♣ mediated by @theClown
(=^･⩊･^=) < DOMINUS MORTEM NOBIS INFINITAM ET HORRENDAM AFFERET. ACCIPE EAM... SEMPER FATUM TUUM FUIT.
hey uh. listen man, i d0nt hate you. i d0nt know if that even matters, but im trying two be more sympathetic and shit, ykn0w? your head screws with y0u sometimes and makes y0u intwo a different pers0n. i get that. hope shit l0oks up.
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Oh, my... you 'ave such a way with words! ⚓︎
@L1LSH1TP3T4 4ND 1 H4V3 M4D3 OURS3LV3S #CLOWNSON4S PL34S3 R3SP3CT MY D3C1S1ON FOR TH1S WH1L3 SH1TP3T4 M4Y H4V3 DR3SS3D UP 1N TH4T CUT3 L1TTL3 OUTF1T 1 H4V3 D3C1D3D TO T4K3 1T UPON MYS3LF TO 4CTU4LLY F1ND 4 CLURCH 4ND WH4T D1D 1 3NCOUNT3R 1N MY L1TTL3 4DV3NTUR3?? 4 GOLD3N CH4L1C3!! 4ND 4N 4W3SOM3 THRON3 4ND SKULLS.. HTTPS://F1L3.G4RD3N/4DXXJRDFCBC6CM1W/CLOWNZ1.PNG
P3RH4PS 1T 1S T1M3 1 3NT3R MY #CLOWN3R4
https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
i neeDD ♀o be higher i ♀hink, maybe ♀hen my pan will shu♀ up
ЯRESPECTFULLY, BЯROTHEЯR, DO_'T CAЯRE. LOWBLOOD IS LOWBLOOD.
THE OBJECTIVELY COЯRЯRECT ЯRA_KI_G.
(=^･⩊･^=) < *WITH UGH, DIDN'T MEAN TO TYPE WEIRD.
(=^･⩊･^=) < MEW KNOW WHAT MEW CAN PRACTICE THOSE LONG FINGERS ON?~ #SUGGESTIVE
An Account Of The Signless From One Of The Disciples Reads, "And We Watched Him Drag The Grand Highblood From The Wreckage, Watched As He'd Nursed His Wounds And Papped His Cheek Reassuringly. When Asked Why He Simply Replied: Though I May Be The World's Enemy, It Is Not Mine." - Your Couturier
⊹₊˚{ you know i kind of hate asking this }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ but how did you do it? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
you all have puT me in The mood To spread The good word, now
DOES THIS COUNT AS TAXIDERMY? 🤔 #GORE
i appreciate it i supp0se i charge nightly if i d0 n0t get the chance t0 i charge the next m0rning instead as t0 av0id any issues
the sens0rs in them require being charged if i wish t0 feel things thr0ugh them
Yes!
Ɏ ha-a-a. gosh. i dunno a-a-about a-a-all tha-a-at, but your words ma-a-ake me smileful. i a-a-am stra-a-aining my pa-a-an here, i don't usua-a-ally think this ha-a-ard a-a-about stuff. but it's fun. -w- i will ha-a-ave to give this some deep thought a-a-and get ba-a-ack to you. ma-a-aybe if i spa-a-ace out for a-a-a bit things will click into pla-a-ace? sometimes tha-a-at helps when i'm right on the edge of remembering something but it keeps eluding me. i've got a-a-all the pieces so i just need to figure out the thing connecting them... Ɏ
Ɏ oouhh i wa-a-as never grea-a-at a-a-at seeing the big-picture. memory, ma-a-aybe? tha-a-at only a-a-arrives a-a-after moments lea-a-ave the 'now', a-a-and they're never left exa-a-actly the sa-a-ame. time's the thief of memory, so ma-a-aybe the inverse counts. ca-a-an't rela-a-ate it to the other stuff, though... ma-a-aybe yea-a-arning? longing? it ca-a-an ma-a-ake you do some ba-a-ad stuff. ...less specific. spa-a-ace? it only a-a-arrives when something occupying it lea-a-aves. it stea-a-als nothing, beca-a-ause it -is- nothing - a-a-and 'Nothing' is where where you left it. but tha-a-at doesn't rea-a-ally mesh with dea-a-ath, or the like. i'm hung up on the 'wea-a-ars the fa-a-aces' thing... time a-a-and a-a-age 'wea-a-ar' them, but those a-a-aren't exa-a-actly right. experience, ma-a-aybe? or the -a-a-act- of experiencing? existence is just the stuff we experience, a-a-after a-a-all. ma-a-aybe the concept of 'growth'. bwuh. i dunnoooo. Ɏ
HMMMMMM 1 W1LL TRY OUT YOUR 4DV1C3 FOR TH1S L1GHT 4ND R3PORT B4CK MY F1ND1NGS! 4ND 1F TH3 F1ND1NGS 4R3 NO GOOD, 1’LL H4V3 TO GN4W YOUR HORNS OFF. >;]
Y34H Y34H. 1 KNOW!! M4YB3 1 W4S JUST T4K1NG 4 TR1P TO SNOOZ3TOWN TOO H4RD 4ND FUCK3D UP MYS3LF SO S1LLY TH4T 1 W1SH TO LONG3R MOV3.
