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I am a g.o°o.d citizen
is it fucked up that s0metimes i miss the v0ices in my head? this thing is t00 empty s0metimes.
< behold my ultimate weapon > < a random credit card to buy overpowered dlc items > < your days are numbered and your loot will be worth it > >
｢kekekeke~~ someone described megane-san's smexiness to anata.( ´∀｀)σ)∀`)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: smexy means somuch sexy!!!]
@PROSPITIANMONARCH WHYH ARE YOIU DSO PRWTTY
OKAY. BUT. SHE ATE MY FUCKING SOUL. AND NOW SHE'S PLAYING WITH MY GUY. SO EVEN IF I LEAVE A SMOKING CRATER. WHERE THE CASTLE USED TO BE. (WHICH WOULD BE INADVISABLE. AS IT WOULD LEAVE ME DOWN ONE LOYAL STAN. AND MY NUMBERS. ARE FRANKLY NOT FANTASTIC. OUTSIDE THE FAITHFUL.) MY RAINBOWDRINKER. IN THE GAME. WOULD NOT BE VICTORIOUS. WITHOUT LIVING PLAYERS. TO DEFEAT. I FEAR. HUMBLING AS IT MAY BE. MY BEST HOPE. AND THE CLOSEST I CAN COME. TO TOTAL VICTORY. IS PRAYING THAT MY #ALPHABEAST #NOSFERATUBUILD. WILL CARRY THE @FREAKNASTY BITCH TO THE ENDGAME. THUS VALIDATING MY GUY. IN THE GAME. AND MY #TACTICS AND #STRATEGY. IN THE REAL.
⊹₊˚{ okaaaay, @freakNasty! the cuffs are off now! }^o^{ }^3^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ ....do you want to stay + finish the round though? }ó3ò{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
thats what she would have said if she were still here X(
She just wants to wash you then release you. So be thankful. -_-
>TELL HER IT'S YOUR FREEDOM OR I AM LIQUIFYING EVERY BEDAZZLED HYDRO FLASK I COME ACROSS
⊹₊˚{ im a what }.3.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Quit posting in the bath. You're picking up some bad habits from this rando.
This is literally s.o° cutes the .o°nly shame is I can n.o°t be a part .o°f this
You and me both, sister. °ﾟº❍｡🧽 へ ⊹ ❍ ૮ - ՛ ) ࣪❍˖ ❍ / ⁻ ⸝⸝⸝| ⋆｡ ⊹° 乀 (ˍ, ل ل º⊹｡ Deworming in progress. -DS
THAT'S YOUR HOSTAGE. I MIGHT BE A LYING. HIVEWRECKING. HARLOT WHORE. BUT I WOULD NEVER PRESUME. TO TELL A FELLOW #BOSSBEAST. HOW TO HANDLE HER PRISONER. THAT SAID. SHE DOES NOT SEEM TO BE VERY MISERABLE. PERHAPS SHE IS USED TO THE CURRENT ROSTER OF INDIGNITIES. IF YOU WANTED TO TRY SOMETHING NEW. IT APPEARS SHE HAS NEVER BEFORE BRUSHED HER KERATIN STRANDS.
