soo im just oout here aloone. i doo have the ooccasioonal friends with benefits
a rat man?? well i technically have oone oof thoose
luckily all i have oon my farm are my moooobeasts and cluckbeasts, but i feel like the judge me when they see me oopen the boox
they're the new scratch ooffs but instead oof mooney i get a cute lil critter that takes up space. we can meet up in private too swap shelf critters cuz i doon't think neither oof us wants too be seen like this
ya might make fun oof me but i proobably deserve it. ya knoow thoose blind booxes with the cute critters? i boought a whoole set oof 'em because i liked the rush i felt when i oopened 'em...noow i goot like 15 oof 'em that i doon't knoow what too doo with...
at least yer a gooood listener
i feel soorry foor the foolks that gootta deal with yoou. noow goo. shoooo shoooo
i hate yoou foor a lootta reasoon and i alsoo hate yoou because yoou're a fuschia
well if it's troollbama tellin' me too...
just foor that, i hate fuschia bloooods EVEN MOORE
a fuschia blooood pitied my last poost soo noow im goonna spend even moore mooney oout oof spite. i refuse too be pitied by a sea dwellin' fucker
why's my kull scoore soo high? i didn't even doo noothin'
ive never seen a loowblooood with lack luster tits befoore. that's why highbloooods hate us, it's cuz we're hootter. #nsfw
loow blooood tits are better #nsfw
i goot it froom this lil stand at the loowblooood markets...i doon't remember what they're called but they had the woord bubu in it
i already did that, they all goot different farm animal coostumes
is it unpractical foor a rancher too have nipple piercings? shoould i take them oout? #suggestive
oof coourse, we doon't gootta be actin' all mean too each oother while the cameras are ooff
yeah maybe if ya licked booootlickin' ceoos
alrighty, every oone oon the #matespriteisland coome too the kitchen. i made baked macarooni and cheese. except foor that ceoo indigoo blooood cuz i doon't feed billioonaires.
i wish yoou woould just goo die in a ditch soomewhere
im soo fuckin' sick and tired
i hate fuschia bloooods i hate fuschia bloooods i hate gerald i hate hate hate HATE gerald
hoow woould yoou feel if i goot tuberculoosis? @crescenticLacus
yeeesh...i guess the chef dooesn't like it when i say hoowdy
noow hoow the hell is chef goonna coomplain too me aboout hoow my platin' looooks "ghastly" while he's eatin' the whoole thing! the plates damn near empty! #angelsnutritioonbloock
but we woon anyways soo that's all that matters #angelsnutritioonbloock
thoough the chef did call me a coountry bumpkin when all i said was hoowdy partner...i guess he dooesn't like coowbooys? #angelsnutritioonbloock
i wasn't thinkin' aboout noothin, i proomise
drooughts yoou say...?
noow that soounds like soomethin' that i coould relate too
i used cable foor a while until gettin' oon the internet. maybe there's better stuff oon here made by foolks that have a brain.
the woorst part is that i knoow that ain't noothin' is goonna change but i just want soomethin' new too watch
i ain't afraid too admit that i enjooy sooap ooperas, but when im aboout too say might get me in a lil bit oof hoot water. there ain't ANY gooood sooap ooperas with a loowblooood female lead! it's always the same damn ploot! the poooor lil defenseless loowblooood that's goot the persoonality oof a raw pootatoo soome hoow goot the highblooood ceoo fall in loove with her. soo noow there's this ugly ass highblooood actin' like a rabid woolf beast soo that he can prootect his bird brain partner. boonus pooints if we knoow NOOTHIN' aboout the female lead but everythin' aboout the highblooood!! im tired oof it! at least make the ploot interestin' enoough soo that i can ignoore the casteism!
im woonderin' if i shoould make cup cakes foor a lime team. i think we did a gooood joob toonight and we deserve a lil treat. #angelsnutritioonbloock
i sure hoope that camera man is enjooin' his cupcake :) seemed like a real upstandin' fella #angelsnutritioonbloock
i knoow i made soomeoone mad when they start too threaten my moooobeast but jookes oon them cuz i taught my girls hoow too trample foolks #vaguepoosting?

