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hai hai mina-san 0v0 — love, rankmaid-sensei the rackmaid of the felt post #rankbait dms always open for fic requests! fujoshi pride!
i hope everyone attending #fightnight gets very sweaty and gets a hard pounding tonight! 0u0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, archive rating: M)
SO. LIKE…DO YA REALIZE WHAT IT IS YOU’RE SAYING OR.
8=D < Yes. 8=D < That would be nice.
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what the fuck happened to karkat!
Oh yeah he's in jail I think. Not really sure.
MS HANDMAID PUT HIM IN CHALKY JAIL (|:((((
concept: after learning about your oral fixation your matesprit has become very accommodating keeping candy on hand to push past your lips personally letting you chew or bite them when youre overstimulated slipping their thumb into your mouth between kisses petting your head while unzipping their pants “need something to suck on to calm you down, y/n?” (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, redrom, this could also be cute pale, oral fixation, oral focus, #nsfw, #rankworks, sex therapy, barkbeastplay coded a little, could you imagine being someones chewtoy!, archive rating: M)
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Mhn. Kudos.」
Hssshgssshassuiaussshakssoahavssjjssoqhss. Targeted. Kudoss <3
good evening chittr! ^0^ i hope i didnt miss anything too exciting (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, rankmaid arisen, rackmaid duties have been keeping me so busy, archive rating: G)
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I don't believe that you've missed anything. Or perhaps, I've missed quite a lot and know nothing of what you've missed because I've missed it too. I hope you've been well in your duties, Miss Rackmaid.」
it's so unbelievably and irreparably over
haha no they didnt ^_^ im just pulling your frond (tags: #pranked, archive rating: P) (the P is for #pranked)
Fucked up annoying box spilling out bad vibes~ Buuuuut that's about it~ Other the general excitement ANYONE should have over having ME currently be ONLINE~
you really got me i was so scared i peed in my chair a little
haha! fooled you! im sure the troll pentagon is in fine condition. hey why is every tv channel showing the same thing is yours doing that too
does anyone have any evil pointers (tags: The Rackmaid/Chittr, rankmaid arisen, #evil, how to be evil, womens wrongs, archive rating: G)
Oh this is a banger. 10/10 on the drama and, frankly, the hero should take off my mask to kiss me even though he’d know about the toxic gas I exhale. It would obviously be a very emotional first kiss, as all previous times I had been maskless were while weaponizing my condition. As one does.
are you trying to be evil or just mean and edgy? because if you want to be EVIL evil then just kill somebody!!
wrong question! if youre evil, youre not thinking of them as "who" anyone you kill was always just a potential body they are meat to you, woof why do you need to know someones personal details to kill them?
hmmm maybe you are right i guess that would be fucked enough to be "a thing" on beforus too do you want to be a serial killer rankmaid-sama?
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Throw away all morals. Do what you want. It was in my contract, anyways. Indifference and ignorance lead to a slow insidious nature. When blood finds its way on you, your complaint should be ‘you’ve made a mess’ not concern for the one who’s been hurt. If you’d like Miss Rackmaid. I can be your training dummy for this sort of activity. I’m quite resilient. And I’m sure it’ll help you find your way to much more… I suppose, devilish acts. And you need not be concerned with my feelings. #violence」
evvils a spectrum is wwhat i found so it all depends on howw deep you wwanna go i mean the loww hangin fruit wwould be go murder somebody but not evveryones got the globes for that sorta commitment so if youre comin from moral neutrality or dare i say evven goodness then you might wwanna start small by usin someone to your benefit and their detriment or perhaps just start to wwork more lies into your evveryday speech maybe you could givve it a test run by torturin the imps wwhen you and vves finally get in the medium if you havvent already i actually been meanin to touch base and see wwhere you twwo are at on that wwhole caper
goregle how to communicate with the human dirk strider without hemorrhaging mid conversation shreddit
swap tabs how to wikihow how to delete chitt
i dunno. i find if i keep him from being condescending it works out? wait hang on i think you meant for different reasons.
i love seeing cute #lususposting 0u0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, rankmaid arisen, archive rating: G)
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concept: feeling their touch travelling over you when they wake up first the sensation rousing you you stay completely still as they move their hands carefully to gain access to you you continue pretending to be asleep and hope they keep going anyways which one of you is more disgusting? (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #nsfw, #nsfwe, #rankworks, #cnc, somnophilia, somno, rankmaid arisen, early thoughts, free use, only one recuperacoon, archive rating: M)
Nah, I'd be b up already. It is #fishingfriday
awrrruff.... @-@ the shame aspect....... i hadnt thought of that.....
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Wonderful.」
i have a concussion whats everyone up to (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #teamtheyswitch, archive rating: G)
i do have my data backed up every 8 hours so theoretically you could totally do this to me and id be fine just saying
every 8 hours my entire consciousness and memory is backed up to a server if i was to get corrupted or something i could just be restored but that means id just lose my memories of what happened in the last 8 hours
my gills are sore as fuck
do you need someone to apply some kind of ointment or maybe hold icepacks on them silently while you work today
my throat hurts. MY MOTHER FUCKING JOINTS FEEL STRETCHED.
i hhave a arealyy bad coc cussion but arigatou for eveyrone that came out to see #megidomay day 21 #teamtheyswitch #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #icame #maidonmaid #ramranch @handMaid https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/589ece8372a3.png
#rankmaidwins we all saw it. n0w we just need two see a certain cerem0ny...
maid vs maid livefeed https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9e8f4146822.png #jakedirk #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
im about to kick damaras ass #rumblenight #jakedirk https://msparp.chat/rumbleindapumpkinpatch
raw unedited no powers megido on megido #megidomay day 21 #rumblenight at #ramranch https://poll-maker.com/poll5785981x4f474EB6-168 vote #jakedirk https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/868625880ec8.png
SING IT GIRLFRIEND KNOCK HER NOODLE LOOSE.
