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gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png
i have never been to a seadweller music festival celebration before or really anything like this ever but there is nothing that would ever keep me from seeing three oiled up men rolling around in a ring together especially if i get a chair to sit and watch nervously clutching my trembling knees while the threesome takes place #imcoming and #imreadytorumble at #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, fisting imminent, archive rating: M)
Y.o°u are s.o° c.o°o.l
Thank you for tuning into #eridanweek night two. Our headliner for tomorrow evening will be @mcQ ! We're NOT OKAY at #eridanweek !
... Ahem. Both Eridan Prime and Troll Bruno Mars have been successfully recovered from the clutches of the nefarious skank haunting my venue. The perimeter is now open for those of you who would like to roam the grounds. Crockercorp drones have been recalled. All attendees of #eridanweek are now entitled to one free deep-fried triple glazed cinnamon honey butter stick. Thank you for your patience. And now. Troll Bruno Mars.
that's one excuse to take mmmmy shirt off in your commmmpany
Ok man what does the humble rolly polly have to do with my good friend eridan.
[|||] putting down a pre-order before i get down and dirty~
i'll take 5
are the myster1ous substances l1ke... deadly...?
can I get mine with some extra sense of doom? I want what that first guy is having #doomSlop mew~ 💖✨
[|||] i think i drank too much spiked slop because @freaknasty is like, sparkling right now??? and also has like, 4 arms,,,
[|||] well excuuuuuuse me for enjoying some spiked slop!!! where is folykl anyways,,, i gotta give back her funnel,,, @freaknasty come get your funnel
TH3 THR34T 0F D34TH 1S 4DM1TT3DLY H4LF TH3 4LLUR3 TH3 0TH3R H4LF 1S TH3 L0V3LY @freakNasty
Let your freak flag fly as they say.
I wouldnt deprive a lady of her ability to self market bro its the 21st century thats just archaic.
Batten the hatches and prep your bling! The world isnt ready to gander your official skaianet sponsored #eridanweek SWWAG (super wowing wearable authorized garments) as you tear through the crowds and turn up to your favorite transdimensional trollian artists! The fun isnt over when the festivities conclude keep donning your duds and swinging from the rafters in these funky tees commemorating ERIDAY1. Ordering online?? Use coupon code RUMBLETHURS10 for 10% off your purchase! For 10% off of physical retailers unload your ammunition into one of our handy rounds disposal jars and keep on keeping on as you rejoin the frisk of this kittyfray. (All proceeds from troll bruno mars commemorative tees will be donated to his inevitable psychological treatment.) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20ff77af8399.gif
OfficiAl #eridanweek psa: if sOmethIng bad hAppEns to yOU AftEr EatIng the folykl slop yOU are a pussy and its yOUr fAUlt
ohhh my god this fucks. this is IncrediblE. best mEAl IvE had all fUckIn wIpE.
i am not takin any responsibility wwhatsoevver for wwhat happens to you if you imbibe random slop #psa #eridanwweek
im down. slop me up slUdgE girl
>([waiter t#eres a sense of doom in my slop]
[|||] #gettingdrunkontheslop #gruelfools
[|||] make sure to taste test a bowl, so we can be drunk together we'll be the real gruel fools~
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ thats just some.. Slop, huh? ]
good afternoon everyone!
hi vriska! :)
[|||] i'll eat gruel with you, but you're no fool,,, ,,,now here comes the funnel~ :]
people aren't talking enough about "leave nothing but a trail of poop" #folyklflowwww #eridanwwwweek
swwwwoon i'mmmm never cleaning the grease off mmmmy glasses agaib
i survived light one of #eridanwwwweek and all i got wwwwas this hangover and folykls autograph on mmmmy forehead #substances
haha thanks! i try.
✿ 𖥧 see 𖧧he bladed cyl𖥧nder 𖥧s w❦rk𖥧ng well ✿
your next event at #eridanweek should be a cooking workshop i think. teach everyone the ways of the sludge.
[|||] you wanna like, feed it to me maybe??? i'll feed some to you too~
Hey, #chittr! Catch me at #eridanweek. 305 to Worldwide!daleee
Are you #bouncingonit at #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28c0852979c4.png
on my way to go bOuncE on it. rEAlly ExcitEd. #EridAnwEEk
I would never, baby (Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Hey, girl... (Ooh) I think you might be a lil confused to see me (Girl) The Maid of Life brought me baaaaack, -ack #GodWasShowingOff
Has anybody seen Roxy (Roxy)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Yeah I did- hah- hah. Not a performance without kissing a random ptitsa in the crowd. ]
thank god i put text to speech into that microphone.
