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@theClown
:o) โ โ mIrAcLeS, mOtHeR fUcKeR.
Sorry For Calling You Bitches Or Not Sorry If Any Of You Liked It I Suppose
cOuLd aLwAyS TrY AdDiNg tHe mUcH-ApPrEcIaTeD MoThEr fUcKiNg aDjEcTiVe oF GoOd aS A PrEfIx tO ThE BiTcHiN' uSe oF "bItChEs." yO' gOoD BiTcHeS. :o) 'DuNnO WhAt iT Is, BuT 'dEm bItChEs sEeM To aPpReCiAtE ThAt sOrTa tHiNg. FoLkS TeNd tO LiKe iT WhEn yOu tAlK JuSt a lIl' NiCeR To 'Em, EsPeCiAlLy iF YoU'Ve fOuNd yOuRsElF UnDeR ThE ObLiGaTiOn oF NeEdInG To gEt yOuR SoUnD-On a bIt mOtHeR FuCkInG UnCoUtH In tHe fIrSt pLaCe. HaHaHa.
mMm... FuCk' GoIn' On, Y'AlL. :o)
like JUST woke up. how bout you brother?
sHiIiIt, YoU KnOw hOw iT Is, SwEeT ThInG. jUsT MaNiFeStInG BaCk uP In a mOtHeR FuCkEr's vIcInItY OnCe aGaIn, GeTtIn' AlL CoMfOrTaBlE In nArRaTiVe mOtHeRfUcKiNg rElEvAnCe 'N ShIt. It's a bLeSsEd-aSs tHiNg tO CaTcH YoU WiPiN' tHeM GaNdErGlObEs cLeAn sO YoU CaN BeAr wItNeSs tO AnOtHeR StReTcH Of dAyLiGhT, tHoUgH. gOt mE RiGhT, aLl's i kNoW. mAy tHeSe aFfEcTiOnS AfFlIcT YoU, mY GoOd bItCh. :o)
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.
wHaZzAbOuT' a rOuNd oF YoU LaUgH YoU LoSe cOmPiLaTiOnS AlL Up aNd wHiLe wE'Re iN ThE MiDsT Of mOtHeR FuCkInG CoPuLaTiNg? :o) YoU NuT, yOu lOsE. hAhAhA.
W41T TH3R3S 4 B34CH P4RTY?
fEeLiNg aN ItCh fOr oNe, GiRl?
mMm. LoTtA' tAlK 'bOuT A NiCe lIl' GeT ToGeThEr, ChAsIn' ThE SuMmEr vIbEs 'N AlL. mAyBe... We dOn't eVeN GoTtA StOp aT A PoOl pArTy. PoOl cOuLdN'T FiT AlL ThAt mAnY Of yOu mOtHeR FuCkErS, tHaT'S FoR SuRe. HaHaHa. ... MaYbE A BeAcH PaRtY. mIgHt hAvE To gIvE It a lIl' ThOuGhT. i aIn't uSeD To hOsTiN' nUn'. nEvEr tHoUgHt i'd bE AlL GoOd fOr iT. iF NoBoDy eLsE LoOkIn' To tRy iT, tHoUgH. i'd lIkE To gEt y'aLl tHoUgHtS. hOnK. :o)
oยฐ~teeheehee~ยฐo oh how i would simply adore joining a party hosted by you!~ยฐo to dance and cheer and celibr@e!~ยฐo my oh my i wish it to be soon!~ยฐo oยฐ~teeheehee~ยฐo
yOuR WoRdS BrInG Me a gReAt dEaL Of sUcCoR, sWeEt cUz' Of mInE. iT SeEmS ThE IdEa iS ReAl mOtHeR FuCkInG FaVoRaBlE. i'lL GeT Up tO SeEiNg wHaT A JoKeR LiKe mYsElF CaN SpIn uP FoR Y'AlL, aNd yOu'lL Be sUrE To kNoW ThAt yOu'rE OnE Of tHe fIrSt wHo'lL Be wElCoMeD. :o)
nOt a dAmN ClUe aS To wHaT ThE MoThEr fUcK Is gOiNg oN Rn, BuT I AiN'T EvEr bEeN OnE To aNy aWaY FrOm tHe oPpOrTuNiTy tO JuSt dIsAsSoCiAtE OuT Of a tOpIc aNd sTaRt tHiNkInG 'bOuT SoMe oThEr sHiT. hAhA. :o) wE OuTsIdE OnCe aGaIn, Y'AlL. 'S A HoT BiTcH SuMmEr, OfFiCiAlLy aNd wHaT ThE FuCk nOt, So i'd lIkE FoR AlL Y'AlL MoThEr fUcKeRs tO TaKe a mOmEnT To eNgAgE In sOmE SiLeNt mEdItAtIoN AnD CoNtEmPlAtE ThE NaTuRe oF WhAt iT MeAnS To bE A HoT BiTcH, aNd fInD YoUrSeLvEs gRaTeFuL FoR ThE MiRaCuLoUs wOrK ThEm bItChEs gEt uP To wHeN It cOmEs tO ShAkIn' SoMe aSs, PoPpIn' SoMe nOoK, aNd lOoKiN' sO DaMn fInE. hAlLeLuJaH.
