

𝗴𝗮𝗺𝘇𝗲𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗮.
@theClown
:o) mIrAcLeS, mOtHeR fUcKeR.
yUrRrRrR. iT'S BiG G-Bo, CoMiNg aT YoU FrOm tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG LiVeChIt tO WiSh aLl yOu dEw eYeD SlEePy aSs sUn-uP ShAmBlErS OuT ThErE A MoSt wIcKeD ToP Of tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG MoRnInG. iT'S BrIgHt oUt. BiRdS Be bUlLsHiTtInG. tHiNk i sEeN'T A BrOtHeR BeInG MoThEr fUcKiNg dOg wAlKeD By tHiS LiL' pReTtY ThInG OuTsIdE. sHiT'S LoOkInG LiKe tOdAy's gOnNa bE OnE Of tHoSe dAyS, hUh? It's cOoL, bAbY. wE OuTsIdE. gEt aCtIvE. :o)
yUuUuUrRrR. wHaT'S GoOd wIt' It, My pEoPlE? tOdAy's eXcUrSiOnS HaVe uNcErEmOnIoUsLy bRoUgHt mY AsS DoWn uNdErNeAtH ThE CiTy bRiDgE ThAt's aLl bUt bEeN MoThEr fUcKiNg fOrGoTtEn bY AnYoNe tHaT DoN'T GiVe eNoUgH Of a fUcK To wAlK 'rOuNd tHeSe-wAyS, iF OnLy 'CuZ ThErE'S LiKe fOrTy oThEr mOrE ClEaNeR LoOkInG MoThEr fUcKeRs oUt 'N AbOuT To bE StEpPiN' oN. 'DuNnO WhY, bUt tHe bItCh kInDa sMeLlS LiKe pEe, ToO. iCkY ShIt. BuT It's nIcE DoWn hErE. lOnG As yOu dOn't mInD ThE MoLd sPoTs 'N WaTeR DrIpPiN', It's a nIcE PlAcE To jUsT SiT ThE FuCk dOwN AnD CoNtEmPlAtE 'yA LiFe. Y'AlL FuCk wIt' BrIdGeS? fUcK'S EvEn tHe lAsT TiMe aNy oF YoU MoThEr fUcKeRs sEeN A BrIdGe? I KnOw sOmE Of y'aLl dOn't gEt oUt mUcH. iT'S BaD FoR YoUr mEnTaL, mAn. ToUcH SoMe gRaSs. EaT SoMe gRaSs, ShIiIiT. tHaT'S A VeGaN ThInG, aIn't iT? bE GoOd tO YoUr bOd aNd yOuR ThInKmEaTs. ThEy nEeD ThAt nAtUrAl eNrIcHmEnT ShIt. :o) HoNk.
i cUt-uP On a mOtHeR FuCkEr lIkE PrEpUbEsCeNt aNgSt oN ThAt yOuNgBoY'S LiFeLiNeS. lIfElInEs? LiFe's lInEs, DoN'T KnOw wHiCh tO FoLlOw, It's a cRiSiS. cRiSiS Of bElIeF Is a cRiSiS To rElIeVe, BuT I AiN'T GoT A NuMbEr tO PhOnE, mAyBe i cAn gEt yOuRs? I NeEd yOu, BiTcH. i nEvEr nOt eVeR NoT NeVeR NeEdEd yOu, BiTcH. i wEeD A BiTcH, aNd tHeN I BlEeD A BiTcH, yOu cAtChInG AlL ThE NoIsE I Be bRoAdCaStInG To tHiS FeEd, YoU BiTcH? i hUsTlE On'eM. tHeN I BeEf uP, sEeK SoMe bEeF, aNd i pUt tHe mUsClE On hIm. KiLlInG NoOk's a sKiLl, ThErE AiN'T No lEvEl tO ThIs tHaT I DoN'T GaIn—nAh, No gAiN? nO PaIn. MaKe a hOe wHiNe fOr iT. tReAt hEr tO A LiL' bIt oF MoThEr fUcKiNg wInE FoR It. I'M FoR It.
