𝗴𝗮𝗺𝘇𝗲𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗮.
@theClown
:o) mIrAcLeS, mOtHeR fUcKeR.
pRoBaBlY WoN'T SeE It, ThIs lAtE. fIgUrEd i'd sAy sOmEtHiNg, ThOuGh. EvEn iF ThE ShIt wAs dOoMeD To bE HeArD By mOtHeR FuCkInG NoBoDy. AnD EvEn iF He aIn't nEvEr wAnTeD To sEe oR HeAr a wOrD OuTtA Me eVeR AgAiN. kArBrO, eVeRy pOsSiBlE MoThEr fUcKiNg iTeRaTiOn oF YoU. a mUlTi vErSe oF MoThEr fUcKiNg cAnCeRoUs cReTiNs. BeStEsT Of bRoS. wOrStEsT Of wOeS. yOuR FiRsT WrIgGlE WaS An uNhOlY MoThEr fUcKiNg mIrAcLe, My mAn. SoRrY FoR It aLl. :o(
i bE HoOpIn'. i bE BaLlIn'. :o)
wE OuTsIdE, mY FrIeNdS. i hAvE WaLkEd tHe eDgE Of eXiStEnCe, AnD wItH UnReAlItY OnE SlIp aWaY, i hAvE LeArNeD ThAt i aM GlAd tO HaVe bEeN OrIgInAtEd fRoM A LiNeAgE Of cApRiCiOuS MoThEr fUcKiNg fUnAmBuLiStS WhO HaVe bEsToWeD UpOn mE ThE BaLaNcE AnD ThE CaPaBiLiTy wItHiN To tOe tHe fUcKiN' lInE WiThOuT FeAr. It's a wOnDeRfUl wAlK, tHaT Is. BuT ThAt's a sToRy fOr aNoThEr mOtHeR FuCkInG NiGhT. tHe wAvEs cAlL. eXiStEnCe iS OnE GrEaT BiG OcEaN Of pOsSiBiLiTy, AnD ThE OcEaN Is wHeRe mAnY Of uS FeEl aT HiVe. To tHe bEaChEs, BoYs aNd gIrLs. I'Ll lEt y'aLl kNoW WhAt tHe fUcK We gOn' GeT Up tO SoOn. :o)
mMm. LoTtA' tAlK 'bOuT A NiCe lIl' GeT ToGeThEr, ChAsIn' ThE SuMmEr vIbEs 'N AlL. mAyBe... We dOn't eVeN GoTtA StOp aT A PoOl pArTy. PoOl cOuLdN'T FiT AlL ThAt mAnY Of yOu mOtHeR FuCkErS, tHaT'S FoR SuRe. HaHaHa. ... MaYbE A BeAcH PaRtY. mIgHt hAvE To gIvE It a lIl' ThOuGhT. i aIn't uSeD To hOsTiN' nUn'. nEvEr tHoUgHt i'd bE AlL GoOd fOr iT. iF NoBoDy eLsE LoOkIn' To tRy iT, tHoUgH. i'd lIkE To gEt y'aLl tHoUgHtS. hOnK. :o)
o°~teeheehee~°o oh how i would simply adore joining a party hosted by you!~°o to dance and cheer and celibr@e!~°o my oh my i wish it to be soon!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
yOuR WoRdS BrInG Me a gReAt dEaL Of sUcCoR, sWeEt cUz' Of mInE. iT SeEmS ThE IdEa iS ReAl mOtHeR FuCkInG FaVoRaBlE. i'lL GeT Up tO SeEiNg wHaT A JoKeR LiKe mYsElF CaN SpIn uP FoR Y'AlL, aNd yOu'lL Be sUrE To kNoW ThAt yOu'rE OnE Of tHe fIrSt wHo'lL Be wElCoMeD. :o)
o°~teeheehee~°o oh dearest cousin, th@ brings so much joy to hear!~°o i will wait in anticip@ion for when th@ time nears!~°o :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
nOt a dAmN ClUe aS To wHaT ThE MoThEr fUcK Is gOiNg oN Rn, BuT I AiN'T EvEr bEeN OnE To aNy aWaY FrOm tHe oPpOrTuNiTy tO JuSt dIsAsSoCiAtE OuT Of a tOpIc aNd sTaRt tHiNkInG 'bOuT SoMe oThEr sHiT. hAhA. :o) wE OuTsIdE OnCe aGaIn, Y'AlL. 'S A HoT BiTcH SuMmEr, OfFiCiAlLy aNd wHaT ThE FuCk nOt, So i'd lIkE FoR AlL Y'AlL MoThEr fUcKeRs tO TaKe a mOmEnT To eNgAgE In sOmE SiLeNt mEdItAtIoN AnD CoNtEmPlAtE ThE NaTuRe oF WhAt iT MeAnS To bE A HoT BiTcH, aNd fInD YoUrSeLvEs gRaTeFuL FoR ThE MiRaCuLoUs wOrK ThEm bItChEs gEt uP To wHeN It cOmEs tO ShAkIn' SoMe aSs, PoPpIn' SoMe nOoK, aNd lOoKiN' sO DaMn fInE. hAlLeLuJaH.