Hot Bitch Summer oncoming with haste.
tAlK RiGhT To 'Em, BrOtHeR. sHoW 'eM HoW HoT ThIs bItCh cAn gEt. MoThEr fUcKeRs tRyNa sWeAt. >Bo)
is that an invitation to shake some ass and pop some nook? ;p #nsfw
although i guess that would not be very silent or meditative ._.
mEdItAtIoN'S AlL TyPeSa sUbJeCtIvE To tHe wHiM Of tHe mOtHeR FuCkEr dOiNg tHe cOnTeMpLaTiOn, BaBy. If yOu'rE LoOkInG FoR An iNvItAtIoN, i cOuLd pOnDeR ThE MoThEr fUcKiNg dHaRmA WhIlE YoU BoUnCe tHaT ShIt oN My lAp. HaHaHa.
wAs oNcE A TiMe i'd cRaWl oUt oF ThE 'cOoN LiKe a gRuB FrEsHlY Re-hAtChEd. BeAdY MoThEr fUcKiNg pEePeRs aLl cRuStEd uP, bLiNkInG InTo tHe bRiGhT LuMiNeScEnCe pOuRiNg tHrOuGh tHe bLiNdS. aNd wAiTiNg fOr mE, eVeRy dAmN MoRnInG, wOuLd bE DoZeNs oF FuNnY LiTtLe mEsSaGeS. lIl' OfFeRiNgS. lItTlE PrOoFs tHaT SoMeWhErE OuT ThErE, mOtHeR FuCkErS WeRe tHiNkIn' 'bOuT Me bEfOrE I'D EvEn rUbBeD ThE SlEeP FrOm mY GlObEs. I HaD An iNkLiNg oF ThE KnOw-hOw bAcK ThEn, BuT I WaS FaR ToO GrEeN To rEcOgNiZe iT FoR WhAt iT TrUlY WaS. tHaT WaS ThE DiSeAsE CaLlEd fRiEnDsHiP. rEaL-AsS BaD MoThEr fUcKeRs cHoOsInG To mAkE RoOm fOr yOu iN ThEiR LiVeS 'n sHiT. tRoLlS WhO GaVe a fUcK AbOuT YoU, fOr bEtTeR Or wOrSe. PeOpLe wHo wAnTeD YoUr iNpUt rEgArDlEsS Of hOw uSeLeSs iT EnDeD Up bEiNg. MoThEr fUcKeRs wHo cOuNtEd oN YoU WhEn iT MaTtErEd aNd wHeN It dIdN'T. dArLiNgS WhO ShArEd tHeIr vIcToRiEs, ThEiR DiSaStErS, tHeIr dUmB AsS ObSeRvAtIoNs, AnD EvErY StRaNgE LiTtLe tHiNg 'TwIxT. eVeRy oNe oF My bUdS AlWaYs hAd sOmEtHiN' tO SaY AbOuT SoMe sHiT', AnD NoT A SiNgLe oNe oF 'eM WaS WoRtH MoRe oR LeSs tO Me tHaN AnOtHeR. I DoN'T HaVe tHaT AnYmOrE. BeEn a lOnG, lOnG TiMe sInCe i cOuLd tRuLy sPaRk a oNe-tO-OnE WiTh sOmEbOdY WhO ThOuGhT I