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｢kekekeke~~ someone described megane-san's smexiness to anata.( ´∀｀)σ)∀`)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: smexy means somuch sexy!!!]
OKAY. BUT. SHE ATE MY FUCKING SOUL. AND NOW SHE'S PLAYING WITH MY GUY. SO EVEN IF I LEAVE A SMOKING CRATER. WHERE THE CASTLE USED TO BE. (WHICH WOULD BE INADVISABLE. AS IT WOULD LEAVE ME DOWN ONE LOYAL STAN. AND MY NUMBERS. ARE FRANKLY NOT FANTASTIC. OUTSIDE THE FAITHFUL.) MY RAINBOWDRINKER. IN THE GAME. WOULD NOT BE VICTORIOUS. WITHOUT LIVING PLAYERS. TO DEFEAT. I FEAR. HUMBLING AS IT MAY BE. MY BEST HOPE. AND THE CLOSEST I CAN COME. TO TOTAL VICTORY. IS PRAYING THAT MY #ALPHABEAST #NOSFERATUBUILD. WILL CARRY THE @FREAKNASTY BITCH TO THE ENDGAME. THUS VALIDATING MY GUY. IN THE GAME. AND MY #TACTICS AND #STRATEGY. IN THE REAL.
⊹₊˚{ okaaaay, @freakNasty! the cuffs are off now! }^o^{ }^3^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ ....do you want to stay + finish the round though? }ó3ò{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
thats what she would have said if she were still here X(
I d.o° n.o°t think y.o°u understand h.o°w badly I wish t.o° see an image .o°f y.o°u all clean and ribb.o°ned
⊹₊˚{ @freakNasty folixa, tell your cute friend about the keratina mask we did on you! omgggg. your hair is like, soooo bouncy now right! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ im a what }.3.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Quit posting in the bath. You're picking up some bad habits from this rando.
HOLD STILL. WRETCH. YOU ARE GOING TO #LOOK AND #SMELL SO #NORMAL.
You and me both, sister. °ﾟº❍｡🧽 へ ⊹ ❍ ૮ - ՛ ) ࣪❍˖ ❍ / ⁻ ⸝⸝⸝| ⋆｡ ⊹° 乀 (ˍ, ل ل º⊹｡ Deworming in progress. -DS
THAT'S YOUR HOSTAGE. I MIGHT BE A LYING. HIVEWRECKING. HARLOT WHORE. BUT I WOULD NEVER PRESUME. TO TELL A FELLOW #BOSSBEAST. HOW TO HANDLE HER PRISONER. THAT SAID. SHE DOES NOT SEEM TO BE VERY MISERABLE. PERHAPS SHE IS USED TO THE CURRENT ROSTER OF INDIGNITIES. IF YOU WANTED TO TRY SOMETHING NEW. IT APPEARS SHE HAS NEVER BEFORE BRUSHED HER KERATIN STRANDS.
⊹₊˚{ you know, fotily, if you want i can even unchain you from that generator a little bit! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ unless of course.... our esteemed guest want me to like, not do that }9u9{ <3333 }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ @h+Maid @freakNasty ladies? do you want some more adorabubble little finger foods to share? }^u^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ youre in her dms.... + me? im literally sitting here with her in my l+castle, + were on hour six of settlers of culltan (SEAFARERS EXPANSION OBVIOUSLY }*0*{/) while she ignores your messages }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ lol! }6u6{ #gillgamers #stolehis<> #obvi }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ some people were just hatched to lose, + thats ok! }.3.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
"I MISSED #GIRLSNIGHT." WORDS I WILL SOON HAVE NEVER SAID. RETROACTIVELY. BECAUSE I #NEVERMISS. #TIME ITSELF IS MY #BITCH. BRACE YOURSELF. RANDOM ALTERNIAN CHICKS. FOR THE EMISSARY OF CHAOS. TO DESCEND UPON YOUR PATHETIC SOCIAL EVENT. THAT ALREADY HAPPENED.
[ A photo post: It's a shellfie! Kidding. It's a selfie, taken by one beaming Hicari, who's doing kissy-fish lips, a peace sign, and a wink. She's leaned over into the personal space of @freakNasty, who looks to be unhappy about the current circumstances and.... wearing handcuffs. Caption: ] ࣪⊹₊˚{ hanging with my new bestieeee! }*u*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ [ #kidnapping ]
࣪⊹₊˚{ @involuntarilyLulzworthy yuuuup. this is totally her hive. i just heard her go EEEEP from behind the door! }>u<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
wwwwho's doing wwwwhat to her
࣪⊹₊˚{ call me the sickest roe of the bunch then, girl!!!! }9u9{ }>u<{ }9u9{ }>u<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
>do NOT get all up in this waterlogged bitch's comment section >SHE ISN'T DOING SHIT
Hmm I am cute but am unsure I like this f.o°rm .o°f being called th.o°ugh I guess y.o°u have the cute pass
.o°ne day I will spray y.o°u d.o°wn with the n.o°zzle .o°n full blast
I'm n.o°t d.o°ing that I am gingerly and carefully pickin thr.o°ugh finding salvage
Stop This Now
FUCK YOU AND THE ALEMBIC YOU GREW OUT OF.
They can barely handle me at my baseline.
I support Warmblood. Even if she is a ghost or a frog or a fairy or a black hole. Especially if she is those things. I am an ally.
This month's Bake-A-Wish recipient is ten year old PETROC of the Troll Kingdom who wrote a very compelling letter about his... I don't really remember. Voidrot or something. I'm told it was extremely touching. Anyhow. He declined the FULL SUITE OF BETTY CROCKER HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES in favor of his custom wish, which was to- I am NOT paraphrasing- "please make Five Nights At Freddy's Real." ... I believe we at Crockercorp have some unorthodox research and development on the docket! Also the prerequisite healing of his gummy skullholes. It would be a real Eeyore moment if he were to croak prior to the completion of his custom treat. #gore I guess?
The .o°pp.o°site I think
Please listen to Lowblood when she speaks: she knows more about her life than you. But never let her make you think she does not deserve adoration. That is her internalised casteism speaking.
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The Caverns Will Be Closed Tomorrow Because The Mother Grub Is Brooding Again
What was your favorite part of #eridanweek? ❤️ - RUMBLE NIGHT ♠️ - IWANTCANDY NIGHT ♦️ - TROLL LADY GAGA ♣️ - THE CRUCIFIXION
Its eridanweek not follicle week! Keep that in the back of the closet and youll have your time in the sun soon or something.
Batten the hatches and prep your bling! The world isnt ready to gander your official skaianet sponsored #eridanweek SWWAG (super wowing wearable authorized garments) as you tear through the crowds and turn up to your favorite transdimensional trollian artists! The fun isnt over when the festivities conclude keep donning your duds and swinging from the rafters in these funky tees commemorating ERIDAY1. Ordering online?? Use coupon code RUMBLETHURS10 for 10% off your purchase! For 10% off of physical retailers unload your ammunition into one of our handy rounds disposal jars and keep on keeping on as you rejoin the frisk of this kittyfray. (All proceeds from troll bruno mars commemorative tees will be donated to his inevitable psychological treatment.) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20ff77af8399.gif
this and a cold beer and a long night and wwwwe're cooking