folykl darane
@freakNasty
fuckk where am i https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0479.jpeg
>([you s#ould look around for any keys or keycards or per#aps gemstones t#at mig#t conveniently slot into similarly s#aped depressions in t#e stone walls]
take come cool pictures at weird and unusual angles for me this is prime real estate
Woah that looks like our set for the backrooms movie
#iwantcandy i really do but i cant promise that ill make it in time im sort of in a bind https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0080.jpeg
if you were wondering where ive been i fell in a hole earlier and got stuck and i am continuing to be stuck in the aforementioned hole. dont try to look for me though im navigating my way out through a series of underground tunnel systems
dont worry guys the REAL #eridanweek merch you all wanted (mine) is hitting the shelves for all you desperate saps plus it comes pre-stained with mysterious substances https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_158A55E871D5-1.jpeg
are the myster1ous substances l1ke... deadly...?
[|||] putting down a pre-order before i get down and dirty~
Ok man what does the humble rolly polly have to do with my good friend eridan.
Its eridanweek not follicle week! Keep that in the back of the closet and youll have your time in the sun soon or something.
if something happens to you because of your imbibing of my slop eridan ampora takes full responsibility #eridanweek
im jus in the name ok i dont hold any legal responsibility ovver wwhat you do to yerself at #eridanwweek nor does any other me
[|||] the only thing happening to me is getting too damn hot,,, gotta take off my vest,,, maybe more slop will fix this~
if youre hungry and want a bowl of slop just let me know if you want it thick or thin (or spiked) and i will make it for you but do not ask me about the ingredients i will not tell you #eridanweek
>([waiter t#eres a sense of doom in my slop]
[|||] #gettingdrunkontheslop #gruelfools
i am not takin any responsibility wwhatsoevver for wwhat happens to you if you imbibe random slop #psa #eridanwweek
ohhh my god this fucks. this is IncrediblE. best mEAl IvE had all fUckIn wIpE.
can I get mine with some extra sense of doom? I want what that first guy is having #doomSlop mew~ 💖✨
if anyone is feeling a bit peckish at #eridanweek dont worry i brought enough to share https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0401.jpeg
✿ 𖥧 see 𖧧he bladed cyl𖥧nder 𖥧s w❦rk𖥧ng well ✿
lol sure perv but i use a funnel to drink it down efficiently so youre gonna have to use that implement
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ thats just some.. Slop, huh? ]
REMEMBER THAT YOU MET GOD AND SHE’S YELLOW #ERIDANWEEK
IM NOT DONE CAUSE I DONT GOT MORE IN ME IM DONE CAUSE IM TAKING MERCY ON YOU LIFE FORMS IF YOU FORGET MY NAME USE A FUCKING SCREEN READER IM A NASTY ASS FREAK MIC. DROP. #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK
TWEAKED OFF THE PERC AND FAKED MY OWN DEATH GOT WOMEN WEEPING AT MY CLOSED CASKET FUNERAL THEY THOUGHT MY HEAD WAS BLOWN SMOOVE OFF IN A BOOMERANG INCIDENT REALLY I JUST WENT WHERE THE WIND TOOK ME LOOK FOR ME BY THE LIGHT OF THE SECOND STAR STARE AT THE SUN GO BLIND RIGHT NOW #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK
YOU THINK I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TROLL MICHAEL JACKSON? BRING ME HIS CADAVER ON A STRETCHER ILL TURN HIS FRIGID ASS TO FODDER FOR MY NEXT GRUEL POST
sTrAiGhT MoThEr fUcKiNg bArS, sIsTeR. gOsPeL.
