folykl darane
@freakNasty
if you were wondering where ive been i fell in a hole earlier and got stuck and i am continuing to be stuck in the aforementioned hole. dont try to look for me though im navigating my way out through a series of underground tunnel systems
Oww oww oww, OWwWwWwWw, ooh! (Uh) #MayICome
NRUNO WERE COMING FOR YOU STAY STRONG PLEASE
i survived light one of #eridanwwwweek and all i got wwwwas this hangover and folykls autograph on mmmmy forehead #substances
【 Hello, slackjawed #EridanWeek guests. Would you like to play a game? While you all have been partying and making fools of yourselves, my legislacerators have taken the liberty of grubnapping your precious seadweller - one Eridan Ampora. @caligulasAquarium This troll has inspired a #Movement, but not without making some very fishy business deals along the way. Unfortunately, the party can't go on without him. I'd like to catch and release him, and let you all continue with the festivities. OR I could sell his ganderbulbs on the troll black market, and profit off him the way he has profited off of others. And if that's not enough for you, I've grubnapped Troll Bruno Mars as well! Two for the price of one, what a deal! All I ask for their safe return is that you do me a little favor - Chit #MayICome like lives depend on it. Because they do. The choice is yours, party guests. Will you beg? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/45c95e419319.png 】
YOU CAN KEEP ERIDAN BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE TROLL BRUNO BACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWEEEE #MAYICOME
dont worry guys the REAL #eridanweek merch you all wanted (mine) is hitting the shelves for all you desperate saps plus it comes pre-stained with mysterious substances https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_158A55E871D5-1.jpeg
are the myster1ous substances l1ke... deadly...?
Ok man what does the humble rolly polly have to do with my good friend eridan.
if youre hungry and want a bowl of slop just let me know if you want it thick or thin (or spiked) and i will make it for you but do not ask me about the ingredients i will not tell you #eridanweek
>([waiter t#eres a sense of doom in my slop]
im down. slop me up slUdgE girl
can I get mine with some extra sense of doom? I want what that first guy is having #doomSlop mew~ 💖✨
put a condom on your 3ar and fuck what you h3ard about m3 #n2fw
[|||] sticking it in the ear sounds weird but also really hot,,, #nsfw
[|||] well excuuuuuuse me for enjoying some spiked slop!!! where is folykl anyways,,, i gotta give back her funnel,,, @freaknasty come get your funnel
Batten the hatches and prep your bling! The world isnt ready to gander your official skaianet sponsored #eridanweek SWWAG (super wowing wearable authorized garments) as you tear through the crowds and turn up to your favorite transdimensional trollian artists! The fun isnt over when the festivities conclude keep donning your duds and swinging from the rafters in these funky tees commemorating ERIDAY1. Ordering online?? Use coupon code RUMBLETHURS10 for 10% off your purchase! For 10% off of physical retailers unload your ammunition into one of our handy rounds disposal jars and keep on keeping on as you rejoin the frisk of this kittyfray. (All proceeds from troll bruno mars commemorative tees will be donated to his inevitable psychological treatment.) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20ff77af8399.gif
I wouldnt deprive a lady of her ability to self market bro its the 21st century thats just archaic.
OfficiAl #eridanweek psa: if sOmethIng bad hAppEns to yOU AftEr EatIng the folykl slop yOU are a pussy and its yOUr fAUlt
just sold our last grubdog so if you snoozed you losed
dear hungry individuals dont even worry about this come find me ill get you set up with nutritious and filling SLOP in a bowl
[|||] thinking about sharing my drink with folykl, high proof and high sugar though,,, might get wild~
[|||] hey @freaknasty do you wanna drink??? cool if you don't, i'm gonna do some shots~
im gonna use it to make an alcoholic variety of the gruel im peddling
if anyone is feeling a bit peckish at #eridanweek dont worry i brought enough to share https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0401.jpeg
your next event at #eridanweek should be a cooking workshop i think. teach everyone the ways of the sludge.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ thats just some.. Slop, huh? ]
[|||] partaking in the goop with @freaknasty this is like some goooooourmet shit actually???
i tried to tell yall to start eatin gruel wit the fools