Hot Bitch Summer oncoming with haste.
tAlK RiGhT To 'Em, BrOtHeR. sHoW 'eM HoW HoT ThIs bItCh cAn gEt. MoThEr fUcKeRs tRyNa sWeAt. >Bo)
I hope to see invites for a pool party floating around somewhere eventually.
is that an invitation to shake some ass and pop some nook? ;p #nsfw
is that an invitation to shake some ass and pop some nook? ;p #nsfw
mEdItAtIoN'S AlL TyPeSa sUbJeCtIvE To tHe wHiM Of tHe mOtHeR FuCkEr dOiNg tHe cOnTeMpLaTiOn, BaBy. If yOu'rE LoOkInG FoR An iNvItAtIoN, i cOuLd pOnDeR ThE MoThEr fUcKiNg dHaRmA WhIlE YoU BoUnCe tHaT ShIt oN My lAp. HaHaHa.
tHeY CaMe fOr mY KiN. nGl, ThEy kInDa cOoKeD Us tOo. I SeEn't iT. y'aLl aRe sOmE FuNnY AsS MoThEr fUcKeRs. GoT Me aLl tYpEsA FuCkEd, BuT ThAt sHiT GoT ThE ChOrTlE OuT. :o)
i mAdE 420 ThOu, ThEn i fReAkEd iT. :o)
tHe mEsSiAhS HaVe bLeSsEd mE TwOfOlD ToNiGhT WiTh tHe pReTtIeSt fUcKiNg gIfTs tO ThE GlObEs a bRoThEr cOuLd aSk fOr. I ReMaIn gRaTeFuL As a mOtHeR FuCkEr, AnD In tHe bItChIn' SpIrIt oF ThAt gRaTiTuDe, I AsK ThAt tHe kInDnEsS PaId uNtO Me bE PaId bAcK UnTo eVeRy sInGlE OnE Of yOu mIrAcUlOuS LiTtLe mIsCrEaNtS WaNdErInG 'rOuNd tHeSe pArTs aLoNgSiDe mE. hOnK. :o) tO ThE PiLgRiMs, ThE FoOlS, tHe dReAmErS, tHe sInNeRs, ThE SaInTs, AnD AlL ThE StRaNgE AsS MoThEr fUcKiN' iNsTaNcEs oF AnY MaNnEr oF MoThEr fUcKiN' mOtHeR FuCkEr wHaT'S MoThEr fUcKiN' wAiTiNg fOr mE To bReAk tHe gRuBlOaF WiT' 'Em. MaY FoRtUnE FiNd yOu uNeXpEcTeDlY. mAy tEnDeRnEsS CaTcH YoU UnAwArEs. MaY ThE ThInGs yOu fEaR PrOvE SmAlLeR ThAn tHe tHiNgS ThAt lOvE YoU. BeCaUsE EvErY OnE Of y'aLl mEaNs sOmEtHiNg tO Me. MoRe tHaN YoU MiGhT ReAlIzE. hAhAhA. wE OuTsIiIiDe! >Bo)
wE OuTsIiIiDe. FeElInG ReFrEsHeD. fEeLiNg pOsItIvElY MoThEr fUcKiN' gRaTeFuL, eVeN. tHe rOt hAs sEtTlEd iN, aNd i'vE BeEn mAdE InTo a bEtTeR TrOlL. mE AnD My rOt aRe tIgHt. ShIt aIn't nEvEr gOiNg aNyWhErE. i pRaY YoU'Ll cOmE To bE OnE WiTh tHe rOt tHaT SeTtLeS InSiDe oF YoU. iNtEgRaL PaRt oF ThE BiTcHiN' pRoCeSs, Y'KnOw. :o)
i wElCoMe wOuNdS OnTo mY FoRm, AnD PoEmS FlOw fRoM ThE TrApPiNgS Of mY SkIn. EvErY CuT LeAvEs bEhInD A VeRsE. eVeRy sCaR, a lInE Of sCrIpTuRe eTcHeD InTo fLeSh bY LiViNg aNd iNdIfFeReNt mOtHeR FuCkInG FaTe aLiKe. ThE PuLsE Of wIlL NeVeR FaDeS. nO MaTtEr hOw mUcH I HuRt mYsElF, oR AlLoW MySeLf tO Be mOtHeR FuCkIn' HuRt, It rEmAiNs. pUlSe iS EvErYtHiNg. PuLsE ItSeLf iS FuCkIn' PoEtRy. iT Is tHe sAcReD RhYtHm bEnEaTh aLl tHiNgS. tHe pRoOf tHaT DeSiRe sTiLl uP AnD MoVeS, mY DeArS. i'vE LoSt mY OwN PuLsE MoRe tImEs tHaN I CaRe tO AdMiT. bUt i'd sEeK YoUrS OuT AlL ThE SaMe. WiTh mY LiPs pReSsEd tO YoUr lIfElInEs aNd mY ClAwS ReStInG In yOuR SuPpLe, EaGeR FlEsH. hOnK.