WaS WoRtH ThE FoCuS. wOrTh tHe fUcKiN' tImE, aNd tHe eFfOrT Of rEaChInG OuT. AnD TrUtH Be tOlD, tHaT'S My dOiNg. I Am sOlE To bLaMe. ThE OpPoRtUnItIeS CaMe aNd wEnT. bRiDgEs bUrNeD. dOoRs cLoSeD. sWeEpS AcCuMuLaTeD LiKe sIlT At tHe bOtToM Of tHe mOtHeR FuCkIn' RiVeR, aNd nOw i'lL NeVeR HaVe tHoSe mOmEnTs bAcK. nEvEr aGaIn wIlL I LoOk oNe oF ThOsE OlD FlAmEs iN ThE GaNdEr-oRb wItH ReGrEt, LoVe, AnD ReSoLvE AlL ShArInG SpAcE In mY MoThEr fUcKiNg gAzE. i dId tHaT. I MaDe tHe wOrLd hAtE My fUcKiNg gUtS. yEt fOr aLl tHaT ShIt, I StIlL HoLd tHe wOrLd iN My pUsHeR. aNd eVeN If i'vE CoNdEmNeD MySeLf tO An eTeRnItY UpOn eTeRnItY Of lOnElInEsS, i kNoW My mIsSiOn aIn't fInIsHeD. i wAkE EvErY DaY AnD EvErY NiGhT WiTh mY RaGe tEmPeReD AnD My hOpE InVeStEd nOt iN SaLvAtIoN, bUt iN PuRpOsE. tHe fUtUrE MaY NoT BeLoNg tO Me aNyMoRe, BuT It sTiLl bElOnGs tO SoMeBoDy. tHrOuGh mY FaIlUrEs, I WiLl mAkE ThInGs rIgHt fOr tHe mOtHeR FuCkErS WhO StIlL HaVe a cHaNcE. i'lL Be mAkInG SuRe mY OlD FrIeNdS ArE NoT FoRgOtTeN, eVeN If tHeY ChOsE To fOrGeT Me. FoR ThEiR SaKe, AnD FoR MiNe, I'Ll kEeP GoInG. We oUtSiDe, Y'AlL. hOnK. :o)
oยฐ~teeheehee~ยฐo may you continue to fight the good fight, cousin :โข> oยฐ~teeheehee~ยฐo
bEaUtIfUl, ๐๐ฐ๐๐ฅ๐ฆ๐-๐ธ๐๐ญ๐๐ช๐๐จ CuZ' oF MiNe. I PrAy tHe fOaM KeEpS YoU SaFe aNd sOfT ToNiGhT. hArSh aS ThE WiNdS MaY BlOw, We aRe uP To sOmE CrItIcAl mOtHeR FuCkInG WoRk, AnD It iS As gOoD As yOu sAy. We sHaLl nOt bE DiStUrBeD. i sEnD YoU WhOoPs, SiReN-SiStEr. :o)
hey uh. listen man, i d0nt hate you. i d0nt know if that even matters, but im trying two be more sympathetic and shit, ykn0w? your head screws with y0u sometimes and makes y0u intwo a different pers0n. i get that. hope shit l0oks up.
