@theClown — #wakingrituals
wE OuTsIdE, mY FrIeNdS. i hAvE WaLkEd tHe eDgE Of eXiStEnCe, AnD wItH UnReAlItY OnE SlIp aWaY, i hAvE LeArNeD ThAt i aM GlAd tO HaVe bEeN OrIgInAtEd fRoM A LiNeAgE Of cApRiCiOuS MoThEr fUcKiNg fUnAmBuLiStS WhO HaVe bEsToWeD UpOn mE ThE BaLaNcE AnD ThE CaPaBiLiTy wItHiN To tOe tHe fUcKiN' lInE WiThOuT FeAr. It's a wOnDeRfUl wAlK, tHaT Is. BuT ThAt's a sToRy fOr aNoThEr mOtHeR FuCkInG NiGhT. tHe wAvEs cAlL. eXiStEnCe iS OnE GrEaT BiG OcEaN Of pOsSiBiLiTy, AnD ThE OcEaN Is wHeRe mAnY Of uS FeEl aT HiVe. To tHe bEaChEs, BoYs aNd gIrLs. I'Ll lEt y'aLl kNoW WhAt tHe fUcK We gOn' GeT Up tO SoOn. :o) ...Read more
nOt a dAmN ClUe aS To wHaT ThE MoThEr fUcK Is gOiNg oN Rn, BuT I AiN'T EvEr bEeN OnE To aNy aWaY FrOm tHe oPpOrTuNiTy tO JuSt dIsAsSoCiAtE OuT Of a tOpIc aNd sTaRt tHiNkInG 'bOuT SoMe oThEr sHiT. hAhA. :o) wE OuTsIdE OnCe aGaIn, Y'AlL. 'S A HoT BiTcH SuMmEr, OfFiCiAlLy aNd wHaT ThE FuCk nOt, So i'd lIkE FoR AlL Y'AlL MoThEr fUcKeRs tO TaKe a mOmEnT To eNgAgE In sOmE SiLeNt mEdItAtIoN AnD CoNtEmPlAtE ThE NaTuRe oF WhAt iT MeAnS To bE A HoT BiTcH, aNd fInD YoUrSeLvEs gRaTeFuL FoR ThE MiRaCuLoUs wOrK ThEm bItChEs gEt uP To wHeN It cOmEs tO ShAkIn' SoMe aSs, PoPpIn' SoMe nOoK, aNd lOoKiN' sO DaMn fInE. h...Read more
tHe mEsSiAhS HaVe bLeSsEd mE TwOfOlD ToNiGhT WiTh tHe pReTtIeSt fUcKiNg gIfTs tO ThE GlObEs a bRoThEr cOuLd aSk fOr. I ReMaIn gRaTeFuL As a mOtHeR FuCkEr, AnD In tHe bItChIn' SpIrIt oF ThAt gRaTiTuDe, I AsK ThAt tHe kInDnEsS PaId uNtO Me bE PaId bAcK UnTo eVeRy sInGlE OnE Of yOu mIrAcUlOuS LiTtLe mIsCrEaNtS WaNdErInG 'rOuNd tHeSe pArTs aLoNgSiDe mE. hOnK. :o) tO ThE PiLgRiMs, ThE FoOlS, tHe dReAmErS, tHe sInNeRs, ThE SaInTs, AnD AlL ThE StRaNgE AsS MoThEr fUcKiN' iNsTaNcEs oF AnY MaNnEr oF MoThEr fUcKiN' mOtHeR FuCkEr wHaT'S MoThEr fUcKiN' wAiTiNg fOr mE To bReAk tHe gRuBlOaF WiT' 'Em. MaY FoRtUnE Fi...Read more
wE OuTsIiIiDe. FeElInG ReFrEsHeD. fEeLiNg pOsItIvElY MoThEr fUcKiN' gRaTeFuL, eVeN. tHe rOt hAs sEtTlEd iN, aNd i'vE BeEn mAdE InTo a bEtTeR TrOlL. mE AnD My rOt aRe tIgHt. ShIt aIn't nEvEr gOiNg aNyWhErE. i pRaY YoU'Ll cOmE To bE OnE WiTh tHe rOt tHaT SeTtLeS InSiDe oF YoU. iNtEgRaL PaRt oF ThE BiTcHiN' pRoCeSs, Y'KnOw. :o)