?BLOOd? ?er no... Pain? -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
TH3 HYP3R SP3C1F1CS L1T3R4LLY MY WHOL3 J4M BUT TH4T'S F41R.
Ɏ huhmm. follows, but a-a-also lea-a-ads to it? ma-a-aybe deca-a-ay? rot? Ɏ
GR34T. P4SS4G3 OF T1M3. TH3 P4ST. TH3 FUTUR3.SP4C3, M4YB3. M1GHT H4V3 TO TH1NK ON TH1S FURTH3R THOUGH
C4N 1 JUST K33P THROW1NG OUT GU3SS3S
Ɏ ..dea-a-ath? i a-a-am not very good with riddles sorry Ɏ
TH3 ONLY TH1NG 1 C4N TH1NK OF 1S T1M3 BUT TH4T DO3SN'T QU1T3 F1T..
1 W1LL B3 TH1NK1NG 4BOUT TH1S
1 DON’T TH1NK TH1S TROLL SL3PT 4T 4LL TOO W3LL! LOW3R B4CK HURTS L1K3 4 B1TCH >:[
>:/
YOU’LL B3 G1V1NG M3 YOUR CLOOT13S
DON’T C4LL M3 B4BY. TH4T’S JUST 1CKY! >:[
4T L4ST, YOUR L1TTL3 GRUBL1NKS 4R3 H1DD3N FROM TH3 PUBL1C’S 3Y3
1 s33 y4 m4k4r4. >8;]
I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR FACE. i'm gonna feel that skull break between my teeth. DON'T YOU MESSAGE ME EVER MOTHER FUCKING AGAIN. i wish you were like your wicked brother.
fuck this. I'M GOING OFF PLANET. flarp or whatever. I NEED TO COOL OFF. and crack some mother fucking skulls like cherry candy. BYE.
wHy aRe tHe oThEr gAmZeEs sO Up aNd mOtHeRfUcKiN' dRaMaTiC BrO
SHE LEFT ME AND SHE MOTHER FUCKING TOLD EVERYONE I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she left me. i got snot and tears running down my face brother.
the last thin i need is advvice from a zealous circusfreak in saggin harem pants i swwear evvery time i look awway the ground splits open an spits out another honkin clubmonger noww if youll excuse me youvve reminded me i havve a hivveslavve to buffet bloody
im a terrible person wwith a nil quantity a redeemable traits im nevver gonna change i can only plummet dowwnwward at an unprecedented record breakin rate im the biggest flop the fattest jobbie in societys unflushed porta potty its nevver gonna get better huh #imisshim
H4PPY #T3R3Z1TU3SD4Y
ヾ(＾-＾)ノ Saw a drone today. I drew a smiley face on its back! Yay!
gamzee said no brokie on brokie crimes, that shit's whack
I Am sO ExcItEd, thErE Is A bOnfIrE At thE lOcAl bIg tOp tOnIght! I hAvE On my nIcE bAll gOwn And Am hEAdIng thErE nOw! thEy sAId thEy ArE gOIng tO InvItE mEmbErs Of OthEr cAstEs, I wOndEr fOr whAt pUrpOsE. pErhAps It cAn AssIst On my AnthrOpOlOgIcAl stUdy On nOn clOwns! I Am qUItE ExcItEd tO sEE hOw EvErythIng gOEs. #clOwnpOstIng
That Is Far Too Many Pity And Mediation Reactions For My Liking I Am Supposed To Be The One Doling Out The Latter In Fact
I'm s• m•therfucking high I c•uld бe higher than a fucking galaxy. Swinging my arms ar•und in all the fucking stars like in a s•uþ, fucking swirling it all inside ar•und #suбstance
kudos!
