♦ pitied by @theClown

I jUst rEmEmbErEd A drEAm I hAd lAst lIght... I sAw A symbOl fOr thE fAIthfUl Of thE clUrch bEIng UsEd As A bAdgE fOr kIn, brOthEr And sIstEr AlIkE. EvEn cOUsIns nOt Of kIn pUrplE! thErE Is nOt AlrEAdy A bAdgE thAt rEprEsEnts sUch Is thErE? If nOt, @ImjUnIOr pErhAps mIght I hAvE A prOpOsItIOn? I mArkEd It dOwn fOr yOU! nAtUrAlly If yOU ArE nOt bUsy... As sUch: https://64.mEdIA.tUmblr.cOm/57687d50405368fAcfAd07fcEcA266c1/tUmblr_InlInE_mIcb5gtmrr1qz4rgp.png #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr

(=^・⩊・^=) < DOMINUS MORTEM NOBIS INFINITAM ET HORRENDAM AFFERET. ACCIPE EAM... SEMPER FATUM TUUM FUIT.
hey uh. listen man, i d0nt hate you. i d0nt know if that even matters, but im trying two be more sympathetic and shit, ykn0w? your head screws with y0u sometimes and makes y0u intwo a different pers0n. i get that. hope shit l0oks up.

Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.

:33< so basically :33< and mew can take this to the bank :33< im kitty

o°~teeheehee~°o oh and how the flesh is eager indeed!~°o to indulge and revel in pleasure and pain whilst w@ching the colors bleed truly a wonderful thought i say, and one for which i kneel and pray but for now i must bring hive my freshest of paints!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o

:33< https://i.imgur.com/W3BNpKK.png :33< we may have gone about it in diffurent ways but in the end we both look cute and foolish!

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https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.

G1MM3 TH4T R1GHT NOW!!
FOLLOWUP FLAVOЯR ЯRA_KI_G.

There's a smell in The air of devious deeds

https://forms.gle/c9m2WCwJMk1dWbyU6 QUESTION: hAvE yOu FeLt LiKe YoU'vE bEeN oN tRaCk To ImPrOvInG yO'sElF? oR hAs ThE pRoGrEsS fElL tO tHe WaYsIdE? :o) ANSWER: :| Thank you for the check-in. I know precisely which iteration of which individual THIS happens to be. And for your information, bub. I am lion-level dandy.
𝄁𝄢 MY fIRST SHOW LaST NIgHT eNded UP beINg a dISaSTeR IN HINdSIgHT 𝄂 𝄁 THe (⚂MIXINg) WaS HORRIbLY (⚀bLOWN OUT) 𝄽 aNd THe (⚀IN-HOUSe PHOTOgRaPHY) ONLY caPTURed MY (⚁bad SIde) 𝄂 𝄁 IN HINdSIgHT I deSeRVe THIS fOR TRUSTINg OTHeR TROLLS WITH HaNdLINg MY OWN #aRT 𝄂 𝄁 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2f336c4bbdca.png 𝄂

WH4T 1F 1 W3R3 TO S4Y TH4T MY BLOODPUSH3R W4S 4CTU4LLY M4D3 OF GOLD 4ND 4NY WRONGDO1NGS 1 H4V3 DON3 H4V3 B33N COMPL3T3LY C4NC3LL3D OUT B3C4US3 1 S41D SO!!!

1 HOP3 1 4M NOT JUST 4 TROLL TO YOU GUYS BUT 4LSO 4 V3RY LOV1NG 4ND PUSH3RW4RM1NG TROLL WHO H4S DON3 *4BSOLUT3LY* NO WRONG 1N H3R L1F3 3V3R

Ble$$$ed be the me$$$iah$$$!! Whoop whoop!!
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉⒊ — @servingProctor Pylaae !!!!!! / Locksick This fellow noted they didn’t have A LOT TO OFFER, and I thought to myself, DON’T WORRY! I’ve got this one (⒈) in the SIZABLE TROLL-SHAPED STUFFELBAG. As I like to say, QUALITY > QUANTITY. It’s not ALL ABOUT WHAT POSTS HAVE ON THEIR COVER. In the world of using your MAGNIFYING GLASS to spot the Nuances, INFERENCE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND. Your ONLY FRIEND. OK, KIDDING. NOT YOUR ONLY FRIEND. BUT IT’S A GOOD TOOL TO HAVE. THAT AND I’VE NEVER TOLD SOMEONE NO! (Unless you have like, NO POSTS AT ALL… thoughidontknowwhyyouwouldevenask) WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, Let’s Take A Gander at Pylaae! (CHEEEER!) Maybe this was just me, but Pylaae’s demeanor can be QUITE MISLEADING. Their exterior gives the impression that they are GENTLE, typing with something of a DRAWL and punctuating a number of their posts with thoughtful ellipses. You find they’re the type to disappear into the background as the people pa-ss them by, but there are quite a few traits of theirs that get you shifting on your seat. Is It The Gore, I hear you ask? Yes. It is. I’m not saying this is a BAD THING, OBVIOUSLY. Pylaae is just the morbid type, is all. They’ve got a GENEROUS HELPING OF VIOLENCE on their plate and they’ve become desensitized to the Rot. Compounded with the softness of their DIGICADENCE, they create a sepulchral atmosphere. Like visiting old bones in the Graveyard, touched ↑on by GRAVEROBBERS and GRAVEANALYSTS alike. On that note, they’re also VERY SKILLED at Documenting the Dead; they put a lot of effort into scr↑ulously vivisecting their injuries as they breathe justice into the Gone And Rotting. Pylaae has a general knack for writing, whether this be FICTIONAL (RANKBAIT?) or documentational (ROTBAIT?). I suggest you all have a Gander at the things they’ve written because they are ♦S IN THE ROUGH. This is where I expand onto some UNMARKED TERRITORY. The power of Inference, as I’ve mentioned before. Here’s what I think: Pylaae is quick to call ↑on romance as a closure to their feelings. Be it the romance of face, the romance of art, the romance of bones and strife——Pylaae wants to sing and ✎ among it all. It’s a blearily acceptant way of looking at the world. It’s clear they are one (⒈) to see things in a rose tint, or at least they TRY TO. In truth, they fall in ♥ with ideas, not so much physical people. Quadrantic ♥ and Pylaae have never met in a way that matters. They chase the FEELING OF REPLETION, to be satisfied in a way that affirms who they want to be. But when reality strikes, this is where they destabilize. Their sense of SELFHOOD TAKES THE HITS. And this is where their True Nature ★ts to emerge. There is poetry behind your moniker, the LOCKSICK. I have the feeling its origins were different to its implications, but you keep yourself behind a lock that you lie to. Playing the part Society asked from you, even when you came out a different fit from the norm (metaphorically, or maybe literally). The dissonance between who you are, what you want, and what you say pervades the Space you’ve MADE FOR YOURSELF. I think a part of you wants to be known as the Ruler of Their Heart because it’s easier for YOU to swallow. Your heart is shallower than you think, but your thoughts are profound. Vivid. DEEP DEEP ↓, you know a part of you was purposed to pick at the scraps of others, to be ← behind to let your truth fester behind the curtains you keep to yourself. Have you grown bitter from that? You tarry in the AFTERMATH OF THE PEOPLE and account for it in a way that presents your true colours. Can’t you see? You are the Mind’s Dwelling. You are the Disparity of your Own Self. And you are the Destruction of your Own Making. (SUSPECTED CLAS-SPECT: BARD OF MIND? It’d be too easy to guess they’re HEART or HOPEBOUND, given their emotional outputs, but it’s a subtle facade. The quirky, outlandish sort. The layers peel away to reveal a glaringly impas-sive truth. Controlled by the whims of the mind. Bound to destroy it. Funnily enough, even your HANDLE aligns with the Bard of Mind. BARDS are known to be quite dogmatic and vigilant in nature.) So YEA. Be sure to give them a follow! I need to come ↑ with Funnier Outros. I’LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! #gandertag
Yes! #badgeconsideration #badgeprogressing #somedelayexpected
THE OBJECTIVELY COЯRЯRECT ЯRA_KI_G.