wAs oNcE A TiMe i'd cRaWl oUt oF ThE 'cOoN LiKe a gRuB FrEsHlY Re-hAtChEd. BeAdY MoThEr fUcKiNg pEePeRs aLl cRuStEd uP, bLiNkInG InTo tHe bRiGhT LuMiNeScEnCe pOuRiNg tHrOuGh tHe bLiNdS. aNd wAiTiNg fOr mE, eVeRy dAmN MoRnInG, wOuLd bE DoZeNs oF FuNnY LiTtLe mEsSaGeS. lIl' OfFeRiNgS. lItTlE PrOoFs tHaT SoMeWhErE OuT ThErE, mOtHeR FuCkErS WeRe tHiNkIn' 'bOuT Me bEfOrE I'D EvEn rUbBeD ThE SlEeP FrOm mY GlObEs. I HaD An iNkLiNg oF ThE KnOw-hOw bAcK ThEn, BuT I WaS FaR ToO GrEeN To rEcOgNiZe iT FoR WhAt iT TrUlY WaS. tHaT WaS ThE DiSeAsE CaLlEd fRiEnDsHiP. rEaL-AsS BaD MoThEr fUcKeRs cHoOsInG To mAkE RoOm ...Read more
wE OuTsIdE, aLl y'aLl mOtHeR FuCkErS MaY StAnD. wHaT'S ThE WoRd, WhAt's tHe mOvE? tHiNkInG ToNiGhT'S A NiGhT I MaY SpEnD SeArChInG FoR SeAsHeLlS AnD ShInY AsS LiL' rOcKs 'N ShIt. UsEd tO Be a nIcE LiL' dUmB AsS ThInG I'D Do wHeNeVeR I FeLt tHe tEdIuM CrEePiN' oN Me. :o)
mAyHaPs a tOuCh tOo mOtHeR FuCkInG EaRlY FoR SoMe oF Y'AlL, bUt i'm eNjOyInG My tImE OuT HeRe. So i fIgUrEd dRoPpInG In tO Do tHe uSuAl wOuLdN'T Be mUcH Of a cRiMe 'N AlLaT. :o) mOrNiNg, MoRnInG. wE OuTsIdE. hAhAhA. aSsUmInG YoU FiNd yOu fInD Yo'sElF InClInEd tOwArDs rEaLiZiNg tHe oPpOrTuNiTy, A NiNjA AsKs yOu tO TaKe tHe vOw oF SiLeNcE FoR A 'mO. sIt 'Yo gLuTeS DoWn, AnD AsSuMe tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG SuKhAsAnA. sTeAdY YoUrSeLf. AnD BrEaThE. tAkE A DeEp bReAtH AnD LiStEn tO ThE OlD BrAg oF YoUr pUsHeR. i aM, i aM, i aM. bReAtH Is tHe bRiDgE WhIcH CoNnEcTs lIfE To cOnScIoUsNeSs, WhIcH UnItEs yOuR BoDy...Read more
aN OfT-CiTeD MoThEr fUcKiNg pAsSaGe fRoM ThE BaRs uPoN BaRs uPoN BaRs sUtRa rEcOuNtS A MoSt iNqUiSiTiVe mOtHeR FuCkInG HeRd jOcKeY SeAtEd bEsIdE A PeN Of hIs dEgRaDeD ShItBeAsTs cOnTeMpLaTiNg pUrItY. hE LaMeNtS ThAt tRoLlS, tHoUgH GiFtEd wItH ThOuGhT, fAiTh, AnD ThE SaCrEd bUrDeN Of cHoIcE, sPeNd tHeIr lIvEs wAlLoWiNg iN PrIdE, vIoLeNcE, aNd sElF-DeCePtIoN. tHe bEaStS BeFoRe hIm, MeAnWhIlE, kNoW OnLy mUd, CuD, aNd tHe oCcAsIoNaL AtTeMpT To mUnCh oN HiS CeReMoNiAl gArB WhEn hE AiN'T LoOkInG. y'sEe, ThE BrOtHeR InItIaLlY CoNcLuDeS ThAt tHe lUsIi mUsT ThErEfOrE Be tHe fIlThIeSt fUcKiN' cReAtUrEs iN ExIsT...Read more