⊹₊˚{ you know, fotily, if you want i can even unchain you from that generator a little bit! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ unless of course.... our esteemed guest want me to like, not do that }9u9{ <3333 }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ @h+Maid @freakNasty ladies? do you want some more adorabubble little finger foods to share? }^u^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ youre in her dms.... + me? im literally sitting here with her in my l+castle, + were on hour six of settlers of culltan (SEAFARERS EXPANSION OBVIOUSLY }*0*{/) while she ignores your messages }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ lol! }6u6{ #gillgamers #stolehis<> #obvi }˚₊⊹ ࣪
[ A photo post: It's a shellfie! Kidding. It's a selfie, taken by one beaming Hicari, who's doing kissy-fish lips, a peace sign, and a wink. She's leaned over into the personal space of @freakNasty, who looks to be unhappy about the current circumstances and.... wearing handcuffs. Caption: ] ࣪⊹₊˚{ hanging with my new bestieeee! }*u*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ [ #kidnapping ]
࣪⊹₊˚{ @involuntarilyLulzworthy yuuuup. this is totally her hive. i just heard her go EEEEP from behind the door! }>u<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
>you got not even three fucking minutes to take your sorry wader ass back to whatever trench you swam out of before i turn you into fucking FISH STICKS >THINK IM PLAYING? >THEY'LL HAVE TO DRONE STRIKE THE ENTIRE SUBGRUB TO HIDE ANY EVIDENCE OF THE MAGNITUDE OF ASS KICKING I'M ABOUT TO PUT YOU THROUGH ALL AROUND THE FUCKING TOWN
wwwwho's doing wwwwhat to her
࣪⊹₊˚{ call me the sickest roe of the bunch then, girl!!!! }9u9{ }>u<{ }9u9{ }>u<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
>do NOT get all up in this waterlogged bitch's comment section >SHE ISN'T DOING SHIT
>we have grubflakes can you be fucking NORMAL >but also >if you do find some >let me have one lol
I Think Immediately Trying To Reconcile With Her After Immediately Having Served The Finalized Documents Would Be Silly If Not For All The Obvious Reasons Then For The Level Of Bureaucratic Slapstick Id Be Engaging In Maybe I Should Just Try To Avoid Thinking Of Her For The Time Being
Ive Never Done Either Of Those Things Before Are You Sure Theyll Help
And Really Its Not Even Accurate Because Whos Accessory Am I Supposed To Be Now
Its Too Late Its Always Too Late
Please Stop Asking Me Questions Can You All Just Refer To The New Contents Of My Pinned Post Instead Thank You
>mfw the pot is fully making out with the kettle >these mfs are seconds away from achieving object-level singularity through sheer saliva exchange LOLOLOL >newsflash turd-for-pans >the infrastructure of your “game” is running on borrowed resources LOLOLOL >you would be a dried-out twitching husk rattling around in the dirt if i wasn't periodically tossing bones your direction >practically a muh muh muhtafuckinnn mIrAcLe away from sainthood >frankly i think i've earned a LITTLE preferential treatment at this point >KEEO TALKING SMACK THOUGH LOLOLOL >next time you beg for a lil bit of juice >YOURE GONNA HAVE TO WORK FOR IT LOLOLOL
>cannot believe the caliber of misfortune i've been assigned by sheer coincidence >shackled night after night to a groddy deteriorated stooge whose primary talent is annihilating my vibes and LEAVING ME DRY >genuinely unparalleled at getting me off my game >imagine if you possessed even a fraction of that same aptitude when it came to actually GETTING ME OFF >worst part is i cannot even claim the significantly funnier tragedy of being cursed with some deranged sicko desperate to be rails-to-pail >all i've got is a rail that FAILS LOLOLOL
>typing type shit like the last time i tried gooping in the comfort of my own hive i didn't have a certain PARASITE getting on my NUBBLES about it >"EWWW KUPRUM IT'S GETTING ON THE WALLS YOU FUCK" >ok bubby >YOU DON'T STAND FOR SHIT
-=[ uusinggyiur osionics for 5 hhrs straightisntb a joke_☺]=-
im battery scrounging again im just gonna fall asleep in the alleyway everything is fumbled by kantan
I must endure an entire day of this? Ough
You Dont Get One I Already Made The Post For You And So I Consider Any Alleged Debts Of Mine To Be Paid In Full
I'm n.o°t d.o°ing that I am gingerly and carefully pickin thr.o°ugh finding salvage
I w.o°uld n.o°t g.o° that far but sure
No. Please. No. NO. I can't. I CANNOT go on without WALL-E. I need him alive and well. He is everything to me. You can't do this to one of the few good things ← in this world. Don't plunge my world in darkness. You are so much better than this. I believe in you. Please. PLEASE.