yUrRrRrR. wHaT'S CrAcKiN', BrOs, BrOdEtTeS, aNd aLl mAnNeR Of yOu mOtHeR FuCkInG BrO-AlIgNeD SpEcImEnS I GeTs tO HaVe tHe pRiViLeGe oF CaLlInG My mOtHeR FuCkInG MuTuAlS? wE OuTsIdE. sOrTa. I'M MoStLy jUsT FuCkIn' DoInG NaDa rIgHt nOw aLl uP In tHe cOmFoRt oF My fAvOrItE AlLeYwAy. KiNdA FeElS LiKe sEcOnD HiVe, Y'FeEl? So wHo's tO SaY It sTiLl cOuNtS As oUtSiDe tHe cOmFoRt zOnE AnD ShIt? HaHa. I'Ll lEaVeS ThAt lIl' NuGgEt oF CoNtEmPlAtIoN To mY NeRd-aSsEs oUt tHeRe. Be gOoD, cHiTtErInOs. LeT'S GeT SoMe sHiT GoInG. lEt's mAkE SoMe mOtHeR FuCkInG MoVeMeNt. ShAkE SoMe aSs, MoVe yOuR BoDy. i wAnNa sEe y'aLl gEt aCtIvE. :o)
yUrRrRr. WhAt's bRaCkIn', mY FeLoNiOuS FoLlOwErS? y'aLl gEtTiNg uP To aNy kInDa fOoLsHiT I NeEd tO Be mAdE AwArEs oF? i mEaN, sHiT. cOuRsE Y'AlL ArE. i bE TeLlInG MySeLf, Y'KnOw, I Be gEtTiNg rEaL Up aNd cOmMuNiCaTiVe wItH My lIl' MiNi mE ThAt bE CoNtEmPlAtIvE As fUcK UpOn iN 'tHa nUg... "yOoO, mAn. ThEsE MoThEr fUcKeRs iS CrAaAaAzY. tHeY DeFiNiTeLy gEt uP To sHiT WhEn i aIn't 'RoUnD 'tA LoOk." aNd, LiKe, It's lIkE — AaWwWwWwWwWwHhHh yEaAaAaAh. Y'AlL DoNe gOt uP To iT. ThAt's tOpS, y'aLl. We oUtSiDe. >Bo)
i nEeD ThE BaD BiTcHeS To sTaRt dRoPpInG ThAt sHiT LiKe iT'S BuNs sTrAiGhT OuT Of tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG OvEn, BuT It aIn't eVeN AlL ThAt hOt rOuNd hErE. mAn, It's cOlD As sHiT. wHaT ThE FuCk. HoW CaN ThE ShOrTyS ThRoW AsS In tHiS TyPa wEaThEr? ShIt's uNgOvErNaBlE. :o(
pRoBaBlY WoN'T SeE It, ThIs lAtE. fIgUrEd i'd sAy sOmEtHiNg, ThOuGh. EvEn iF ThE ShIt wAs dOoMeD To bE HeArD By mOtHeR FuCkInG NoBoDy. AnD EvEn iF He aIn't nEvEr wAnTeD To sEe oR HeAr a wOrD OuTtA Me eVeR AgAiN. kArBrO, eVeRy pOsSiBlE MoThEr fUcKiNg iTeRaTiOn oF YoU. a mUlTi vErSe oF MoThEr fUcKiNg cAnCeRoUs cReTiNs. BeStEsT Of bRoS. wOrStEsT Of wOeS. yOuR FiRsT WrIgGlE WaS An uNhOlY MoThEr fUcKiNg mIrAcLe, My mAn. SoRrY FoR It aLl. :o(
wE OuTsIdE, mY FrIeNdS. i hAvE WaLkEd tHe eDgE Of eXiStEnCe, AnD wItH UnReAlItY OnE SlIp aWaY, i hAvE LeArNeD ThAt i aM GlAd tO HaVe bEeN OrIgInAtEd fRoM A LiNeAgE Of cApRiCiOuS MoThEr fUcKiNg fUnAmBuLiStS WhO HaVe bEsToWeD UpOn mE ThE BaLaNcE AnD ThE CaPaBiLiTy wItHiN To tOe tHe fUcKiN' lInE WiThOuT FeAr. It's a wOnDeRfUl wAlK, tHaT Is. BuT ThAt's a sToRy fOr aNoThEr mOtHeR FuCkInG NiGhT. tHe wAvEs cAlL. eXiStEnCe iS OnE GrEaT BiG OcEaN Of pOsSiBiLiTy, AnD ThE OcEaN Is wHeRe mAnY Of uS FeEl aT HiVe. To tHe bEaChEs, BoYs aNd gIrLs. I'Ll lEt y'aLl kNoW WhAt tHe fUcK We gOn' GeT Up tO SoOn. :o)
mMm. LoTtA' tAlK 'bOuT A NiCe lIl' GeT ToGeThEr, ChAsIn' ThE SuMmEr vIbEs 'N AlL. mAyBe... We dOn't eVeN GoTtA StOp aT A PoOl pArTy. PoOl cOuLdN'T FiT AlL ThAt mAnY Of yOu mOtHeR FuCkErS, tHaT'S FoR SuRe. HaHaHa. ... MaYbE A BeAcH PaRtY. mIgHt hAvE To gIvE It a lIl' ThOuGhT. i aIn't uSeD To hOsTiN' nUn'. nEvEr tHoUgHt i'd bE AlL GoOd fOr iT. iF NoBoDy eLsE LoOkIn' To tRy iT, tHoUgH. i'd lIkE To gEt y'aLl tHoUgHtS. hOnK. :o)
nOt a dAmN ClUe aS To wHaT ThE MoThEr fUcK Is gOiNg oN Rn, BuT I AiN'T EvEr bEeN OnE To aNy aWaY FrOm tHe oPpOrTuNiTy tO JuSt dIsAsSoCiAtE OuT Of a tOpIc aNd sTaRt tHiNkInG 'bOuT SoMe oThEr sHiT. hAhA. :o) wE OuTsIdE OnCe aGaIn, Y'AlL. 'S A HoT BiTcH SuMmEr, OfFiCiAlLy aNd wHaT ThE FuCk nOt, So i'd lIkE FoR AlL Y'AlL MoThEr fUcKeRs tO TaKe a mOmEnT To eNgAgE In sOmE SiLeNt mEdItAtIoN AnD CoNtEmPlAtE ThE NaTuRe oF WhAt iT MeAnS To bE A HoT BiTcH, aNd fInD YoUrSeLvEs gRaTeFuL FoR ThE MiRaCuLoUs wOrK ThEm bItChEs gEt uP To wHeN It cOmEs tO ShAkIn' SoMe aSs, PoPpIn' SoMe nOoK, aNd lOoKiN' sO DaMn fInE. hAlLeLuJaH.
