Cookin Clenup
@cleanAnomaly
The best maid Aerros has even known! I work to earn the right to work, to earn the right to work and--- (https://cookinclenup.straw.page Q&A website she/her)
(Well guess who slept in today~ Guess the maid if taking an off day. SO if you require me, I'll be over on @clumsyAnomaly ! )
I am turning in early tonight, if you need me. My DMs are open, have a wonderful night all~
Outfit cleaned up, lunch packed, only a light 15 hives to do today and no special requests. Perhaps I'll have an early night tonight. Be well everyone~
Good morning chittr~ Its a lovely rainy day out here in the grubwilds. I'm just getting geared up but I hope you all have a lovely day
:33 < i hate the furrickin rain :33 < what the furrick do mew mean water comes furrom the sky :33 < the only thing water is good fur is baths! :33 < and even thats a stretch beclaws i only take one when equihiss makes me
A light rainfall is lovely, a heavy storm not so much as it makes travel between hives rather awkward.
Preparing a little midnight snack, then off to the sopor for me. Have a wonderful night all~
What a day. I only got one hive done because that indigoblood may as well have built a MAZE in his hive. I'm sorry to my other customers today!
>--D=You=did=an=honorable=and=great=job=of=servicing=them=regardless=of=the=work=hazards=miss=Clean=:)//<
I was compensated for my extra time but not as much as I would have gotten for all the other clients. Oh well, I'll just have to do a double shift tomorrow
>--D=I=would=purchase=your=services=myself=and=I=think=I=have=the=money=to=pay=for=it=but=sadly=it=would=be=too=dangerous=for=you=to=go=all=the=way=out=here=:(//<
I'll happily visit anytime. 'Out here' though if I may ask? It can't be too much more dangerous than my jobs in at purpleblood hives
>--D=It=is=less=my=hive=although=it=has=its=dangers=and=more=my=immediate=surroundings=there=is=a=very=big=and=very=deadly=forest=that=I=wouldn't=want=you=to=perish=in=so=unless=you=are=small=enough=to=arrive=by=delivery=drone=I=would=advise=against=it=:(//<
I am small, but I don't think such an arrangement would work unfortunately. I thank you very kindly for your concern of my health, it is very appreciated to see someone care so much~
>--D=Maybe=I=could=come=over=to=your=hive=instead=I=have=been=told=by=some=trolls=that=I=should=be=less=afraid=to=risk=my=life=trying=to=leave=the=forest=so=if=I=figure=a=way=out=I=could=come=over=and=pay=you=for=lessons=in=the=maintanence=of=your=hive=instead=:O//<
Oh that would be delightful~ I live out in the grubwilds so it is another forest. Just do be cautious some wild lusii around here are not exactly 'tame' to anyone outside of jade and/or teal shades. But I could certainly act as an escort to you so you can shadow me on a daily set of hives. Just hope you are able to keep up because I do on average of 20+ hives in one session~
>--D=That=sounds=like=it=would=be=super=fun=seeing=trolls=of=various=castes=and=how=they=accomplish=their=jobs=to=contribute=to=our=glorious=society=not=to=mention=all=the=experience=oh=if=I=do=manage=to=make=it=out=I=will=certainly=make=my=way=over=to=you=it=would=be=really=fun=and=I=would=compensate=you=too=of=course=:D//<
(So, strawpage seems a bust. None of the messages go through for asks or art. Damn~ Anyone know any good ask sites where people don't have to register to ask me questions?)
(Don't people need to register to write on them?)
//Ok! So I went and messed with google forms, you can fill them in without being signed into google
(I really need to nail down a good quirk for Cookin here. Dedera's came so naturally but I just can't seem to find anything that works for the maid)
Well so much for the tealblood job tonight. The place is already on lockdown...poor girl was found culled while she was drafting documents, stapled right to her desk...well guess my evening is open again~ #gore #death #horror
Is the location underwater? I still have yet to figure out a proper method to stay in deep hives for long periods
I'll see what can be done about the sand part. As for the other offer it is not the breath part so much as pressure, my frail frame is not built for deep sea excursions.
One benefit to trade with humans, access to unique ingredients and recipes~ https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Jawfa2D5NkE The old fashioned troll chef Dyllan Hollis recipes are always fun to test. I'll be making one of these later tonight!
Alternian ingredients are fascinating true. Particular those of aquatic nature.
I should see if I can requisition some things from the biodomes down there. Flavors land-dwelling trolls have never experienced before~
Well while I'm on my break https://cookinclenup.straw.page/qa If you have any questions, feel free to leave them! (DOn't think the art gimmick works. But the questions one at the bottom should!)
Most of the hives done today. Though I think I made that coffee loaf a little too strong...the jadebloods I brought it were...jittering.
Shower finished, snacks packed, route planned. Time to start the day. May take a detour to the local cavern to deliver some fresh baked goods. They deserve a treat. Only...14 hives today and a whole tealblood legal library to dust-down. See you all at sundown~!
Just a few slices of coffee loaf today, had some left over. Hopefully puts a pep in their step, I know how hard the cloistered jades work!
https://files.catbox.moe/wz9g52.png #NSFW Might as well repost the image from the thread for all to see...even if it is not much to see. Enjoy~ I am off to shower and prepare for the work day
I am glad people enjoy gawking even despite the less than average size of my rumble spheres
:33< as a purroud mempurr of the itty bitty kitty titty clawmit33 :33< i can clawnfurm that small spheres rule and are based and epic!
https://files.catbox.moe/c2w3ko.png A few hours left...then. I can cook both OFF and ON the job! Speaking of I need to go prepare a few more snack packs to take to the local jade cavern, those hard workers always need a little extra boost!
I'd fill out one of those 'whats my type' charts. But my list of things I look for specifically in flush relationship are rather few. Generally as long as you're demanding, you're good with me~
(https://cookinclenup.straw.page/qa Just tossing up my little ask page again. If theres ever things you want to know about my batch of girls. The page is always open! I'll @ you if you include your trolltag as well. Just needing an excuse to write some more fun lore stuff~)
Finally time to lie down for a little rest~ Be well all
Purplebloods really do have such interesting hives, their culture and architecture is just so...unique~
Some day I need to figure out how to clean a seadwellers hive properly. Having to procure diving equipment makes things a 'little' cumbersome
TNT works fine when under. Holds its own oxidizer. Not too hygroscopic either. Good luck fucking shit up.
That is NOT what I mean by cleaning I mean with brooms and rags not bombs and blackpowder!
Pitiful. Trusted one like yourself would be good for the job. I would get culled on sight. Reconsider. I got supplies.