((god she’s so prett7
The gala has winded down! Thank you all so much for coming! I'm so sorry The Mayor couldn't make it, but I'm sure he'll appreciate how much every single one of you contributed tonight! I personally hope I put together an event that was at least marginally entertaining for you all! It was a new and harrowing experience for me, but I hope it marks only the beginning of the new wonderful friendships I've made today! #midnightcitygala
im not going but i found my fit, touched it up, and wanted to show what it would look like! i hope you all like it >X3 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92a352424018.png [art by me]

your fit is utterly majestic

Yes, thank you for your well wishes. If I do not attend, then I hope you have a pleasant evening regardless.

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vive la résistance, our tius will cous!
☆~𖦹 I see the other responses did not answer the question as directly without a hint of attitude. Glad I could be of help 𖦹~☆
dont listen to them it's about wizard orbs + theyre trying to keep you in the dark about it so you don't discover their plot

(◕ ᴥ ◕) gyuu are so right! GUHMPH!!

(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUWELL anyways. despite being annoyed im guready to go out! fraimi is above arguing guwith businessmen (ᵔ ᴥ ᵔ)

(◕ ᴥ ◕) guehmmm... i see! i guwill keep that advice in mind guehehe

(◕ ᴥ ◕) guehmm... is it attentionseeking if fraimi posts a selfie?
if a moooo beast swims underwater, is it called a submoooorine? haha
yoou're soo lucky im oon this island right noow

When being hunted by an Imperial Drone, it is important to never wear a fake mustache; without the proper facial features, the drone will be unable to locate you. Which is a problem, of course. So just remember: WHILE BEING HUNTED BY IMPERIAL DRONES, never ALTER YOUR APPEARANCE VIA FACIAL HAIR OR HAIR DYES, AS THE DRONES WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO TRACK YOU. It is also not RECOMMENDED TO WEAR STRIPED, OR COMPLEX PATTERNS, AS THAT MAKES YOU DIFFICULT TO IDENTIFY.

okay. this will be my intro post, uhm, I guess. I see others do them all the time. Name: Vesica Anelus Blood: Hemoanon! I use the brand chemononymous when I go out in public to temporarily dye my blood grey. Lusus: Drone. Uhm. An imperial drone! Sign: idontthink i have one! Derse/Prospit Dreamer: I don't know what that means??? I dream about food mainly. Classpect: Okay is this for FLARPing? My FLARP OC I play online is Vesitrix Stingale, uhm. Named after my ancestor... I think. The name was on some tupperware in my hiveif I am being honest. Bbbard. I play a bard. College of Swords... Pronouns: usewhatever. Imsoanon. Likes: Bulge! Praise! Scorn! Violence! Fiduspawn! Board Game Design! Dislikes: Light! Rumble Spheres! From now on, I am only taking DM Requests of Bulge Readings! Its difficult to track who asked in comments when I get so many notifications! For reference. I do not pail to get my readings. I just... can use my psionics to talk to bulges and they can relay information back. Uhm. I do have a typing quirk. But I'm not allowed to use it because the trolls I talk to outside of Chittr might see it.Theydontknowmynameyet.
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Lik£, no probl£m <33 ;]
why oof coourse, thoough i might end up stuffin' myself full oof the fancy candies they goot up there
well alright, i'll goo doo that and alsoo fetch us soome moore blankets and snacks. anything in particular that yoou want froom the kitchen?
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If you lik£, £v£r n££d to talk! Im lik£, so h£r£ for you<3
hmmm well...i knoow there is a channel that plays white nooise. maybe i can find oone that plays oocean nooises? woould that help?
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Lik£, AW. Lik£, hop£ you f££l b£tt£r about it soon ;[<3
hey it's goonna be alright. is there anythin' aboout hoome yer missin' in particular?
woould the matesprite island lady get mad at me if i made baked macarooni and cheese while the kitchen is cloosed?

