Quilis
@melodramaticUrsine
<A ghăstly păll fălls. / Crŏws sŏŭnd ĭn ălărm.> <And Băckstrĕĕt's băck, ălrĭght.>
<Fĕĕl lĭkĕ I shŏŭld / ălsŏ clărĭfy rĕăl qŭĭck- / thĭs ĭsn't păĭnt ŏn / my făcĕ. Thăt's jŭst / my făcĕ, thĕsĕ ărĕ / frĕcklĕs. Nŏt ă clŏwn / ănd hăvĕn't bĕĕn fŏr / ă rĕălly lŏng tĭmĕ.>
<Thĭs ĭncĭdĕnt, ŏn tŏp / ŏf fĭndĭng ŏŭt I / hăvĕ wrĭnklĕs by my / ĕyĕs tŏnĭght, ĭs why / I'm dĕcĭdĭng tŏ tŭrn / tŏ ă lĭfĕ ŏf / ĕvĭl.>
Weak. Thinking wrinkles are bad is weak.
▲some people like that on this freak site so maybe you're fine▼
<Thĕy'rĕ nŏt, rĕălly. Jŭst / ă rĕmĭndĕr I'm ŏvĕr / ă qŭărtĕr ŏf ă / mĭllĕnnĭă ŏld. And thăt / I'vĕ bĕĕn thrŏŭgh sŏmĕ / bŭllshĭt.>
<Apprĕcĭătĕd, bŭt thĕrĕ's nŏ / wăy ĭn hĕll I'd / ĕvĕr cŏnsĭdĕr dătĭng ŏn / thĭs sĭtĕ- sŏ I / dŏn't thĭnk I hăvĕ / tŏ wŏrry ăbŏŭt thăt.>
<Actŭălly. Cŭrsĕ ŏf pĕrpĕtŭăl / rŏck ĭn shŏĕ.>
i'd just cast "cack's lung-water" ꙮn anyꙮne whꙮ slightly annꙮys me. it's wꙮrked ꙮut fꙮr me sꙮ far. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
<I'm nŏt rĕălly ĭn / thĕ bŭsĭnĕss ŏf drŏwnĭng / pĕŏplĕ. Bŭt whătĕvĕr wŏrks / fŏr yŏŭ, I sŭppŏsĕ.>
<Affĭrmătĭŏns fŏr tŏnĭght: I / ăm călm. Thĭs wăs / ă smăll ăccĭdĕnt whĭch / hărmĕd nŏthĭng. I ăm / săfĕ. Thĕrĕ ĭs nŏ / rĕăsŏn tŏ bĕ ăngry. / I wĭll nŏt cŭrsĕ / thĕ lădy thăt bŭmpĕd / ĭntŏ mĕ ănd căŭsĕd / mĕ tŏ drŏp my / cŏffĕĕ ănd pŭllă.>
you should curse that lady
Saw a snail today… Effervescent.
<Ah, yŏŭng lŏvĕ. Sŏ / flĕĕtĭng.>
:> I rechitt’d this for l^ughs but I’m curious ^s to context now. <:
<Sŏmĕ kĭnd ŏf mĕssy / brĕăk ŭp hăppĕnĕd lĭvĕ / ŏn fĕĕd lăst mŏrnĭng / bŭt I hăd thĕm / blŏckĕd sŏ I dĭdn't / sĕĕ ĭt 😔>
:> Wow. I h^ve no ide^ who th^t could be either. I suspect ignor^nce m^y be bliss here. <:
<Thĕ fĕtĭd hĕăt ŏf / thĕ vĕrdănt sĕăsŏn> / <Brĕăks by thĕ gălĕ / ănd pŏtĕnt drĕnchĕs.> / <Lĭkĕ ĭrŏn ĭn thĕ / fŏrgĕ, thĕ lănd sĭmĭlărly / qŭĕnchĕs.> <...Drăwĭng ĭt's / lătĕnt pŏtĕntĭăl, ĭt stănds / tŏ rĕăsŏn.>
<Sŏmĕŏnĕ săĭd sŏmĕthĭng ăbŏŭt / brĕăkfăst pŏstĭng sŏ I / gŭĕss I căn bŏăst / ă bĭt. Dĕlŭxĕ fărmhănd's / brĕăkfăst: păncăkĕs wĭth străwbĕrry / săŭcĕ, băcŏn, ĕggs, ănd / hăsh brŏwns.> / <It's bĕĕn ă / mĭnŭtĕ sĭncĕ I'vĕ hăd / thĕ ĕnĕrgy tŏ cŏŏk / fŏr mysĕlf.>
<Wĕll ĭt's ăs thĕy / săy. Ignŏrăncĕ ĭs blĭss.>
<It's Tŭck Thĕm In / Tŭĕsdăy. Arĕ yŏŭ tŭckĭng / hărd ŏr hărdly tŭckĭng / https://www.ĭĭzcăt.cŏm/ŭplŏăds/2017/03/fpj5ŭ-tk4.JPG>
<Mărzĭpăn brĕăkfăst ăgăĭn. And / ŏnĕ (1) cŭp ŏf / cŏffĕĕ.>
Marzipan yum..