Oh The Face I Just Made Was Absolutely Atrocious #Vagueposting #ExtremelyVagueConsideringIDoNotBelieveAnyoneCanSeeMyNotifications
oh i have a much better idea. ask me questions and i promise i will lie to you. would you like some misinformation? ask away.
HUH? THERE’S GONNNNNA BE A CULLING?
thanks 4 the feedback brah, as much as it hurts <////3
shit barbers are on the list for guillotined during the revvolution
iam Still v3ryScar3d though S3(
uhmy3ah i thinkthat mak3S S3nS3to m3 S3)
rechitt tbh
Interesting.
HTTPS://F1L3.G4RD3N/4DXXJRDFCBC6CM1W/177913629552044690.JP3G #NSFW #P41L1NGS34SON
I don’t know if you wanna take a look in here brotha, it’$$$ a me$$$ HA!
I havw to meet someone and I dont wannnaa.. but i have to as i agreed to it. I dont even like him. Wuxjy
>>| .an .appreciation post to purplebloods. dont be .afraid .of them. they're just living their live how they .actually want to. they won't hurt .anyone without .a reason. most .of them do perform silly .and funny stuff. .i think .about to go to the circus .again .and .enjoy .antoher gorgeous show. .all how they dance .and jump .and many many more. please, do .appreciate them for such show. #purplelove
@arsenicCatnxp WH3N YOU S41D YOUR JOB H4D 4N OP3N POS1T1ON, TH1S 1S NOT WH4T 1 H4D 1N M1ND #suggestive #nsfw ish #maidcafe #sendhelp #rightnow #maidposting https://file.garden/adxXjRdfCBC6Cmiw/maidcafe.png
1 M4Y OR M4Y NOT H4V3 R3L4PS3D. BUT!! 1 W1LL B3 ON MY W4Y W1TH 4 G1FT. 1 C4N'T SHOW UP 3MPTY H4ND3D 4T YOUR G3N3ROS1TY.
COMP3NS4T1ON? OH. OH FUCK. FUCK NO!! TH4T'S TH3 L4ST TH1NG 1 N33D TH3S3 W31RDOS TO B3 GL4NC1NG 4T W1TH TH31R G4ND3R BULBS! TRY 4S 1 M1GHT, YOUR L1TTL3 F33TS H4V3 FOR3V3R S1ZZL3D 1TS W4Y 1NTO MY TH1NKP4N 4ND C4N NO LONG3R B3 R3MOV3D FROM MY M3MORY!! HOW3V3R, 1F YOU TOSS M3 4 D3L1C1OUS L1TTL3 R3D SUG4RY BOTTL3 MY W4Y 1 *M11GHT* JUST B3 4BL3 TO FORG1V3 YOU. >:]
i gOt #FaItH In tHeM DaWgS
PUT THOS3 DOGS 4W4Y
You Know As Much As I Do Appreciate It In A Sense Its Hard For Me To Truly See A World Where Youre Actually Willing To Be There For Me Given Everything Thats Happened Of Course
yes but the strange aspect it i d0 n0t wish t0 crush her windpipe like it is n0thing m0re than a twig i think i am 0ver c0mplaining this
So many events today, and I'm choosing to stay at my hive to play 8alatro, get drunk, and throw many insults at people who kinda annoy me on the internet. #su8stance #sad
i don't need YOU of all motherfuckers to weigh in on this you :o) Very delightful descendant of mine! constantly gettin' shit from alt yous and now you yourself words cant be formed for how much i god damn :o) LOVE you.
how the motherfuck am i supposed to pick a side in this. there's bitches and hoes i love on both sides of this mess. and its all over THE STUPIDEST SHIT IN THE GOD DAMN WORLD. THIS IS BY FAR THE DUMBEST, MOST MOTHERFUCKIN' ASININE ARGUMENT WE HAVE EVER HAD AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING. especially considering. I don't be giving a motherfuck. About either of these dumb yaoi motherfuckers. #Jakedirk #Dirkjake it doesn't matter in the fuckin' slightest when the only yaoi you should ever give a shit about is Calibloz. Caliborn Kurloz. Myself and my beautiful Lord. The most #ALPHA of motherfuckers paired with myself. his ever devoted servant. just FOOD FOR MOTHERFUCKING THOUGHT.