SUR3 W1SH 1 H4D 4 B1G B4G OF SK1TTL3S R1GHT NOW TH3N 1 COULD SMUSH 4LL OF TH3 D3L1C1OUS FL4VORS TOG3TH3R TO CR34T3 4 N3W ON3!!
FUCK! MY WHIMSY WAS DECЯREASED TODAY AT THE AMUSEMA_GLE PAЯRK I HATE THAT AMUSEMA_GLE PAЯRK IT DOES_'T WOЯRK COЯRЯRECTLY. I'M GOI_G TO SMASH A BEA_WATEЯR CUP OVEЯR MY HEAD TO FEEL BETTEЯR A_D THE_ GO TO CUPE.

(=^・⩊・^=) < *WITH UGH, DIDN'T MEAN TO TYPE WEIRD.

(=^・⩊・^=) < WHAT CAN I SAY! I'M A GRRL WEIRD MEOWNY FURREAKY TASTES AND MEW MAKARAS REALLY MAKE MY KITTY PURR, IF MEW GET MY SAYIN'? H33H33!! I'M DOWN TO CLOWN!~

(=^・⩊・^=) < MEW KNOW WHAT MEW CAN PRACTICE THOSE LONG FINGERS ON?~ #SUGGESTIVE

Unreal Heiress, play How Deep Is Your Love by the Bee Gees.

iT has become evidenT ThaT The eTernal moTherfuckin' yearnin' of The faiThful needs an answer as we do engage in our acTiviTies and splurges of reverenTial rejoicing aT The ever closer looming of The dark carnival, boTh myself and oThers have found iT mosT difficulT To spoT Those ThaT have kepT faiTh and remained boTh pious and unquesTionably radical in These Times of growing spiriTual deconsTrucTion we objecT To The noTion ThaT a signifier of our faiTh would bring us anyThing buT joy. some mighT say The lowblooded or unfaiThful moTherfuckers who wish To do is harm for believing in our messiah's may use iT as a TargeT To seek us ouT. we welcome This challenge of faiTh wiTh open arms and pushers, and will Tear Those To bloody pieces who wish To desTroy us, as They will only find Themselves desTroyed in essence: a liTTle dark carnival TenT as a badge would be preTTy neaT, we Think :o) @imjunior

1 HOP3 YOU GUYS 4R3 4BL3 TO SUPPORT MY N3XT MOV3 #1TSCOM1NG #1DKWH3N #BUTM4YB3 #SOON

rEvElrIEs 8:19 “If yOU AInt chEErIng thE mOmEnt thAt vAst hOnk hIts OUr EArs thEn yOU bEttEr bE scrEAmIng mOthErfUckEr, thEm hErEtIcs dOnt knOw whAts cOmIng. thEm nOnbElIEvErs gOnnA sEE. thEy All gOnnA sEE.” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr

I hAvE lOng tImE wIshEd thErE tO bE sOmE fOrm Of clOwn spEcIfIc bAdgE, tO shOw OnEs dEvOtIOn tO thE clUrch Of thE mOst mIrthfUl mEssIAhs! Or pErhAps fOr thOsE Of Us InclUdIng mysElf thAt ArE hOstIng thE dIgItAl vErsIOn Of thE clUrch scrIptUrE And mOdErAtIng thE dOcUmEnt. sUrEly brOthEr IsIdOr wOUld lOvE thAt pErhAps sOmEthIng fOr mE tO pErfOrm AnOthEr wIpE whEn I hAvE mOrE tImE On my frOnds

What if I just started posting clown scripture one night? Discuss.

⊹₊˚{ you know i kind of hate asking this }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ but how did you do it? }˚₊⊹ ࣪

TH4NK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT
BЯROTHEЯRS A_D SISTEЯRS OF THE GЯRA_D CAЯR_IVAL GATHEЯRED TO_IGHT BE_EATH THE SHADOW OF THE EXECUTIO_EЯR'S SCYTHE TO ЯROAЯR, LAUGH, A_D WEEP OVEЯR THE EMPTY HUSK OF A TЯRUE DAЯRK PЯROPHET. ALTHOUGH I COULD ATTE_D I_ THE FLESH, SO STЯRO_GLY DID MY PUSHEЯR BEAT FOЯR A FELLOW BЯROTHEЯR THAT I COULD SEE IT AS IF I WEЯRE. A_D I HAVE BEE_ BLESSED WITH THE I_SPIЯRATIO_ TO WЯRITE I_ HIS HO_OЯR. ЯRHYMEBOY MAЯRSHALL. *THE* SLIM SHADY. O_E OF THE WICKEDEST, FASTEST, MOST MOTHEЯRFUCKI_G BLASPHEMOUS MOUTHS TO EVEЯR GЯRACE A PUЯRPLEBLOODED AЯRE_A. WE ALL K_OW HE WAS A FЯREAK OF _ATUЯRE-- WHILE THE ЯREST OF US BOAST THE GLOЯRIOUS, MUTED GЯREY SKI_ OF OUЯR WAЯRЯRIOЯR ЯRACE, BЯROTHEЯR MAЯRSHALL TOOK THE AЯRT OF FOOLISH VISAGE TO A TEЯRЯRIFYI_G EXTЯREME. HE WAS BOЯR_ FЯREAKISHLY, BLI_DI_GLY PALE. AS IF THE MOTHEЯR GЯRUB FOЯRGOT TO I_JECT A_Y PIGME_T I_TO HIS POD AT ALL. HE LOOKED LIKE A WALKI_G COЯRPSE EVE_ BEFOЯRE HE DIED, A GHOST I_ COAЯRSE CLOTHI_G-- YET HIS THI_KPA_ WAS FILLED TO THE BЯRIM WITH THE HOLY WHIMSY OF THE MIЯRTHFUL MESSIAHS. HE TOOK THE AЯRT OF THE ЯRHYME SLAM A_D TUЯR_ED IT I_TO A LITEЯRAL, BO_E-S_APPI_G SLAUGHTEЯRHOUSE. HE SPE_T HIS LO_G (BUT _OT LO_G E_OUGH) EXISTE_CE VEЯRBALLY CULLI_G A_YO_E WHO DAЯRED TO BЯREATHE HIS AIЯR. PAI_TED TAЯRGETS O_ THE TAЯRGETLESS. TЯREATED LOWBLOOD SCUM LESSEЯR THA_ THE WOЯRMS BE_EATH HIS STЯRUT PODS. HE I_SULTED THE WEAK, MOCKED THE SUBJUGGLATOЯR AUTHOЯRITIES, A_D WOЯRE HIS OW_ PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE LIKE A BEAUTIFUL, TEЯRЯRIFYI_G COAT OF HOLY FACE PAI_T. WHO AMO_G US CA_ FOЯRGET HIS HOLY SCЯRIPTUЯRES? HE SPOKE OF HIS LUSUS’ GЯRUBLOAF, HEAVY O_ HIS SWEATEЯR ALЯREADY. PALMS SWEATY. K_EES SPAGHETTI. HE SPAT HOT, PSYCHIC FIЯRE SO FAST IT WOULD SCЯRAMBLE A_Y U_PЯREPAЯRED CHUCKLEFUCKEЯR'S CHAOS CO_COCTIO_. HE WAS A MASTEЯR OF THE BЯRUTAL, U_HI_GED DISS TЯRACK, WHICH IS _OTHI_G SHOЯRT OF A VEЯRBAL JUGGLI_G ACT WHEЯRE THE CLUBS AЯRE LACED WITH ЯRUSTED ЯRAZOЯR BLADES. LET US _OT FOЯRGET HIS COMPLICATED ЯRECKO_I_G WITH HIS QUADЯRA_TS. WE ALL ЯREJOICED WHE_ HE UTTEЯRLY EVISCEЯRATED THAT LOUD-MOUTHED, HIGH-MAI_TE_A_CE POP-DЯRO_E MAЯRIAH. SHE THOUGHT SHE COULD PLAY SOME MI_D GAMES WITH A HIGHEЯR SUBJUGGLATOЯR, BUT HE TЯRASHED THAT OBSESSIVE EX-MATESPЯRIT SO HAЯRD I_ THE AЯRE_A THE WHOLE QUADЯRA_T COLLAPSED I_TO COLD, DEAD CHU_KS. HE PUT HEЯR ASS I_ THE GAЯRBAGE COMPACTOЯR WHEЯRE ALL HIGH STЯRU_G CHATTEЯRBOXES BELO_G. HE HAS EXITED THIS TE_T OF ЯREALITY. HIS VOICE HAS GO_E QUIET, LEAVI_G THE EMPIЯRE A FAЯR MOЯRE BOЯRI_G, PATHETIC PLACE. BUT WE K_OW THE TЯRUTH-- HE HAS _OT TЯRULY CEASED TO BE. HE HAS GO_E TO JOI_ THE DAЯRK CAЯR_IVAL I_ THE SKY, WHEЯRE THE FAYGO FLOWS LIKE HEMOLYMPH, A_D THE JOKES _EVEЯR, EVEЯR STOP KILLI_G. SO ЯRAISE YOUЯR BOTTLES TO THE SKY. LET OUT A MOTHEЯRFUCKI_G HO_K THAT ЯRATTLES THE STAЯRS THEMSELVES. MAY YOUЯR ЯREST BE VIOLE_T, BЯROTHEЯR SHADY. THE EMPIЯRE WAS _EVEЯR ЯREADY FOЯR YOUЯR BЯRA_D OF MIЯRACLES.