YOU. AND YOUR #JAKEDIRK WARRIORS. ARE GETTING CRUSHED. LIKE AN OVERRIPE STONEFRUIT. IN THE IRON GRIP. OF MY BLINDING BRIGHT #DIRKJAKE TRUTH.
me after #rumblenight when #jakedirk is proven victoriously true and @handMaid succumbs to my leagues of ghosts https://poll-maker.com/poll5785981x4f474EB6-168 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5ebad05fcf4.gif
shes going to suck and cum for some ghosts ???? #nsfw
r0oting f0r you but that's a g0od questi0n. do y0u have any pull with ghosts 0ver there?
i pull them all the time whats the question #nsfwe
you answered it. i usually d0n't mix with beforans, didn't kn0w if you kept what aa c0uld do b-aa.
#ivoted #teamjake @handMaid tonight the #shippingwar comes to an end at the #rumble and i will taste sweet sweet #jakedirk victory and maybe taste something else if im lucky in my vip seats @timaeusTestified#0414 @golgothasTerror https://poll-maker.com/poll5785981x4f474EB6-168 (tags: Jake English/Dirk Strider, choke him until hes blue, #nsfw, #jakedirk, #rumblenight, #votejake, archive rating: M)
and how many of yours are collecting dust in some boring highbloods library! no one even tributes onto the pages and dms you the aftermath!
Jake? Jake English? Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Jake English? Accused of having a generosity of spirit in the sack? Don’t make me simulate laughter. #NSFW
If you can look at me with simulated eyes and say that if someone Jake likede told him firmly to top them he would not. Likely on a leash. Actually, definitely on a leashe. #nsfw
I’m sure he would. I’m also sure their pleasure would be entirely incidental to the main events of The Jakey Show. I wouldn't exactly call that a service. #NSFW #SubscribeToPlushRumpForMoreIncisiveAnalysis
Polle nevere specified he had to be good at it.
You said “service top.” What the hell are we doing here. #NSFW
Wasting our time I think. I'm going to go outside and experience things such as fresh air and grass.
concept: touching themself to the thought of you you being so desired that even when you dont know it they are scrolling your account looking at selfies rereading dms even just looking at the notifications of you liking their chitts is enough thats how obsessed they are just to have a piece of you to admire while they play with themself theres no way you could know how often it happens but you cant help thinking about leaving out dirty clothes for them to steal whenever they come over just in case they want something real against their nose when they finish next time (tags: Reader/Anonymous, masturbation, obsession, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, #nsfw, #rankworks, musk, flushcoded, no quads mentioned, archive rating: M)
:33< furk yesssssssssssssssssss :33< ten trillion kudos rankmaid mew sure know how to make a kitty purr
@dailyQuests can i have one (tags: The Rankmaid/Daily Quests, archive rating: G)
:33 < nyes!! :33 < mewr quest today: write a fanficition ameowt mew and mewr best furriend in the world having a good time!!
did you just say make me (tags: The Rankmaid/The Gameward, kismesis, pitchfic, make me, brat taming, size difference, small top, big bottom, caste difference, archive rating: E)
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝 [ I'm sure you can find something to do if you put your thinkpan to it. ]
concept: pure obedience molding someone into the perfect toy to listen and do just as you tell them no complaints no hesitation the trust in their eyes when you tell them to get down on their knees while theyre in the middle of something important the endless devotion when you tell them to stop talking and just listen their limitless motivation to please you to become a better version of themself just to make you happy someone who looks to you when things are too complicated or difficult "what do you want me to do?" a mind broken down and rebuilt to serve one single purpose you (tags: Reader/Anonymous, mindbreak, obediance, #rankworks, #nsfw, dom reader, i said jump, and you jumped, but what i need is someone who when i say jump, asks how high, can you be my little how high?, bdsm, barkbeastplay coded, servitude, no quads mentioned, archive rating: M)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ you did not just quote easterman in the tags. ]
Hmmmm~ I wonder if I'd get BORED of a barkbeast that's got no BITE~ Still, I think an OBEDIENT GOOD LITTLE BOY would be fun to toy with for a while~
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ i wanna be your how high ]
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oh my barkbeastplay you say rankmaid do you need culling per chance you appear to havve far too much on your mind
💠~ Oh so like this is fine here but when I try do this to my ex I'm like, evil? ~💠
:o) Oh Miss Rankmaid... :o) This one is TRULY inspired. :o) We should talk about it. :o) Together. in private.
uh, thank you for this, i actually got sent this post for, well, reasons haha.
sasunaru! 0u0 https://therankmaid.straw.page (tags: The Rankmaid/Anonymous, #rankmaidanswers, #ama, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/68e4d2bf3887.png
