♣ mediated by @archiveAddict
#disclaimer #psa those wwho attend tonights evvent at #eridanwweek #iwwantcandy wwill be required to sign a wwaivver and partial NDA the details a wwhich wwill be elaborated on at the moment you come aboard your transport for the evve #imcoming
in keepin wwith the freaky theme a today on #eridanwweek sigh are there any effervvescent mean spirited sexy loww to highblood vvixens wwhore particularly dexterous wwith their toes somewwhat im askin for a close confidant #nsfww #eridansdiary
She is such a good doggy although she eats a bit fast. I do have to take her out now though. Fair well for a few moments.
I would like women to stop thinking my photography is for them. That is all.
I believe this... emoji? Will help with the women who want me. 🏳️🌈 https://i.ibb.co/SDHTdQ4w/image-2026-04-03-085405675.png
Yes, then perhaps I may get mentioned prior to the likes of 'Master Hand.'
I HOPE HER TASTE GETS BETTER.
Unorganized cables. Free-standing stepladders. Water puddles. #nsfw
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I haven't done anything devotchka! ]
Post dick? #nsfw ♡ - Yes ◇ - yes but lowercase ♧ - YES BUT CAPS ♤ - Yes but its the same as option 1
-))- instead of "pity" the diamond button should be "like" -((- -))- the heart should be "love" and the clubs can have "pity" -((- -))- like how the fuck am i supposed to mediate a post -((-
⛧ I either need to naap for 48 hours uninterrupted or need 48 oz of straaight espresso shots immediaately. I’m eㄨhaausted. ⛧
Drawshot was an awful name. #vagueposting
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ ... don't got any. not many trolls out there to call me one. ]
@cryptaest+eticCompanion did you tell +er
u jst gotta rmemeber. u r the treat being followed
Wait. Don't credit us on this. Oh, great.
:33 < I f33l like people furrget i'm already an older kitty... My time for love is a bit beyond me, h3333..
no felt member deserves pity or mercy. that includes the handmaid.
i fucking hate doc scratch. that's it. that's the chit.
That is. Not good.
keeping my stupid nØse Øut Øf it. by breaking things.
just sent a little surprise to felt mansion
wwill you come to the arena threesome
hell yeah dude they can alwvays use a lil protection
jUST LIKE, 12TH pERIGEES! fESTIVE,
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ aw ]
They would have been caught doing that.
WE WOULD NO7 BE DOING 7HA7.
Because you would have been caught.
He would never do that.
I suddenly need a really, really tall scotch.
All news outlets do is spread copious misinformation.
7HE FUCK YOU MEAN MUL7IPLE ANONYMOUS REQUES7ERS
I will be stepping away from the platform for a short while. There are a few matters within the Manor that require my attention. They won’t resolve themselves, and I would prefer not to leave them unattended any longer than necessary. I expect to return shortly. In the meantime, I will extend a small courtesy. If there are questions you’ve been holding onto, you may leave them here. I will review them upon my return and respond where appropriate. I cannot promise you will receive the answers you expect. Only that you will receive something. Do make them worth asking. https://imgchest.com/p/5xy2xpbrz4l
I haven't burned it yet. I should really get around to it.
as the father of #pissgate i am prohibiting it's continuity. shut the fuck up. all of you.
D --> This is highly uncouth and highly unappreciated
my head is pounding what the fuck happened last night?
ALL OF YOU ARE CONSUMMATELY DISGUSTING. EVEN FROM JUST A FEW SECONDS OF LAYING MY GANDER BULBS ACROSS THIS SHIT TRIAL YOU CALL A "CHITTR FEED," I CAN CLEARLY SEE THAT THE MAJORITY OF YOU ARE A BUNCH OF SHEATH-ITCHING FLUNKIES WHO ARE DEPRAVED TO THE HIGHEST ORDER. GOD DAMN. WHAT WILL IT FUCKING TAKE FOR *ANY* OF YOU TO GET BETTER?
Genuinely I think some of the people on here have no shame.
HOW ABSOLUTELY FUCKING *STELLAR*! DON'T YOU JUST THINK THAT'S FUCKING, STELLAR, GUARD THEY FORGOT TO POST BY MY CELL AGAIN? RIGHT!