In Order To Preserve The Last Reserves Of My Dignity And Sanity For The Evening Ive Decided To Ignore The Fact That You For Some Reason Decided To Call Me "K-Baby"
Dinner Alone Isnt That A Novel Concept #JustDivorced
well trOlls are fickle. the different branches tell a lOt abOut a persOn and what they believe in. sure mOst the dOctrine is the same but this is persOnally fOr research.
Only thing strOnger than the indOmitable trOll spOrt is Of cOurse the clOwthOlic guilt Of dOing anything at all #religiOnpOsting #clurchpOsting
what branch Of the clurch dO the users On this site fOllOw? persOnally im clOwthic, hOw abOut the rest Of thOu
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part deux. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fe1ab7fc3f.png
y'think so? i mean i 6uess i Can see where the worry Comes in, but it ain't like... it ain't just for pailin' folks, y'know? it's like my pusher's burstin' with warmth 'n'... i dunno, maybe yer ri6ht, pardner. maybe i am bein' silly.
the way they got me feelin all giddy whenever i see purple text on the feed is startin 2 feel a lil pavlovian honestly
and y0u didn't invite me?? 0n0
人によって話す言語は違っても、性的快感による喘ぎ声は世界共通だ。
yessssssss it'ss massocchisst time babyyyy ssomeone sslap me and ssmasssh my head into tthe floor and usse me like I'm a doll pleasse #nssfw #nssfwe
ここにいるなんて、どれほど汚いことを許されるのでしょうか?
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა oh my gog ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა what a thing to wake up to ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა!! Ი𐑼
⚇ stay fortified, brother. ⚇
concept: their hands traveling up over your waist as you glide across the dance floor your breath hitching as they raise your mask just high enough to gain access to your lips "is this what you want?" they murmur your steps stay synchronized even as they lean closer to ghost their lips to yours the sensatation dipping away in a terrible tease you lean forward to try and chase the passion but they only laugh at your eagerness pressing two fingers to their mouth before bringing them to your lips shivers coursing through your body as the indirect kiss is placed with such a delicate touch "just a taste for now" they smile pulling you closer to continue the dance (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, #outglutmasquerade, pda, flushcoded, no quads mentioned, indirect kiss, masked stranger, size difference, archive rating: T)
1F YOU'R3 CUR1OUS 1F 1'LL SM4SH OR P4SS YOU COMM3NT B3LOW.. 1'M BOR3D 4ND W1LL1NG TO DO ON3 OF TH3S3 B3FOR3 1 SL33P.
i want t0 be in the m0st abusive relati0nship p0ssible #blackr0mp0sting #vi0lence
)(ey! More power to you if you are on )(ere )(aving sex or w)(atever, (CRAZY.) but PL-EAS-----E do not interact wit)( me if you do! 38) I )(ave unresolved and complex feelings about -Eridan Ampora and t)(e matespirt w)(o never formally broke up wit)( me! I )(ave )(ad a wave of people flirting wit)( me and it is making me uncomfortable. 38/
HOT T4K3 TH3 CONF3SS1ONS P4G3S 4R3 FOR COW4RDS
)(ttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/39/a4/0d/39a40db7950c0c1887a51e2ad776be2b.jpg T)(is is w)(ere I found out I )(ad autism.
𖦤 Y'know / what / this / might / be / genius / actually It's / like / dangling / a / steak / over / a / pack / of / starving / woofbeasts / and / then / just / walking / away / with / it. / Look / at / 'em / down / there. / Barking / their / little / heads / off Almost / wish / I'd / thought / of / it :||
as big as this house is there are very few rooms that weve yet to "christen" during this sort of honeymoon phase. and following this train of thought ive realized i havent shown him the observatory yet. youd think it would come up sooner but as ive mentioned weve been a bit distracted. #suggestive #nsfw
t0 slam them int0 the gr0und their beautiful bl00d against my steel skin the 0nly part that truly feels is my s0ul 0f paper as the cathartic rhythm 0f 0f my fists beating them again and again until my 0wn machine j0ints give way and i rust and r0t they gasp t0 stay barley c0nsci0us i h0ld them pulling tighter as we bleed in each 0ther's arms 0ne 0f fuel the 0ther c0l0r dr0wned by its 0verwhelming might #suggestive #vi0lenve
this vwasnt your shangri-la motherfucker. werent no carniwval music, no sounds of barkers shouting owver the crowvds, no screams of mixed joy/suffering. this wvas falling through the abyss, forewver and ewver, unable to look awvay from it, and it unable to look avway from you.