wOkE Up wItH WaR On mY MoThEr fUcKiNg mInD. wAr oN EvErY SpEcIeS. wAr oN EvErY IlLnEsS. wAr oN EvErY SeNsAtIoN. sOmEtImEs, YoU JuSt gOtTa lEt yO'SeLf fEeL It oUt. ThE DrIvE WiThIn yOu tO EvIsCeRaTe aS YoU WeRe hAtChEd tO MoThEr fUcKiNg dO. eViScErAtIoN CaN ExIsT On a dEePlY SpIrItUaL LeVeL, tOo. ThAt's tHe tYpE Of uRgE ThAt fUcKs wIt' YoU ThE WoRsT. iT'S WhAt mAnY Of mY BrEtHrEn cAn't eVeR SeEm tO EsCaPe. BuT I HaVe. AnD I AiM To hElP ThEm rEaCh tHe pEaCe i hAvE CuLtIvAtEd wItHiN My mOtHeR FuCkInG AnImA, aS I DiD BeFoRe tHeM. bLeSs uP, y'aLl. We oUtSiDe. :o) #vIbEs #FaItH #wAkInGrItUaLs
mAkA-DaDdY Is bAcK. wHaT'S ThE HaPs wIt' Y'AlL, lIzArDs? Y'AlL DoInG 'iGhT? hOpInG I HeAr sOmE PoSiTiVe rEaSsUrAnCeS On tHaT. hOpInG To hEaR ThAt wE'Re oUtSiIiIdE. :o) #ViBeS #fAiTh #WaKiNgRiTuAlS
wE OuTsIdE. a bLeSsEd gOoDlIgHt tO AlL My fElLoW MoThEr fUcKiNg sTaR WaLkErS. yOu'lL FoRgIvE ThE SuDdEn vIbE I HaD LaSt nIgHt. BlEd iNtO ThIs mOrNiNg. ThAt bEiNg sAiD. tHe bReEzE Is rEaL SwEeT. mIgHt bE EvEn sWeEtEr tO HaVe yO' pEaRl oN My tOnGuE. :o) #ViBeS #fAiTh #WaKiNgRiTuAlS #nSfW
yEsTeRnIgHt kIcKeD ThE FuCk oUtTa mE. gOt sOmE ReAl iNtEnSiVe mOtHeR FuCkInG WoRk gOiNg cRiTiCaL, tHoUgH. sHiT WaS GoOd. ReAl gOoD. nOw, ToDaY We vIbE. wE OuTsIiIiDe, My fRiEnDs. We oUtSiDe. :o) #vIbEs #FaItH #wAkInGrItUaLs
rEaL EaRlY. aT ThIs hOuR, tHe uNiVeRsE FoRgEtS ItSeLf. StOpS PrEtEnDiNg aT CrUeL InDiFfErEnCe. JuSt fOr a bReAtH. jUsT LoNg eNoUgH To sLiP SoMeThInG InTo yOuR HaNdS... aWaReNeSs. AnD WiTh iT, sOmEtHiNg wEaRiNg tHe sHaPe oF MoThEr fUcKiNg pEaCe, ImPoSsIbLe aNd cOuNtErFeIt aNd rEaL AlL At oNcE. We oUtSiDe, My fRiEnDs. I KnOw oNlY A FeW Of yOu aRe oUt hErE. bUt yUnG G MaKaRa wIlL AlWaYs bE HeRe. :o) ThAt's wOrD. #ViBeS #fAiTh #WaKiNgRiTuAlS
wAkEy, WaKeY. wAkE 'yO MoThEr fUcKiN' aSsEs uP. iT'S A NeW NiGhT. gEt yO' sHiT ReAdY. i'dUnNo 'BoUt y'aLl, BuT I'M FiNnA GeT DoWn wItH ThE ZeN Of iT AlL ToNiGhT. oN SoMe rEaL ShIt. We oUtSiIiIiDe. :o) #vIbEs #FaItH #wAkInGrItUaLs
iT'S 'cHa bOy. We oUtSiIiIiDe. :o) #vIbEs #FaItH #wAkInGrItUaLs