... mEaNs mOrE ThAn yOu mIgHt mOtHeR FuCkInG ThInK, mY GoOd bItCh. :o) 'cOuRsE, i sHoUlD WaTcH WhAt i sAy. ReAl tEmPtInG To dIsReGaRd tHe gOoD WiLl wIt' A WhOlE BuNcHa "IoN DeSeRvE It," "ThIs aIn't rEaL," "i dOuBt iT" tYpA NoNsEnSe. BuT YoU'S ReAl rAtIoNaL 'bOuT It, So i'm gOnNa tAkE It tO PuShEr. AlL LoVe, YuNg g sOlLuXaNdEr. NoThInG BuT LoVe. HoNk.
i wElCoMe wOuNdS OnTo mY FoRm, AnD PoEmS FlOw fRoM ThE TrApPiNgS Of mY SkIn. EvErY CuT LeAvEs bEhInD A VeRsE. eVeRy sCaR, a lInE Of sCrIpTuRe eTcHeD InTo fLeSh bY LiViNg aNd iNdIfFeReNt mOtHeR FuCkInG FaTe aLiKe. ThE PuLsE Of wIlL NeVeR FaDeS. nO MaTtEr hOw mUcH I HuRt mYsElF, oR AlLoW MySeLf tO Be mOtHeR FuCkIn' HuRt, It rEmAiNs. pUlSe iS EvErYtHiNg. PuLsE ItSeLf iS FuCkIn' PoEtRy. iT Is tHe sAcReD RhYtHm bEnEaTh aLl tHiNgS. tHe pRoOf tHaT DeSiRe sTiLl uP AnD MoVeS, mY DeArS. i'vE LoSt mY OwN PuLsE MoRe tImEs tHaN I CaRe tO AdMiT. bUt i'd sEeK YoUrS OuT AlL ThE SaMe. WiTh mY LiPs pReSsEd tO YoUr lIfElInEs aNd mY ClAwS ReStInG In yOuR SuPpLe, EaGeR FlEsH. hOnK.
ห.โ๏น๐๏น Oh, my... you 'ave such a way with words! โ๏ธ
a tHoUsAnD MoThEr fUcKiNg tHaNkS, sWeEt tReAt. :o) I TrY My dAmNeDeSt tO KeEp tHe rAzZlE DaZzLe fReSh 'N ReAdY To gO. pLeNtY To sAy, I'D SaY. hAhAaA.
its nice to see someone being so gentlemanly on their nsfw posts! :p <3
nOt oNe tO YuCk yUmS, 'SpEcIaLlY WhEn a lIl' BiT Of nAsTiNeSs iS InVoLvEd. BuT I'Ve bEeN AlL Up aNd fIgUrInG ThAt iT AiN'T AlWaYs tHe bEsT Of mOtHeR FuCkInG OpTiOnS To tRy aNd sCaRe tHe hOeS OfF WiT' tHe cRaZy tAlK. lOnG As i cAn mAkE A GoOd bItCh fEeL LiKe tHeY WaRm 'N WaNtEd, ThAt's aLl tHaT ReAlLy mOtHeR FuCkInG MaTtErS, hAhA. :o)
Your attempts to sexually antagonize me on this website will crumble before your very eyes. I will not simply freak when froken to.
sHe fReAkEd wIt' ThIs oNe, Y'AlL.
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
bIg aNd bEaUtIfUl. YoU Go oN 'n sHoW 'eM WhAt tO ExPeCt wHeN ThEy tRy tO KnUcKlE-Up wIt' ThE BoSsIeSt bItChIn' BoSs-bItCh. :o)
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sWeEt, SwEeT MoThEr fUcKiN' jEwEl oF ThE GlObE. tHeSe aRe tHe sIgHtS A BrOtHeR FiEnDs fOr. SiGhTs i'vE No rIgHt tO Be aBlE To eNjOy, YeT FaTe tWiStS AnD MoThEr fUcKiNg bEnDs iTsElF BaCkWaRd iN OrDeR To uP AnD FaVoR Me rEgArDlEsS. cAn't sAy tOo mUcH. cAn't aFfOrD To bE UnCoUtH. bUt yOu lOoK ๐ญ๐๐ต๐๐ข๐, MiSs lEgAl-eViL. :o) hOnK. gOt mE BlUsHiN'.