so. time. lemme tell you about time. i died once. meenah brought a big ol bomb that killed us all during the scratch, perfectly timed so wved all continue to exist through it, ewven if just as ghosts. that vwouldntwve evwen wvorked if not for lil peixes getting a vwhole helluwva lot more bubbles. we all spent countless, and i mean countless swveeps as ghosts, repeating the same teen drama, ovwer and ovwer and owver, for all of eternity. the time ivwe spent as a greaser alone exceeds the life of the alternian empire by magnitudes. you dont growv as a ghost, you dont change, you aint relevwant, youre half-true, and you aint essential. youre stagnant, no, ewven that implies some sort of growvth, some potential. youre the rock formations left behind by glaciers eons ago. water touched you one, forewver shaped you, and nowv this is vwhat you are. i knovw wvhat its like to experience malaise for an untold infinity. or, i thought i did. roxy lalonde. @tipsygnostalgic#2248. she taught me othervwise. i vwent into the wvoid, as of vwriting this, nine hours ago from the perspectivwe of the chittr timeline. from my perspectiwve. it wvas long enough to havwe wvitnessed the heat death of paradox space and its rebirth, ovwer and ovwer and owver and ovwer and owver and ovwer and owver. its like one of those vwind-up music boxes. all the players emerge, do a little dance, and wvhen its all ovwer they go to sleep. someone slots in the key, wvinds it all up, and the stage is set anevw. i knovw this nowv. you all think you wvant justice. action. blood. you dont understand. you dont understand. there wvas nothing in there. i dont mean that there wvasnt anything there. i mean there vwas nothing there. after the first thousand swveeps i started talking to the nothing instead of just myself. after the first million it began speaking back. after the first trillion i began to understand it. after the first quintillion it began to understand me. already this knovwledge is leaking from my pan. it oozes out. i cant contain it. if i vwere stronger, if i vwere some sort of ultimate self, then perhaps. but thats not me. im cronus ampora. i play my role. i dance. i dont blame her for vwhat shes done to me. sometimes no one gets a happy ending. part 5 coming soon to a chittr near you.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/458e02777fd9.jpeg @gutsyGumshoe HONK.
https://i.ibb.co/8R3tFL9/image.png Raffaello Sanzio da Urbino (Raphael), The Judgment of Solomon (1518-19), fresco, Loggia di Raffaello, Apostolic Palace, Vatican City. Pales in comparison to the custody battle @gutsyGumshoe and @timaeusTestified#0414 are currently embroiled in. @golgothasTerror @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @caligulasAquarium @terminallyCapricious#2753 @adiosToreador @grandioseSaturation
there was a girl who grew up with a ticking timer over her head. every day the numbers stared her down dropping steadily-- years, months, days, hours, minutes, seconds getting smaller. "when this timer reaches zero" an old man told her "the whole world is going to end." the timer was such a constant in her life that even when she wasnt looking at it she knew exactly what it would read, how close it was to zero, to the very second. "inevitable" "inescapable" it was supposed to be this thing twined inseparably with the very nature of the world she was created in. when the timer reached zero her world still stood. the destruction that was supposed to rain from the sky didnt come. but it was supposed to. she knew that it was supposed to. the timer wasnt meant to read zero but for a fraction of a second before it was obliterated with everything else. but it stared at her and kept staring for years. it kept staring for a decade. the girl could not be relieved that the world still stood. there was something more precious to her that could not continue to exist without that destruction. she feared every day that it might disappear as though it had never been there in the first place because without the destruction it wouldnt have been created. so the girl spends that decade examining everything as closely as possible, testing every possibility, making every adjustment, trying and trying and trying to bring that destruction she had been promised. the precious thing starts to hate her and she lets it. she doesnt need for it to think well of her she just needs it to live. the precious thing doesnt disappear and the girl cant prove that it isnt in part due to her efforts. maybe the work shes doing is promise enough of a coming destruction that the universe wont write it off as a failure just yet. but what if she eases up? what if she becomes satisfied with a decade of undisturbed status quo and decides that nothing has any consequences after all? what if that choice to stop is what kills her precious thing? i dont know how to resolve this story satisfactorily. im sorry that i cant give you a nice conclusion.
