RANKMAID
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hai hai mina-san 0v0 — love, rankmaid-sensei. "ara ara aradia megido" post #rankbait dms always open for fic requests! fujoshi pride!
sEeInG A LoTtA DiScOuRsE WrItHiNg aRoUnD ThE CoRpSe oF WhAt tHe nEw gEnS AnD AlL ThEsE OfF-WoRlD MoThEr fUcKeRs iNsIsT On gEtTiNg tHeIr rEfErRiNg oN As “PaIlInG SeAsOn.” nOw i aIn’t hErE To rEd-pEnCiL ThE ExAcT ShApE Of tHe mOtHeR FuCkIn' ThAnG. tRuTh bE ToLd, HaLf tHe sPeCiFiCs lEaKeD OuT My hEaRdUcTs sWeEpS AgO. sHiT WeNt aNd dIsSoLvEd iNtO InFoRmAtIvE MoThEr fUcKiN' rUnOfF. bUt i gOtTa dRaG SoMe tRuTh sQuIrMiNg iNtO ThE LiGhT FoR AlL YoU PoOr bAsTaRdS UnAcQuAiNtEd wItH ThE WaY AlTeRnIa mEtAbOlIzEd oUr vErY MoThEr fUcKiNg wAy oF BeInG. :o( ThErE AiN'T No lOvE BoRn oUt tHe cLuTcH Of sUrViVaL, mY FlOcK. sUrViVaL AiN'T No mOtHeR FuCkInG SoUrCe oF TeNdErNeSs. ThAt sHiT OnLy kNoW HoW To cOuNt. OnLy kNoW HoW To cOuNt rIbS, cOuNt bReAtHs, CoUnT HoW MaNy sUnSeTs yO BoDy cAn sTiLl dRaG ItSeLf tHrOuGh bEfOrE ThE NiGhT FiNaLlY LoOkS At yOu aNd sAyS, “A'IgHt, EnOuGh.” sUrViVaL DoN'T WoO. iT BaRgAiNs. It dOn't hOlD FrOnDs, YeT It gRiPs aT ThE ThRoAtStAlK. lOvE AiN'T BuIlT LiKe tHaT. lOvE AiN'T EcOnOmIcAl, It aIn't eFfIcIeNt. ThAt sHiT DoN'T ObEy tHe cOlD ArItHmEtIc oF ThE WoRlD. sUrViVaL Is a mEaNs tO An eNd, BuT LoVe? LoVe's tHe bEgInNiNg aNd tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG EnD BoTh, FaMiLiA. lOvE DoN'T GoT No cLeAn mOtHeR FuCkInG LiNe wHeRe iT StArTs aNd sToPs. YoU JuSt fAlL InTo iT LiKe sLeEp. NoW, sUrViVaL'S CoLd. CoLd aNd cRuEl. LaW Of tHe wOrLd. AnD ThE LaW DoN'T GiVe a fUcK HoW YoU FeEl aBoUt iT NeItHeR. tHe jUnGlE DoN'T PaUsE CuZ YoUr pUsHeR TeNdEr. ThE OcEaN DoN'T SpArE YoU NoNe jUsT CuZ YoU GoT ThE MiRtH In yOuR ChEsT. nAtUrE'Ll cHeW SaInTs aNd sInNeRs wItH ThE SaMe mOuTh. ThAt's sUrViVaL. tHaT'S ThE LaW. iT Is wHaT It iS. aS SuCh, A PaIl's jUsT A PaIl. ThAt's aLl iT TrUlY Is. A VeSsEl. MeAnS To aN EnD. rItUaLiZeD BrEeDiNg. BuT WhEn yOu rEaLlY GeTtInG DoWn wItH SoMeBoDy, WhEn yOu tRuLy wRaPpEd uP In aNoThEr sOuL, yOu aIn't tHiNkInG AbOuT ThE MoThEr fUcKiNg pAiL. yOu tHiNk aBoUt tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG LoVe. YoU CaN LoVe lOvInG, oR HaTe tHe fAcT ThAt yOu lOvE At aLl. BuT It’s sTiLl lOvE ReGaRdLeSs. ThAt fEeLiNg oNlY CoMeS FrOm tHe nAtUrAl eXpErIeNcE Of iT. fRoM GeNuInElY LiViNg tHrOuGh tHaT ShIt, 'n lEtTiNg iT CaRvE ItS ShApE InTo yOu. It dOn’t cOmE FrOm sUrViVaL. iT DoN’T CoMe fRoM TrYiNg tO FiLl a pAiL JuSt sO YoU CaN KeEp bReAtHiNg oNe mOrE NiGhT. iT CoMeS FrOm tHe lOvE. wHeN ThAt dRoNe cOmEs kNoCkIn', tHeRe's aIn't nO LoVe tO Be hAd. HaTeD ThOsE NiGhTs tHe mOsT. nOt eVeN ThE GrEaTeSt hIgHs cOuLd kEeP Me fRoM FeElInG ThE DrEaD ThAt i'd hAvE To gEt aLl iNtO It wItH SoMeBoDy iN SuCh a lOvElEsS MoThEr fUcKiN' mAnNeR. dOn't lEt nObOdY FoOl yOu. ThE ShIt's dReAdFuL. :o( #ViBeS #fAiTh #PaIlInGsEaSoN #nSfW
kudos!
i'm g0ing two pretend rankmaid d0esn't use lightmode in the interest 0f business relations. bluh.
i switch back and forth depending on who im talking to in dms gomen
There's something so very compelling about the abuses of power and control Hannibal conducts upon the sad puppy that is Will Graham. Yes, I am taking notes. I am also taking recipes. #nsfw #violence #gore perhaps?