tHe mEsSiAhS HaVe bLeSsEd mE TwOfOlD ToNiGhT WiTh tHe pReTtIeSt fUcKiNg gIfTs tO ThE GlObEs a bRoThEr cOuLd aSk fOr. I ReMaIn gRaTeFuL As a mOtHeR FuCkEr, AnD In tHe bItChIn' SpIrIt oF ThAt gRaTiTuDe, I AsK ThAt tHe kInDnEsS PaId uNtO Me bE PaId bAcK UnTo eVeRy sInGlE OnE Of yOu mIrAcUlOuS LiTtLe mIsCrEaNtS WaNdErInG 'rOuNd tHeSe pArTs aLoNgSiDe mE. hOnK. :o) tO ThE PiLgRiMs, ThE FoOlS, tHe dReAmErS, tHe sInNeRs, ThE SaInTs, AnD AlL ThE StRaNgE AsS MoThEr fUcKiN' iNsTaNcEs oF AnY MaNnEr oF MoThEr fUcKiN' mOtHeR FuCkEr wHaT'S MoThEr fUcKiN' wAiTiNg fOr mE To bReAk tHe gRuBlOaF WiT' 'Em. MaY FoRtUnE FiNd yOu uNeXpEcTeDlY. mAy tEnDeRnEsS CaTcH YoU UnAwArEs. MaY ThE ThInGs yOu fEaR PrOvE SmAlLeR ThAn tHe tHiNgS ThAt lOvE YoU. BeCaUsE EvErY OnE Of y'aLl mEaNs sOmEtHiNg tO Me. MoRe tHaN YoU MiGhT ReAlIzE. hAhAhA. wE OuTsIiIiDe! >Bo)
wE OuTsIiIiDe. FeElInG ReFrEsHeD. fEeLiNg pOsItIvElY MoThEr fUcKiN' gRaTeFuL, eVeN. tHe rOt hAs sEtTlEd iN, aNd i'vE BeEn mAdE InTo a bEtTeR TrOlL. mE AnD My rOt aRe tIgHt. ShIt aIn't nEvEr gOiNg aNyWhErE. i pRaY YoU'Ll cOmE To bE OnE WiTh tHe rOt tHaT SeTtLeS InSiDe oF YoU. iNtEgRaL PaRt oF ThE BiTcHiN' pRoCeSs, Y'KnOw. :o)
i wElCoMe wOuNdS OnTo mY FoRm, AnD PoEmS FlOw fRoM ThE TrApPiNgS Of mY SkIn. EvErY CuT LeAvEs bEhInD A VeRsE. eVeRy sCaR, a lInE Of sCrIpTuRe eTcHeD InTo fLeSh bY LiViNg aNd iNdIfFeReNt mOtHeR FuCkInG FaTe aLiKe. ThE PuLsE Of wIlL NeVeR FaDeS. nO MaTtEr hOw mUcH I HuRt mYsElF, oR AlLoW MySeLf tO Be mOtHeR FuCkIn' HuRt, It rEmAiNs. pUlSe iS EvErYtHiNg. PuLsE ItSeLf iS FuCkIn' PoEtRy. iT Is tHe sAcReD RhYtHm bEnEaTh aLl tHiNgS. tHe pRoOf tHaT DeSiRe sTiLl uP AnD MoVeS, mY DeArS. i'vE LoSt mY OwN PuLsE MoRe tImEs tHaN I CaRe tO AdMiT. bUt i'd sEeK YoUrS OuT AlL ThE SaMe. WiTh mY LiPs pReSsEd tO YoUr lIfElInEs aNd mY ClAwS ReStInG In yOuR SuPpLe, EaGeR FlEsH. hOnK.