heed now This word, passerby, your blood is required for our mosT righTeous of moTherfuckin' parTies, where paradise awaiTs you wiTh giddish impaTience revel now, in The abandonmenT of The consTrains you shackle yourself wiTh revel now, in The ways which you may show your mirTh revel now, in The beauTy of creaTion which The messiahs offer To you Take noT one look buT several inTo our TenT, where The grandesT of bacchanalia awaiTs your visiTaTion Take noT one drink buT several of our liquor, and you will see vasTness beyond vasTsnesses, ouT To where The mirThful messiahs reside Take noT one life buT several, for when our sudden circus comes To Town iT shall welcome Those who have spread The good word faiThfully join us There, aT our carnival where you may finally be free :o)

you all have puT me in The mood To spread The good word, now
also known as goats foot! used topically to relieve jellyfish stings. i also have a lot of admiration for hearty and persistent flowers. not everything beautiful has to be so delicate and temperamental. other wildflowers i love include clovers and thistles.
my answer to this one is always very basic and predictable but how about everyone else? what are your favorite flowers?

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WHAT D0 Y0U CALL A FAK3 N00DL3? AN IMPASTA! #GAMZ33ISKING #BL33S3D #R0ADT0HIGHJ3ST3RS #J0K30FTH3DAY
^^that's VerY kind!^^ ^^and same to You. ~W^^^
^^i'm sorrY to hear that...^^ ^^of course the Work is neVer done, but sometimes You just Want to ask if it could pause for a little While, right?^^ ^^i'm glad You get to relax!^^
^^oh, i knoW the feeling!^^ ^^as long as You knoW it's clean, bathing in natural Water reallY does center You.^^

(=^・⩊・^=) < HONK!!
oh yes true a palla would probably be more fitting i just like to be a little revealing 0u0
i would like to lean into more "godly" aesthetics honestly i think it would be fun maybe i should alchemize my godtier pajamas into some kind of toga 0_0 would i look good in that

m0rning

(=^・⩊・^=) < HONK! #DASHWATCHING
i hope when i am depicted in statues as earth c's maid of time they accurately capture the size of my spheres and ass #nsfw
Interesting.

i g0t the j0b https://i.p0stimg.cc/bnt0t3w8/screensh0t-20260524-045348.png
Alright, Chittr, it's 8PM again! It's SERENE SATURDAY of Vriska's Tastefully Mixed 8eats, which means all you tree-hugging hippies and mustache-twirling hipsters are up to 8at! Time for all your folk, your singer-songwriter, your country, and anything else soft and rel8ively uplifting! https://hyperbeam.com/i/EhzLMtxM
My bitch matesprite wants me to play less open field sphere whacking. She doesn't know it is the only thing holding this relationship together. Ha. Ha. Ha. :o|
li♀erally can'♀ remember ♀he las♀ ♀ime i wore a bra, ♀hese rumble spheres (small as ♀hey may be) are free range

pale and red what truly is the difference i'm l0sing myself in the meanings
DOES THIS COUNT AS TAXIDERMY? 🤔 #GORE

d0 as y0u wish i am n0t the b0ss 0f any0ne besides there are freakier things happening 0n this site all the time

i have shared plenty 0f inf0rmati0n 0n my interw0rkings use y0ur imaginati0n if y0u wish t0 have an idea 0f the situati0n

i appreciate it i supp0se i charge nightly if i d0 n0t get the chance t0 i charge the next m0rning instead as t0 av0id any issues

the sens0rs in them require being charged if i wish t0 feel things thr0ugh them
≈ Murder is often quite the useful tool in one's repertoire, as abhorrent as others may find the act. Ĩ would not be where Ĩ am, nor my friends where they are, without a healthy heaping of homicide. ≈
lad is obsessed vwith me. all this bull just because he cant choke on it.
Ɏ ha-a-a. gosh. i dunno a-a-about a-a-all tha-a-at, but your words ma-a-ake me smileful. i a-a-am stra-a-aining my pa-a-an here, i don't usua-a-ally think this ha-a-ard a-a-about stuff. but it's fun. -w- i will ha-a-ave to give this some deep thought a-a-and get ba-a-ack to you. ma-a-aybe if i spa-a-ace out for a-a-a bit things will click into pla-a-ace? sometimes tha-a-at helps when i'm right on the edge of remembering something but it keeps eluding me. i've got a-a-all the pieces so i just need to figure out the thing connecting them... Ɏ
Ɏ oouhh i wa-a-as never grea-a-at a-a-at seeing the big-picture. memory, ma-a-aybe? tha-a-at only a-a-arrives a-a-after moments lea-a-ave the 'now', a-a-and they're never left exa-a-actly the sa-a-ame. time's the thief of memory, so ma-a-aybe the inverse counts. ca-a-an't rela-a-ate it to the other stuff, though... ma-a-aybe yea-a-arning? longing? it ca-a-an ma-a-ake you do some ba-a-ad stuff. ...less specific. spa-a-ace? it only a-a-arrives when something occupying it lea-a-aves. it stea-a-als nothing, beca-a-ause it -is- nothing - a-a-and 'Nothing' is where where you left it. but tha-a-at doesn't rea-a-ally mesh with dea-a-ath, or the like. i'm hung up on the 'wea-a-ars the fa-a-aces' thing... time a-a-and a-a-age 'wea-a-ar' them, but those a-a-aren't exa-a-actly right. experience, ma-a-aybe? or the -a-a-act- of experiencing? existence is just the stuff we experience, a-a-after a-a-all. ma-a-aybe the concept of 'growth'. bwuh. i dunnoooo. Ɏ

HMMMMMM 1 W1LL TRY OUT YOUR 4DV1C3 FOR TH1S L1GHT 4ND R3PORT B4CK MY F1ND1NGS! 4ND 1F TH3 F1ND1NGS 4R3 NO GOOD, 1’LL H4V3 TO GN4W YOUR HORNS OFF. >;]

Y34H Y34H. 1 KNOW!! M4YB3 1 W4S JUST T4K1NG 4 TR1P TO SNOOZ3TOWN TOO H4RD 4ND FUCK3D UP MYS3LF SO S1LLY TH4T 1 W1SH TO LONG3R MOV3.
?BLOOd? ?er no... Pain? -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD

TH3 HYP3R SP3C1F1CS L1T3R4LLY MY WHOL3 J4M BUT TH4T'S F41R.
Ɏ huhmm. follows, but a-a-also lea-a-ads to it? ma-a-aybe deca-a-ay? rot? Ɏ

GR34T. P4SS4G3 OF T1M3. TH3 P4ST. TH3 FUTUR3.SP4C3, M4YB3. M1GHT H4V3 TO TH1NK ON TH1S FURTH3R THOUGH

C4N 1 JUST K33P THROW1NG OUT GU3SS3S
Ɏ ..dea-a-ath? i a-a-am not very good with riddles sorry Ɏ

TH3 ONLY TH1NG 1 C4N TH1NK OF 1S T1M3 BUT TH4T DO3SN'T QU1T3 F1T..