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Oh, my... you 'ave such a way with words! ⚓︎
a tHoUsAnD MoThEr fUcKiNg tHaNkS, sWeEt tReAt. :o) I TrY My dAmNeDeSt tO KeEp tHe rAzZlE DaZzLe fReSh 'N ReAdY To gO. pLeNtY To sAy, I'D SaY. hAhAaA.
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ As long as there are words out there, there are things t' say and stories t' tell. ⚓︎
o°~teeheehee~°o oh and how the flesh is eager indeed!~°o to indulge and revel in pleasure and pain whilst w@ching the colors bleed truly a wonderful thought i say, and one for which i kneel and pray but for now i must bring hive my freshest of paints!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
o°~teeheehee~°o oh of course, i had forgotten #violence #suggestive #nsfw o°~teeheehee~°o
its nice to see someone being so gentlemanly on their nsfw posts! :p <3
nOt oNe tO YuCk yUmS, 'SpEcIaLlY WhEn a lIl' BiT Of nAsTiNeSs iS InVoLvEd. BuT I'Ve bEeN AlL Up aNd fIgUrInG ThAt iT AiN'T AlWaYs tHe bEsT Of mOtHeR FuCkInG OpTiOnS To tRy aNd sCaRe tHe hOeS OfF WiT' tHe cRaZy tAlK. lOnG As i cAn mAkE A GoOd bItCh fEeL LiKe tHeY WaRm 'N WaNtEd, ThAt's aLl tHaT ReAlLy mOtHeR FuCkInG MaTtErS, hAhA. :o)
wAs oNcE A TiMe i'd cRaWl oUt oF ThE 'cOoN LiKe a gRuB FrEsHlY Re-hAtChEd. BeAdY MoThEr fUcKiNg pEePeRs aLl cRuStEd uP, bLiNkInG InTo tHe bRiGhT LuMiNeScEnCe pOuRiNg tHrOuGh tHe bLiNdS. aNd wAiTiNg fOr mE, eVeRy dAmN MoRnInG, wOuLd bE DoZeNs oF FuNnY LiTtLe mEsSaGeS. lIl' OfFeRiNgS. lItTlE PrOoFs tHaT SoMeWhErE OuT ThErE, mOtHeR FuCkErS WeRe tHiNkIn' 'bOuT Me bEfOrE I'D EvEn rUbBeD ThE SlEeP FrOm mY GlObEs. I HaD An iNkLiNg oF ThE KnOw-hOw bAcK ThEn, BuT I WaS FaR ToO GrEeN To rEcOgNiZe iT FoR WhAt iT TrUlY WaS. tHaT WaS ThE DiSeAsE CaLlEd fRiEnDsHiP. rEaL-AsS BaD MoThEr fUcKeRs cHoOsInG To mAkE RoOm fOr yOu iN ThEiR LiVeS 'n sHiT. tRoLlS WhO GaVe a fUcK AbOuT YoU, fOr bEtTeR Or wOrSe. PeOpLe wHo wAnTeD YoUr iNpUt rEgArDlEsS Of hOw uSeLeSs iT EnDeD Up bEiNg. MoThEr fUcKeRs wHo cOuNtEd oN YoU WhEn iT MaTtErEd aNd