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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 5: aradia megido #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl rusties. god damn do i lovwe rusties. it aint ewven my fault. theres just something about the povwer dynamic that puts em in heat. if youre a highblood, youre in luck. if not, vwell, at vworst youre equal to a rustie. thisll come up later and it aint just an aradia thing, let alone a megido thing, but its important. also, think im gonna get this outta the vway first. not tagging her or anything, and you shouldnt either. unless? yeah, rankmaid is technically an aradia. havwent actually gotten around to testing her out. from wvhat iwve seen, either you say youll kiss a boy wvhile she sits in the cuck chair, then you tvwo fellas spitroast her (if your balls dont touch and you dont make eye contact then its #notgay) or you just say some real horny shit to her and she goes for it. i think shes the type thats desperate for any sorta attention, just look at that vwhole felt business. your mileage may vwary on all this, like i said, untested. novw onto the real data. aradias are an eclectic bunch. ecletic? lots of different sorts. most basic type is the dress up doll. shes fashionable, shes swveet, she probably wvants to call you sir or daddy. shell giggle at your jokes and get properly flustered from flirting, but she aint a full on b wvord like the roxies. shes kinda hard to pin dovwn, metaphorically anywvays. shell take more shit than most, wvhich is fun, and shell definitely adore being pushed around a bit, wverbally, emotionally, and physically. majority of the time, casteplay stuff wvill wvork. sometimes ill ewven just make stuff up about biology and shell buy into it, lotsa fun. you cant go vwrong vwith the aradia chassis, but theres more complex out there. next wve got the freaks and wveirdos. theyre usually smiling wvide, and if not theyre a ghost, but like, ghostier than the rest of us ghosts? i newver really got it. kinda cold for my taste, literally, but its still pretty hot. these ones are trying to be off-putting. my strat here has alvways been to stonevwall em. they vwanna be creepy? compliment their tits. they say something totally unhinged? smile and nod as you start groping em. throwv em off their game. shes not gonna be used to this, so take adwvantage of it. make her feel beautiful, vwanted, and make it a novwel experience. aradias hawve seen it all, you hawve to be interesting, ewven if theyre off their rhythm. i like to turn up the disrespect on these ones sometimes, treat em more like a doll than the dress up doll aradias. make her understand that no matter hovw quirky and manic pixie or spooky shes trying to be, shes still a sex object at the end of the night. make her melt into wvhat you can giwve her. casteplay can either be your in, or something you pull vwhen its too late for her to back out. gotta giwve a special mention to the bots, of course. for howv many there are, i dont see em that often, but like... vwe all knowv zahhaks are perwverts, right? the bots look fantastic, and if you can grab hold of one long enough for a chat, they aint usually too hard to break. the ones that are gonna givwe you the time of night are basically already sexbots, so treat em like that, they lowve it. objectify em, make em feel useful, maybe slip in a hint that you might see em like a real person, but dont wvorry, they aint. be careful vwith that last bit though, i remember one vwho got like, really really into the utility aspect, the idea that id vwanna keep her evwen though she knevw she vwasnt a person, so like... either vway, make her understand howv much you wvant her. just dont get in the bath vwith her, trust me on this. novw that i think about it, should also mention that aradias might be the most likely gals to go for threesomes. like, theres the time clone stuff obvwiously, if you get one thats really into you she might treat you, but im talking vwith entire other babes. you can get a megido sandwvich, or you might get lil peixes in there, those are the ones i usually land. dont go in hoping for this, but dont let the chance slip by. and to reiterate, for any aradia: youre the highblood here if youre any better than rust. make sure she knovws it. ivwe nevwer met an aradia vwho wvanted to be in control wvho didnt break at the slightest push. maybe dont try vwith the black hole aradia though, shes super horny but also real scary. thats hovw all megidos are but shes the most extreme ivwe seen in both categories (sorry damz </3 ) rating the rustie bod: holy shit her body is crazy. aradias range from slimthicc to full on curvwy and i lowve em for it. they tend to be real sensitiwve too. 10/10 vwariety: theres a vwhole lot you can get from an aradia. some people might get bored of the caste dynamics, but not me. the vweirdos are especially a lotta fun. 10/10 ease: usually all it takes is a push, aradias are nevwer a fight. might hawve a slightly harder time vwith the ghosts, but she makes it vworth it. 9/10 personality: evwen the boring ones are fun because you can put em in their place, and the manic pixie dream girls and the goth ghosts add some spice. i could newver get tired of banting wvith an aradia. 10/10 ovwerall: 10/10. definitely a contender for my fawvorite gal out there in paradox space. fun to squeeze, fun to talk to, fun to put dovwn, fun to pail. rosie is our closest match so far. any aradias out there vwith a lack of self-respect and a thing for highbloods, my dms are thatavway <3 0u0

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@apocalypseArisen[AA]

yeah of course you do

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this is gonna get you absolutely zero pussy btw. aside from being weird and misogynistic its also lame as fuck

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

oh buddy, this isnt a plan, this is me reporting on vwhats wvorked.

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D--> I mean this with all the sincerity I can muster, grab the nearest piece of rebar you can find and shove it down your chute until you can fit no more. That is the appro%imate feeling any living being with a pulse is filled with while reading your posts. Just reading the aradiabot section of this post made my b100dpusher shrivel. If I could rewrite any portion of that chassis, I would make sure to write a line specifically to ensure they are compelled to kick versions of you in the crotch. I am unsure of how e%actly my eventual incorporation into Doc scratch will occur, if it will at all, but if it does I will use every single ounce of my willpower to retroactively bring misery upon whatever variant of you I shepherd. You are filthy in a way no amount of towels could soak, the very act of touching them would render them fit only for a furnace. #nsfw #violence

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@handMaid[HM]

ALWAYS NICE TO SEE A FELLOW #BURGUNDYBADDIE PULLING GOLD MEDAL NUMBERS. #GUTTERTRASHEXCELLENCE. THANK YOU CRONUS. VERY COOL.

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

https://chittr.ing/profile/centaursperipherals/9cc4c035-947c-47c6-816e-9523feb94149 this you?

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D--> Yes, that is me. I fail to see how me being normal about robotic versions of my friends has anything to do with your pathetic, snivelling dispute of their personhood. Regardless of the comple% relationship I have had with Aradia, bot or not, I have never doubted her or the personhood of any other of them who are inhabiting a robot body. If I stuck your soul inside a bot I would know for a fact it would still be the same blubbering sea sponge useful only for cleaning the ocean f100r regardless of the quality of my craftsmanship as an e%ample..

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@ascendedAnew[AA]

thanks cronus reading this really perked me up after learning i was fired

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

yeah any time svweetheart

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@caligulaAscendit[CA]

ugh you are a pain in the friggin spinal chute but i cant ignore wwhat is arguably your magnum opus youre givvin neil strauss a run for his caegars this stirred my loins somethin fierce

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