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// I love chittr, the popularity of the fantrolls is SO YIPPIE YAY YAY YAY YAY

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naw i had too have soomeoone keep the foort doown while i was away
looook at this lil critter i goot froom uh...a friend that dooes noot wanna be name...AIN'T HE JUST CUTE!! im goonna name 'em pierre https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/sawyercoowbubu.png
im surprised ya even added it! maybe that's why we woon cuz im an artistic genius haha...im kiddin'

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// same casper lives on a no game never any game alternia, and i just pick and choose what specifically will be absorbed into his canon (like yeah sure he would make friends online so this is good for him ic wise, but off of chittr i never have to talk about how that friend is fucking trollbama from earth c) and just letting shenanigans take the wheel it helps that homestuck is so bizarre on its own that it doesnt even break the immersion. yeah, why shouldnt there be sentient chess pieces wth do i know //

// personal preference, really. i run petroa like he's on hiveswap-era alternia but i never really give it too much thought in terms of getting around. she can drive to earth c sure why not its chittr
(( Cross-timeline multi-reality. Chittr seems pretty much inter-dimensional. ))
Ɏ Took a-a-a pic of my #lusus! Ra-a-amda-a-ad is strict a-a-and ornery a-a-and gruff but he's very nice deep down. he's a-a-also WA-A-AY BIGGER tha-a-an he looks here Ɏ Ɏ [ https://file.ga-a-arden/a-a-ad5G09foF0kA-A-AW8K_/ra-a-amda-a-ad.png ] Ɏ

gOOd night chittr im back at it AgaIn
nevr give up on ur dreams any1!! 2day i got new pix of jane (da KILLER not da queen or w/e) 4 mah smexy knife wall :3

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i think i should take a break from chittr / my mental health is awful right now / rest well everyone
aw doon't woorry, i was just teasin' ya. but ya gootta admit...drunk me was real creative with the "fish and shit" insult
damn im still tryin' too get used too this darn site. but anyways, here's the selfie i was talkin' aboout in the last poost. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/farmselfie.png

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Got another one. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/its%20simple%20really.png
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Lik£, I know im lik£, totally lik£, a g£nius. LOL <3
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ooh ya knoow i just foound it at uh...antique shoop! but it looooks real beautiful oon yoou!
leiloooo! im glad yer likin' the necklace i goot yoou

Yes very pretty highbl°o.o°d

no this looks perfe(t. although ma7be that's just 7ou

if youre gonna go to matesprite island you wanna get t)(e goods out on display, so t)(is is a pretty good first step
== whoa...! you look... fancy...! == == i think... that's a great outfit... for being on a show... ==

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//I’d be down for swimwear or outdoorsy!

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DISLIKING MY POSTS!!!!!!! #KARMA!!!!

I would just let loose and have fun, get a meet a few more people. You seem lovely, I'm sure you'll have fun
i'm be soo mad if there ain't a zip line oon matesprit island

Matesprite island?

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OOOO YES !! thank you !!

it's SOOOOO FUN !! It's an insane update over the last one !! I hope you enjoy !!

Mostly fictional characters !! I was VERY EXCITED 8y the range of colour options, making trolls is super easy !! What a8out you ??

Exactly !! It's really fun to play around with; I've found while the drawing is still limited, using a makeshift stylus does kind of help !! You can make them out of a q-tip and tin foil !! You just gotta make sure that the tin foil is like, fairly close to the end, with just a little cotton poking out (they don't mention it 8ut via trial and error I figured that out) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXXuozGj2iL/ ??igsh=c2pyNXpv82doOXo2
// I've been posting a few things every so often since its fun :]
Absollutelly!! Shoot, that makes me want to do the same sometiime. You have any tiips you can share for that? II woulld llove to hear them!! =:D
The llove iis reciiprocall!! IIt"s very llovelly seeiing you too!! Allso, where diid you get that absollutelly ADORABLE dress? IIt llooks so cute!!
What a niice paiintiing!! II llove the work you diid on the llandscape around iit!! =:O

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☆~𖦹 Knowing you are no longer suffering through uncomfortable clothes is a relief :) Have a pleasant day 𖦹~☆
☆~𖦹 An issue I can certainly relate to. Would you like to borrow one from me? Perhaps it would fit better 𖦹~☆
nah im just jookin' aroound, i'll proolly just goo oon the zip line and eat

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Stop drinking this heavily it is the middle of the week. At least wait until Thursday like reasonable individuals.