wHeN It dIdN'T. dArLiNgS WhO ShArEd tHeIr vIcToRiEs, ThEiR DiSaStErS, tHeIr dUmB AsS ObSeRvAtIoNs, AnD EvErY StRaNgE LiTtLe tHiNg 'TwIxT. eVeRy oNe oF My bUdS AlWaYs hAd sOmEtHiN' tO SaY AbOuT SoMe sHiT', AnD NoT A SiNgLe oNe oF 'eM WaS WoRtH MoRe oR LeSs tO Me tHaN AnOtHeR. I DoN'T HaVe tHaT AnYmOrE. BeEn a lOnG, lOnG TiMe sInCe i cOuLd tRuLy sPaRk a oNe-tO-OnE WiTh sOmEbOdY WhO ThOuGhT I WaS WoRtH ThE FoCuS. wOrTh tHe fUcKiN' tImE, aNd tHe eFfOrT Of rEaChInG OuT. AnD TrUtH Be tOlD, tHaT'S My dOiNg. I Am sOlE To bLaMe. ThE OpPoRtUnItIeS CaMe aNd wEnT. bRiDgEs bUrNeD. dOoRs cLoSeD. sWeEpS AcCuMuLaTeD LiKe sIlT At tHe bOtToM Of tHe mOtHeR FuCkIn' RiVeR, aNd nOw i'lL NeVeR HaVe tHoSe mOmEnTs bAcK. nEvEr aGaIn wIlL I LoOk oNe oF ThOsE OlD FlAmEs iN ThE GaNdEr-oRb wItH ReGrEt, LoVe, AnD ReSoLvE AlL ShArInG SpAcE In mY MoThEr fUcKiNg gAzE. i dId tHaT. I MaDe tHe wOrLd hAtE My fUcKiNg gUtS. yEt fOr aLl tHaT ShIt, I StIlL HoLd tHe wOrLd iN My pUsHeR. aNd eVeN If i'vE CoNdEmNeD MySeLf tO An eTeRnItY UpOn eTeRnItY Of lOnElInEsS, i kNoW My mIsSiOn aIn't fInIsHeD. i wAkE EvErY DaY AnD EvErY NiGhT WiTh mY RaGe tEmPeReD AnD My hOpE InVeStEd nOt iN SaLvAtIoN, bUt iN PuRpOsE. tHe fUtUrE MaY NoT BeLoNg tO Me aNyMoRe, BuT It sTiLl bElOnGs tO SoMeBoDy. tHrOuGh mY FaIlUrEs, I WiLl mAkE ThInGs rIgHt fOr tHe mOtHeR FuCkErS WhO StIlL HaVe a cHaNcE. i'lL Be mAkInG SuRe mY OlD FrIeNdS ArE NoT FoRgOtTeN, eVeN If tHeY ChOsE To fOrGeT Me. FoR ThEiR SaKe, AnD FoR MiNe, I'Ll kEeP GoInG. We oUtSiDe, Y'AlL. hOnK. :o)
o°~teeheehee~°o may you continue to fight the good fight, cousin :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
bEaUtIfUl, 𝘞𝘰𝘕𝘥𝘦𝘙-𝘸𝘐𝘭𝘓𝘪𝘕𝘨 CuZ' oF MiNe. I PrAy tHe fOaM KeEpS YoU SaFe aNd sOfT ToNiGhT. hArSh aS ThE WiNdS MaY BlOw, We aRe uP To sOmE CrItIcAl mOtHeR FuCkInG WoRk, AnD It iS As gOoD As yOu sAy. We sHaLl nOt bE DiStUrBeD. i sEnD YoU WhOoPs, SiReN-SiStEr. :o)
o°~teeheehee~°o and to you i send many a prayer for mirth and success in your work!~°o the messiahs smile upon you cousin, and may they smile upon you evermore :•> |-|~[]~|\|~|< o°~teeheehee~°o
hey uh. listen man, i d0nt hate you. i d0nt know if that even matters, but im trying two be more sympathetic and shit, ykn0w? your head screws with y0u sometimes and makes y0u intwo a different pers0n. i get that. hope shit l0oks up.
