Quilis
@melodramaticUrsine
<A ghăstly păll fălls. / Crŏws sŏŭnd ĭn ălărm.> <And Băckstrĕĕt's băck, ălrĭght.>
<Thĭs ĭncĭdĕnt, ŏn tŏp / ŏf fĭndĭng ŏŭt I / hăvĕ wrĭnklĕs by my / ĕyĕs tŏnĭght, ĭs why / I'm dĕcĭdĭng tŏ tŭrn / tŏ ă lĭfĕ ŏf / ĕvĭl.>

So.disappointed.that.i.havent.had.a.milf.hit.me.up.yet is.it.cuz.of.the.robotics.or.the.shitposting?
<Actŭălly. Cŭrsĕ ŏf pĕrpĕtŭăl / rŏck ĭn shŏĕ.>
<Ah, yŏŭng lŏvĕ. Sŏ / flĕĕtĭng.>
<Mărzĭpăn brĕăkfăst ăgăĭn. And / ŏnĕ (1) cŭp ŏf / cŏffĕĕ.>

I looked away for mere minutes and everyone is in maid dresses now ❣︎
<Whăt's ŏnĕ ŏf yŏŭr / făvŏrĭtĕ ădjĕctĭvĕs? I'll gŏ / fĭrst wĭth "splĕndĭfĕrŏŭs.">
<Hŭh? Whăt wăs thăt / sŏŭnd?>
<Dĭd yŏŭ gŭys knŏw / thăt mĕnthŏl ănd spĭcĭnĕss / căncĕl ĕăch ŏthĕr ŏŭt. / Lĭkĕ, ĭf yŏŭ tăkĕ / ă bŭnch ŏf strŏng / mĭnts ănd thĕn ĕăt / sŏmĕthĭng spĭcy ĭt jŭst / tăstĕs lĭkĕ nŏthĭng.>
<Y'knŏw. If thĕ trŏlls / ĭn tŏwn tĕll yŏŭ / nŏt tŏ gŏ ĭn / thĕ wŏŏds. And I / mĕăn lĭkĕ, ĕvĕry ŏnĕ / yŏŭ ăskĕd ăbŏŭt hŏt / dĕstĭnătĭŏns ĭn thĕ ărĕă. / Bĕcăŭsĕ ĭt's scĕnĭc ănd / ăll. And thĕ wŏŏds / hĕrĕ hăvĕ sĭgns ĕvĕrywhĕrĕ / clŏsĕ tŏ tŏwn săyĭng / nŏt tŏ gŏ ĭn. / And ŏnlĭnĕ, thĕ wĕb / tĕlls yŏŭ thăt ă / tŏn ŏf pĕŏplĕ gŏ / mĭssĭng whĕn trĕkkĭng ĭntŏ / thĕ mŏŭntăĭn wŏŏds.> / <Măybĕ yŏŭ / shŏŭld nŏt gŏ ĭn / thĕ wŏŏds. Yŏŭ ărĕn't / bŭĭlt dĭffĕrĕnt, trŭst mĕ. / And yĕt, I fĭnd / pĕŏplĕ ĭn thĕ wŏŏds.>
<Oh, shĭt. 1k kŭlt. / I nĕvĕr dĭd fĭgŭrĕ / ŏŭt whăt I wăs / gŏnnă pŏst ĭn "cĕlĕbrătĭŏn.">
<Thĕrĕ sĕĕms tŏ bĕ / ă stătĭstĭcălly hĭgh ămŏŭnt / ŏf pŭrplĕblŏŏds hĕrĕ thăt / hăvĕ ă wĕĭrd thĭng / fŏr gŏldblŏŏds. Crĕĕpy.>







