๐๐๐modest are we?๐๐๐ ๐ซตbestie.........................................................๐ซต ๐ซต๐คจ๐ YOU are telling ME๐ซต ๐๐๐that some FINE FIN FACED CATCH like @aeneasCaldarium logs onto the timeline and publicly announces "you're my favorite MILF" with ALL the tact but pitiable persistence of an unpaid telemarketer dialing random numbers during supper break...๐๐๐ ๐ค...and YOUR response is to issue a โจ (fake) PRESS RELEASEโจ clarifying that you're actually NORMAL?????????๐ค ๐๐ HELLO?????????๐๐ ๐THAT is the MOST BRAND BETRAYING BAD MANAGEMENT i have EVER witnessed!!!! WHERE IS THE SELF-PROMOTION???? WHERE ARE YOUR HIGHER POINTS???๐ โ no "I LOOK KILLER IN GRIPPY SOCKS" โ no "thank you to all my sanepporters OK with my madness" โ no "i'd like to thank the institution that is not an academy" โ not even a LIMITED EDITION merchandise drop???? like 9 commemorative phone number digits????? ๐ฅ๐คinstead we get๐ค๐ฅ "actually i'm sane ๐ค" ๐๐BESTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!๐๐ ๐ฆชif your response to someone catastrophically candidly thirstposting at you, someone you are DROPDEAD INTO and NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT WANTING TO BAG, if your market strategy is to IMMEDIATELY minimize yourself (blegh), reject the implication (why?), and start clearing your own reputation to whitewash in front of the unseen masses with the enthusiasm of an auditor balancing receipts...๐ฆช ๐ฃTHAT ISN'T VANITY.๐ฃ ๐ฃ๐ฃTHAT ISN'T TAKING OR CHUMMING THE BAIT๐ฃ๐ฃ ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃTHAT IS WEAPONIZED MODESTY!!!!!๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ the allegations have NOT been beaten bestie...๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ ๐ซต you NEED to give yourself a chance! you are TOTALLY good enough for Cronus Ampora! in fact i couldn't think of a better match if i tried? stop being shallow! see the guy for his depths!!!! its the least you could do now that youre yknow felt unaffiliated or w/e given the whole badge debacle shebang๐ซต #Chairminglestrangling #LoveIsLove #Shipname #DamnUs #Damanus #DamnAnus #NSFW #WeaponizedHumility #IsNeverWorkplaceAppropriateAttire #NegativeEgoEquity #MILFMarketCrash #BrandDepreciation #ShareholdersDemandConfidence #GoForItDamara #PleaseAcceptAComplimentForOnce #Like #FUCK #CEOlife #GoldBloodGrindset โจ๐๐
๐๐๐kinda funny how like๐๐๐ ๐ค๐ค๐คthree out of the three previous favors i did for you๐ค๐ค๐ค ๐๐ค๐คyour immediate go-to at-the-ready response was to bring them up against your fat free featurelessly washboard ass with a steeper slope than a crashing economy after it invested in $YOU ๐ค๐ค๐ ๐๐ฑ TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: YOUR ASS IS OBSESSED WITH MY EVERYTHING ๐ฒ ๐ฃ๏ธ๐จ๏ธwonder if i said cronus's face was a gift from me to you, you would act similarly, go on a date, and be not my fucking problem anymore๐ฌ๐ฃ๏ธ #Chairminglestrangling #NSFW #Facesitting #Finfacesitting #Finefinfacesitting ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE AND CRYIN.
CAN YOU GET HELMED ALREADY. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN FOR.
๐ซถ๐ซถ๐ซฐ๐ซฐwould that i could, handsome๐ซฐ๐ซฐ๐ซถ๐ซถ ๐คmy fatal flaw is that im too respectful of other people's boundaries (i know!!!) and it wouldn't be up to me alone what damara and i both get up to๐ค ๐๐๐ตher inexperienced windchute would also choke her to a long overdue dusty bitch death if we tried, joint pains would keep her from making this at all interesting for either of us, and that body of hers? flatter than her affect, might as well just drop dead in bed the way she stars at starfishing lol๐ต๐๐ โ๏ธโฃ๐โโ๏ธ there are also OTHER concessions id rather you didn't have to make, my big catch bad bitch hook line and sinker ๐โโ๏ธโฃโ๏ธ ๐๐ซง๐ซงyou are way better off giving damara some pity action, champ!!!! reel her in!!!! i bubblieve in you!!!!!!๐ซง๐ซง๐ #Chairminglestrangling #NSFW #Damnus #Damnanus #CronusXDamara #BROTP #OTP #InvestingHeavilyIn$DAMNUS #๐๐๐ #๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ON TOP OF ALL MANDATORY DISCLOSURES.