... mEaNs mOrE ThAn yOu mIgHt mOtHeR FuCkInG ThInK, mY GoOd bItCh. :o) 'cOuRsE, i sHoUlD WaTcH WhAt i sAy. ReAl tEmPtInG To dIsReGaRd tHe gOoD WiLl wIt' A WhOlE BuNcHa "IoN DeSeRvE It," "ThIs aIn't rEaL," "i dOuBt iT" tYpA NoNsEnSe. BuT YoU'S ReAl rAtIoNaL 'bOuT It, So i'm gOnNa tAkE It tO PuShEr. AlL LoVe, YuNg g sOlLuXaNdEr. NoThInG BuT LoVe. HoNk.
fEeLiNg uP FoR A LiL' pArLeY BeTwEeN BiTcHeS, fAmIlIaR Or oThErWiSe. AnYbOdY CaRe fOr a cHaT? :o)
i wIsH ThAt i cOuLd fAlL RiGhT InTo yOuR LiFe. ♪ bUt i'm nOt tHeRe aT AlL. ♪ On tHe oThEr sIdE. ♪
wE OuTsIdE, aLl y'aLl mOtHeR FuCkErS MaY StAnD. wHaT'S ThE WoRd, WhAt's tHe mOvE? tHiNkInG ToNiGhT'S A NiGhT I MaY SpEnD SeArChInG FoR SeAsHeLlS AnD ShInY AsS LiL' rOcKs 'N ShIt. UsEd tO Be a nIcE LiL' dUmB AsS ThInG I'D Do wHeNeVeR I FeLt tHe tEdIuM CrEePiN' oN Me. :o)
mAyHaPs a tOuCh tOo mOtHeR FuCkInG EaRlY FoR SoMe oF Y'AlL, bUt i'm eNjOyInG My tImE OuT HeRe. So i fIgUrEd dRoPpInG In tO Do tHe uSuAl wOuLdN'T Be mUcH Of a cRiMe 'N AlLaT. :o) mOrNiNg, MoRnInG. wE OuTsIdE. hAhAhA. aSsUmInG YoU FiNd yOu fInD Yo'sElF InClInEd tOwArDs rEaLiZiNg tHe oPpOrTuNiTy, A NiNjA AsKs yOu tO TaKe tHe vOw oF SiLeNcE FoR A 'mO. sIt 'Yo gLuTeS DoWn, AnD AsSuMe tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG SuKhAsAnA. sTeAdY YoUrSeLf. AnD BrEaThE. tAkE A DeEp bReAtH AnD LiStEn tO ThE OlD BrAg oF YoUr pUsHeR. i aM, i aM, i aM. bReAtH Is tHe bRiDgE WhIcH CoNnEcTs lIfE To cOnScIoUsNeSs, WhIcH UnItEs yOuR BoDy tO YoUr tHoUgHtS. wHeNeVeR YoUr mInD BeCoMeS AlL TyPeS Of sCaTtErEd, UsE YoUr bReAtH As tHe mEaNs tO TaKe hOlD Of tHaT BiTcH AgAiN. dWeLl oN ThE BeAuTy oF LiFe. WaTcH ThE StArS, aNd sEe yOuRsElF RuNnInG WiTh tHeM. :o) jOy iS ThE PaTh, Y'AlL. hOnK. #ViBeS #fAiTh #WaKiNgRiTuAlS
wHoOp wHoOp, BrOtHeRs aNd sIsTeRs. FaMiLiA AnD AlL. wHoOp tO ThE MoThEr fUcKiNg wHoOp. ThE MoRtAl aNd eTeRnAl pUrVeYoRs oF OuR GlOrIoUs iNtErWeBz dOnE HeArD YoUr hOlLeRiNg. ReSpEcT ThE SaCrEd hOnKiLaGe. KeEp cLoWnIn', aNd sOoN EnOuGh, ThE CaPrIcIoUs sHaLl sTaMp yOuR AsS WiTh tHe mArK Of tHe cArNiVaL. :o) hAlLeLuJaH. wE OuTsIdE, bAbY. #ViBeS #fAiTh #BaDgEs
Ble$$$ed be the me$$$iah$$$!! Whoop whoop!!
