skilla harlOX :O3 (it/she)
@zealousTrickster
irl barkbeast :o3 just a clOwn dOin wicked clOwn shit (it/she/maw/hOnk) DMs open! Sometimes #nsfw be careful!
((Time for a better intro/pinned now that I'm not on mobile! Hello! I, the critter that runs this blog, am 26 and use it/hyr/maw pronouns, I've been active in esp Homestuck RP spaces since 2012! My messages are open, I'm super cool with any form of NSFW stuff (violence or suggestive) as long as it's properly tagged! Unless stated otherwise, any art is my own!)) Character info: \\ YOur name is SKILLA HARLOX, yOu are a whOle 12 sweeps Old, and yOu're already kinda dOne with this shit, and just wanna chill the fuck Out. YOur interests include LITERATURE and FRIVOLOUS TOMFOOLERY. Despite nOt being a grub anymOre, yOu still SHARE A HIVE WITH YOUR LUSUS, HYDRAMOM. YOu cOnsider yOurself pretty kind, as far as purple blOOds gO. YOu really lOve emulating the WICKED STYLES AND MANNERISMS OF BARKBEASTS. YOu alsO have tO USE A CANE, Or even A WHEELCHAIR sOmetimes, because yOur jOints are bad and yOu cracked yOur spine that One time. yOu are alsO, like any self respecting trOll Of yOur caste, a deeply devOted juggalO yOu’re happy tO share a quadrant with anyOne, red flavored feelings tends tO be reserved fOr the ladies and nOn gents, but there's always exceptiOns! hOwever if peOple wanna just kinda vibe and fill a pail Or sOmethin sOmetime, who are yOu tO say nO? yOu enjOy a gOOd scrap and tussle as much as the rest Of yOur caste, and particularly enjOy hunting. but yOu alsO really like art 'n reading 'n shit, even if yOu dOn't always sOund that intelligent
BrO @XXScenegrlXX can thrOw the ball CRAZY far! This is sO fun
@XXScenegrlXX puppy time puppy time puppy time I’m Outside the dOOr lemme in it’s fetch time!!’ :OD
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I accidentally gOt free Of my leash, what shOuld I dO?
ARF ARF! I am scampering Over tO yOur place sO we can play fetch!!! I am incOming :O3
I think I’m having a thOught… hmm…
I encourage you all to take your medication if you have not already done so.
again ?? ?? ໒( ̿❍ ᴥ ̿❍)ʋ purple8lood constitution astounds me
I gOt 5 bOOnbucks, a plastic meOwbeast figure, a pOcket cOpy Of TrOll Shakespeare’s sOnnets, sOme Of thOse little things yOu thrOw and they pOp, twO rubber bOuncy balls, and sOme barkbeast treats :O3
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 OKAY I MEAN. :o) I CAN JUST GIVE YOU A FREEBIE. :o) I DON'T ACTUALLY CARE VERY MUCH. :o)
oh right my estrogen thanks trollbama
Okay! DO yOu knOw why nObOdy ever wants any Of my wicked little treasures thOugh? I think they’re gOOd bartering materials but everyOne always rejects em :O{
DO yOu ever just think?
>>| most .of the time. .or not .if .i'm .on substance.
❥ I think ur doing bεttεr!! Its soooo nicε naut 2 havε 2 think sigh ｡˚○
❥ It doεsnt ◞ ‸ ◟ ოaybε suო1 ധill invεnt a ധay 2 shut it off onε day!! A gill can drεaო!! ｡˚○
Happy fat fuck Friday tO thOse whO celebrate
PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: I am proud to announce the ratification of Lesbian Marriage. We are also surprised it took so long after ratifying Gay marriage. Really makes you think.
It is similar to Matespritship. However, if they would like to leave, they must involve the government and sign documents.
It is the human equivalent. It’s advantages include: • Your financial assets combining • You may be granted PoA over them immediately. • • • Hope this list helped.
I have been charged and found guilty of war crimes in more countries than you could possibly name.
And you should begin to recite your prayers.
MOrnin everypuppy
Everypoony
Lame
brO if peOple wanna cOme hang at my hive sOme time just lemme knOw :O3 I like meetin new peOple
On The Topic Of Coming Over, I Did Ruff You Up More Than I Intended Last Night, And I Did Drop You Off 8ack At Your Hive, 8ut Was Wondering If I Should Come 8ack Over To Take Care Of You For A 8it? –xoxo
brO she called me pretty :O3 and she put her fingers my mOuth... whO gaf abOut winning a fight at fight night I win yuri
†) AH BEG Y'ER FINES7 FECKIN' PARDON? WHO? SAY LI7ERALLY ANY NAME O7HER 7HAN GLASGA GASKI7. SAY ANY O7HER NAME AND YE GE7 7' KEEP Y'ER 7EE7H. (†
:O3 i think i made a gOOd first impressiOn
Nah it was glasga dw, she's at fight night :O3 we're chillin
†) 7HA7'S SPECIFICALLY WHA7 I DIDNAE WAN7 YE 7' SAY, Y'CUN7. AH'M FLOGGING HER BACK BLUDDY RAW WHEN SHE GE7S BACK 7' 7HE ES7A7E. #NSFW #VIOLENCE #GORE #JEALOUS (†
well i think she was gOnna like... take me hOme n shit, tO i assumed yOu :O{ she just was curiOus why i was wanderin arOund alOne n shit
†) YE'LL WA7CH IN 7H' CORNER CHAINED 7' 7H' RADIA7OR WHEN SHE'S FLOGGED. #NSFW #GORE #VIOLENCE (†
Okay! yay! i mean yOu can just drOp by fight night yOurself, wOuldn't mind gettin tO all up and witness yOur wicked self in persOn :O3
Hmm, Perhaps I Could Come8ack And Join The Fight Myself This Time? –xoxo
Alright fellas I'm gOnna see hOw this gOes, wish me luck, might get lObOtOmized if I'm lucky
xx_BE_SAFE!_!__!!_!!__!_WE_STILL_NEED_2_PLAY_FETCH!!!_xx
brO One Of the hOt nuns is at fight night, I dOn't think she's seen me yet
>>maybe its the same nun thats hunting me f^o^r sp^o^rt
fight night :O3 #fightnight
Hey everypOny
Fellas, where’s the best place fOr a barkbeast Off its leash tO like… hang Out and hide frOm hOt insane clOwn nuns? Askin fOr a brO Ofc, nOt me
there'$$$ nowhere you can hide $$$i$$$ter, the hot clown$$$ will alway$$$ find you!! Tru$$$t me I know
They dOn’t knOw it yet but I’ve gOtten Out :O3
HOpe everyOne I hate dies and gOes tO hell tOday :O3
BrO the hat man
:33 < he k33ps asking me fur benadryl but won't accept that i took it all
Sometimes, I roll around in mud and run into my house to shake it all off. I get sentenced to the doghouse after, but it's worth it!! :]]