>([#rec#it #folkylflow #eridanweek t#is is outrig#t napalm]
mmmmother of fuck
this is so fucking awesome.
ooh k1ll 1t... get em... get em... k1ll 1t... yuh yuh
i hav feelings for u
F0LYKL D4R4N3 SIGN3D MY RUMBL3SPH3R3S 4T #3RID4NW33K
Who Is Ready Fpr My Performance At #eridanweek 💃🎂
Judging by the crowd, you have acquired yourself a whole greasy scalpful.
dont mEAn to brag but folykl got me into #eridanweek so we're pretty chill hAhA
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek https://files.catbox.moe/hkea8e.png @freakNasty ]
A resounding thank you to @freakNasty for a performance rivaling even the greats of our generation. Comment below or react to this post if you'd like to formally apply to become a Folykl Darane SUPERFAN. *Folykl Darane superfans may be tasked with cadaver removal and extraction duties prior to attending the OFFICIAL ERIDAN WEEK NIGHT ONE AFTERPARTY.
HELL YEAH!
JUST HEARD A CONCERNINGLY LOUD SOUND FROM OUTSIDE THE VENUE. I HOPE NOBODY WAS HURT!
@freakNasty please do not forget to talk about poop at #eridanweek.
@kingofPop Has been removed from the roster of performers for #eridanweek. THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING! INSTEAD, PLEASE ENJOY THE MUSICAL STYLINGS OF @freakNasty !!! OUR NEW #ERIDANWEEK HEADLINER!
Anything you want, girl (girl) I only got eyes for you (you)
>([t#is is literally straig#t flames my s#it is exploding t#e w#ole site t#e w#ole #eridanweek venue boutta go down]
>([t#ey tried to stop a demon but youre #ere]
hell fucking yes. i can hear you from several miles away, you are good to go.
You're evverything, girl (Evverything girl)
fuck yes dUdE yOurE the best. i'll get yOU a vIoletbloOd's car bAttEry for yOUr trOublE
can we get a sEcOnd show in the pArkIng lot. lOooooooAds of pEoplE OUt hErE. yOurE mIssIng OUt on lOAds of tIckEt sAlEs.
looking forward to it!
And when you smile The whole world stops and stares for a while
i will zap one over for you pronto.
i hope you will get up on stage and share your poop wisdom with us there.
they havve tried to keep this from happenin they tried to suppress #eridanwweek but youre all here you came
Players! #eridanweek
That is what clubs are f.o°r I think y.o°u are trying t.o° mediate whatever the heck is being said t.o° y.o°u t.o° pull .o°ut meaning and understandiing
No!!! No You Will Not That Is Simply Outrageous Sorry That Will Not Be Happening
You Look A Wipe Away From Death Im Sorry But I Cannot Sit Idly By While You Waste Away Connected To Some Sort Of Mmorpg
need a wwwwhiff of wwwwhat youre cooking. badly
You Will Be Dealt With This Is Not Going To Continue To Fly
[|||] i know someone (other than meeeeee) who would love you,,,
You Need More Than This Where Are The Vegetables
The Forbidden Substance??? As prophecy foretold???
you got a wwwway of jummmmbling mmmmy letters
yeah I've got hobbies. not to brag but theyre 1. your girl 2. you 3. this loungeplank is big enough for the three of us
whitE pEoplE whEn you turn off thE moistcritical
-------------------------- one coin. easily.
it took me nine yeareals to collect the cereals.
>ALL BUBBLE BLOWING WRIGGLERS WILL BE BEATEN SENSELESS BY EVERY ABLE-BODIED PATRON AT THE BAR
in my grain entrapment era 🥰😍😊
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ saw a pretty woman and got a #boner! #nsfw #ineedtocullmyself ]
[|||] i saw the waffle hive dumping some mysterious slop today, but it actually had a decent smell,,, i think it might interest you,,,
^^i think i haVe one of those!^^ ^^a treasured gift from me to You~ i hope it's useful!^^
✿ 𖥧f 𖥧 recall c❦rrec𖧧ly, w𖥧𖧧h a bladed 𖧧ube y❦u can 𖧧urn any𖧧h𖥧ng 𖥧n𖧧❦ puree. s❦ 𖧧ru𖧧hfully, 𖧧he ❦nly l𖥧m𖥧𖧧 𖥧s y❦ur wan𖧧 ✿
fucking awesome post.
but i wwill followw
PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: After much deliberation, my team and I have elected to award @archiveAddict with the Presidential Medal of Honor for their hard work in the Yaoi and Yuri industry. They have been working hard, and I am delighted to be able to award them this honor. Congratulations, Rankmaid!
