Quilis
@melodramaticUrsine
<A ghăstly păll fălls. / Crŏws sŏŭnd ĭn ălărm.> <And Băckstrĕĕt's băck, ălrĭght.>
<Fĕĕl lĭkĕ I shŏŭld / ălsŏ clărĭfy rĕăl qŭĭck- / thĭs ĭsn't păĭnt ŏn / my făcĕ. Thăt's jŭst / my făcĕ, thĕsĕ ărĕ / frĕcklĕs. Nŏt ă clŏwn / ănd hăvĕn't bĕĕn fŏr / ă rĕălly lŏng tĭmĕ.>
<Blŏckĭng pĕŏplĕ ĭs ă / lĭttlĕ jŏy ŏf mĭnĕ. / I sĕĕ sŏmĕ ănnŏyĭng / shĭt ănd thĕn bŏŏp. / Gŏnĕ lĭkĕ thĕ wĭnd... / Dĭd yŏŭ hĕăr thăt? / Nŏpĕ. I'm thĕ ĭgnŏrĕr.>
<Bĕărmŏm fŏŭnd gnăwĭng ŏn / sŏmĕ fŭckăss hŭgĕ bŏnĕ. / Rĭght ĭn thĕ mĭddlĕ / ŏf thĕ hăll. Wŏŭldn't / mŏvĕ, măkĭng ă mĕss. / Whĕrĕ dĭd shĕ ĕvĕn / gĕt thăt>
:> I promise it w^sn’t from me, I cle^n ^ll mine thoroughly. I’m ^lmost b^ck, by the w^y, ^ny lingering st^ins th^t need my ^ttention? <:
<Y'knŏw. If thĕ trŏlls / ĭn tŏwn tĕll yŏŭ / nŏt tŏ gŏ ĭn / thĕ wŏŏds. And I / mĕăn lĭkĕ, ĕvĕry ŏnĕ / yŏŭ ăskĕd ăbŏŭt hŏt / dĕstĭnătĭŏns ĭn thĕ ărĕă. / Bĕcăŭsĕ ĭt's scĕnĭc ănd / ăll. And thĕ wŏŏds / hĕrĕ hăvĕ sĭgns ĕvĕrywhĕrĕ / clŏsĕ tŏ tŏwn săyĭng / nŏt tŏ gŏ ĭn. / And ŏnlĭnĕ, thĕ wĕb / tĕlls yŏŭ thăt ă / tŏn ŏf pĕŏplĕ gŏ / mĭssĭng whĕn trĕkkĭng ĭntŏ / thĕ mŏŭntăĭn wŏŏds.> / <Măybĕ yŏŭ / shŏŭld nŏt gŏ ĭn / thĕ wŏŏds. Yŏŭ ărĕn't / bŭĭlt dĭffĕrĕnt, trŭst mĕ. / And yĕt, I fĭnd / pĕŏplĕ ĭn thĕ wŏŏds.>
[ >THE ENCHANTED WOODS ARE NO MATCH FOR THE WIZARD_ ]
<Thĕy ărĕ nŏt ĕnchăntĕd. / Thĕy ărĕ hăŭntĕd ăs / fŭck ănd thĕ spĭrĭts / thĕrĕ wănt tŏ ĕăt / yŏŭr mănă (ănd flĕsh) / fŏr brĕăkfăst>
[ >THAT IS WHAT THE WARDING SPELL IS FOR!!_ ]
<Oh, shĭt. 1k kŭlt. / I nĕvĕr dĭd fĭgŭrĕ / ŏŭt whăt I wăs / gŏnnă pŏst ĭn "cĕlĕbrătĭŏn.">
<Wăĭt nĕvĕr mĭnd. I / rĕmĕmbĕr. It wăs thĕ / skĕlĕtŏn. I'll nĕĕd ă / mĭnŭtĕ fŏr thăt>
<Almŏst lŏst my ălŏŏf, / hŭmŏrŏŭs dĕmĕănŏr thĕrĕ ănd / gŏt tŏŏ gĕnŭĭnĕ fŏr / ă sĕcŏnd. Anywăy.>
<Thĕrĕ sĕĕms tŏ bĕ / ă stătĭstĭcălly hĭgh ămŏŭnt / ŏf pŭrplĕblŏŏds hĕrĕ thăt / hăvĕ ă wĕĭrd thĭng / fŏr gŏldblŏŏds. Crĕĕpy.>