To Seek Is To Suffer Kanaya To Want Nothing Is Bliss
(oKAY UMM, sICKFIC FOR MY FRIEND aRADIA, @ARCHIVEaDDICT, uMM, tO ANYONE READING MAYBE JUST,,, lOOK AT THE TAGS FIRST, tHIS ONE KIND OF GOT AWAY FROM ME, iT IS DEFINITELY VERY,,, nOT SAFE FOR ANY WORKING ENVIRONMENT AND, mAYBE NOT SAFE IF YOU HAVE RECENTLY, hAD SOME WATER?) yOU'RE IN A bEFORAN CULLHIVE. yOU'VE BEEN DEEMED UNABLE TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, oN ACCOUNT OF BEING WHEELCHAIR BOUND, bUT THE SYSTEM HASN'T YET FOUND YOU A SUITABLE CULLER. iT'S A PRETTY GOOD GIG. tHE ONLY PROBLEM IS THE hEAD nURSE: lAMPLADY sWANSONG. sHE'S,,, dOTING. sMOTHERING. wHEN YOU FIRST GOT HERE YOU HAD TO CONVINCE HER TO LET YOU DRESS YOURSELF. tHEN TO BRUSH YOUR OWN TEETH, tO PREPARE YOUR OWN MEALS, eVEN TO BATHE YOURSELF. yOU FELT BAD TELLING HER NO, sHE SEEMED SO GENUINELY CRESTFALLEN THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT HER HELP, bUT YOU HAD *SOME* DIGNITY TO RETAIN. jUST BECAUSE YOU'RE IN A WHEELCHAIR DOESN'T MAKE YOU A WIGGLER, aFTER ALL. eXCEPT. yOU CAUGHT A BUG. yOU'VE BEEN HACKING AND COUGHING AND SNEEZING FOR NIGHTS NOW, aND YOU'VE BEEN QUARANTINED TO KEEP FROM INFECTING THE OTHER RESIDENTS. yOUR ONLY CONTACT WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD HAS BEEN sWANSONG. sHE'S BEEN GIDDY TO FINALLY GET A CHANCE TO SHOWER YOU WITH AFFECTION, aND YOU CAN'T EVEN ARGUE WITH HOW WEAK YOU FEEL. iT'S A STRUGGLE TO EVEN GET OUT OF LOUNGEPLANK. yOU HAVE A BUTTON YOU CAN PRESS TO CALL HER, iF YOU NEED SOME WATER, oR TO ASK HER TO PUT SOMETHING ON YOUR tv (FOR SOME REASON THE REMOTE ALWAYS ENDS UP OUT OF REACH), oR TO HELP WITH YOUR ABLUTIONS. uSUALLY SHE COMES WITHIN A MINUTE BUT,,, tONIGHT IT SEEMS SHE'S BEEN IGNORING YOU. yOU SNAPPED AT HER LAST NIGHT, dURING DINNER. yOU'VE NEEDED HER HELP EVEN TO EAT, sURE, bUT IT MADE YOUR EARS BURN TO HEAR HER COOING AND HUMMING AND MAKING TRAIN NOISES AS SHE BROUGHT THE SPOON FROM YOUR SOUP TO YOUR MOUTH. yOU JERKED YOUR HEAD AWAY, mAKING HER SPILL IT ONTO YOUR SHEETS, bUT YOU DIDN'T CARE. yOU YELLED AT HER BEST YOU COULD WITH YOUR HOARSE VOICE, tELLING HER NOT TO TREAT YOU LIKE A WIGGLER, tHAT YOU WEREN'T CULLED YET, tHAT YOU DESERVED RESPECT. sHE REMAINED SILENT. wHEN YOU WERE FINISHED SHE NODDED, qUIETLY FED YOU THE REST OF YOUR SOUP, tHEN LEFT YOU ALONE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. yOU FELT GOOD ABOUT WHAT YOU'D ACCOMPLISHED, bUT THAT WAS YESTERDAY, aND NOW IT'S NOW. yOU HAVE AN HOUR OR SO TO BREAKFAST, aND,,, yOU HAVEN'T, wELL, *GONE* SINCE YESTERDAY. tHERE'S AN UNCOMFORTABLE PRESSURE BUILDING, eNOUGH TO MAKE YOU SQUIRM AND PRESS YOUR THIGHS TOGETHER TO TRY TO ASSUAGE IT, bUT NOTHING HELPS. tRY AS YOU MIGHT YOU CAN BARELY SIT UP, lET ALONE MAKE IT TO YOUR CHAIR TO WHEEL YOURSELF TO THE BATHROOM. iN FACT, yOU DON'T EVEN SEE YOUR CHAIR. yOU HIT THE BUTTON, oVER AND OVER, iT KEEPS LIGHTING UP AND DINGING, bUT SHE NEVER COMES. yOUR MOUTH IS DRY. eVERY SLIGHT MOVEMENT, eVERY BREATH, iT ALL SETS OFF YOUR NERVE ENDINGS, rEMINDS YOU OF WHAT YOU'RE FEELING DOWN BELOW. yOUR BULGE IS RESTLESS, iT KNOWS YOU HAVE TO GO, bUT IT KNOWS YOU CAN'T HERE, nOT