#thebeautifullouse
hashtag, your sludge.
thank you.
wwwwrite, nap, wwwwrite, read, wwwwrite, nap, pick up dinner, put mmmmy frond into sticky hole, nap, wwwwrite, read,
just had some macaroni and cheese. hashtag my cheese.
✿ presen𖧧a𖧧𖥧❦n may be lack𖥧ng, bu𖧧 sus𖧧enance 𖥧s all 𖧧ha𖧧 ma𖧧𖧧ers ✿
Another visit to the trough i see!
and i've got a couple orifices ready wwwwilling and able for you. need i say mmmmore?
re fuckin chitt brother
>taking freaky ass pills just to settle my aggravation sponge >when voidrot is free
meemaw loves you all enven if.you all disgust her
shawty wanna fuck shawty likes it rough and shes got a big oily but a big round wet mcmuffin shawty got sexual techniques and a big round oily butt goosebumps on booty cheeks i wanna bust a nut #nsfw #nsfwe #lyricsposting
@freakNasty >gamgam said we can spend 50000000 on gacha
>this video surfaced of buckks ellone stuck inside a backpack
iit take2 a great deal of energy two keep thii2 gamer phy2iique. a2 ii'm wriitiing thii2 my back only grow2 biigger and more peckii2h.
[|||] some people frown upon things like this,,,i do not. i wouldn't do it myself but like, i won't get upset if you wanna do it
[|||] your substance looks like watered down applesauce,,, i'd probably have some too
that's what life is all ab0ut baby.
\/\/\/\/hat in Her Imperious Condescension’s Armoire did ye just bark at me, ye scur\/\/y bilgerat? I’ll ha\/\/e ye kno\/\/\/\/ I be the meanest Orphaner this side o' port, and I’\/\/e led numerous raids on lo\/\/\/\/blood lusii, and assassinated a thousand suitors. I be trained in hit-and-run orphaning and be the deadliest \/\/\/\/ith a riflekind of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ s\/\/\/\/ag. I’ll ha\/\/e yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like ne\/\/er been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your ne\/\/\/\/fangled computing de\/\/ice? Think t\/\/\/\/ice on that, scally\/\/\/\/ag. As \/\/\/\/e parley I be contacting my secret net\/\/\/\/ork o’ sailors across the sea and yer port is being tracked right no\/\/\/\/ so ye better prepare for the typhoon, \/\/\/\/ee\/\/il. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll \/\/\/\/ipe ye off the map. Ye’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail any\/\/\/\/here, in any \/\/\/\/aters, and can kill ye in o’er se\/\/en hundred \/\/\/\/ays, and that be just \/\/\/\/ith me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line \/\/\/\/ith a cutlass, but I ha\/\/e an entire mariner fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to \/\/\/\/ipe yer arse off o’ the \/\/\/\/orld, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to kno\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/hat de\/\/ilish \/\/\/\/rath your jibe \/\/\/\/as about to incur, ye might ha\/\/e belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and no\/\/\/\/ ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all o\/\/er ye and ye’ll dro\/\/\/\/n in the depths o’ it. Ye'r G'l'bgolyb food no\/\/\/\/. #poetry #nsf\/\/\/\/\/\/ #noticemeempress #funny #minionmemes
✿ 𖧧hen 𖥧 see n❦ 𖥧ssue, feas𖧧 away ✿
Yes bro my fresh bowl of sputum thank heavens you got some too.
are y~u, by any chance, an impaled ~bl~ng meat pr~duct?
watching every0ne else h0rnyp0st when y0u're n0t in the m00d sucks. i wish y0u w0uld all bl0w up instead.
INCREDIBLE post.