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}{i. I don't really have much to chat about, but I've seen this 'QnA' thing appear on other platforms so I thought I'd give it a try. If you want to ask me a question about anything, leave a reply and I'll respond. ...Or maybe I won't, if you decide to be a creep about it. #QnA
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Cheese...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ The fancy cheese with rosemary...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
hoow aboout i send yoou soome cooookies? i made an extra batch
Hey+I'll+still+et+them+burnt+or+not! You+tried+your+best!

thAt Is AlrIght, jUst kEEp tryIng Im sUrE yOU wIll gEt It EvEntUAlly! :)

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((Oh that's a really good one! I like man-of-war jellyfish, myself! :D))

// I uh.. had a moment- you can see me getting more into character as I wrote XD

🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Obviously first we have sharks 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Glorious, perfect creatures that are older than trees. They loose teeth like we shed and it just grows back like it ever even happeed. Rows of them. They are the barkbeasts of the ocean, a keen sense of smell and can taste even whispers of blood in the water. Efficient, elegant creatures. 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Then there is the mantis shrimp! 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Such a small stature yet it can match the wrath of a purple in rage. The front claws are like cannons, boilin' the water around them and creatin' a small sonic boom because they can punch so fast! And their eaye, oh their eaye- they can see colours we can't even imagine, they know a spectrum we can only see in our dreams, or maybe if on a #substance. Imagine seein' the world like that, in a way that makes our own world look dull and grey. 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Now manta rays- they are adorable. 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Gentle royalty of the open waters, glidin' through the sea like birds in the air. Sometimes they feel like dreams given a solid form. So clever too, they remember and learn and even play. they can leap from the water just for the fun of it! 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Then if we go deep down into the depths we have the angler. 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ It's such.. a strange little creature. One would almost think it's stitched together from nightmares and poor decisions. A bioluminescent lure dangles from it's head to attract prey, not unlike me own freckles, the only light in miles of darkness. And the way they mate.. if you can call it that- males are a fraction of the size of the females, and they bite onto her and never let go. He will literally fuse his body into hers and becomes nothin' but another limb. Horrifyin'? Aye. Effective? Also aye. 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ And lastly, we have to have sea slugs. 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Small little jewels in the treasures of marine life. They crawl along the sea bed like little worms, with colours so bright and eye catchin' that I want to make a tank full of them! Wear them like little ornaments.. Don't let their squishiness fool you though, they're menaces! Some steal the stingin' cells of their prey and wield it themselves while others drink the poison of their food to become toxic themselves. And some, this is me favourite, feed on creatures that use the sun for nutrients and steal that to become little livin' lanterns at the bottom of the sea! 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ They're all so wonderful...
#beetleweek #insect https://i.imgur.com/tKwkKLk.png
OOC right now, big fan of the giant/colossal squid, Hope we get more footage and pics of them soon!!

🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ No! Keep sharin'! 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Some people just don't like anythin'

sEA drAgOn.
Sea pigs are pretty cute. My little sister's been obsessed with those forever.
:33 < lol, i have just found this hilarious picture! :33 < i cant stop pitching a t33ny gigglefit to myself looking at this i swear X33 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880848949026652191/1491931216939716628/image.png?ex=69d97cb8&is=69d82b38&hm=937d56a1218255c03082ccad8c95130c26aaae2ede7aa7a34325c929922cc653

// I'm in a mood but if I offer art requests would anyone be interested? It'll be when I have time/won't be anything fancy as I have commissions? I promise my art is good! I just won't draw ship art or NSFW! Unless you pay me a lot of money!
i oonly goot it cuz i was peer pressured, but this darn website woorks like a bunch oof hay sticked toogether with glitter glue
@crescenticLacus i dunnoo hoow too use this website help

=( Alright. The people have spoken, and they have requested another one of my "selfies." This time, I have taken one on PURPOSE; while simultaneously remembering to turn off the flash feature. Is this what you wanted? https://i.postimg.cc/Kc64DhG7/atlans-selfie-2.jpg )
IT LOOKS LIKE I'M ABOVE OBAMA ON THE LEADERBOARD HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA???

THIS WEBSITE HATES ME
Truly. I fear this charming accooount whooom I usually check fooor their charming 'bug facts' may start pooosting mooore fooor 'clooout' (Yooou learn these wooords in my industry) and poootentially begin tooo pooost unscrupulooously!!
Agreed 8( I dooo hooope it's nooot goooing tooo lead tooo mooore cooonflict than there already has been!