pLaYiN' iN Ya bUtT LiKe a sAnDbOx. >Bo) #ViBeS #fAiTh #NsFw
i gOt sOmE LoNg aSs fInGeRs. I AiN'T EvEn rEaLlY NoTiCe tHaT TiL' nOw. ShIiIiIiIiT. mIgHt sTaRt pRaCtIcInG ThAt fInGeR PiStOl sHiT. pRoD A MoThEr fUcKeR TiL' hE SlUmPeD. sElF DeFeNsE, oF CoUrSe. :o)
(=^･⩊･^=) < MEW KNOW WHAT MEW CAN PRACTICE THOSE LONG FINGERS ON?~ #SUGGESTIVE
mAmItA 𝘨𝘈𝘵𝘐𝘵𝘈, WhErE YoU ThInK YoU GeT OfF TaLkIn' AlL CrAzY LiKe tHaT? nOt tHaT I MiNd, ObViOuSlY. bUt sTiLl! SwEeT ThAnG LiKe yOu's pLaYiN' fAr tOo mUcH, bAbY GiRl. ... UnLeSs. HoNk. ;o)
(=^･⩊･^=) < WHAT CAN I SAY! I'M A GRRL WEIRD MEOWNY FURREAKY TASTES AND MEW MAKARAS REALLY MAKE MY KITTY PURR, IF MEW GET MY SAYIN'? H33H33!! I'M DOWN TO CLOWN!~
i hAvE No eNeMiEs. I AiN'T GoT No rEaL NeEd fOr 'Em nO MoRe. So i wIlL TrAdE In tHe hArShWhImSy fOr tHe dUlCeT In mY ToNe, AnD I WiSh mY MoRe pAsSiOnAtE Of iLk nAuGhT BuT EvErY SiNgLe mOtHeR FuCkInG SeNsE Of gOoD WiLl tHaT CaN Be mAnIfEsTeD By oNe nInJa tO AnOtHeR. tHe hOnKs gRoW LoUdEr. ThErE'S A CaLl fOr cHaNgE, aNd iT Is iN OuR RiGhT Of mInD To aSsUmE ThAt cHaNgE Is pOsSiBlE FoR 𝘢𝘕𝘺 wHiCh mOtHeR FuCkInG OnE Of uS. i wOn't cLaIm tO SaY ThAt tHe bItE We gEt fOr oUr bArK Is uNwArRaNtEd. As i'vE SaId bEfOrE, tHe cHoIcE To eViScErAtE Is aS A PeRsOnAl aNd pUrE As tHe cHoIcE To bReAtHe fOr uS FaItHfUl, AnD We lIvE WiTh tHe kNoWlEdGe tHaT We sTaNd iN OpPoSiTiOn tO ThE WeLl-bEiNg oF ThE InFiDeLiC. bUt wE ArE MoRe tHaN JuSt tHoSe vIoLeNt uRgEs. We aRe sO MuCh mOtHeR FuCkInG MoRe. AnD We fEeL ThAt wE OuGhT To sHaRe tHaT, oPeNlY, wItH ThE WoRlD EnTiRe. I WoUlD AsK ThAt tHe pOwErS ThAt aLl uP AnD Be cHoOsE To gRaNt uS ThIs oNe wIsH AnD BeStOw uPoN Us a bAdGe fOr uS FaItHfUl, So tHaT We mAy rEpReSeNt wItH MoThEr fUcKiNg pRiDe aS MaNy oThErS On hErE Do. HoNk. :o) #vIbEs #FaItH #bAdGeS