"⠀" trollbama stood frozen. "p-... peanut. we cant do this again. you keep giving me the run around. i try to communicate, i try to show you fun, i try to support you, and how am i repayed? you wish death upon me? you think im a terrible president? i sent my daves after you. my daves, peanut." "⠀" trollbama gritted his teeth, tears stinging his eyes. he set his jaw and turned away, breaking eye contact for a moment before looking back at peanuts looming concrete and rebar body before the scraping could continue. trollbama let out a bitter laugh. "that damn scraping." trollbama muttered, rubbing a hand over his eyes languidly. what would he have to do to prove himself? he was a good president. he *knew* he was a good president. trollbama took the first step, oxfords stumbling slightly. how many time's would he have to be the one to take the first step when it came to peanut? "an agreement. i want an agreement." "⠀" trollbama slowly placed one hand in his navy suit pants pocket, the fine cut accentuating the length of his legs as he stood in front of the scp. he nodded his head slowly. "whatever you need, peanut. i want to be the one to give it to you. ive been thinking about you when i shouldnt and-... i've taught you so much, havent i? ive seen what youre capable of. we can start over. you and me. barak trollbama and peanut. i-... i want you to be my vp, peanut. my vice peanut." trollbama lead his hand over peanut's bulbous body, upwards to hold a gentle touch and glide his thumb slowly over his cheek-like-area. he traced further inwards to the place where he'd longed to place his lips for so long, dragging a smooth line over the slit running vertically over peanuts visage. trollbama pulled his hand back slowly, bringing his thumb to his lips to suck at the taste. peanut didnt move. now he was the one who was frozen. (tags: Barak Trollbama/Peanut, troll/monster, forbidden romance, toxic dependency, miscommunication, yearning, #nsfw, vague quad, multichapter, presidential mention, archive rating: M)
"me = mc 2cared" - albert friight2teiin
I also take a swig from my 40.
I'll start enforcing this new law, immediately!
youre in her dms but shes doing evil surgery on me while im strapped on a very cold gurney #evilsurgery
[and we are back] [dont know why i was banned tbh]
>filthy waders need t~o get ~out ~of chittr<
We do!
POINT OF ORDER! if patrix bateman alternian ps*cho saw my business card he would say "my god. it's even grixis." and immediately die
🍌- IF HE GETS TIME OFF HIS SCHEDULE, yeah sure.
0h shit! y0u really had me g0ing f0r a sec0nd there.
im not a fan of #puppeteers but ive a #naggingfear someone else is pulling at the #strings
She's On My Johnson, She Brings My N@me Up Cons7@n7 #nsfw
i'mmmm commmmin wwwwarmmmm stuff
i got 50 bucks and you can have her part timmmme
Gxxd luck!!! There are resxurces everywhere!!! Yxu just need tx lxxk in the right cxrners!!! I knxw yxu'll live!!! :)))
Tx freakNasty... Yes they can!!! It is nxt as if I am talking frxm persxnal experience xf cxurse befxre yxu ask!!! Fxr safety's sake I wxuld recxmmend nxt revealing any persxnal infxrmatixn tx anyxne ever!!! And alsx keep an eye xut xn any xpen areas arxund yxur current place xf respite!!!
WHy this is serious business! dont upset the apple cart on this matter!
You wish to wear your monocle. don your *tie* and your creased *trousers*. twiddle your *handsome* stache! it is time to jump onto your STEAM SHIP good lad! #forcechap #gentlemankink #nsfwe
yOU gOttA block her on EeeeeverythIng i think
POLYCULE WHERE ONE GUY HAS AN (I CAN FIX HIM) MINDSET AND ANOTHER GUY HAS AN (I CAN MAKE HIM WORSE) MINDSET ABOUT THE SAME THIRD GUY. NET ZERO MORAL CHANGE #rechittbutlouder
Solid Snake and Otacon did something together @archiveAddict
her wwwwife has filled her hive wwwwith chintz etc
i also shop there / good choice
this and a cold beer and a long night and wwwwe're cooking
"LOUIZZ, LOUIZZ! WHY I$ YOUR CLA$$ A MAID?" BECAU$E FIERCE I$ FIERCE HUNNI. "GAGGGGG"
iim co2miically obliigaTTed 2 voTTe 4 2-bulb buTT ii TThiink 1-bulb ii2 on2 2omeTThiing
hit chitt lmao
[|||] thank you folykl i'm a big fan,,,
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ CAN I CAN I . NI Mena. i mean. ]
thats sOmE wEIrd ass frEAk shit yOU just AskEd me but it AlsO sOUnds kIndA fUckIn mEtAl. why the hell not
"= i keep it two eye sockets ="
D --> What was the incident at your muscletheatre arena? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4b7ac89bd7fb.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You're a really hard one Folykl... let's see. https://open.spotify.com/track/4llQ1xFQfJyCLPnzVAImVw?si=26b8e9e5964344a3 ]
TThii2 ii2 why ii fuck wiiTTh you, you alway2 keep iiTT real
[|||] you should get a rotisserie cluckbeast badge for this,,,
i'd get so much UsagE OUt of this.