D --> I've been 100king at people's songs and I think I have very different music taste than the rest of this site
>([get in t#ere and just start barkin so t#ey know w#o t#e fuck is t#e big dawg round #ere]
i don't kinkshame, you guys have fun, but....personally, i gotta draw a line in the sand somewhere. #pissgate #nsfwe
Ah. It would appear I have been… *granted access* to this quaint little platform you insist on calling “Chittr.” How novel. You see, I find it endlessly fascinating—this compulsive need your species has to compress its thoughts into neat, digestible fragments. As if brevity might somehow make them more… *true.* I assure you, it does not. Still, I suppose introductions are expected. You may refer to me as Doc Scratch. Titles beyond that would only complicate matters, and I would hate to burden you with details you are not yet prepared to understand. Suffice it to say, I am intimately familiar with each of you. Your posts, your choices, your… predictable little spirals of cause and effect. All of it has already been accounted for. Yes, even this. Especially this. Please, do continue as you were. I would not dream of interrupting the trajectory you are so diligently fulfilling. I am merely here to observe. …and, on occasion, to ensure that things proceed exactly as they must.
Don't beat yourself up- we all miss our tags sometimes
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when youre cooking porn so good you forget its even porn #nsfw
// if you go onto your profile you can edit the chit from there
⚇ they motherfucking SHOULD BE. ⚇ purples who aren't church are FAITHLESS DEFECTOR HERETICS. ⚇
guyz, is it tru... do meowbeasts rule and.. and b. barkbeasts drool? x(
where w0uld s0me0ne acquire 0ne 0f these b0dy pill0ws? asking f0r a friend.
HOLY SHIT IN A GOOD WAY JUST TO BE CLEAR.
D --> I did not realize you took maid so seriously
we know john
-2000 hella jeffs to you + 29345687234987634069423875604938567 hella jeffs to madam rankmaid over here because DAYUM
holy shit.
damn thats some bangin cosplay babe, id dress up wvith you any time ;)
ah i|\|d_e_ed b_ecaus_e G0G DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
[|||] ummm,,, miss rankmaid can i keep this image???
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF A GOOD PICKUP LINE RIGHT NOW THE WAY MY THINKPAN IS MELTING OUT OF MY AUDITORYCHUTES RIGHT NOW. ARE WE PAILIN OR WHAT? #nsfw
Miss maid i had no idea... *Fans self!*
Incorrect- I think it's the /perfect/ image
DAMN. youre hot
holy FAWK rankmaid <3
Why is this tagged with paintball.
well. guess i'm yellow now.
oh my god.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #chittrconfession #nsfwe i held hands with my kismesis ]
Not to be rude, but t[][]is room is decidedly not clean. I'm getting an aneurysm just being [][]ere.
Reasonable, I suppose. I'm fine.
Most likely
Do you think he's still freaking out.
ALRIGH7 WHICH ONE OF YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS DID I7. #FELTMANORPSA
Okay. I'm okay now.
i can hear crowbar smashing bottles with his namesake.
If anyone needs me I'm gonna be in 7he backyard.
whoever fucking requested that i will find you. especially now given the time period we are in.
all diamonds droogs s7ay 7he fuck away from me
i need 7o lay down
I. WHA7. WHA7. WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.
who requested this. who was it. who requested this.
What in the hell is this.
whoever fucking wrote this i'm coming for you.
tell me right now.
Okay lo23r2, thi2 tim3 for r3al. In c3l3bration of th3 23arch f3atur3 I think it2 tim3 Lik3, Hat3, M3diat3, or Pity and ill rat3 your a22 You wont cau23 your3 too 2car3d
Really hating this sudden interest in leprechauns, actually.
if y0u aren't mutuals with the rankmaid 0n chittr y0u might as well give up 0n life.
THE ZESTUM IS CONFLICTED. ON ONE HAND IT WOULD BE HANDY TO HAVE A QUADRANT PREPARED FOR DRONE COLLECTION DAY. HOWEVER THE SITE OWNER IS A HEMOANON. HM.
i know right
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS STRAIGHT UP MUTHAFUCKIN' BLASPHEMOUS AS SHIT, AND THAT'S STRAIGHT UP MUTHAFUCKIN' BEAUTIFUL
Has anyone actually Reacted to a post with the Mediate option At All???
im gonna put your hand in a fuckin vvise an no matter howw much you scream an beg i wwont stop until its been liquidated
0h y0u watch that clip 0f g0j0 panting 0n repeat d0nt y0u
Bait tim3 Lik3 thi2 po2t, hat3 thi2 po2t, pity thi2 po2t or m3diat3 thi2 po2t and you'll 2how up in my notification2 b3ll That2 it, do it
the flesh is wweak but the spirit is wwillin
Being øne øf the twø bøys is usually betterr.