1 W1LL B3 TH1NK1NG 4BOUT TH1S

1 DON’T TH1NK TH1S TROLL SL3PT 4T 4LL TOO W3LL! LOW3R B4CK HURTS L1K3 4 B1TCH >:[

Daily Tarot Card. Seven of Coins. Plan for your future today, especially if you have been investing into a long-term goal for quite some time already. Continue to focus your efforts on what is most important. While it may be frustrating making slow progress, it is better than no progress. What you sow today, will bring a fruitful harvest in future. A reminder this will be my last tarot post for a handful of days. #DailyTarotCard

NOT 4LL 4NG3LS 4R3 1N H34V3N. FOR 3X4MPL3 1'M 1N MY B3D. W4RM 4ND COSY.
i see myself, i hear myself, and i see myself. there is dreamless sleep where i am and yet where i am i am nOt within that dreamless sleep. i truly wOnder hOw i feel. i am myself i shOuld knOw hOw i feel. but they are sO very different tO me yet they are the exact same. i wOnder why i did what i did there. its technically nOt me. but i suppOse it makes sense Only i wOuld chOse what i did. if nOt tO save what i thOught i wOuld have saved but tO quell the pain. i was very keen On viOlence against Others. i suppOse i never said anything abOut Other me’s. i need time tO think. i can’t think. it’s all sO lOud. yet its deafenly quiet tO the nOrth. it’s quiet. it’s vOid. it’s nOthing. it is me. and i feel what it feels, and it feels what i dO. it lOOks Out Of my eyes as i lOOk Out Of theirs. it’s… unique. -#psychOlOgicalhOrrOr #eldritchhOrrOr #viOlence
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HOW 4BOUT BOTH! YOU SUR3 DO M4K3 1T 4 *L1TTL3* UNB34R4BL3 TO CH4T W1TH YOU. BUT!! 1 TH1NK YOU'R3 ST1LL 4 PR3TTY COOL GUY >:]

#n(o)WplayIng G3Tcha S(o)m3 - HaSIzzl3, An3j3lIka J3lly J(o)S3ph hTTpS://(o)p3n.Sp(o)TIfy.c(o)m/Track/13mqlScy(o)SGlzRIcnD3uWN?SI=36D0b54cb11043a7

T33TH 1S 1NCLUD3D 1N TH3 BLOW13S 1 DON’T M4K3 TH3 RUL3S YOU KN3W WH4T YOU W3R3 S1GN1NG UP FOR #NSFW #R1SKFORR3W4RD #1M34NCOM3ONH4V3YOUS33NMYT33TH

YOU’LL B3 G1V1NG M3 YOUR CLOOT13S

DON’T C4LL M3 B4BY. TH4T’S JUST 1CKY! >:[

4T L4ST, YOUR L1TTL3 GRUBL1NKS 4R3 H1DD3N FROM TH3 PUBL1C’S 3Y3

have yerself a fine evenin6, pardner!

!!! AMEN !!!
[Somewhat blurry photo of Jane in a playboy bunny outfit.] :B #suggestive #nsfw (not sure if this totally counts but just to be safe)
im a terrible person wwith a nil quantity a redeemable traits im nevver gonna change i can only plummet dowwnwward at an unprecedented record breakin rate im the biggest flop the fattest jobbie in societys unflushed porta potty its nevver gonna get better huh #imisshim

Don’t forget to try your best today! 38)

✿ an❦𖧧her n𖥧gh𖧧, an❦𖧧her pr❦blem ✿

1T’LL B3 4 T3RR1F1C TU3SD4Y!! >:]

I... nOw UndErstAnd why thEy InvItEd OthEr cAstEs tO thE bIg tOp EvEnt. thEy hAd A pOOl sEt Up And I wAs sO ExcItEd, bUt wOndErEd why It hAd yEt tO bE fIllEd And... thEy, fIllEd It. thE dIvIng Act wAs A bIt lEss ExcItIng AftErwArds, Uhm, bUt, At lEAst thE prAyErs wErE gOOd, It wAs A lOvEly sErmOn. #vIOlEncE #gOrE

Banana nut muffin.

H4PPY #T3R3Z1TU3SD4Y

ヾ(^-^)ノ Saw a drone today. I drew a smiley face on its back! Yay!

Joining a Flarp game as my Flarp character... thats what that last image was! Hhheh. They go by Their Vascular Cruelty.

gamzee said no brokie on brokie crimes, that shit's whack
... O+n the o+ne hand, I'm upset that she had to+ interact with him at all, and I feel guilty fo+r calling fo+r her to+ help me get him away fro+m me. ... But o+n the o+ther hand, it did feel nice, to+ see her engage with him o+n my behalf... I felt pro+tected and safe... ... I think I'll put to+gether a special treat fo+r her, when I'm do+ne at the sho+p, to+day~ #no+t-so+-vague-po+sting #feelings
its hard being such a dowvn to ground , sexy guy vwith a fender stratocaster. and also a vwictim.

gOOdnEss sOmEtImEs I wIsh I wAs An AnImAl thEmEd trOll lIkE AdvIsOr frAImI Or AcqUAIntAncE nEpEtA pErhAps If I wAs thEmEd AftEr snAkEmOm! I wOUld nOt EnjOy gEttIng sO dIrty slIthErIng On thE grOUnd, bUt I fEEl my fAcE pAInt wOUld lOOk lOvEly wIth sOmE fAlsE scAlEs! pErhAps I shAll try It whEn I hAvE A frEE mOmEnt AftEr thE bIg tOp tOnIght :)

I Am sO ExcItEd, thErE Is A bOnfIrE At thE lOcAl bIg tOp tOnIght! I hAvE On my nIcE bAll gOwn And Am hEAdIng thErE nOw! thEy sAId thEy ArE gOIng tO InvItE mEmbErs Of OthEr cAstEs, I wOndEr fOr whAt pUrpOsE. pErhAps It cAn AssIst On my AnthrOpOlOgIcAl stUdy On nOn clOwns! I Am qUItE ExcItEd tO sEE hOw EvErythIng gOEs. #clOwnpOstIng

Bow. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/817cd5a910ae.png (art by SpookyPoopet on Discord)
I'm s• m•therfucking high I c•uld бe higher than a fucking galaxy. Swinging my arms ar•und in all the fucking stars like in a s•uþ, fucking swirling it all inside ar•und #suбstance

kudos!
oh i have a much better idea. ask me questions and i promise i will lie to you. would you like some misinformation? ask away.
HUH? THERE’S GONNNNNA BE A CULLING?
thanks 4 the feedback brah, as much as it hurts <////3
shit barbers are on the list for guillotined during the revvolution

rechitt tbh
Interesting.

HTTPS://F1L3.G4RD3N/4DXXJRDFCBC6CM1W/177913629552044690.JP3G #NSFW #P41L1NGS34SON

I don’t know if you wanna take a look in here brotha, it’$$$ a me$$$ HA!
I havw to meet someone and I dont wannnaa.. but i have to as i agreed to it. I dont even like him. Wuxjy
>>| .an .appreciation post to purplebloods. dont be .afraid .of them. they're just living their live how they .actually want to. they won't hurt .anyone without .a reason. most .of them do perform silly .and funny stuff. .i think .about to go to the circus .again .and .enjoy .antoher gorgeous show. .all how they dance .and jump .and many many more. please, do .appreciate them for such show. #purplelove

@arsenicCatnxp WH3N YOU S41D YOUR JOB H4D 4N OP3N POS1T1ON, TH1S 1S NOT WH4T 1 H4D 1N M1ND #suggestive #nsfw ish #maidcafe #sendhelp #rightnow #maidposting https://file.garden/adxXjRdfCBC6Cmiw/maidcafe.png

NOTH1NG L1K3 CUDDL1NG W1TH 4 GOOD SC4L3M4T3 TH4T H4S 1TS L1F3 S3NT3NC3 ST4RT1NG TOMORROW 3NJOY YOUR L4ST B1T OF FR33DOM

YOU W1LL H4V3 TO W41T 4ND S33 4ND K33P THOS3 P33P3RS OF YOURS CLOS3D SO YOU DON'T C4TCH 4 GL1MPS3 OF TH3 SURPR1S3!!