<Shŏŭt ŏŭt tŏ grăvĭty / fŏr bĕĭng thĕrĕ ŏnly / sŏmĕtĭmĕs whĕn I făll>
<Hŭh? Whăt wăs thăt / sŏŭnd?>
<Whăt's ŏnĕ ŏf yŏŭr / făvŏrĭtĕ ădjĕctĭvĕs? I'll gŏ / fĭrst wĭth "splĕndĭfĕrŏŭs.">
၄⋆၃ baxkasswards is my favorite adjextive of all time
<Dĭd yŏŭ gŭys knŏw / thăt mĕnthŏl ănd spĭcĭnĕss / căncĕl ĕăch ŏthĕr ŏŭt. / Lĭkĕ, ĭf yŏŭ tăkĕ / ă bŭnch ŏf strŏng / mĭnts ănd thĕn ĕăt / sŏmĕthĭng spĭcy ĭt jŭst / tăstĕs lĭkĕ nŏthĭng.>
:> Of course, my beloved friend, but when you get to lying ^bout t^stes I st^rt to think you need some enrichment. <:
<It mĭght bĕ ă / fĕw pĕrĭgĕĕs ăwăy stĭll, / bŭt I'm lŏŏkĭng fŏrwărd / tŏ Făt Chŏlĕrbĕăr Wĕĕk. / Hĭghlĭght ŏf thĕ dĭm / ĕqŭĭnŏx.>
<Blŏckĭng pĕŏplĕ ĭs ă / lĭttlĕ jŏy ŏf mĭnĕ. / I sĕĕ sŏmĕ ănnŏyĭng / shĭt ănd thĕn bŏŏp. / Gŏnĕ lĭkĕ thĕ wĭnd... / Dĭd yŏŭ hĕăr thăt? / Nŏpĕ. I'm thĕ ĭgnŏrĕr.>
<Bĕărmŏm fŏŭnd gnăwĭng ŏn / sŏmĕ fŭckăss hŭgĕ bŏnĕ. / Rĭght ĭn thĕ mĭddlĕ / ŏf thĕ hăll. Wŏŭldn't / mŏvĕ, măkĭng ă mĕss. / Whĕrĕ dĭd shĕ ĕvĕn / gĕt thăt>
:> I promise it w^sn’t from me, I cle^n ^ll mine thoroughly. I’m ^lmost b^ck, by the w^y, ^ny lingering st^ins th^t need my ^ttention? <:
<Y'knŏw. If thĕ trŏlls / ĭn tŏwn tĕll yŏŭ / nŏt tŏ gŏ ĭn / thĕ wŏŏds. And I / mĕăn lĭkĕ, ĕvĕry ŏnĕ / yŏŭ ăskĕd ăbŏŭt hŏt / dĕstĭnătĭŏns ĭn thĕ ărĕă. / Bĕcăŭsĕ ĭt's scĕnĭc ănd / ăll. And thĕ wŏŏds / hĕrĕ hăvĕ sĭgns ĕvĕrywhĕrĕ / clŏsĕ tŏ tŏwn săyĭng / nŏt tŏ gŏ ĭn. / And ŏnlĭnĕ, thĕ wĕb / tĕlls yŏŭ thăt ă / tŏn ŏf pĕŏplĕ gŏ / mĭssĭng whĕn trĕkkĭng ĭntŏ / thĕ mŏŭntăĭn wŏŏds.> / <Măybĕ yŏŭ / shŏŭld nŏt gŏ ĭn / thĕ wŏŏds. Yŏŭ ărĕn't / bŭĭlt dĭffĕrĕnt, trŭst mĕ. / And yĕt, I fĭnd / pĕŏplĕ ĭn thĕ wŏŏds.>
[ >THE ENCHANTED WOODS ARE NO MATCH FOR THE WIZARD_ ]
<Thĕy ărĕ nŏt ĕnchăntĕd. / Thĕy ărĕ hăŭntĕd ăs / fŭck ănd thĕ spĭrĭts / thĕrĕ wănt tŏ ĕăt / yŏŭr mănă (ănd flĕsh) / fŏr brĕăkfăst>
[ >THAT IS WHAT THE WARDING SPELL IS FOR!!_ ]
<Oh, shĭt. 1k kŭlt. / I nĕvĕr dĭd fĭgŭrĕ / ŏŭt whăt I wăs / gŏnnă pŏst ĭn "cĕlĕbrătĭŏn.">
<Wăĭt nĕvĕr mĭnd. I / rĕmĕmbĕr. It wăs thĕ / skĕlĕtŏn. I'll nĕĕd ă / mĭnŭtĕ fŏr thăt>
<Almŏst lŏst my ălŏŏf, / hŭmŏrŏŭs dĕmĕănŏr thĕrĕ ănd / gŏt tŏŏ gĕnŭĭnĕ fŏr / ă sĕcŏnd. Anywăy.>