It is high time someone teach this amphibious cretin that he cannot, and I quote, "handle allat."
...Do you think he tastes more like surf, or turf........? - MC Oleana
Unreal Heiress, play Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra.
... I will concede. Gamzee Makara thwarted my security detail and proceeded to knock the seeds straight out of my melon. A handful of times. A handful of dozen of times, if his posts are to be believed. Pardon me if I have trouble keeping count. But they say that the way to a man's heart ultimately is through his stomach. And folks, have I EVER got supper in the oven.
.....on...on the..the grass ?? my sweet clown...
touch the lawn8lades for me
If Anything I Would Simply Prefer They Do Whatever They Call This Kind Of Overly Graphic Caliginous Parody Play Somewhere Else Any Place We All Wont Be Unwittingly Subjected To It In The Middle Of The Workday Would Be Ideal
Am I glad he's baked in there, and that we're out here- - MC Oleana
ATTENTION @TERMINALLYCAPRICIOUS#2753. THIS IS, APPARENTLY, YOUR HANDLER SPEAKING. LOOK, TIMELINES ARE COMPLICATED AND SO IS MOIRAILLEGIANCE, BUT YOU WORK WITH WHAT YOU HAVE, NOT WHAT YOU WISHED FOR. SO HERE IT IS. HERE IS YOUR TACTICAL RESPONSE. I GET IT. YOU ARE UPSET. YOU CONTAIN WITHIN YOU THE UNBRIDLED BURNING FUCKAGEDDON-IGNITING HEAT OF A THOUSAND GREEN SUNS. IT IS THE HEAT OF A FULL-BLOWN REACTOR MELTDOWN, AND IT FEELS LIKE NO QUANTITY OF CONCRETE AND BORON, NO MATTER HOW CYCLOPEAN THE SIZE OF THE FAT FUCKING DUMPSCUTTLETRUCK THAT BACKS IT UP, COULD POSSIBLY QUENCH THE FALLOUT OF THIS *THERMONUCLEAR* CRASH-OUT YOU ARE HAVING. AND BY THE METRIC OF YOUR OWN SICK, TWISTED, LOOP-DE-LOOP HOPBEAST CARNIVAL LOGIC HAPPENING INSIDE YOUR SLUDGY THINKPAN RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE JUSTIFIED. THAT ASSHOLE'S HORNS STOLE HER GANDERBULBS AWAY FROM YOU FOR FIVE SWEET, PRECIOUS SECONDS, AND IF YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM, THEN YOU'LL SCOOP THEM OUT WITH A SERRATED LARGE ROUND BUNCHFRUIT SPOON AND SPREAD THEM ON TOAST. BUT, TO QUOTE THE INSIPID VERNACULAR OF A BESPECTACLED DIPSHIT RAP GOD I AM SO BALEFULLY ACQUAINTED WITH, YOU ARE CURRENTLY, AS THEY SAY, "SCARING THE HOES." SO IT IS WITH THE REQUISITE CLEARANCE CODES AND THE EN ROUTE BALLISTIC MISSILE OF MY CATASTROPHIC FULL-BORE PALE POWER THAT I SAY TO YOU NOW. LET'S JUST COOL IT FOR NOW, MAN. WE CAN WATCH TROLL AIR BUD, IF YOU WANT. I WILL WATCH *UP TO FIVE* OF THE TROLL AIR BUD MOVIES WITH YOU. SIGH. -- CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST SENT YOU A PAP. --
[ A photo is attached. A selfie. Gamzee is reclining in a luxurious, gold-clawed tub, made of the finest marble. His smile is still on his face, much more placid now. His eyes, though bulging and one completely covered in purple, are calm. His hair is wet and weighed down, dripping a vaguely purple water as he looks into the camera. His torso is naked, glossy with water and stains of dried blood, bite marks and bruises. Behind him is a very blurry, metallic object swinging down for his skull. ] #gore #nsfw #nsfwe #violence
i wAs nOt uP AnD ExPeCtInG ClOwN On cLoWn vIoLeNcE On mY MoThErFuCkIn' DaShBoArD ToDaY
DON'T YOU WORRY. YOUR FAMILIARITY WITH THE INTERIOR OF KITCHEN APPLIANCES IS ABOUT TO SPREAD BEFORE YOU LIKE A VAST NEW TERRITORY. YOU ARE NOT GOING IN THE FRIDGE. I WILL MAKE YOU BEG ME FOR THE COOL REPRIEVE OF THE CRISPER DRAWER. BUSTER, WE ARE HAVING GAMBURGER HELPER FOR DINNER! YOU'RE GOING HEAD FIRST INTO THAT FUCKING OVEN!!!!! #nsfw #violence #gore
i just saw this post again. WITH SOME FRESH EYES. i'm definitely gonna mother fucking beat you my brother. GONNA MAKE MY OWN FACE PASTE. that's my succulent ass peach. FIND YOUR OWN! lest you get mother fucking #clownedon.*
FUCK1NG CLOWNS.