yOu hAvE EaRnEd mY MoThEr fUcKiNg gRaTiTuDe, JuNiOr. BlEsSeD Be yO' pRoCeSsEs aNd tHe fUnNy lIl' MaGiC YoU WoRk. :o)
aN OfT-CiTeD MoThEr fUcKiNg pAsSaGe fRoM ThE BaRs uPoN BaRs uPoN BaRs sUtRa rEcOuNtS A MoSt iNqUiSiTiVe mOtHeR FuCkInG HeRd jOcKeY SeAtEd bEsIdE A PeN Of hIs dEgRaDeD ShItBeAsTs cOnTeMpLaTiNg pUrItY. hE LaMeNtS ThAt tRoLlS, tHoUgH GiFtEd wItH ThOuGhT, fAiTh, AnD ThE SaCrEd bUrDeN Of cHoIcE, sPeNd tHeIr lIvEs wAlLoWiNg iN PrIdE, vIoLeNcE, aNd sElF-DeCePtIoN. tHe bEaStS BeFoRe hIm, MeAnWhIlE, kNoW OnLy mUd, CuD, aNd tHe oCcAsIoNaL AtTeMpT To mUnCh oN HiS CeReMoNiAl gArB WhEn hE AiN'T LoOkInG. y'sEe, ThE BrOtHeR InItIaLlY CoNcLuDeS ThAt tHe lUsIi mUsT ThErEfOrE Be tHe fIlThIeSt fUcKiN' cReAtUrEs iN ExIsTeNcE. yEt aFtEr a lOnG PeRiOd oF MeDiTaTiOn, He aRrIvEs aT A HuMbLiNg rEaLiZaTiOn: WhIlE ThE BeAsTs aRe dIrTy bY NaTuRe, ThEy dO NoT ClInG To tHeIr dIrTiNeSs. GiVeN EnOuGh rAiN, eNoUgH RiVeR WaTeR, oR A SuFfIcIeNtLy mOtIvAtEd wRaNgLeR, aNy oNe oF ThEm cOuLd bE SqUeAkY FuCkIn' ClEaN In aN AfTeRnOoN. tHe fUcKeR HiMsElF, hOwEvEr, CaRrIeS HiS StAiNs wItHiN. hIs gRuDgEs, VaNiTiEs, AnD DeLuSiOnS FoLlOw hIm eVeRyWhErE. ThE ScRiPtUrE ClOsEs wItH ThE FaMoUs lInE: "BeFoRe a sInGlE TuRnInG Of tHe tWiN-MoOnS, mY BlEaTbEaSt sHaLl sTaNd cLeAnEr tHaN I. aNd iF My gOaT MaY Be wAsHeD, wHaT ExCuSe rEmAiNs fOr a tRoLl? ThErEfOrE I PrAy nOt fOr sOaP, bUt fOr a rIgHtEoUs mOtHeR FuCkInG ScRuBbInG, tHaT WhEn tHe mEsSiAhS CoMe sHaKiNg tHe fIzZy aNd hOsInG DoWn oUr sWaMpY MoRtAl aSsEs, I MaY Be fOuNd wOrThY Of tHe cLeAnSiNg." We oUtSiDe, ChItTr. I SeEn't mYsElF A BlEaTbEaSt lYiN' dEaD In a fIeLd, NoT ToO LoNg aGo. ShIt fElT UnFoRtUnAtE. bUt eVeN As wOrMsMeAt, ThAt mOtHeR FuCkEr iS MoRe fReE Of fIlTh tHaN ThE ReSt oF Us. :o) HoNk. #vIbEs #FaItH #wAkInGrItUaLs