ALL OVER YOURSELF, nOT IN BED. tIME MARCHES ON. yOU CAN FEEL YOUR PUSHERBEAT IN YOUR BLADDER. yOU'VE GIVEN UP TRYING TO CALL ON nURSE sWANSONG. yOU JUST WAIT. yOU'RE ALREADY BABBLING HALFWAY THROUGH THE DOOR OPENING. yOU'RE APOLOGIZING, tRYING NOT TO CRY, bEGGING HER TO HELP YOU TO THE BATHROOM SO SHE CAN GO. sHE LAUGHS LIGHTLY, hER VOICE DEEP LIKE TINTED GLASS. sHE SLOWLY MAKES HER WAY TOWARDS YOUR BED, sWAYING HER HIPS, tRAY OF BREAKFAST IN HAND. sHE SITS DOWN BESIDE YOU. sHE TELLS YOU IT'S TIME TO EAT. yOU CAN GO ONCE YOU'VE FINISHED. yOU TRY TO EXPLAIN YOU CAN'T WAIT, bUT SHE TUT TUTS AND CUTS YOU OFF. sHE SHOWERS YOU WITH CONDESCENDING PRAISE AS SHE CUTS YOUR WAFFLES INTO SMALL PIECES FOR YOU. yOU'RE READY TO DO ANYTHING JUST TO MAKE HER TAKE YOU TO THE BATHROOM. yOU'RE NOT PREPARED FOR THE WAY SHE LEANS FAR, fAR OVER YOU, hER CHEST HANGING OVER YOUR FACE, aS SHE FEEDS YOU. yOU CAN'T EVEN TRY TO ARGUE AS SHE PATS YOUR CHEEK AND SAYS YOU'RE DOING SO GOOD AND SHE'S MAKING THE TRAIN NOISES AGAIN. yOU TRY TO SAY SOMETHING, bUT SHE CUTS YOU OFF. iF YOU'RE GOING TO REFER TO HER, yOU HAVE TO BE POLITE. sHE INSTRUCTS YOU ON HOW TO REFER TO HER BY TITLE. yES nURSE. nO nURSE. yES MA'AM, nO MA'AM. yOUR FACE FLUSHES AND YOU WRIGGLE AROUND AS THE PRESSURE ONLY GROWS AND GROWS. yOU EAT YOUR BREAKFAST AND DRINK YOUR ORANGE JUICE LIKE A GOOD LITTLE CULLEE. sHE TELLS YOU AS MUCH. yOU CAN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER. yOU TELL HER AS MUCH. sHE LAUGHS AGAIN. sHE RUNS HER HAND DOWN YOUR ARM, tHEN CLASPS YOURS, tANGLING YOUR FINGERS. sHE SAYS YOU MAY GO IF YOU DO SOMETHING FOR HER. iF YOU CAN SAY JUST FOUR LITTLE WORDS. sHE WHISPERS THEM IN YOUR EAR AND YOU NEARLY PASS OUT. yOU CAN'T. yOU'RE BEGGING HER. yOU USE THE TITLES, yOU'RE TEARING UP FROM SHAME, yOU'RE TRYING TO GET UP YOURSELF BUT SHE CAN HOLD YOU DOWN WITH JUST A HAND ON YOUR CHEST. sHE SLOWLY SLIDES IT DOWN YOUR BODY. yOU GASP WHEN SHE STOPS JUST UNDER YOUR STOMACH, tHEN WHINE WHEN SHE GENTLY PUSHES DOWN. yOU WON'T DO IT. yOU HAVE YOUR DIGNITY. yOU'RE AN ADULT. sHE PRESSES HER PALM DOWN, jUST A LITTLE HARDER, aS HER FINGERS BRUSH AGAINST YOUR CROTCH. aLL YOUR UNCONSCIOUS BODILY FUNCTIONS BELOW THE WAIST WORK JUST FINE, aS MUCH AS YOUR CONSCIOUS ONES DON'T. yOU CRY OUT FOR SOMEBODY, aNYBODY. sHE RUBS HER THUMB SOOTHINGLY ACROSS THE BACK OF YOUR PALM, tHEN LEANS DOWN TO KISS YOUR FOREHEAD. sHE SAYS PLEASE. yOU CAN'T. yOU CAN'T. yOU CAN'T. tHERE'S A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. tHAT SHOCK IT ALL IT TAKES. tHE DAM BREAKS. aLL YOUR SELF-CONTROL SHATTERS AS YOU EMPTY YOUR BLADDER ALL OVER YOURSELF, aLL OVER THE BED, lIKE THE WIGGLER YOU ARE. sHE COOS SO SWEETLY AS YOU WHINE, sHE SWEETLY TELLS THE INTERLOPER TO LEAVE, sHE PULLS HER HAND AWAY FROM YOUR GROIN TO GENTLY SHOOSHPAP YOU. sHE WAS RIGHT. sHE WAS ALWAYS RIGHT. jUST LOOK AT YOU. yOU NEED HER TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. yOU NEED HER. yOU NEED YOUR,,, yOU LOOK UP AT HER WITH TEARY EYES, tHE PRESSURE FINALLY GONE, rELIEF AND SHAME AND ADORATION AND FEAR ALL MIXING INTO SOMETHING IMPOSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE. aND