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<A ghăstly păll fălls. / Crŏws sŏŭnd ĭn ălărm.> <And Băckstrĕĕt's băck, ălrĭght.>
<Thĭs ĭncĭdĕnt, ŏn tŏp / ŏf fĭndĭng ŏŭt I / hăvĕ wrĭnklĕs by my / ĕyĕs tŏnĭght, ĭs why / I'm dĕcĭdĭng tŏ tŭrn / tŏ ă lĭfĕ ŏf / ĕvĭl.>
<Actŭălly. Cŭrsĕ ŏf pĕrpĕtŭăl / rŏck ĭn shŏĕ.>
<Affĭrmătĭŏns fŏr tŏnĭght: I / ăm călm. Thĭs wăs / ă smăll ăccĭdĕnt whĭch / hărmĕd nŏthĭng. I ăm / săfĕ. Thĕrĕ ĭs nŏ / rĕăsŏn tŏ bĕ ăngry. / I wĭll nŏt cŭrsĕ / thĕ lădy thăt bŭmpĕd / ĭntŏ mĕ ănd căŭsĕd / mĕ tŏ drŏp my / cŏffĕĕ ănd pŭllă.>
<Ah, yŏŭng lŏvĕ. Sŏ / flĕĕtĭng.>
<Thĕ fĕtĭd hĕăt ŏf / thĕ vĕrdănt sĕăsŏn> / <Brĕăks by thĕ gălĕ / ănd pŏtĕnt drĕnchĕs.> / <Lĭkĕ ĭrŏn ĭn thĕ / fŏrgĕ, thĕ lănd sĭmĭlărly / qŭĕnchĕs.> <...Drăwĭng ĭt's / lătĕnt pŏtĕntĭăl, ĭt stănds / tŏ rĕăsŏn.>
<Sŏmĕŏnĕ săĭd sŏmĕthĭng ăbŏŭt / brĕăkfăst pŏstĭng sŏ I / gŭĕss I căn bŏăst / ă bĭt. Dĕlŭxĕ fărmhănd's / brĕăkfăst: păncăkĕs wĭth străwbĕrry / săŭcĕ, băcŏn, ĕggs, ănd / hăsh brŏwns.> / <It's bĕĕn ă / mĭnŭtĕ sĭncĕ I'vĕ hăd / thĕ ĕnĕrgy tŏ cŏŏk / fŏr mysĕlf.>
<Wĕll ĭt's ăs thĕy / săy. Ignŏrăncĕ ĭs blĭss.>
<It's Tŭck Thĕm In / Tŭĕsdăy. Arĕ yŏŭ tŭckĭng / hărd ŏr hărdly tŭckĭng / https://www.ĭĭzcăt.cŏm/ŭplŏăds/2017/03/fpj5ŭ-tk4.JPG>
<Mărzĭpăn brĕăkfăst ăgăĭn. And / ŏnĕ (1) cŭp ŏf / cŏffĕĕ.>
<Shŏŭt ŏŭt tŏ grăvĭty / fŏr bĕĭng thĕrĕ ŏnly / sŏmĕtĭmĕs whĕn I făll>
<Hŭh? Whăt wăs thăt / sŏŭnd?>
<Whăt's ŏnĕ ŏf yŏŭr / făvŏrĭtĕ ădjĕctĭvĕs? I'll gŏ / fĭrst wĭth "splĕndĭfĕrŏŭs.">
<Dĭd yŏŭ gŭys knŏw / thăt mĕnthŏl ănd spĭcĭnĕss / căncĕl ĕăch ŏthĕr ŏŭt. / Lĭkĕ, ĭf yŏŭ tăkĕ / ă bŭnch ŏf strŏng / mĭnts ănd thĕn ĕăt / sŏmĕthĭng spĭcy ĭt jŭst / tăstĕs lĭkĕ nŏthĭng.>
<It mĭght bĕ ă / fĕw pĕrĭgĕĕs ăwăy stĭll, / bŭt I'm lŏŏkĭng fŏrwărd / tŏ Făt Chŏlĕrbĕăr Wĕĕk. / Hĭghlĭght ŏf thĕ dĭm / ĕqŭĭnŏx.>
<Blŏckĭng pĕŏplĕ ĭs ă / lĭttlĕ jŏy ŏf mĭnĕ. / I sĕĕ sŏmĕ ănnŏyĭng / shĭt ănd thĕn bŏŏp. / Gŏnĕ lĭkĕ thĕ wĭnd... / Dĭd yŏŭ hĕăr thăt? / Nŏpĕ. I'm thĕ ĭgnŏrĕr.>
<Bĕărmŏm fŏŭnd gnăwĭng ŏn / sŏmĕ fŭckăss hŭgĕ bŏnĕ. / Rĭght ĭn thĕ mĭddlĕ / ŏf thĕ hăll. Wŏŭldn't / mŏvĕ, măkĭng ă mĕss. / Whĕrĕ dĭd shĕ ĕvĕn / gĕt thăt>
<Y'knŏw. If thĕ trŏlls / ĭn tŏwn tĕll yŏŭ / nŏt tŏ gŏ ĭn / thĕ wŏŏds. And I / mĕăn lĭkĕ, ĕvĕry ŏnĕ / yŏŭ ăskĕd ăbŏŭt hŏt / dĕstĭnătĭŏns ĭn thĕ ărĕă. / Bĕcăŭsĕ ĭt's scĕnĭc ănd / ăll. And thĕ wŏŏds / hĕrĕ hăvĕ sĭgns ĕvĕrywhĕrĕ / clŏsĕ tŏ tŏwn săyĭng / nŏt tŏ gŏ ĭn. / And ŏnlĭnĕ, thĕ wĕb / tĕlls yŏŭ thăt ă / tŏn ŏf pĕŏplĕ gŏ / mĭssĭng whĕn trĕkkĭng ĭntŏ / thĕ mŏŭntăĭn wŏŏds.> / <Măybĕ yŏŭ / shŏŭld nŏt gŏ ĭn / thĕ wŏŏds. Yŏŭ ărĕn't / bŭĭlt dĭffĕrĕnt, trŭst mĕ. / And yĕt, I fĭnd / pĕŏplĕ ĭn thĕ wŏŏds.>
<Oh, shĭt. 1k kŭlt. / I nĕvĕr dĭd fĭgŭrĕ / ŏŭt whăt I wăs / gŏnnă pŏst ĭn "cĕlĕbrătĭŏn.">
<Almŏst lŏst my ălŏŏf, / hŭmŏrŏŭs dĕmĕănŏr thĕrĕ ănd / gŏt tŏŏ gĕnŭĭnĕ fŏr / ă sĕcŏnd. Anywăy.>
<Thĕrĕ sĕĕms tŏ bĕ / ă stătĭstĭcălly hĭgh ămŏŭnt / ŏf pŭrplĕblŏŏds hĕrĕ thăt / hăvĕ ă wĕĭrd thĭng / fŏr gŏldblŏŏds. Crĕĕpy.>








