https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: Would you make out with Roxy Lalonde sloppy style ANSWER: What? What. I don't. You want... Of all the preposterous- insufferable- INTENTIONALLY INFLAMMATORY- THIS IS OBVIOUSLY MEANT TO INCITE SOME SORT OF- WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK ME THAT? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ANSWER THAT? YOU OBVIOUSLY WANT TO COMPLICATE MY PERFECTLY WHOLESOME FRIENDSHIPS. THIS BORDERS ON SOCIAL SABOTAGE. YOU WANT ME TO SAY SOMETHING TO EMBARRASS MYSELF. WELL, GUESS WHAT, BUCKARONI! NO FUCKING DICE! I BELIEVE YOU WILL FIND AS FAR AS MAINTAINING COMPOSURE GOES, I AM SIMPLY THE BEST THERE IS!!!!!
Don't ever say that to me again.
Well, yes, obviously.
,,,wHAT IF THAT IS WHERE tAVVY, cOMES FROM AND HE IS JUST, nAMED AFTER HIS COOL AUNT, wHO ASSISTED IN THE B1RTHING PROCESS?
OF ALL THE SPECULATIVE ORIGINS OF TAVROS CROCKER, I SINCERELY DOUBT THAT HE IS THE RESULT OF A LESBIAN ENTANGLEMENT!!!!!
i WOULD PULL THAT FAT BABY, fROM YOUR LOINS AS THOUGH i WERE, hELPING A PRIZED DAIRY COW, cOUNTY FAIR RIBBON WINNING AND ALL, gIVE BIRTH TO A BEAUTIFUL AND HEALTHY CALF, uSING ALL OF MY VETERINARY KNOW-HOW,
... I don't know how, but I cherish you beyond the scope of human language in this moment.
,,,i THINK i MIGHT CRY, i CARE FOR YOU DEEPLY, jANE, }:')