RANKMAID
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hai hai mina-san 0v0 — love, rankmaid-sensei. "ara ara aradia megido" post #rankbait dms always open for fic requests! fujoshi pride!
pretend im quote rechitting this for a ratio arigatou https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b6787e6ab04b.png
s0mething something sweaty nerds meta reference.
get his ass rankmaid
i wish i could @everyone frankly. rankmaid sweep!
concept: making rules with each other and watching them slowly break down the more you fall flush “as long as it only happens once” “just prong stuff doesnt count” “just no penetration” “as long as we still have clothes on” “just this one more time okay?” “just dont finish inside and its still okay” “as long as we dont kiss it doesnt count” “as long as the lights are off so we cant see each other its fine” “as long as you dont think about me afterwards” (tags: Reader/Anonymous, flushcoded, redrom, flushcrush, yearning, could be interesting with moirails, two human men, #jakedirk, copingplay, #rankworks, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Wow... Is this... Rankmaid, is this an achieva8le relationship dynamic?
-=[letts convince ourselvves thatthis is okay lets rely on technicalities annd be unwilling to say it outy loud yeah banger_☺]=-
concept: giving your ai matesprit control of your lovense their modulated voice sounding breathy over the speaker you keep by your bed as they talk you through it (tags: Reader/AI, #nsfw, flushfic, toys, #rankworks, joi, become the vibrator, archive rating: E)
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side n0te two make sure the c0ncept of refact0ry periods is in the training set. 0r dont. #nsfw
thanks. s0ulbot c0de is the product 0f my worst meth0ds powered by my best intenti0ns and fueled by desperation.
*PLEASE* DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS. HE DOESN'T NEED MORE.
concept: "we should talk about this" "kiss me" "youre hurting right now we need to talk" "please just kiss me" "that wont make it better you need to let me take care of you right now" "take care of me by touching me" "you dont need that right now" "please fuck me" "okay" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, palecoded, hurt/comfort, unhealthy coping, #nsfw, #rankworks, bad moirailing, no quads mentioned, shooshplapping, fuck it better trope, archive rating: E)
nah bro go ahead and answer the question. DON'T MIND HER THAT'S JUST MY PAYRAM CLOWNPIG BRO. it's all good.
FIRST OF ALL: I KNOW EXACTLY WHO SHE IS AND DON'T TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT, YOU IGNORANT DOUCHE. SECOND: FUCK NO! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE KIND OF REPUTATION I'M TRYING TO MAINTAIN ON HERE?! I'VE ALREADY CAUGHT HEAT FOR HAVING THE GALL TO HAVE BURGER OPINIONS, DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND DRAW IRE FROM THE 'RAILS WITH PAILS' DETRACTORS? YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE! MY MOUTH STAYS FIRMLY SHUT!
bro she called herself that. AIN'T MY MOTHER FUCKING WORDS. sister is a freak that's cool. WE CAN LET THAT FREAK FLAG FLY UP IN THE BLOWING WIND LIKE IT'S A MOTHER FUCKING SCHOOL FEEDING DORK STUCK UP ON THERE BY THE UNDERWEAR. all like hey someone help me get down i need to get my freak on. MOUTH STAYS SHUT HUH? maybe could have chosen some wicked words better here my brother. STILL THOUGH AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE DIRT ON THE WINDOW SILL WHILE ALL THESE OTHER ONLINE BITCHES PEEKING IN THROUGH THE READ WINDOW. like i already got my mother fucking legs broken what else you want. HONK HONK HONK.
HEY. WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU *THINK* YOU'RE READING INTO THIS? YOU'RE NOT. OKAY? YOU'RE NOT THE SHIT. YOU'RE NOT EVEN THE POOP THAT TOOK A PEE, OKAY? NOW IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE TALKING ABOUT THIS YOU'LL TAKE IT TO MY DMS AND AWAY FROM SO MANY *PRYING FUCKING EYES.*
get him to keep talking about it here onegai its making me feel funny
self portrait https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/26de4e75ad7a.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, rankmaid-sensei, #gore, archive rating: G)
:33< mewre goregous :33< s33 what i did there? :33< claws of the tag? :33< #gore
:o( My dear... :o( While this art is beautiful :o( It wounds me to see you so sad. :o) I am here for you :o) For whatever you need.