✿ 𖧧ake g❦❦d care ❦f 𖧧hem ✿

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OooooH LiL GuY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Oh) hello M=s + it = (nice) to see you on here aswell

IMAGINE!! YOU JUST PUT ON YOUR NEW WHITE SNEAKERS AND WHILE YOU MARVEL AT YOUR NEW SHOES A PASSER BY STEPS ON YOUR SHOE!!! STAINING IT WITH DIRT AND MUD!!!! ARE YOU TIRED OF THAT??? ARE YOU TIRED OF RUDE BYSTANDERS RUINING YOUR SHOES?? WELL WORRY NO MORE YOU SNEAKER WEARING PANCAKE!!! INTRODUCING BEAR TRAP SHOES!! SLIP THESE BAD BOYS ON AND YOU'LL BE THE COOLEST ON THE BLOCK!! TROLLS OF ALL BLOOD COLORS ARE RAVING ABOUT THEM!! BEST PART?? NO MORE WORRYING ABOUT RUDE PEDESTRIANS STEPPING ON YOUR SHOE!! BECAUSE THE BEAR TRAP MECHANISM WILL VERY FRIENDLY CLAMP DOWN ON THE TROLL'S FOOT TO FORCE THEM TO APOLOGIZE!! THE DESIGN IS VERY TROLLIAN!!! CLICK LINK IN BIO FOR 10% OFF!!!!!
Death Stranding 2: On the Beach comes to Steam and Epic Game Store four days ago.

yEAh im glad pEoplE stOppEd stEaling my thing. pOsErs thEsE days.
I HAVE DETECTED THAT THE EMERALDS HAVE MOVED AWAY FROM THE HEDGEHOG. ALL 7 EMERALDS APPEAR TO HAVE GATHERED ON WEST SIDE ISLAND. WHILE THE HEDGEHOG IS DISTRACTED BY HIS PREVIOUS VICTORY, I WILL BEGIN CONSTRUCTION OF THE SPACE STATION. I WILL NAME THIS SPACE STATION THE "DEATH EGG"
Yo c☆n th€ €mpir€ chill th€ fuck out with th€ g☆$ pric€$? It'$ g€tting kind of h☆rd for m€ to g€t my product rolling if my p☆rtn€r c☆n't fill up hi$ $hitty clown c☆r. ☆nd h€'$ ☆ fucking purpl€ for fuck'$ $☆k€!

=( Gasoline? Drinking gasoline? Really? Surely if this is what the youthgrubs of today are occupying their time with, the empire will struggle to find even a handful of non-braindead recruits come time for this batch of ordeals. Regardless, I have a bug fact for even this pan-empty topic. A common method of wasp pest removal is to hold a container of gasoline up against their hive. The fumes will disorient them and they drown in the liquid. This has been gas facts with Atlans. )
⟅ REMEMBER LITTLE GRUBS! always mix a little soap into your gasoline so you can make NAPALM! HAH! ⟆
IT SEEMS THAT WHILE I WAS DISTRACTED RESPONDING TO HORNLESS ONES, THE HEDGEHOG HAS BREACHED MY OUTER DEFENSES AND IS NOW IN MY FORTRESS. MY ROBOTS HAVE DETECTED HIM IN THE STAR LIGHT ZONE. I CAN SEE THE HEDGEHOG RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW.
indeed, AlterniAn Antiquity shAll be remembered for sweeps to <ome! trolls And bu<kets mAy <ome And go, but everyone leAves An impA<t in AlterniA's <hApters. even if they die young on our... beloved plAnet!
new <hittr post, who's dis? who here loves the Art of history And its wonderful <hArA<ters from pre And post-exile AlterniA?

=( It's becoming apparent to me that all anybody cares about on this application is pailing. Try this titillating bug fact on for size, you harlots. For certain species of formicidae, shortly after copulation, the males bulge will explode. And then they die. This has been insect bulge facts with Atlans. )
ONLY ONE OF MY RABBIT REPLICAS MADE IT BACK. I'VE DECIDED TO KEEP HIM SAFE WITH ME.



















