#rankbait
(Also, my tastes are far superior than the Rankmaid, lovely lady though she is.)
0n0
Can I get the Handmaids in the divorce.
do i count kind of
Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif
i used to pray for times like these i got down on my knees i bowed my head i said dear aoba hello its me again its aradia can you please bring back rumble i would do anything i would give anything i would destroy anything in exchange for this #imcoming #imcoming #imcoming i cant believe this my dreams are coming true thank you thank you thank you thank you im #watchingthisspace #iwanttolive #rankbait #jakedirk #imcoming
i vwalk into the room, and my alpha pheromones immediately make your nook quivwer against your vwill. #nsfwv
kudos!
f0rget the queen sized bed and get a bed sized queen #massivemonday
kudos!
are you okay? 0n0
are dms monitored?
seeking other bulge scientists for a big project! #nsfw
do i count
maybe. hhheh. youcould be a test subject.
hwat
concept: giving your ai matesprit control of your lovense their modulated voice sounding breathy over the speaker you keep by your bed as they talk you through it (tags: Reader/AI, #nsfw, flushfic, toys, #rankworks, joi, become the vibrator, archive rating: E)
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lil hal posting
side n0te two make sure the c0ncept of refact0ry periods is in the training set. 0r dont. #nsfw
hwat
youre a genius
concept: "we should talk about this" "kiss me" "youre hurting right now we need to talk" "please just kiss me" "that wont make it better you need to let me take care of you right now" "take care of me by touching me" "you dont need that right now" "please fuck me" "okay" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, palecoded, hurt/comfort, unhealthy coping, #nsfw, #rankworks, bad moirailing, no quads mentioned, shooshplapping, fuck it better trope, archive rating: E)
how does it make you feel in detail
nah bro go ahead and answer the question. DON'T MIND HER THAT'S JUST MY PAYRAM CLOWNPIG BRO. it's all good.
FIRST OF ALL: I KNOW EXACTLY WHO SHE IS AND DON'T TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT, YOU IGNORANT DOUCHE. SECOND: FUCK NO! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE KIND OF REPUTATION I'M TRYING TO MAINTAIN ON HERE?! I'VE ALREADY CAUGHT HEAT FOR HAVING THE GALL TO HAVE BURGER OPINIONS, DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND DRAW IRE FROM THE 'RAILS WITH PAILS' DETRACTORS? YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE! MY MOUTH STAYS FIRMLY SHUT!
bro she called herself that. AIN'T MY MOTHER FUCKING WORDS. sister is a freak that's cool. WE CAN LET THAT FREAK FLAG FLY UP IN THE BLOWING WIND LIKE IT'S A MOTHER FUCKING SCHOOL FEEDING DORK STUCK UP ON THERE BY THE UNDERWEAR. all like hey someone help me get down i need to get my freak on. MOUTH STAYS SHUT HUH? maybe could have chosen some wicked words better here my brother. STILL THOUGH AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE DIRT ON THE WINDOW SILL WHILE ALL THESE OTHER ONLINE BITCHES PEEKING IN THROUGH THE READ WINDOW. like i already got my mother fucking legs broken what else you want. HONK HONK HONK.
HEY. WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU *THINK* YOU'RE READING INTO THIS? YOU'RE NOT. OKAY? YOU'RE NOT THE SHIT. YOU'RE NOT EVEN THE POOP THAT TOOK A PEE, OKAY? NOW IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE TALKING ABOUT THIS YOU'LL TAKE IT TO MY DMS AND AWAY FROM SO MANY *PRYING FUCKING EYES.*
no keep talking about it here
get him to keep talking about it here onegai its making me feel funny
self portrait https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/26de4e75ad7a.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, rankmaid-sensei, #gore, archive rating: G)
what happened girl
girl you dont want to know
@ARCHIVEADDICT I DON’T KNOW IF YOU WILL FORGIVE MY NEGLIGENCE BUT I DO WISH TO ALSO OFFER A SINCERE APOLOGY FOR MY ACTIONS ALSO DAMAGING YOUR FOREST. FROM WHERE I STAND RIGHT NOW, I DIDN’T KNOW IT HAD DONE DAMAGE THERE AS WELL BUT I GUESS THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR GETTING LOCKED UP ALMOST THE EXACT SAME CYCLE AS THE DAY OF THE COLLAPSE. I HOPE NO ONE ELSE GOT HURT THERE AS WELL.
really bad time for this