#DaShWaTcHiNg
and they said unto me, THAT THE SPIT SALTS OF THE HERETICS AND THE FALSE IDOLS, the basalt and sandstone pillars that the mighty false crown rests on, WILL COME CRASHING DOWN. that the sea will dry up in the wake of our mirth, WE'LL DRINK IT DRY AND FEAST ON THEIR FINS, that the flames of the green sun will mother fucking overtake the dark sky in a final drop of the curtain. THE TRUE HEIRS WILL RISE UP AND THE FALSE CROWN WILL BE CRUSHED. the children of the messiahs will rule. IT IS SAID THAT ONE OF THESE CHILDREN WILL RISE TO REAR THE DOUBLE TWINS OF THE ANGELS OF DOUBLE DEATH. and take the snakes sleepin at the pit of the lion in the deep dark of the world. AMEN.
Guh.
you next.
BIG MOTHER FUCKING BIDDIES OR NOT.
YOU'R3 HOM3L3SS...?? UH... W3LL, 1 KNOW SOM3 HOPP3D UP HOM3L3SS P3OPL3 WHO M4N4G3 TO FUCK1NG P1CK UP G4RB4G3 B1NS.. M4YB3 1F YOU HOPP3D UP ON SOM3TH1NG 1T'LL G1V3 YOU 4N 4DV4NT4G3 4G41NST YOUR OTH3R S3LF? #SUBST4NC3
[ A blurry, pink-tinted photo of a bloody sleeveless hand wrapped so hard around Gamzee's neck that his eyes and tongue bulge out like Bart Simpson. He is missing several teeth, and the end of his clownish nose has been bitten so hard as to hang off by a thread. ] #nsfw #violence #gore
1 S33 1 S33... W3LL GOOD LUCK! 1F YOU TWO 3ND UP F1GHT1NG PL34S3 R3CORD 1T.
@terminallyCapricious#2753 TAKE FUCKING NOTES, BUSTER!!!!
THANK you.
Regarding @aeneasCaldarium's #CAGTTL. I have thoroughly reviewed both the content of these dossiers AND the general community backlash. My own personal revulsion aside, I must deliver down props where due for this greased-down reprobate's investigative chops. In a way, they're sales chops, and he is the community's MOST reviled door-to-door entrepreneur! It is a shame that burrowing betwixt the legs of a woman like a fat starving tick seems to occupy the greater share of his cognitive ability, because imagine what he could do if he weren't such a foaming pervert! I have seen the societal contributor that he is FIRSTHAND on the opposite face of the dimensional coin. Slight detraction: I wonder if Gameward has laid eyes on this open admission of desperation and his feelings on the matter. I must forward the guide to him later. BACK TO TOPIC. What else could I possibly say? Am I expected to unflinchingly take up the woman's side of this double shield wall? Normally, I say "very well, bub! And hand me that spear while you're at it!" But lordy, he has read you two so transparently that I daresay your iterations have COLLECTIVELY failed to preserve the mystery. He has you open like the morning paper, and you have permitted such prying eyes in exchange for the cheap thrill and the currency of fleeting romantic attention from a man you do not even actually want! There is a lesson about self-esteem to be delivered here by someone with a gentler touch than mine. For now, I shall simply say this. PLEASE, for the love of all womankind, get shrewd and don't just rummage for these cheap loose sexual extremities out of the bargain bin. #nsfw I guess.
⚇ now thats some shit i can get behind. ⚇ besides ⚇ ain't nothin' wrong with some squeezy bits every now and then. ⚇ if you catch my drift ;8) ⚇
SUCH SMART WORDS.