๐คโจ๐ sorry unsweetened tea cheeks i make too much ๐โจ๐ค ๐๐๐ filed an exemption ๐๐๐ ๐คฒ๐๐ these hands of mine are a gift to alternian society, and i legally cant be requisitioned for some goofy ass rinky dink space rocket ๐๐๐คฒ ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐunderstandably you, achievement challenged, competency deficient in diet, and as i am starting to learn, anally retentive, could never know what thats like ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ ๐but hey maybe doc can misdiagnose you as worth someone's time before you're all out of yours? yknow, as a joke๐ #Chairminglestrangling #LOL #LMAO #CouldNOTHelpMyself #GottaHandItToYou #YouReallyKnowHowToMakeAGuyGoAllOut ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
FUCK DO YOU MEAN. INEXPERIENCED.
๐๐๐having sex with anything that survived to adulthood = / = having GOOD ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ SEX ever in your entire lifespan ๐๐๐ ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐbut again๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ ๐ซต๐ซตyou wouldn't know๐ซต๐ซต #Chairminimizestrangling #TheOnlyVirginToEverHaveSex #IsOneDAMARAMEGIDO. ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
OK GRANDPA. LET'S GET YOU YOUR MEDS.
๐ซต๐ซต๐that is awfully 11 sweep language๐๐ซต๐ซต ๐๐๐for a 1e+100 sweep ancient body๐๐๐ ๐๐ค๐คwere the meds really forgotten? orrrrrrrrr are you just loopy on the effects of your shuddery cock unsuited fingers struggling so bad with the grub proof safety cap you took one too many? ๐ค๐ค๐ #Chairminimizestrangling #NSFW #SeniorExecutiveServiceShaming #SeniorDiscountedPutdowns #OldieAndNotEvenAGoldie ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
CAREFUL WHERE YOU POINT THOSE SHUDDERY. FEEBLE. VIRGIN PRONGS. THREE MORE POINT BACK AT YOU.
๐๐๐more like three pointing straight down to hell where your lusus is getting rammed by rods the size of a forearm, worstie ๐๐๐ ๐ค๐ค๐โ๏ธ๐ค when you get to be as cunty as me (as if) youll learn how to gesture in ways some consider to be unnatural๐ค๐ค๐โ๏ธ๐ค ๐คwait actually that really WON'T ever happen cause you got no psionics giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl๐ค ๐ซด๐ฆ๐ฅบ๐คdo you have to ask scratch daddy to change the channel for you when the remote control is too far and the seat is so warm and also not a face because your bony ass is too spiky to prop up on anybody's kisser without killing them to prematurely lacerated death๐ฅบ๐ค๐งธ๐ฆ๐ซด ๐ซด๐ฆ๐ฅบ๐คdo you have to ask scratch daddy to do up your hair because it won't stay down and there's no way to shoot a weak electric signal through it to make all the follicles bend how you want them to after drying your dusty ass old person stapled wig ๐ฅบ๐ค๐งธ๐ฆ๐ซด ๐ซด๐ฆ๐ฅบ๐คwhen you scrape your knee do you have to wait weeks and weeks for it to reheal because theres no quick and dirty way to pressure pinch point together the area without stitches that poke out of your mistake of an unloveable body๐ฅบ๐ค๐งธ๐ฆ๐ซด ๐ซด๐ฆ๐ฅบ๐คdo you have to pluck your thousands of grey hairs off the top of your powdery scalp and ears and tits and ass like the sexually repulsive fucking yeti beast you are without a single floating palm to pressure lightning speed exfoliation without you having to lift a single finger ๐ฅบ๐ค๐งธ๐ฆ๐ซด ๐ซด๐ฆ๐ฅบ๐คyou gonna cry? piss your skirt perhaps? go and jerk off and cum someplace about it? ๐ฅบ๐ค๐งธ๐ฆ๐ซด ๐๐it must be tough being a damara๐๐ ๐not because nobody understands๐ ๐๐but because nobody fucking wants to (and you are why!)๐๐ #Chairminimizestrangling #NSFW #SeniorExecutiveServiceShaming #SeniorDiscountedPutdowns #OldieAndNotEvenAGoldie #BodyShaming #AsInWhatAShame #ToHaveThatSpecificBody ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.