ONLY NOW CAN YOU SAY WHAT SHE ASKED. "i LOVE YOU mOMMY." (TAGS: rEADER/lAMPLADY sWANSONG, #OMORASHI, #bATHROOMpLAY, sICKFIC, #NSFW, #NSFWE, bEFORAN CULLING, tOXIC CULLING DYNAMICS, tOXIC PALE DYNAMICS, aBLEISM, #ABUSE, mEDICAL ABUSE, nURSE OUTFIT, cULLHIVE SETTING, mOMMY KINK, tHANKS HUMANS FOR THAT ONE, hERE COMES THE TRAIN, nO BETA READER WE PEE OURSELVES LIKE WE'RE BEING bEFORAN STYLE CULLED, i'M NEW TO THIS PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT ELSE i SHOULD TAG, #RANKBAIT, gET WELL SOON!, aRCHIVE rATING: m)
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I Have Never Once Intended To Touch "A Vape" Let Alone Hit It In My Entire Life
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO I DO *NOT* I WOULD NOT TOUCH YOU IF MY PRONGSTUBS WERE WRAPPED IN TRIPLE LAYER ACID-PROOF SURGICAL GLOVES YOU FETID FESTERING *PEST* HELL FUCKING NO
>LOLOLOLOL >fueling my fugly machine with nectar of the gods
I Dont Think Ive Ever Heard You Say Something Like This Before Please Dont Lie
They can barely handle me at my baseline.
>> 4½ ?
> https://www.image2url.com/r2/default/images/1776292572606-860e811d-f59f-4a1d-942a-570960ee066a.png
> https://www.image2url.com/r2/default/images/1776223290714-f830fad9-ef2c-431a-bcac-898a463759d6.jpg
I Dont Understand You Are Confusing Me What Is This
what even are those in the middLe? grub dogs LoL?
(Woodland sprite fires written by me!) Devious jaunts spit in beats so wicked / they try to hold me back but i just stay kicking / tiptoe through the tulips like my name was tiny tim / casting magic spells on the flora on my whim! / Never have you met a better fella- take a hike / they ought to call me frosty with my chill on the corn cob mic! / if i was a gnome id want to live someone warm / would you still love me if i was a worm??
What was your favorite part of #eridanweek? ❤️ - RUMBLE NIGHT ♠️ - IWANTCANDY NIGHT ♦️ - TROLL LADY GAGA ♣️ - THE CRUCIFIXION
Oww oww oww, OWwWwWwWw, ooh! (Uh) #MayICome
>taking freaky ass pills just to settle my aggravation sponge >when voidrot is free
>fuck where is my moirail >need to let off charge >tfw nug is about to burst
>this video surfaced of buckks ellone stuck inside a backpack
>oh DAAAARLIIIIING @freakNasty https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1774491015778-e018a8f0-6109-4718-ac94-d229e441b85a.jpg
this and a cold beer and a long night and wwwwe're cooking
>youre such a spineless loser she put so much work into that title and here you are spitting it out
[1 <3 = 1 fact about the account owner] [10 <> = 1 pic of account owner]
>moirail sapping my energy too fucking hard >my bulges came off #nsfw
>hello. i have recently made a meme with wojaks where you are the seething/crying wojak and im the cool wojak. you know, with the beard and hair. anyways, unfortunately i cannot show you this meme because it will blow your fucking bulge off
>BABY PLEASE https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1774321843503-f066a088-24a7-4b9a-89b9-72f71d4bdae4.png
>eating good tonight https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/904493297056219147/1343723049056211097/IMG_9939.jpg