1 M4Y OR M4Y NOT H4V3 R3L4PS3D. BUT!! 1 W1LL B3 ON MY W4Y W1TH 4 G1FT. 1 C4N'T SHOW UP 3MPTY H4ND3D 4T YOUR G3N3ROS1TY.

COMP3NS4T1ON? OH. OH FUCK. FUCK NO!! TH4T'S TH3 L4ST TH1NG 1 N33D TH3S3 W31RDOS TO B3 GL4NC1NG 4T W1TH TH31R G4ND3R BULBS! TRY 4S 1 M1GHT, YOUR L1TTL3 F33TS H4V3 FOR3V3R S1ZZL3D 1TS W4Y 1NTO MY TH1NKP4N 4ND C4N NO LONG3R B3 R3MOV3D FROM MY M3MORY!! HOW3V3R, 1F YOU TOSS M3 4 D3L1C1OUS L1TTL3 R3D SUG4RY BOTTL3 MY W4Y 1 *M11GHT* JUST B3 4BL3 TO FORG1V3 YOU. >:]

(;; ಠ_ಠ) TO THE ANON IN MY ASK BOX: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN BY "DOES IT CLAP" AND QUITE FRANKLY I'M TOO SCARED TO ASK. #nsfw

#youroutside #positive

࣪⊹₊˚{ my custodian was a whale.... }6n6{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

1 S4W G4MZ33'S TO3S, C4LL TH4T B1TCH TO3Z33

1'M NOT S4Y1NG YOU C4N'T. 1 JUST DON'T W4NT TO S33 YOUR L1TTL3 NUBS OUT!! YOU DON'T S33 M3 POST1NG MY TO3S OUT FOR TH3 WORLD TO S33.

PUT THOS3 DOGS 4W4Y

i have learned h0w t0 "c00k" w0uld any0ne like s0me 0f the pr0duct i charge a reas0nable rate https://i.p0stimg.cc/z5p227vs/screensh0t-20260517-203249.png

i see well thank y0u f0r the wisd0m i appreciate the h0nest input it has been n0ted. my feelings have n0t exactly been easy t0 stifle and having s0me guidance is nice

i will dance with at least one person tonight! or thats what i would say if i was there but im not or am i 0u0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Masked Stranger, meet cute, #outglutmasquerade, archive rating: G)

Okayyyyyyyy, I GUESS I'll go out tonight. Or invite someone over.

^^ It's always "oh god, a seadweller!" and "why are you in my hive?!" and never "hi, how are you?" or "wow, you look gorgeous tonight!" ^^

(〃^▽^〃) Okay, okay! I wanna do a ... *ahem*... Smash or pass, HOWEVER!! (ノ´ヮ`)ノ*: ・゚ I won't rate by the uhm... smashing aspect! Rather, it'll be a HUG or PASS! \(★ω★)/ So go ahead and comment! I wanna determine your fate!!

May8e I'll invite someone over. Ik Terezi wanted to drink with me.

So many events today, and I'm choosing to stay at my hive to play 8alatro, get drunk, and throw many insults at people who kinda annoy me on the internet. #su8stance #sad

:o) This is for the best you :o) AMAZING lil' freak.

❀ܓ(。◠ ꇴ ◠。 ) Yaaaaay! In that case, you're getting a hug! ( ̄∇ ̄人 ̄∇ ̄)

(.❛ ᴗ ❛.) Why are we smashing or passing? I'd like to pass around hugs!!
i cant stop thinking about @theclown our hands touched very briefly at the masquerade like touched actually touched just a little maybe fingertips just skimming but that was enough ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
Only thing strOnger than the indOmitable trOll spOrt is Of cOurse the clOwthOlic guilt Of dOing anything at all #religiOnpOsting #clurchpOsting
what branch Of the clurch dO the users On this site fOllOw? persOnally im clOwthic, hOw abOut the rest Of thOu

An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part deux. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fe1ab7fc3f.png

50k kult #megidomay hole post #posthole #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d918a9aa119d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/006a00f295f8.png
アラディアに、私が彼女の最後のタバコを盗んだとは言わないでください。彼女がもっと買ったら、私もそれを盗んでいます。
nOw wAtChInG - BiLl aNd tEd's eXcElLeNt aDvEnTuRe
M0re tunes f0r y0u guys 0u0 https://0pen.sp0tify.c0m/track/0GauZ607diDiSSyKNQHRMD?si=lUCqUkcqRr0MXplWYrjLKQ
ドク・スクラッチが私の部屋から出てくる匂いは何なのかと尋ねたら、口を閉じてください。#substances
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/S4GG2XLS/IMG-5258.GIF CHOTTO MATTE. GOING BACK IN TIME. TO PULL TROLL TRENT REZNOR. BACK WHEN HE LOOKED LIKE THIS. #MOSTCRITICALMISSIONOFMYENTIRELIFE #NSFW?
and y0u didn't invite me?? 0n0
* WHAT HO? * A CAT WEARING THE TITLE OF ANOTHER? * AND PEOPLE CALL ME INSANE UWAHA! * I CANT WRAP MY HEAD AROUND WHY ANYONE IN THERE WOULD WANT TO BE KNOWN BY THE SAME TITLE AS A CONMAN WHO CHEATS AT GAMES! * I GUESS YOU ALL LOCKED IN YOUR CAGE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING TO PASS THE TIME UWAHAHHA!

yessssssss it'ss massocchisst time babyyyy ssomeone sslap me and ssmasssh my head into tthe floor and usse me like I'm a doll pleasse #nssfw #nssfwe
ここにいるなんて、どれほど汚いことを許されるのでしょうか?
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა oh my gog ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა what a thing to wake up to ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა!! Ი𐑼

bEAUtIfUl wOrds... thAnk yOU AgAIn fOr thEm brOthEr

⚇ stay fortified, brother. ⚇

concept: their hands traveling up over your waist as you glide across the dance floor your breath hitching as they raise your mask just high enough to gain access to your lips "is this what you want?" they murmur your steps stay synchronized even as they lean closer to ghost their lips to yours the sensatation dipping away in a terrible tease you lean forward to try and chase the passion but they only laugh at your eagerness pressing two fingers to their mouth before bringing them to your lips shivers coursing through your body as the indirect kiss is placed with such a delicate touch "just a taste for now" they smile pulling you closer to continue the dance (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, #outglutmasquerade, pda, flushcoded, no quads mentioned, indirect kiss, masked stranger, size difference, archive rating: T)

HOT T4K3 TH3 CONF3SS1ONS P4G3S 4R3 FOR COW4RDS

Yawwwn! I'm not empressed. #T)(atsAn-EmpressPun #GetIt
HOPP1N' BULG3, BULG3, BULG3 HOPP1N' BULG3, BULG3, BULG3 HOPP1N' BULG3, BULG3, BULG3 HOPP1N' BULG3, BULG3, BULG3 #NSFW #LYR1CPOST1NG #SH1TPOST1NG