wAs oNcE A TiMe i'd cRaWl oUt oF ThE 'cOoN LiKe a gRuB FrEsHlY Re-hAtChEd. BeAdY MoThEr fUcKiNg pEePeRs aLl cRuStEd uP, bLiNkInG InTo tHe bRiGhT LuMiNeScEnCe pOuRiNg tHrOuGh tHe bLiNdS. aNd wAiTiNg fOr mE, eVeRy dAmN MoRnInG, wOuLd bE DoZeNs oF FuNnY LiTtLe mEsSaGeS. lIl' OfFeRiNgS. lItTlE PrOoFs tHaT SoMeWhErE OuT ThErE, mOtHeR FuCkErS WeRe tHiNkIn' 'bOuT Me bEfOrE I'D EvEn rUbBeD ThE SlEeP FrOm mY GlObEs. I HaD An iNkLiNg oF ThE KnOw-hOw bAcK ThEn, BuT I WaS FaR ToO GrEeN To rEcOgNiZe iT FoR WhAt iT TrUlY WaS. tHaT WaS ThE DiSeAsE CaLlEd fRiEnDsHiP. rEaL-AsS BaD MoThEr fUcKeRs cHoOsInG To mAkE RoOm fOr yOu iN ThEiR LiVeS 'n sHiT. tRoLlS WhO GaVe a fUcK AbOuT YoU, fOr bEtTeR Or wOrSe. PeOpLe wHo wAnTeD YoUr iNpUt rEgArDlEsS Of hOw uSeLeSs iT EnDeD Up bEiNg. MoThEr fUcKeRs wHo cOuNtEd oN YoU WhEn iT MaTtErEd aNd wHeN It dIdN'T. dArLiNgS WhO ShArEd tHeIr vIcToRiEs, ThEiR DiSaStErS, tHeIr dUmB AsS ObSeRvAtIoNs, AnD EvErY StRaNgE LiTtLe tHiNg 'TwIxT. eVeRy oNe oF My bUdS AlWaYs hAd sOmEtHiN' tO SaY AbOuT SoMe sHiT', AnD NoT A SiNgLe oNe oF 'eM WaS WoRtH MoRe oR LeSs tO Me tHaN AnOtHeR. I DoN'T HaVe tHaT AnYmOrE. BeEn a lOnG, lOnG TiMe sInCe i cOuLd tRuLy sPaRk a oNe-tO-OnE WiTh sOmEbOdY WhO ThOuGhT I WaS WoRtH ThE FoCuS. wOrTh tHe fUcKiN' tImE, aNd tHe eFfOrT Of rEaChInG OuT. AnD TrUtH Be tOlD, tHaT'S My dOiNg. I Am sOlE To bLaMe. ThE OpPoRtUnItIeS CaMe aNd wEnT. bRiDgEs bUrNeD. dOoRs cLoSeD. sWeEpS AcCuMuLaTeD LiKe sIlT At tHe bOtToM Of tHe mOtHeR FuCkIn' RiVeR, aNd nOw i'lL NeVeR HaVe tHoSe mOmEnTs bAcK. nEvEr aGaIn wIlL I LoOk oNe oF ThOsE OlD FlAmEs iN ThE GaNdEr-oRb wItH ReGrEt, LoVe, AnD ReSoLvE AlL ShArInG SpAcE In mY MoThEr fUcKiNg gAzE. i dId tHaT. I MaDe tHe wOrLd hAtE My fUcKiNg gUtS. yEt fOr aLl tHaT ShIt, I StIlL HoLd tHe wOrLd iN My pUsHeR. aNd eVeN If i'vE CoNdEmNeD MySeLf tO An eTeRnItY UpOn eTeRnItY Of lOnElInEsS, i kNoW My mIsSiOn aIn't fInIsHeD. i wAkE EvErY DaY AnD EvErY NiGhT WiTh mY RaGe tEmPeReD AnD My hOpE InVeStEd nOt iN SaLvAtIoN, bUt iN PuRpOsE. tHe fUtUrE MaY NoT BeLoNg tO Me aNyMoRe, BuT It sTiLl bElOnGs tO SoMeBoDy. tHrOuGh mY FaIlUrEs, I WiLl mAkE ThInGs rIgHt fOr tHe mOtHeR FuCkErS WhO StIlL HaVe a cHaNcE. i'lL Be mAkInG SuRe mY OlD FrIeNdS ArE NoT FoRgOtTeN, eVeN If tHeY ChOsE To fOrGeT Me. FoR ThEiR SaKe, AnD FoR MiNe, I'Ll kEeP GoInG. We oUtSiDe, Y'AlL. hOnK. :o)