,,,yeah,,,except,,,i'm not hemoi$t,,,and the argument,,,you're making,,,doe$n't apply to me,,, ,,,i don't give a fuck about blood color,,,
<I dŏn't bĕlĭĕvĕ I / săĭd yŏŭ wĕrĕ. Sŏ / I'm nŏt rĕălly thăt / sŭrĕ why yŏŭ'rĕ sŏ / ŭpsĕt ăbŏŭt thăt>
,,,implied,,,between the word$,,,you $aid,,, ,,,thi$ entire po$t,,,i$ about marryn,,,being a na$ty,,,goldblood-feti$hizing freak,,,and i don't appreciate,,,being compared to her,,,
<Ok. Sŏ thĕrĕ's thĭs / thĭng sŭch ăs rĕădĭng / thĕ vŏĭd bĕtwĕĕn lĭnĕs. / I nĕvĕr sĭnglĕd ŏŭt / Mărryn ĭn thĕ ŏrĭgĭnăl / ĕĭthĕr. I'm nŏt cŏmpărĭng / yŏŭ tŏ ănyŏnĕ, yŏŭ'rĕ / kĭndă jŭst ŏŭt hĕrĕ / thrŏwĭng thĭngs ărŏŭnd. Yŏŭ / cămĕ ĭntŏ my hĭvĕ, / mĕtăphŏrĭcălly spĕăkĭng>
<*ĭnvĕrsĕs ăll yŏŭr ĭnpŭts / whĭlĕ yŏŭ ărĕn't lŏŏkĭng*>
<dătĕ ĭdĕă: jŭst yŏŭ, / mĕ, thĭs stăkĕ ănd / pyrĕ ĭ'm tĭĕd tŏ / ănd thĕ măny spĕctătŏrs / whŏ wĭsh mĕ dĕăd.>
So are the voyeurs necessary or like do they get set on fire first
<In ăll sĕrĭŏŭsnĕss. Thĕ / ăccŏrdĭŏn wăs ă gŏŏd / ĭnvĕstmĕnt. Thĭs thĭng ĭs / kĭnd ŏf fŭn tŏ / plăy.>
<Evĕry tĭmĕ I cŏmĕ / ŏn hĕrĕ I sĕĕ / clŏwn scrĭptŭrĕ. It's lĭkĕ / yŏŭ gŭys măkĕ ĭt / yŏŭr ĕntĭrĕ pĕrsŏnălĭty>
<Thĕ măyfly, ălsŏ sŏmĕtĭmĕs / căllĕd fĭshflĭĕs, ărĕ ăqŭătĭc / ĭnsĕcts thăt bĕlŏng tŏ / thĕ ăncĭĕnt ŏrdĕr ŏf / ănĭmăls: Ephĕmĕrŏptĕră. Thĕy ărĕ / ŭnĭqŭĕ fŏr bĕĭng thĕ / ŏnly ĭnsĕcts tŏ hăvĕ / ă fŭlly wĭngĕd, tĕrrĕstrĭăl / prĕ-ădŭlt stăgĕ. Thĕy ărĕ / fŭnnĭly ĕnŏŭgh, nŏt rĕlătĕd / tŏ ănŏthĕr ĭnsĕct thăt / ĭs ălsŏ căllĕd ă / fĭshfly- whĭch ĭnstĕăd bĕlŏngs / tŏ thĕ ŏrdĕr Mĕgălŏptĕră.>
Real shit. Just as good as the many kinds of dragonflies. Some of their nymphal stages last up to two and a half sweeps, they must get bored as hell.
<Whăt's ă lĭttlĕ cŭrsĕ / bĕtwĕĕn frĭĕnds. Bĕtwĕĕn cŏmpădrĕs? / Nŏt bĕĭng ăblĕ tŏ / fĭnd ă sĭnglĕ mătchĭng / sŏck ŏr stŏckĭng fŏr / ă cŏŭplĕ nĭghts ĭs / fŭnny. (ănd hărmlĕss.)>
Oh I have just the person in mind to try this out on.