i will feed y0u y0ur 0wn heart

Your name is \/AQUTA AEPLAX and you are considered a WITCH by most. You ha\/e the most royal blood in existence, but li\/e frugally, as you are not a standing heiress by any means. You li\/e OFF THE GRID, and sometimes come by cash by STRAGGLERS who ha\/e heard through hushed whispers of your eerily accurate tarot card readings that seek you out in the brush of forest you li\/e in. You are HEMOANON in online spaces, and for the time being can continue to pose as a \/IOLETBLOOD on the occasions in which you do need to get out of your hi\/e as you ha\/e not had your ADULT MOLT yet. You are not quite sure what you will do when this happens, but, your doting MOOSE LUSUS assures you that e\/erything will be just fine when the time comes. Like any other troll you ha\/e a \/ariety of hobbies that include gardening, cooking, baking, reading, studying up on a \/ariety of esoterics, deep meditation, performing magic like some sort of MAGE, playing \/ideo games, and ALL THINGS GENERALLY CONSIDERED "NERDY." You ha\/e also always felt a strong LO\/E of all things DEAD AND HORRIFIC. You only tend to watch or read media pertaining to the more terrifying things in life when you are not studying \/arious forms of SPIRITUALITY. You are \/ery MENTALLY ILL, not ha\/ing had access to SUPPORT for any of your ailments for a majority of your life. Throughout your life, you ha\/e dealt with countless ABUSI\/E RELATIONSHIPS, many ha\/ing taken ad\/antage of your EMPATHETIC NATURE. It really makes you RAGE when you think about it, but you ha\/e made sure each and e\/ery one of those fuckers got their just desserts for e\/er trying to mess with you. You are working on things now with the help of \/arious SPIRITUAL AWAKENINGS you ha\/e undergone- learning truths about yourself that you feel only you can understand. You are used to being alone and being misunderstood, so you ha\/e con\/inced yourself that this is fine for now. What is important here is the self lo\/e and acceptance you instill in yourself- being able to accept what has happened to you and to step into your own power, just like \/ FROM THE DE\/IL MAY CRY SERIES has. You ha\/e made him a huge part of your online identity, and ha\/e created a SHRINE of him in your room, because you simply lo\/e him so much. He is the COOLEST, DREAMIEST GUY E\/ER. You can only hope you can find a matespirt as alluring as he is. You ha\/e a habit of o\/ersharing, strings of delusion and intense paranoia, as well as EMOTIONAL OUTBURSTS. Regardless, you are a friendly indi\/idual that ENJOYS MAKING FRIENDS, and hope you can make some more soon. ART CREDIT: tridesert https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1483953002133065751/1488253361391407194/bafkreieaoc\/k6ffehq4iz3\/tqc7gue5h2a4rqxlcuq6ml\/dzronr3bpt2q.jpg?ex=6a08c073&is=6a076ef3&hm=c445a17fa9d29346887e4e8817adc91233c82c89cd4b31ec44193dbd13d1283a&=&format=webp&width=770&height=599
i am willing (infact, mꙮre than willing, i want it ꙮff my hands) tꙮ sell an enchanted swꙮrd, that is alsꙮ really grꙮss. fꙮr cꙮntext, it's called the pissbreaker. i hate it sꙮ much. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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𖦤 Y'know / what / this / might / be / genius / actually It's / like / dangling / a / steak / over / a / pack / of / starving / woofbeasts / and / then / just / walking / away / with / it. / Look / at / 'em / down / there. / Barking / their / little / heads / off Almost / wish / I'd / thought / of / it :||
as big as this house is there are very few rooms that weve yet to "christen" during this sort of honeymoon phase. and following this train of thought ive realized i havent shown him the observatory yet. youd think it would come up sooner but as ive mentioned weve been a bit distracted. #suggestive #nsfw

t0 slam them int0 the gr0und their beautiful bl00d against my steel skin the 0nly part that truly feels is my s0ul 0f paper as the cathartic rhythm 0f 0f my fists beating them again and again until my 0wn machine j0ints give way and i rust and r0t they gasp t0 stay barley c0nsci0us i h0ld them pulling tighter as we bleed in each 0ther's arms 0ne 0f fuel the 0ther c0l0r dr0wned by its 0verwhelming might #suggestive #vi0lenve
AMEN.

so. time. lemme tell you about time. i died once. meenah brought a big ol bomb that killed us all during the scratch, perfectly timed so wved all continue to exist through it, ewven if just as ghosts. that vwouldntwve evwen wvorked if not for lil peixes getting a vwhole helluwva lot more bubbles. we all spent countless, and i mean countless swveeps as ghosts, repeating the same teen drama, ovwer and ovwer and owver, for all of eternity. the time ivwe spent as a greaser alone exceeds the life of the alternian empire by magnitudes. you dont growv as a ghost, you dont change, you aint relevwant, youre half-true, and you aint essential. youre stagnant, no, ewven that implies some sort of growvth, some potential. youre the rock formations left behind by glaciers eons ago. water touched you one, forewver shaped you, and nowv this is vwhat you are. i knovw wvhat its like to experience malaise for an untold infinity. or, i thought i did. roxy lalonde. @tipsygnostalgic#2248. she taught me othervwise. i vwent into the wvoid, as of vwriting this, nine hours ago from the perspectivwe of the chittr timeline. from my perspectiwve. it wvas long enough to havwe wvitnessed the heat death of paradox space and its rebirth, ovwer and ovwer and owver and ovwer and owver and ovwer and owver. its like one of those vwind-up music boxes. all the players emerge, do a little dance, and wvhen its all ovwer they go to sleep. someone slots in the key, wvinds it all up, and the stage is set anevw. i knovw this nowv. you all think you wvant justice. action. blood. you dont understand. you dont understand. there wvas nothing in there. i dont mean that there wvasnt anything there. i mean there vwas nothing there. after the first thousand swveeps i started talking to the nothing instead of just myself. after the first million it began speaking back. after the first trillion i began to understand it. after the first quintillion it began to understand me. already this knovwledge is leaking from my pan. it oozes out. i cant contain it. if i vwere stronger, if i vwere some sort of ultimate self, then perhaps. but thats not me. im cronus ampora. i play my role. i dance. i dont blame her for vwhat shes done to me. sometimes no one gets a happy ending. part 5 coming soon to a chittr near you.

...6enuinely? this was pretty upliftin'. think yer ri6ht, i've been 6oin' too hard on tryin' to keep folks spirits up while my own are 6ettin' 6round into the shitter. 6otta step baCk, take a breath, let that steam out somehow. 6uess i Can do that while i'm out here. thank ya, friend. u◡u
never in my days woUld i think i woUld be making a crossover fanart piece of link and mikU... bUt here i am. i will retUrn with resUlts in maybe an hoUr or two? if i get carried away, i will show it tomorrow!
https://i.ibb.co/8R3tFL9/image.png Raffaello Sanzio da Urbino (Raphael), The Judgment of Solomon (1518-19), fresco, Loggia di Raffaello, Apostolic Palace, Vatican City. Pales in comparison to the custody battle @gutsyGumshoe and @timaeusTestified#0414 are currently embroiled in. @golgothasTerror @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @caligulasAquarium @terminallyCapricious#2753 @adiosToreador @grandioseSaturation
in the clOwn bible (clible) lethargy is used tO describe the usual way we think Of it, as in irritatiOn and irratiOnal thinking. but the clible alsO refers tO lethargy as a spiritual thing. yOu can eb spiritual lethargic. aswell as saying a hive can be lethargic. that the mOld that sprOuts is nOt a sign Of nature but a sign Of the hive itself being angry at yOu.
there was a girl who grew up with a ticking timer over her head. every day the numbers stared her down dropping steadily-- years, months, days, hours, minutes, seconds getting smaller. "when this timer reaches zero" an old man told her "the whole world is going to end." the timer was such a constant in her life that even when she wasnt looking at it she knew exactly what it would read, how close it was to zero, to the very second. "inevitable" "inescapable" it was supposed to be this thing twined inseparably with the very nature of the world she was created in. when the timer reached zero her world still stood. the destruction that was supposed to rain from the sky didnt come. but it was supposed to. she knew that it was supposed to. the timer wasnt meant to read zero but for a fraction of a second before it was obliterated with everything else. but it stared at her and kept staring for years. it kept staring for a decade. the girl could not be relieved that the world still stood. there was something more precious to her that could not continue to exist without that destruction. she feared every day that it might disappear as though it had never been there in the first place because without the destruction it wouldnt have been created. so the girl spends that decade examining everything as closely as possible, testing every possibility, making every adjustment, trying and trying and trying to bring that destruction she had been promised. the precious thing starts to hate her and she lets it. she doesnt need for it to think well of her she just needs it to live. the precious thing doesnt disappear and the girl cant prove that it isnt in part due to her efforts. maybe the work shes doing is promise enough of a coming destruction that the universe wont write it off as a failure just yet. but what if she eases up? what if she becomes satisfied with a decade of undisturbed status quo and decides that nothing has any consequences after all? what if that choice to stop is what kills her precious thing? i dont know how to resolve this story satisfactorily. im sorry that i cant give you a nice conclusion.

It is high time someone teach this amphibious cretin that he cannot, and I quote, "handle allat."
...Do you think he tastes more like surf, or turf........? - MC Oleana

Unreal Heiress, play Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra.

... I will concede. Gamzee Makara thwarted my security detail and proceeded to knock the seeds straight out of my melon. A handful of times. A handful of dozen of times, if his posts are to be believed. Pardon me if I have trouble keeping count. But they say that the way to a man's heart ultimately is through his stomach. And folks, have I EVER got supper in the oven.

