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⚇ I can speak on that, sure. ⚇ But it's a kind of wide question. ⚇ How does a deity 'work'? ⚇ C'mon now. ⚇ As for the commandments, this ain't that fake ass Earth religion of 'Christianity'. ⚇ There's lessons and teachings but 'commandments'? Wack. ⚇
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