#lrc and thats going on the banner
꒰just looked at saif banner and thjs is such a beautyful collage. Wow꒱
i will dance with at least one person tonight! or thats what i would say if i was there but im not or am i 0u0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Masked Stranger, meet cute, #outglutmasquerade, archive rating: G)
1T 1S A SHAME 1 CAN NOT JO1N YOU, 1 WONDER 1F MY OLD tUXEDO mASK COSPLAY F1TS. 1T 1S PROBABLY TOO T1GHT, - n1TRAM-DONO
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ i hope to be the one, or maybe not the one. ]
concept: the thrill of their eyes pinned only to you across the ballroom a masked stranger that has been watching you following through the crowd stalking its prey like a beast always a few steps behind through the endless bodies laughing and dancing you manage to lock eyes you nod once towards the bathrooms in invitation and watch their lips curl up into a wicked smile (tags: Reader/Masked Stranger, #outglutmasquerade, #rankworks, #nsfw, exhibitionism, dont get caught, public pailing, the mask stays on, archive rating: M)
c< pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease >c
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ We have rooms for this exact reason. But I cannot deny this has been through my head a couple of razs. ]
kiki my fat neet ass im so fucking upset right now (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, this war never ends, #mywar, archive rating: E)
:o( Damara :o( You and @archiveAddict should not be fighting like this. :o) You are comrades :o) Sisters-in-arms on the side of making pretty bishie boys kiss a lot :o) While you watch and #FujoOut :o) This war is senseless... and frankly i'm getting increasingly worried that i'll have to pick a side. :o) So please... :o) Let's all focus on the important things: :o) Such as thinking about men in carnal embrace. :o) Locking their lips together in a sort of mushy tango :o) And exploring each other's bodies. :o) Not to mention that :o) One of them is a boxer who fights in an underground fight ring :o) And the other is his personal mediculler :o) And the boxer has fallen for the mediculler but wait there's a twist :o) It turns out the mediculler is a rainbow drinker and they have to navigate the highs and lows of early romance :o) While the boxer continues to try and convince the mediculler that he won't reveal his secret andd then ther'es a beautiful mome nt where the rainbow drinker is so so so starving he reuqiq res blood you see. to live. to consume. to imbibe. so the boxer in all of his MOTHERFUCKING INTELLIGENT GLORY. THE ONE SPARK IN HIS DEAD FUCKING THINK PAN. decides to pass on the neces sary blood via an intimate, beautiful kiss and whenthey part theres'a string of saliva and and. i feel glitheheaded.
MILLIONS HAVE PERISHED. ON THE FRONT LINES OF THE #DIRKJAKE #JAKEDIRK WARS. MOSTLY MY DOOMED TIMECLONES. WHOEVER THEY CAN ROPE IN. AND ARACHAN’S GHOSTS. PLUS WHATEVER DEFECTORS MY SIDE HAS BLED OVER. THIS IS SERIOUS. INTERPLANETARY. TIME AND SPACE RENDING. GALACTIC SPACE OPERA SHIPPER BATTLE. WE WILL NOT LAY DOWN OUR ARMS. WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER. UNTIL THE #JAKEDIRK FORCES. ADMIT THE TRUTH OF #DIRKJAKE. THAT MY BIAS. IS NOT THE BOTTOM!!!!
THAT REMINDS ME. KURLOZ. THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO PICK A SIDE. #DIRKJAKE. OR #JAKEDIRK. CHOOSE WISELY.
you know the right answer dont you kurloz? dont you? 0_0
WILL YOU BETRAY YOUR #DAYONES. FOR SOME NEW BITCH. AND HER LIES.
Ok sure why the hell not. ... I am a touch perplexed as to how or why some additional authority or dignity might be assigned to the ROLE within the dalliance. You're already having sex with another man. What's the darn difference. #nsfw I guess.
“EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS ABOUT #SEX. EXCEPT #SEX. WHICH IS ABOUT #POWER.” -GENIUS AND PHILOSOPHER. TROLL LADY GAGA. THE CRUCIAL DIFFERENCE. AS IN #BUSINESS. #SPORTS. AND #WAR. IS WHO IS VICTORIOUS. AND WHO IS #BITCHED. #NSFW.