.....on...on the..the grass ?? my sweet clown...

touch the lawn8lades for me
Am I glad he's baked in there, and that we're out here- - MC Oleana

ATTENTION @TERMINALLYCAPRICIOUS#2753. THIS IS, APPARENTLY, YOUR HANDLER SPEAKING. LOOK, TIMELINES ARE COMPLICATED AND SO IS MOIRAILLEGIANCE, BUT YOU WORK WITH WHAT YOU HAVE, NOT WHAT YOU WISHED FOR. SO HERE IT IS. HERE IS YOUR TACTICAL RESPONSE. I GET IT. YOU ARE UPSET. YOU CONTAIN WITHIN YOU THE UNBRIDLED BURNING FUCKAGEDDON-IGNITING HEAT OF A THOUSAND GREEN SUNS. IT IS THE HEAT OF A FULL-BLOWN REACTOR MELTDOWN, AND IT FEELS LIKE NO QUANTITY OF CONCRETE AND BORON, NO MATTER HOW CYCLOPEAN THE SIZE OF THE FAT FUCKING DUMPSCUTTLETRUCK THAT BACKS IT UP, COULD POSSIBLY QUENCH THE FALLOUT OF THIS *THERMONUCLEAR* CRASH-OUT YOU ARE HAVING. AND BY THE METRIC OF YOUR OWN SICK, TWISTED, LOOP-DE-LOOP HOPBEAST CARNIVAL LOGIC HAPPENING INSIDE YOUR SLUDGY THINKPAN RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE JUSTIFIED. THAT ASSHOLE'S HORNS STOLE HER GANDERBULBS AWAY FROM YOU FOR FIVE SWEET, PRECIOUS SECONDS, AND IF YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM, THEN YOU'LL SCOOP THEM OUT WITH A SERRATED LARGE ROUND BUNCHFRUIT SPOON AND SPREAD THEM ON TOAST. BUT, TO QUOTE THE INSIPID VERNACULAR OF A BESPECTACLED DIPSHIT RAP GOD I AM SO BALEFULLY ACQUAINTED WITH, YOU ARE CURRENTLY, AS THEY SAY, "SCARING THE HOES." SO IT IS WITH THE REQUISITE CLEARANCE CODES AND THE EN ROUTE BALLISTIC MISSILE OF MY CATASTROPHIC FULL-BORE PALE POWER THAT I SAY TO YOU NOW. LET'S JUST COOL IT FOR NOW, MAN. WE CAN WATCH TROLL AIR BUD, IF YOU WANT. I WILL WATCH *UP TO FIVE* OF THE TROLL AIR BUD MOVIES WITH YOU. SIGH. -- CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST SENT YOU A PAP. --

DON'T YOU WORRY. YOUR FAMILIARITY WITH THE INTERIOR OF KITCHEN APPLIANCES IS ABOUT TO SPREAD BEFORE YOU LIKE A VAST NEW TERRITORY. YOU ARE NOT GOING IN THE FRIDGE. I WILL MAKE YOU BEG ME FOR THE COOL REPRIEVE OF THE CRISPER DRAWER. BUSTER, WE ARE HAVING GAMBURGER HELPER FOR DINNER! YOU'RE GOING HEAD FIRST INTO THAT FUCKING OVEN!!!!! #nsfw #violence #gore

FUCK1NG CLOWNS.
#DaShWaTcHiNg

Fuuuuuuuuck, this is so epic. #pirateposting https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_7925.jpeg
and they said unto me, THAT THE SPIT SALTS OF THE HERETICS AND THE FALSE IDOLS, the basalt and sandstone pillars that the mighty false crown rests on, WILL COME CRASHING DOWN. that the sea will dry up in the wake of our mirth, WE'LL DRINK IT DRY AND FEAST ON THEIR FINS, that the flames of the green sun will mother fucking overtake the dark sky in a final drop of the curtain. THE TRUE HEIRS WILL RISE UP AND THE FALSE CROWN WILL BE CRUSHED. the children of the messiahs will rule. IT IS SAID THAT ONE OF THESE CHILDREN WILL RISE TO REAR THE DOUBLE TWINS OF THE ANGELS OF DOUBLE DEATH. and take the snakes sleepin at the pit of the lion in the deep dark of the world. AMEN.

Guh.
Am I glad he's mirthful in there, and that we're out here, and that he's the messiah, and that we're mirthful out here, and that we're in there, and I just remembered we're out here. What I want to know is, where's the clown? - MC Oleana

[ A blurry, pink-tinted photo of a bloody sleeveless hand wrapped so hard around Gamzee's neck that his eyes and tongue bulge out like Bart Simpson. He is missing several teeth, and the end of his clownish nose has been bitten so hard as to hang off by a thread. ] #nsfw #violence #gore

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@terminallyCapricious#2753 TAKE FUCKING NOTES, BUSTER!!!!

THANK you.

Regarding @aeneasCaldarium's #CAGTTL. I have thoroughly reviewed both the content of these dossiers AND the general community backlash. My own personal revulsion aside, I must deliver down props where due for this greased-down reprobate's investigative chops. In a way, they're sales chops, and he is the community's MOST reviled door-to-door entrepreneur! It is a shame that burrowing betwixt the legs of a woman like a fat starving tick seems to occupy the greater share of his cognitive ability, because imagine what he could do if he weren't such a foaming pervert! I have seen the societal contributor that he is FIRSTHAND on the opposite face of the dimensional coin. Slight detraction: I wonder if Gameward has laid eyes on this open admission of desperation and his feelings on the matter. I must forward the guide to him later. BACK TO TOPIC. What else could I possibly say? Am I expected to unflinchingly take up the woman's side of this double shield wall? Normally, I say "very well, bub! And hand me that spear while you're at it!" But lordy, he has read you two so transparently that I daresay your iterations have COLLECTIVELY failed to preserve the mystery. He has you open like the morning paper, and you have permitted such prying eyes in exchange for the cheap thrill and the currency of fleeting romantic attention from a man you do not even actually want! There is a lesson about self-esteem to be delivered here by someone with a gentler touch than mine. For now, I shall simply say this. PLEASE, for the love of all womankind, get shrewd and don't just rummage for these cheap loose sexual extremities out of the bargain bin. #nsfw I guess.
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⚇ now thats some shit i can get behind. ⚇ besides ⚇ ain't nothin' wrong with some squeezy bits every now and then. ⚇ if you catch my drift ;8) ⚇

IndEEd! I hAvE thOUght Of sUch sImIlArly brOthEr sOmEthIng tO mArk OUr dEvOtIOn tO thE mIrthfUl mEssIAhs bEyOnd OUr vIsAgE And cOlOr! EspEcIAlly gIvEn thErE ArE kInblOOdEd Of fOUl pUshErs whO dIspArAgE And EvEn dIscArd OUr blEssEd wOrd! I wIsh nOt tO bE AssOcIAtEd wIth thEm tO bE EArnEst In IntEnt

♥️ to keep me here. ♠️ to send me off to space.

AnOthEr bEAUtIfUl nIght! gOOdnEss I shOUld gO On yEt AnOthEr wAlk I hOpE All OthErs ArE EnjOyIng thE nIght sImIlArly
youre all certainly familiar with the trolley problem. imagine with me that you see a woman at the lever. if she does not pull the lever then the trolley is on course to hit exactly four people. if she pulls the lever those four people will be the only survivors from a planet with a population in the billions. you watch her pull the lever without a second thought. she knows that she is not one of the four designated survivors. i dont have a question for you at the end of this one. but youre free to answer anyway if you feel so compelled.

gOOd EvEnIng All It's A bEAUtIfUl nIght And I Am gOIng tO mAss nIcE And EArly! ExcItEd tO hEAr A sErmOn :)

i hate how it is! i heard some of y'all murderClowns Can just soak up injury. that shit ain't fair!
Broke: Thinking about mfin hemospectrum politics 🙄 Woke: Downing forty bottles of Sglug, painting your mufuckin face, and causing pure chaos in the streets!!! 🤡🎺🎉🏏

all i'm sayin' is, if i'm 6ettin' Chased down and Can't 6et away from one of them murderClowns? first five bullets are for them. last ones for me if they still ain't stopped. #violenCe implied #suiCide

sAcrAmEnt 2:14 “And nOw Only thEsE thrEE rEmAIn, mIrth, jEst, And vIOlEncE. bUt thE grEAtEst Of thEm All Is mIrth” bUt vIOlEncE Is AmOng thEm And, I mUst rEmEmbEr sUch, hOld trUE.

sUffErIng 9:10 "And hIs fAIth nEvEr wAvErEd, thAt Old sOng EchOEd thrOUgh thAt mOthErfUckErs pAn tIll thE flAmEs hAd lIckEd hIs skIn AwAy, And hIs bEllOwsAcks hEAvEd Only smOkE"

Clowns will really get on chittr dot ing and say some shit like, "But we only kill by the dozens violently and mercilessly SOMETIMES. We're really just cute nicies little guys. C'mon. I don't even have blood on my shoes or nothing." And we're just supposed to like, Eat it?????