This is a good idea. Thank you for sharing. Ego sum ira Domini.
I'M NOT POLY I JU$T LIKE TO CHEAT
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ so like a powerwasher can actually cull someone ]
how i fEEl blocking EvErybody who dislikEs my posts https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-24_213908445.png
you gotta do what you gotta do lmao
[explaining paradox clones to someone new to chittr] ["so did you ever read the fortnite comics"]
were letting the black mold talk tonight
sometimes a woman is both / that's the fun part
i am totally jaking off to this.
TH3S3 W1NGB34STS 4R3 P1SS1NG M3 OFF 1M TH3 OR1G1N4L T3R3Z1
🍌- TALL STACK of at least 20 WAFFLES!!! I ask for BANANA SLICES and I use both maple syrup AND honey!!!
#tr0llkirkenuinely
TThank you for keepiing u2 2afe from TThe fle2hclone uprii2iing
only if i can have it back later.
:o) -> i would Never abuse substanccces. i Love substanccces
TORLLS GOTTA EAT TROLL GTOTA HAVE HIS SUPPER https://file.garden/acFsRU1bTnG0IbsO/boydinner.jpg
[|||] gives you a car battery
^^*uses light poWers to cast a relatiVelY Weak but noticeable heal*^^
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ me = mc fair! - albert balancestein ]
i'ww keep that in mind! thank you!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ This is true. Happened to me four nights ago. ]
hiouwedfjrsnghjubedrswlazj gbv bjmzeuwadgsxrhgrgreefwnggq1
the unwa2hed ma22e2 flock two beg for a checkmark. true iiqchad2 know that beiing unveriifiied grant2 you more 2tatu2 than any badge could.
[i know something you could spend your time doing]
[quit bein a shitter on chittr] [and come have a lark in FLARP]
i will t8ke such good c8re of it and i will n8Me it jarMbo
can nesben have two
I am exuberant you have managed to locate your pet flea. Well done!
CȯṅGRATULATIȯṅS ȯṅ YȯUR FLėA!!!!!
[1 <3 = 1 fact about the account owner] [10 <> = 1 pic of account owner]
You regurgitate it.
Understandable. I don’t think I’m comfortable with the borrowing of a fry, then. I would rather you take it.
Of course. I just have one question: how can you borrow a fry?
[bro how are you gonna borrow it if it ate]
IS THIS YȯUR FLėA???? https://i.imgur.cȯm/i96ckH6.pṅg
On the left, right by the piece of dirt.
i think in the middle right corner near the back...
Yes, I am the transsexual Rose of this timeline.
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[real FLARPers will recognise this] [legendary] [meta-defining] [weapon] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/adb5b56c2e2a] [.] [png]
Flea, the common name for the order Siphonaptera, includes 2,500 species of small flightless insects that live as external parasites of mammals and birds. Fleas live by ingesting the blood of their hosts. Adult fleas grow to about 3 millimetres (1⁄8 inch) long, are usually dark in color, and have bodies that are "flattened" sideways or narrow, enabling them to move through their hosts' fur or feathers. They lack wings; their hind legs are extremely well adapted for jumping. Their claws keep them from being dislodged, and their mouthparts are adapted for piercing skin and sucking blood. Some species can leap 50 times their body length, a feat second only to jumps made by another group of insects, the superfamily of froghoppers. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flea
I will kėėp my ėyės gluėd ȯpėṅ, wė must sėėk ȯut yȯur bėlȯvėd pėt flėa
[i will keep an eye out] [when i am out FLARPing] [call it a side quest ha ha]
to make an omlet youll have to crack an egg this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist
Yuri is cool.
I will send the FBI.
[never ask a highblood their age] [a teal their salary] [or a piss icarus why they call every long range crit a "kiirkkshot"]
>LOLOLOL i could never get tired of them >chest like a desert >there is nothing there and it is fucking hot
i hAvE 7 car bAtteriEs i can't fit IntO AnythIng
https://i.imgur.com/TICfZoD.png #nsfw
putting tucker ware in the michael wave #winning
FUCK MAN, MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO KILL ANYMORE...MAYBE I JUST WANT TO JEFF..
cønsøle.løg("the abundance øf spread øut brønze balls is a decøy and yøu shøuld føcus øn the øther cølørs sø the brønze can sørt itself øut");
Oh boy, I hope everyone is conducting themselves in an appropriate manner on here.