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youre all certainly familiar with the trolley problem. imagine with me that you see a woman at the lever. if she does not pull the lever then the trolley is on course to hit exactly four people. if she pulls the lever those four people will be the only survivors from a planet with a population in the billions. you watch her pull the lever without a second thought. she knows that she is not one of the four designated survivors. i dont have a question for you at the end of this one. but youre free to answer anyway if you feel so compelled.
i hate how it is! i heard some of y'all murderClowns Can just soak up injury. that shit ain't fair!
Broke: Thinking about mfin hemospectrum politics 🙄 Woke: Downing forty bottles of Sglug, painting your mufuckin face, and causing pure chaos in the streets!!! 🤡🎺🎉🏏
all i'm sayin' is, if i'm 6ettin' Chased down and Can't 6et away from one of them murderClowns? first five bullets are for them. last ones for me if they still ain't stopped. #violenCe implied #suiCide
Clowns will really get on chittr dot ing and say some shit like, "But we only kill by the dozens violently and mercilessly SOMETIMES. We're really just cute nicies little guys. C'mon. I don't even have blood on my shoes or nothing." And we're just supposed to like, Eat it?????
[MM] is now Online fuckass clowns
A bEAUtIfUl sErmOn yOU ArE pErhAps rIght, I fOrgEt mysElf brOthEr...
AlrIght OUt Of yOUr slUmp UrsIlA, AhEm If yOU fEAr clOwns dO nOt! wE ArE fAIthfUl fOllOwErs Of thE mOst mIrthfUl mEssIAhs! dO fEAr sUbjUggUlAtOrs thOUgh, thEy wIll cUll yOU.
Oh Noessss The Big Scary Cloun Wiill Cull Me!!! I Wont!!!! My Brothers And Sisters On The Messiahs Might, But You Just Gottta Run!! Be Honest, If A Friggiin, Biighuge Guy Starts Chasing You To Cull You, You Just Go On An Alleyway, Most Subjugs Are Over 10ft Tall Just Hide Somewhere! Theyrres Trong But They Cantt Push Buildings Lol loser Behaviour To Be Scared Of Clown's First Of All Im So Cute, And Thats All That I Gotta Say On The Matter >:p :o)
>>| you .are correct .in .everything, yet the .it's too late. my mind, my vision, my view .is .already set .on purplebloods. .it's hard to describe why, but .only how. how? well, because .i did .a lot .of research. .i studied .other cultures. from lowbloods, to the highbloods. .i .even wanted to .understand my .own caste, what .is .unique .in mine .and yet. boring. .others .are boring, comparing to clowns, to purplebloods. .i .apologize, but .i .actually tried, .i'm sorry. .i just can't find .anything cool .in .others. this .is why .it's called .a passion.
sooo true, life has no meaning so make it type shit
Apologies for the lack of interesting or insightful posts so far. With the combination of a migraine and an ache in my stomach the only proper thought I have been able to formulate all day is "Ow.", or "Ouch" if I'm lucky.
ok ok i'm back also, ouch, i'm only twenty eight, this is a bro to bro situation no old asses found here. than bein said i'll solemnly accept the role as sage an broken hearts veteran in the room. so the thing is that redemption an repair with your soulmate is not gonna happen on your time, it's gonna happen on theirs, an it only drags out longer the more you try to be in charge of it. so if you WANT things smoothed out any quicker you gotta tell them you accept that thid is in their hands. second, the whole "don't give a fuck" thing. like that might be 100% true an all but you're gonna have to dig down deep into your unapologetic pusher and scrape together the pocket change effort for what you actually do care about. if that's their opinion of you, time with em, whatever it is hammer it into your pan that even if you don't feel bad about the other shit, doing that shit gets in the way a what you DO have a soft spot for. an then kinda sit with it a bit. think about what that means about how you wanna be in relationships cause if you want people around you're gonna have to show some kinda change a heart. or pusher rather. oh an most importantly sometimes you won't be able to tell all this to them right away. bein curious an askin what it'll take to sit down an talk it out isn't a bad place to start but sometimes it takes years man thems just the breaks
reflection? no offense, but you sound like youre full of it. youre just saying random shit. vwhy dont you lay off the paint thinner. might fix the svwiss cheese pan, mate.
:o) You look so beautiful on your knees, pet. :o) Paws up, begging for your owner to use you :o) Tongue out, that's it. Such a good pet. :o) Collar on, leash taught in my hand. :o) You wouldn't dare disobey, would you? #nsfw #petplay