I WAS HATCHED FOR THIS THEY CALL MY FANS THE FOLLICLES WAY THEY SPROUTED FROM MY HEAD FULLY FORMED I MADE YOU I CAN UNMAKE YOU I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD I CAN BRING YOU INTO THE NEXT THEY THOUGHT I WAS SLENDERMAN WAY I WENT LURKING BETWIXT DAWN SHADOWS THEY TRIED TO STOP ME ONCE AND I EMPTIED THE CLIP ON THEM I SENT THAT BITCH SKY HIGH DO YOU THINK I EVER GAVE A FUCK IM NECROTIC I DONT CARE IF I HAVE NO EYES I DONT NEED TO SEE THE PRICE TAG ANYWAY YOU WANT A CHANCE GET IN THE RING I LOST MY BACK MOLAR BITING A CRACK ROCK IN HALF AND IT STILL WASNT GOOD ENOUGH THE INSIDE OF MY MOUTH IS VENOMOUS LIKE A KOMODO DRAGON LET ME BITE YOU BLOW UP THE NEAREST CHURCH YOU SEE WITH LASERS NONE OF THEM DESERVE HEAVEN GO TO TROLL WENDYS AND STICK YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER THEIR CAEGARS ARE YOUR CAEGARS #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
>([fuck everyone w#os upset about troll mic#ael jackson t#is is t#e real s#it]
IM NOT DONE I JUST HAD TO HIT THE GEEK IM RABID IM UNSTOPPABLE I CANT BE STOPPED LEAVE NOTHING BUT A TRAIL OF POOP IF YOU ART MY ENEMY THEN THOU ART MARKED FOR DEATH I PUT FISH HOOKS THROUGH YOUR LUSUS AND SCARE YOU OUT YOUR JAMMIES YOU MUST BE A CLOWN THE WAY YOU’RE JOKING WITH ME WE’RE SMOKING GENUINE POISON YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT DONT LET ME CATCH YOU SKULKING IN OUTGLUT THE HAMMER OF GOD WILL GREET YOUR NUGBONE SHORTLY I RUN THIS JUNKYARD FIND ME ON THE TIRE TOWER BOGARTING THE JOINT COUGHING IN YOUR EXPRESSION PLATEAU TAKE A DEEP BREATH IM GONNA SIPHON THE AIR STRAIGHT OUT YOUR BREATH SACS WHEN YOU EXHALE TURN YOU INTO ORIGAMI I WARNED YOU ABOUT PLAYING WITH ME ERIDAN ASKED IF I HAD ANY THREES I GUT PUNCHED HIM SO HARD HE SHAT DIAMONDS GO FISH BITCH IM THE LAST REAL SON OF A BITCH THERE IS #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
>([#rec#it #folkylflow #eridanweek t#is is outrig#t napalm]
ooh k1ll 1t... get em... get em... k1ll 1t... yuh yuh
my shooters look like troll bruno mars we’re smoking that uptown funk that shit that carbonates you im lighting the pipe and sucking on the glass dont try to cross me ill double dutch your ass until youre naught but shadow ive done worse to innocent men for less im a freak i cant be pinned down you want me get in line i got three billion women gnashing their teeth for a chance to set me to rights my girl say she cold i say i know whatll warm you up welcome to the light show bitch i absorbed a v12 engine right out of the scuttlebuggy it turned me inside out im more blood than shell im acrid tied starving rats to the opps and sent them out to sea they came back to me as gravel this shit aint nothing to me man #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
thank god i put text to speech into that microphone.
(Yeah) (Ooh) (Darané) (Yeaaah, girl) (That's right) (Ohhhh, yeah) (Her flow)
we smokin the seadweller pack pufferfish blow got me moving different come for my neck and i will make an example out of you this shit aint nothing to me dog im sick in the head they tried to fix me but i came strapped with my exotic doohickey the recoil sent them back in time im in this bitch like troll arrival just spurting ink welcome to the sludge kingdom open up turning the whip so fast i turned my bitch hypothetical eridan thought he could play with me he forgot im the game master ill grab you by the pulse and turn you into a memory im rolling my shit so thick youd think i was smoking an olive grub eating the roach when im done waste not want not this shit aint nothing to me #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
>([t#is is literally straig#t flames my s#it is exploding t#e w#ole site t#e w#ole #eridanweek venue boutta go down]
IS THIS THING ON FOLYKL FLOW BEGINS NOW
>([t#ey tried to stop a demon but youre #ere]
hell fucking yes. i can hear you from several miles away, you are good to go.
You're evverything, girl (Evverything girl)
i speak for everyone when i say THAT WAS BORING for those looking for a REAL #eridanweek performance i will be setting up soon on the ground (no frills) to deliver some mind blowing wisdom and knowledge partially based around the accusations weve all heard of eridan being a poop baby but other important stuff too
can we get a sEcOnd show in the pArkIng lot. lOooooooAds of pEoplE OUt hErE. yOurE mIssIng OUt on lOAds of tIckEt sAlEs.
fuck yes dUdE yOurE the best. i'll get yOU a vIoletbloOd's car bAttEry for yOUr trOublE
i have not been and will not be listening to any of this purple pan melting shit im looking for a spare microphone and or megaphone for reasons that will become clear later if anybody knows where to find one lmk #eridanweek
And when you smile The whole world stops and stares for a while
the only reason so many people are at #eridanweek due to my publicity and lifting up small voices by bringing them to my audience they should honestly be calling it #folyklweek but i dont ask for credit just know when you see me whos to thank for your good time
i hope you will get up on stage and share your poop wisdom with us there.