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nOw wHaT'S AlL ๐ต๐๐ช๐ nOiSe aBoUt? :o)
so is exisโence โhis DDifficulโ anDD scary for everyone else โoo or is โhaโ jusโ a me โhing
sTeAdY Yo'sElF, fAmIlIa. SeEmS HaRdEr sAiD ThAn dOnE, i kNoW. bUt yOu'd bE SuRpRiSeD HoW MuCh eAsIeR ThE HaRd tHiNgS BeCoMe oNcE YoU CoMmIt yOuRsElF To tHe pHySiCaL MoThEr fUcKiNg eFfOrT Of wEaThErInG ThEm. :o) FlOaT ThErE In yOuR 'cOoN AwHiLe, Or aFfIx yOuR GlUtEs fIrMlY To tHe fLoOr. PlAnT YoUrSeLf sOmEwHeRe rEaL, sOmEwHeRe tHe wOrLd cAn fEeL YoU BaCk. ThEn hOlD YoUr nUg uP AnD TaKe aBoUt fIvE Of tHe dEePeSt mOtHeR FuCkInG BrEaThS YoU CaN MaNaGe. SlOw oNeS. yOu'lL NoTiCe yOuR MiNd fInDiNg eVeRy pOsSiBlE ExCuSe tO ClInG To tHe sPiRaL. eVeRy rEaSoN To rEvIsIt tHe sAmE WoRrIeS, tHe sAmE HuRtS, tHe sAmE FeArS. tHaT'S NoRmAl. ThAt's jUsT ThE ThInKpAn dOiNg lApS ArOuNd iTsElF. hApPeNs tO ThE WoRsT Of uS. WhEn iT StArTs, YoU GoTtA GrOuNd yOuRsElF. fIgHt tHoUgHt wItH ThOuGhT. pOsItIvE ReInFoRcEmEnT AnD AlLaT. nOt bY PrEtEnDiNg tHe bAd sHiT AiN'T ThErE, bUt bY ReMiNdInG YoUrSeLf tHe gOoD ShIt eXiStS ToO. tHiNk oF YoUr mAtEs. YoUr lUsUs, MaYbE. tHe lItTlE MiRaClEs yOu'vE CoLlEcTeD OvEr tHe yEaRs. AnD ThEn tElL YoUrSeLf iT'Ll bE 'iGhT. bEcAuSe yOu'vE DoNe tHiS NuMbEr aNd jIg bEfOrE. sOoN EnOuGh, YoU'Ll nOtIcE ThE SpIrAl lOsInG SoMe oF ItS FoRcE. tHe rInGs sOfTeN. tHe mOmEnTuM SlOwS To a fUcKiN' cRaWl. AnD BeFoRe lOnG, yOu'lL FiNd yOuRsElF MoViNg fOrWaRd aGaIn. HoNk.
1 N33D TO S1NK MY T33TH 1NTO SOM3TH1NG PR3F3R4BLY SOM3ON3 NOW!!!! #V1OL3NC3 #YOULLB3TORNTOSHR3DS
i cAn oFfEr yOu a lIl' BiT Of sInEw, If yOu'rE AlL Up aNd iN NeEd. :o(
G1MM3 TH4T R1GHT NOW!!