:> Pitchflirting with Jezzel, Quilis? Or is this purely theoretic^l. <:
<Thĕ cŭrtăĭns, ŏncĕ clŏsĕd, / ărĕ drăwn băck ŏncĕ / ăgăĭn. Rĕvĕălĭng tŏ ăll / thĕ glĭttĕrĭng sĕt- thăt / stăgĕ căllĕd lĭfĕ.>
<Măybĕ I shŏŭld lăy / ŏff thĕ sărcăsm ă / tăd.>
<If I hăd ă / căĕgăr fŏr ĕvĕry dĭvĭnĕ / ĕntĭty I'vĕ mĕt. I'd / hăvĕ twŏ căĕgărs. Whĭch / ĭsn't mŭch, bŭt ĭt's / wĕĭrd thăt ĭt hăppĕnĕd / twĭcĕ, rĭght?>
I'd Have 5 Which Also Isn't A Lot But I'm Kinda Not A Fan That It Could Happen That Many Times #atleasttheywerenicetho
I've got several dollars now and pal I really wish I was broke
<ănywăy băck tŏ thĕ / dĕflĕctĭŏn bŭllshĭt ănd bĕĭng / fŭnny ŏnlĭnĕ. ŏr ŭnfŭnny, / dĕpĕndĭng ŏn yŏŭr ŏpĭnĭŏn / ŏf mĕ.>
whaaaaaat that's a LIE you're LYING to me on these Neopets I'm like, god, you just committed a sin or something, I dunno I didn't read my own religion's texts bc I don't care
<Căn I bĕ rĕăl / fŏr ă sĕcŏnd. Onĕ / ŏf thĕ fĕw rĕăsŏns / I'm nŏt qŭăddĕd ŭp / (bĕsĭdĕs nŏt bĕĭng dĕspĕrătĕ.) / (ănd hăvĭng sŏmĕ stăndărds.) / ĭs thăt I'm nŏt / ĭn thĕ bŭsĭnĕss ŏf / dĕălĭng wĭth trŏlls whŏ / Cănnŏt Hăndlĕ It. A / fĕw hăvĕ dĕfĭnĭtĕly lĭĕd / ăbŏŭt ĭt ănd I'm / nŏt plăyĭng thăt gămĕ / ăgăĭn.>
<It's nŏt wĭthĭn my / nătŭrĕ tŏ bĕ vĕry / vĭŏlĕnt. Bŭt sŏmĕtĭmĕs I / wĭsh I cŏŭld rĕăch / thrŏŭgh thĕ scrĕĕn ănd / strănglĕ sŏmĕŏnĕ. (Ignŏrĕ thăt / I prŏbăbly cŏŭld pŭll / thĭs ŏff wĭth thĕ / rĭght ĕffŏrt.) #vĭŏlĕncĕ>
₍^. .^₎⟆ Mrrow?꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ *ra!sSses my paw for SSSsacr!f!ce*꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ :(꠹
Some people here wanna be stepped on by highbloods so bad, Quil, it is fucking dire out here and I shake my head at these damn youths
like it's funny but it's also sad but it's also concerning but it's also like you do realize you're a creep right? right? no? damn.
<Altĕrnătĭvĕly, yŏŭ căn cĕlĕbrătĕ / #flătfŭckfrĭdăy ănd #fĭshfrĭdăy wĭth / thĕ tŭrbŏt.> <https://ŭplŏăd.wĭkĭmĕdĭă.ŏrg/wĭkĭpĕdĭă/cŏmmŏns/thŭmb/8/84/Psĕttă_măxĭmă_Lŭc_Vĭătŏŭr.jpg/960px-Psĕttă_măxĭmă_Lŭc_Vĭătŏŭr.jpg>
<#fĭshfrĭdăy> <Yŏŭ gĕt / ă wăhŏŏ.> <https://ŭplŏăd.wĭkĭmĕdĭă.ŏrg/wĭkĭpĕdĭă/cŏmmŏns/1/16/Acănthŏcybĭŭm_sŏlăndrĭ.png>
<I hăvĕ ăcqŭĭrĕd thĕ / ăccŏrdĭŏn. Lĕt thĕ fŏŏlĕry / cŏmmĕncĕ by mĕ plăyĭng / Fŭnĭcŭlì, Fŭnĭcŭlà. Lŏŭd ăs / fŭck.>