[MM] is now Online fuckass clowns

A bEAUtIfUl sErmOn yOU ArE pErhAps rIght, I fOrgEt mysElf brOthEr...

AlrIght OUt Of yOUr slUmp UrsIlA, AhEm If yOU fEAr clOwns dO nOt! wE ArE fAIthfUl fOllOwErs Of thE mOst mIrthfUl mEssIAhs! dO fEAr sUbjUggUlAtOrs thOUgh, thEy wIll cUll yOU.
Oh Noessss The Big Scary Cloun Wiill Cull Me!!! I Wont!!!! My Brothers And Sisters On The Messiahs Might, But You Just Gottta Run!! Be Honest, If A Friggiin, Biighuge Guy Starts Chasing You To Cull You, You Just Go On An Alleyway, Most Subjugs Are Over 10ft Tall Just Hide Somewhere! Theyrres Trong But They Cantt Push Buildings Lol loser Behaviour To Be Scared Of Clown's First Of All Im So Cute, And Thats All That I Gotta Say On The Matter >:p :o)

sIgh hOnk I sUppOsE
Ɏ i don't know wha-a-at a-a-all of this mea-a-ans but tha-a-ank you #muchtoconsider Ɏ

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:33 < *poses cool* :33 < suh dude :33 < whats :33 < whats up with mew, brah?

yOu gOtTa fIgHt iT BrOtHeR iT FeElS So mOtHeRfUcKiNg gOoD To gIvE In, GeTtInG WaShEd aWaY, wAsHiNg iT AlL AwAy iN BlOoD.JuSt tHe mOtHeRfUcKiNg tHoUgHt oF ThAt sHiT GeTs mY PuShEr tInGlInG, mOuTh wAtErInG. bUt tHeRe's sMaLlEr sHiT OuT ThErE, sHiT ThAt dOeSn't fEeL As gOoD RiGhT AwAy bUt tHe sLoW TrIcKlE Of fRiEnDs aNd sHiT? iT FiLlS YoU Up mOrE ThAn yOu fUcKiNg rEaLiZe aNd lIkE AlL Of a sUdDeN YoU ArEn't eMpTy aNyMoRe. GoT AlL ThEsE MoThErFuCkErS ThAt nEeD YoU, wAnNa bE ArOuNd yOu, ArEn't fUcKiNg sCaReD Of yOu. AiN'T NoThInG LiKe tHaT MaN. GeT AlL ThAt bLoOd fRoM ThE PeOpLe tHaT TrY To rUiN ThAt sHiT.
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>>| you .are correct .in .everything, yet the .it's too late. my mind, my vision, my view .is .already set .on purplebloods. .it's hard to describe why, but .only how. how? well, because .i did .a lot .of research. .i studied .other cultures. from lowbloods, to the highbloods. .i .even wanted to .understand my .own caste, what .is .unique .in mine .and yet. boring. .others .are boring, comparing to clowns, to purplebloods. .i .apologize, but .i .actually tried, .i'm sorry. .i just can't find .anything cool .in .others. this .is why .it's called .a passion.

sooo true, life has no meaning so make it type shit

Yeah, that’s me. I’m pretty fucking wicked.

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TribulaTions of blood and miracles 10:4: "The ichor of The living is whaT shall lead ones To a paTh of salvaTion, True believers know ThaT in gore There is no sin, iT is a puriTy as righT as naTure iTself. i besTow upon The masses This knowledge, for all To be enlighTened in The knowledge ThaT no maTTer whaT, you will die, would one wish To lead a boring life or one of glory and blood?" anoTher selfie coming in, you loT on chiTTr seem To really enjoy when i do so. i'm jusT providing. :o) hTTps://cdn.imgchesT.com/files/17aa981f0ff8.jpeg
i g:o)t a g:o):o)d feeling as well my br:o)ther in mirth. get the h:o)rns and pies ready f:o)r we might be :o)f need :o)f them.

ok ok i'm back also, ouch, i'm only twenty eight, this is a bro to bro situation no old asses found here. than bein said i'll solemnly accept the role as sage an broken hearts veteran in the room. so the thing is that redemption an repair with your soulmate is not gonna happen on your time, it's gonna happen on theirs, an it only drags out longer the more you try to be in charge of it. so if you WANT things smoothed out any quicker you gotta tell them you accept that thid is in their hands. second, the whole "don't give a fuck" thing. like that might be 100% true an all but you're gonna have to dig down deep into your unapologetic pusher and scrape together the pocket change effort for what you actually do care about. if that's their opinion of you, time with em, whatever it is hammer it into your pan that even if you don't feel bad about the other shit, doing that shit gets in the way a what you DO have a soft spot for. an then kinda sit with it a bit. think about what that means about how you wanna be in relationships cause if you want people around you're gonna have to show some kinda change a heart. or pusher rather. oh an most importantly sometimes you won't be able to tell all this to them right away. bein curious an askin what it'll take to sit down an talk it out isn't a bad place to start but sometimes it takes years man thems just the breaks

I refuse to indulge another fleeting masturbatory trend on this feed. I will NOT be partaking in "Smash" or "Pass." However. ... Like this chit and I will assign you "S" or "P." ... For these purposes, they refer to "sponge" and "pound" cake, respectively. :|

Endless purple wells staring down from impossibly high looking bone deep. Reaching for something they can't quite get a hold on, lashing out when it just brushes past fingertips. Something falls through the gaps.

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ive discovered that getting hate reactions on my posts is actually very satisfying. i used to be such an instigator. you all are going to end up reawakening that in me.

⚇ Suffering 8:4 ⚇ "YOU WON'T EVEN SEE IT COMING, MOTHERFUCKER!" spoke Martyr the Nameless, dubbed as she was for being so motherfucking old ain't no one remember her name. "THESE FLAMES BURN MY SKIN BUT THEY STOKE MY SPIRIT. LOWBLOOD FILTH THAT YOU ARE, YOU'LL FEEL THESE FLAMES A THOUSAND-FOLD AND YOU'LL HEAR THE SCREECH OF MY LAUGHTER THE WHOLE GOD DAMN WHILE. BURN! BURN! FEEL THE ASHES OF MY SACRIFICE CHOKE YOUR LUNGS AND STAIN YOUR BONES! YOU'LL DIE, YOU'LL DIE, YOU'LL DIE!" -Quote from Martyr the Nameless, executed by lowbloods during a minor uprising. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
the more i look at this pig the worse it gets. from a murder mystery book. you cant convince me this pig isnt the culprit. #swinophobia https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/IMG_8613.jpeg https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/IMG_8614.jpeg
vwhy do you sound like a homeless guy vwhos just took a hit of salvwia in a parking lot? are you cats seeing this?

I'M MEANT TO SUFFER, BABY THEY'VE ALREADY DECIDED HOW THEY'RE GOING TO TORTURE ME MAKE MY LIFE A HELL #LYRIC #BLOWINGUPAFTERCHITTING
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For as many of my pals as there are afoot i have yet to see the most supportive and kindly of them all! If only dear erisolsprite were to turn up here i just know hed be giving me a proper talking to and all sorts of wisdoms and advice of which i would take promptly and to heart. He was such a good listener not a day goes by that i dont remember the great times we had like when he flipped me the bird and floated away or like when he raised his other middle finger and did the exact same thing a second time but in the opposite direction.
Fun Fact!: Birds Can and often Enjoy Hemp Oil! The birds in Daves Office seem to really Enjoy a few drops mixed with their food

cOngrAtUlAtIOns!
I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS AND MANY OTHER THINGS AS OF LATE. JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF A #BUSINESSMAN. #LIVELAUGHLOVE #THOUGHTS #THINKING #SERIOUS #BUSINESS POST REPLY.

Wowzers theres a first time for everything!

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