♣ mediated by @crescenticLacus
AHAHAHAHA!!! THAT IS NOT TRUE!!! SO THEREFORE IS DOES NOT HURT MY FEELINGS!!!! BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS TRUE??? THAT YOU!!! YES YOU!!!! HAVE DUMB SHOES!!!!
@CRESCENTICLACUS YOUR SNAILS ARE LAME!!! AND THEY ARE UGLY!!!
[IRON MAIDEN] <[LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! This is the moment you were waiting for!] <[That's right! WE'RE OFFICIALLY OPENING CASTING CALL for WHEEL OF TORTURE! Grand prize of 1,000,000 CAEGARS! Think you got what it takes? THEN SIGN UP NOW!!!! I'M GONNA SPIN THE WHEEL AND WHOEVER IT LANDS ON CAN DATE ME!!! HAHAHA!!! SIGN MY GOREGLE FORM!] <[(On the other hand, did I really have to say THIS...? Seems like a CHEAP marketing trick!)] <[#wheeloftorturecastingcall #joinnow #winprizes #uh #spinthewheel #staytuned]
｢kyahh.... ahh~ kijou-i-chan, you're so moe!｣
yall fw periwinkle ?
did yoou want me too hate it??
It finally happened. The drama became too much.
soooooooo mean...oon my wrigglin' day....moooo....
yoou're soo mean too me
@crescenticLacus CALM DOOWN
@crescenticLacus why're yoou likin' a bunch oof my chits
mhmm sure yoou were
ooh soo yoou'll nootice that but noot when i was an mvp oof a service
i wasn't thinkin' aboout noothin, i proomise
hoow woould yoou feel if i goot tuberculoosis? @crescenticLacus
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guehehe... GUAHAHA!! SHARE THE BED WITH GYUUR PARTNER!?!?!
▬▬[══SLAYE.═══>
JUST DOING MY DOO DILIGENCE, YOUNG LADY. I NOTICED A LACKING LEVEL OF HATES ON YOUR CHITTRS AND TOOK IT UPON MYSELF TO CORRECT THE SITUATION. YOU AND YOUR AUDIENCE ARE VERY MUCH WELCOMED. I'LL TAKE MY THANK YOU IN DMS (DIRECT MESSAGES).
♤ I'm Sure If She Felt Creeped Out She Would Have Asked Me To Stop By Now, Frankly You're Coming Off As A Bit Jealous... ♤
jealoousy ain't goot noothin' too doo with it. my friend dooesn't have too ask yoou too be treated with basic respect
im her friend and i doon't like that yoou're creepin' oon her under he poosts. noow hoow aboout yoou goo boother soomeoone else?
stoop bein' a creep
never t⸳⸳ much... stay safe th⸳ugh... 😚💕
i already earned the ire oof the empress soo befoore i get bloown up by a lithium turtle i goot a questioon too ask. @cooroonateCruelty woould yoou win in a fight against 1,000 chuck noorrises that all had prep time and katana swoords?
Curious :) ༘⋆ ༘⋆
== you never know... when you need to stop a rampant streaker... ==
== no... it's okay... sometimes it works for... inspiration... like my schematics for... a gun that fires underclothing... at people... ==
rUlEs and laws don't apply on mAtesprIt IslAnd right
this oone gets me
well if there ain't a zipline, every oone oon that island, includin' me, is dyin'
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HOH MY MUTHAHAFUCKING GOG BRUH...
well its yer life after all
^^ People are either appreciative or envious. Don't think about it too hard. ^^
goooodness miss leiloooo
[|||] leeet me knooow if you chaaange your miiind~ ;]
[|||] thaaat's a shaaame, iii've been knooown to taaake part in quiiite a biiit of "debaucheryyy" and heeere i was goooing to inviiite you to waaatch meee, oh weeell~
[|||] heeey, nooo need to get defeeensive, i wooon't juuudge someone who liiikes to waaatch~ iiit's like waaatching pooorn liiive~ ;]
[|||] obseeerving huuuh??? thaaat's a whooole other kiiind of perveeert~ ;]
[|||] yooou'll get iiit,,, aaand maybe yooou'll even get sooome ;]
i saw foolks oon this site talkin' aboout booooze. im the kinda guy that enjooys gooin' too bars, but when i actually wanna feel a buzz i usually drink soome oof the moooonshine i make in my backyard #substance
Dex, i know you're trying to help, but you're just scaring her. Why don't you try advertising your products to someone else..?
i think that dOctOr's got the right IdeA
AHAHAHAH!!! YES MY MYSTERY PILL!!!! IT CURES ALL!!!!!
MY MYSTERY PILL!!!!!
WHY ARE YOU CHITTING
uh... you got aa liil biit of ssomethiing... haappeniing baack there.
:33< industrial vat of acid
failure stains this ill fated retry ill havve to insist you givve it another go though #hopepostin
absolutely disgraceful try again
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