wOkE Up wItH WaR On mY MoThEr fUcKiNg mInD. wAr oN EvErY SpEcIeS. wAr oN EvErY IlLnEsS. wAr oN EvErY SeNsAtIoN. sOmEtImEs, YoU JuSt gOtTa lEt yO'SeLf fEeL It oUt. ThE DrIvE WiThIn yOu tO EvIsCeRaTe aS YoU WeRe hAtChEd tO MoThEr fUcKiNg dO. eViScErAtIoN CaN ExIsT On a dEePlY SpIrItUaL LeVeL, tOo. ThAt's tHe tYpE Of uRgE ThAt fUcKs wIt' YoU ThE WoRsT. iT'S WhAt mAnY Of mY BrEtHrEn cAn't eVeR SeEm tO EsCaPe. BuT I HaVe. AnD I AiM To hElP ThEm rEaCh tHe pEaCe i hAvE CuLtIvAtEd wItHiN My mOtHeR FuCkInG AnImA, aS I DiD BeFoRe tHeM. bLeSs uP, y'aLl. We oUtSiDe. :o) #vIbEs #FaItH #wAkInGrItUaLs
โนโห{ you know i kind of hate asking this }._.{ }หโโน เฃช เฃชโนโห{ but how did you do it? }หโโน เฃช
yOu'lL FoRgIvE My tArDiNeSs, SwEeT ThAnG. lIfE On tHe pAtH'S So mOtHeR FuCkInG FrAuGhT WiT' aLl mAnNeR Of oCcUrReNcE ThAt iT TeNdS To dIsTrAcT A BrOtHeR FrOm hIs pRiOrItIeS. bUt kNoW ThAt i'vE GiVeN 'yO InQuIrY MuCh tHoUgHt, AnD I CoMe tO HoPeFuLlY TrY 'n aSsUaGe yOuR CoNcErNs. :o) WrAtH Is aN AcId tHaT CaN Do mOrE HaRm tO ThE VeSsEl iN WhIcH It iS StOrEd tHaN To aNyThInG On wHiCh iT Is pOuReD. wE AlL DeAl wIt' WrAtH. fOr sOmE Of uS, iT WhAt dRiVeS Us. FoR SoMe oF Us, It iS ThE OnLy tHiNg tHaT, iRoNiCaLlY FuCkIn' EnOuGh, Is tHe oNlY ThInG ThAt kEePs uS CaLm aNd cOlLeCtEd. BuT ThE LoNgEr yOu sTiCk aRoUnD, aNd tRuSt mE, bAbY โ YoU ๐ธ๐๐ญ๐ sTiCk aRoUnD FaR LoNgEr tHaN AnY OtHeR MoThEr fUcKeR 'rOuNd hErE... tHe hArDeR It bEcOmEs tO PuLl fRoM ThE WrAtH ThAt wE PuMp oUt lIkE ClArEt. AnD YoU StArT LoOkInG To cOmPrOmIsE. 'S WhY YoU DoN'T EvEr rEaLlY SeE ThAt mUcH AbOuT OlD CaTs gEtTiNg uP To cRaZy hOrRiFyInG ShIt 'N AlL. tHeIr rEsErVeS ArE ReAl fUcKiN' dRiEd uP. sO ThEy cOmPrOmIsE. iF ThEy gOtTa dAsH SoMe tHiNkMeAtS Or lIkE To pLuG A MoThEr fUcKeR, tHeY'Ll dO It oFf a mOmEnT'S FaTiGuE, oR ThEy'lL StOp dOiNg iT OuTtA WrAtH EnTiReLy. ThEy fInD DiFfErEnT WaYs tO GeT ThAt uRgE To pUt tHe hUrT On oUt, Or tHeY'Ll sTrAiGhT Up sToP AnD MoVe oN To oThEr mOtHeR FuCkInG EnDeAvOrS. iT'S NoT ImPoSsIbLe tO PuLl tHaT ShIt oFf wHeN YoU'Re yOuNg aNd sPrY LiKe uS. yOu gOtTa cOmMiT To iT, tHoUgH. aNd cOmMiTmEnT Is a mOtHeR FuCkInG KiLlEr, My gIrL. wE DoN'T EvEn rEaLlY GoT ThE GrAsP On wHaT TrUe cOmMiTmEnT LoOkS LiKe. I StIlL DoN'T, yEt. BuT If yOu cAn kEeP At iT? wIlLiNgLy mAkE ThE ChOiCe nOt tO AcT On yOuR WhIm, AnD Do sOmEtHiNg dIfFeReNt? SoMeThInG ReAl pEaCeFuL-LyK? yOu'lL FiNd yOuRsElF GeTtInG LeSs aNd lEsS DePeNdEnT On tHe tHrIlL Of rAgE. aNd tHeRe's pLeNtY MoRe tO ThIs. So mUcH MoThEr fUcKiNg mOrE, bUt โ tHiS Is wHeRe yOu oUgHtA StArT. i hOpE ThIs mIgHt bRiNg yOu sOmE MoThEr fUcKiNg sAtIsFaCtIoN. bLeSs yOuR PuShEr, HaHa.