i have officially went through my account and started a proper tag for writing and concepts! by using the tag #rankworks you are able to view the most recent in the collection that chittr will show i couldnt get them all obviously since the start of my account but i did my best! 0u0 ill be tagging them from now on to keep them organized and easy to find (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, it took so long but its worth it, reposting this chit since i announced it very very very early, archive rating: E)
thats right its #megidomay day 17! youve had 24 hours to dig your holes as deep and gaping as you could now its time to #posthole 0u0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, rankmaid arisen, hole posting, im following the tag let me see your holes, if you love megidos you will post your holes, archive rating: 🕳️)
i reposted this chit because i made it very early in the morning the first time
i hope everyone had a good time at the #outglutmasquerade 0u0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, i wasnt there, or was i, haha, no i wasnt but im hoping to be there day 3, or am i, archive rating: G)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ most everyone had a wonderful raz. i hope to see you there on the 3rd cycle. it would mean a lot to me. ]
lrc has me dipping in and out of consciousness im trying to get to the ablution block to get a towel but i keep passing out
be careful senpai! with your horns you can definitely put a few holes through a few hive walls if you keep falling over while passing out
D--> Perhaps I could create some sort of robotic servant in my shape to fetch you towels when necessary.
found a way to bring @imJunior wherever i go! 0u0 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63cf7475741a.png
concept: the priest whimpering out helpless moans as your hands travel over his body the sight of someone who is always so stern and sure of himself now a whining mess "forgive me" he pants out desperately he finally reaches out to grab your hips though flinches as if even touching you burns "forgive me for what im about to do" (tags: Reader/Priest, #rankworks, #religion, #nsfw, pathetic men, quadless, i understand this can have a lot of different contexts, so just use what you like most, clurch/lowblood included, archive rating: M)
The Closeted Human Christian Men will eat this shit up.
>>| for some reason, .it .is more funny than sexy.
♰ to see him like this... divine ♰
T[][]e most outwardly c[][]aste are often t[][]e most vocal. ];>
50k kult #megidomay hole post #posthole #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d918a9aa119d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/006a00f295f8.png
fift7 thousand on the dot! that's more impressive than passing 50k
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ this is a dobby post ]
find my holes
Thank you, Catholic Doc Scratch, I was playing into the bit. I appreciate your support.
:33< this is :33< and i say this with all the love in my heart rankmaid mew know i love mew right? :33< this is team rocket behavior :33< this is something jessie james and meowth would do to try and catch the twerps pikachu just a scattershot pit trap apurroach theyd furget where they dug a pit trap then fall right into it while digging a second one :33< mew know this right?
You didn't correct me, though. You provided clarification. Which can only be taken at face value as good faith. :P Hee Hee Hoo Hoo.
oh i believve i just found the culprit of lampladys wwoes
#megidomay day 16 start digging a hole! tomorrow #megidomay day 17 you will all be #postinghole (tags: #megidomay, the biggest might get a prize, 0u0, archive rating: G)
l0oking f0rward two seeing h0w deep we can get in the megido h0le.
concept: kisses everywhere other than the lips watching them with fluttering breath as their lips press to each of your knuckles turning your hand over to kiss your palm up over your wrists forearm to bicep teeth grinding over your shoulder to end with a trail of kisses over your collarbone giving your neck a few marks before pressing their lips to your cheeks your nose gliding to each side to peck your ears one for each horn before the dip lower chest ribs stomach each hip bone tongue teasing over your thighs as you feel a laugh rumble against your skin when they begin to zone in on the ache between them they go lower before giving it to you your knees to your ankles guiding your foot up to their lips to kiss the back lips pressing to each toe reverently as they stare up at you with a small smile returning to the top to start all over again (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, body worship, flushpale, flushcoded, palecoded, pale pails, overstimulation, teasing, for the yearners, #nsfw, suggestive but thats not the point of this one if im being honest with you, <><3, quadsmearing, troll/troll, archive rating: M)
:33< my my rankmaid mew sure know how to furlustpurr a girl :33< epurrnal kudos to mew
That...🫠 my goodness that is quite a thorough amount of smooches. This is premium
the warmth of their lips causing your fins to flutter as they kiss across each spine trailing down to gingerly graze kisses to your gills (tags: Reader/Anonymous, body worship, supplementary seadweller content, add this part if needed and applicable to reader, archive rating: M)
oh my the last bit has made me quite unable to sit still
consider as wwell planting tender kisses at the rib cage of your belovved lips gliding along each grubscar and getting emboldened and impassioned wwith each soft suction a kiss that cannot sustain further breath as you kiss the underarm of your quadrant mate and perhaps hold your breath before finally dragging your lips awway to float higher still