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I m3an I'm down. If my fir2t fight hadnt tak3n 2o long I probably woulda got down to mor3
... it is true. i am a lowblood chaser. i am also a lowblood skinner, a lowblood beater, a lowblood boiler, a lowblood amputator, a lowblood shooter, a lowblood skewerer, a lowblood mutilator, a lowblood quarterer, a lowblood melter, the list goes on and on. #gore #horror
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ ; im BORREEEEDDD s♡︎me♡︎ne like get me a jester ♡︎r s♡︎mefin, i sh♡︎uld put ♡︎ut applicati♡︎ns ;❀ .˚○ • °
>>| yes .i'm just. having so many thought .and they .are so bad, .in both ways for me. .i'm sorry, .i'm good!
xx_ZOMG_PUPPY_TYME_PUPPY_TIME_YEAS_WE_GO_FETCH_YES_YES_YSE_YES_xx
>>| why .are .all purplebloods so beautiful. .i'm like, having .a fever dream but .in .a very good way. that's .a lot .of clowns tonight, .and they .are so colorful. that .is .amazing .i'll say. .all so funny .and silly, .it's .a miracle, .i guess. #purplelove #theyarecute
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xx_YES_YES_YES_YES!!!_CHCHOW_WILL_HAV_SNACKZ_4_US!!!_xx
xx_WROOF_WOOF!!!!!_*WAGZ_MY_TAIL_RLY_FAST*_xx
xx_RUN._BE_FREE._RUN._YES!!!!!_YES!!!_THE_SKILLA_IS_OUT!!!_xx
Am I " Freaky " And Mentally Unstable Enough To Interact With The Scary Nun? Be Honest. #suggestive
†) LO77A YOU FECKERS SEEM 7' FINALLY UNDERS7AND 7HA 7HERE'S A REAL DIFFERENCE '7WEEN CULLIN' PEOPLE AND CULLIN' BOYS. 7H' GIRLIES ARE A MUCH MORE "LOBO7OMIZE AND CHAIN 7O 7H' RADIA7OR AS A NEW PE7" SOR7AE DEAL. :o) #VIOLENCE #NSFW #NSFWE (†
†) AH DUNNAE KNOW HOW MANY 7IMES AH NEED 7' GE7 7H' POIN7 ACROSS 7' YE. AH'M NAU7 CULLIN' PEOPLE. AH'M CULLIN' *BOYS*. #VIOLENCE (†
†) 7ROLLS ARE SAE SOF7. LI7ERALLY SOF7. YE'D BE SURPRISED HOW EASY I7 IS 7' PU7 HOLES IN 7HEIR BODIES. #NSFW #VIOLENCE #GORE (†
†) I7'S AWESOME, RIGH7? (†
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WASSUP BIG DAWG SIGMA YUNG JUGG NATION WOOF WOOF FORMER PRESIDENT BIG SED HERE. IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT THAHAT I DECIDED JUST NOW. I'VE DECIDED THAHAT FROM NOW ON ALL THE THEY SLASH THEMS DON'T HAHAVE TO PAY FOR SCHEDULE-II HAHALLUCINOGENIC NARCOTICS ANYMORE. THAHANKS. MESSIAHS BLESS ALTERNIA. :o) #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I MEAN. I WAS GONNA TAKE THE BOUNCY BALL. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YES SIR MR. PRESIDENT SIR, MAGIC MUSHROOM TOWN HERE I COME. :o) #substance
I encourage you all to take your medication if you have not already done so.
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xx_*throwz_fings_around_wit_my_mind*_xx
❥ It doεsnt ◞ ‸ ◟ ოaybε suო1 ധill invεnt a ധay 2 shut it off onε day!! A gill can drεaო!! ｡˚○
❥ I think ur doing bεttεr!! Its soooo nicε naut 2 havε 2 think sigh ｡˚○
d0es chitting 0ut "hey s0meb0dy c0me fuck me" ever actually w0rk 0r are y0u pe0ple just desperati0np0sting f0r the l0ve 0f the game. #nsfw
>>| most .of the time. .or not .if .i'm .on substance.
OH I VERY MUCH "AM" but thinkin aint a prerequisite!
And therefore am?
:33 < women aren't real silly
there is a growing population of girlfailures on Chittr the troll loneliness epidemic can not 8e THAT 8ad
MY RACK AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR THIS PAYLOAD!!!! #myrack
:33 < fish fear me :33 < karkittys want me
aLLLL cryptids are reaLL theyre just hiding from you specificaLLLLy
PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: I am proud to announce the ratification of Lesbian Marriage. We are also surprised it took so long after ratifying Gay marriage. Really makes you think.
am i problematic or is it societys fault
∻Drizzling my waffle in sticky mystery fluid. #nsfw∻
(@archiveAddict got to me with the kismesis stuff) concept: the thrashing, violent spasms unceasing despite their futility. a flush of color across a face that should be scowling, but shows signs of desperate need. drool running down their cheeks. "finally calming down?" your lips curl into a grin, you know they haven't. the ring holding their mouth open denies them the rush of bickering back, keeping their sharp teeth decorative and useless. all they can do is grunt and struggle in their restraints. you know they're plotting revenge, but by the end of the light they'll be too tired to do anything but cling to you. archive rating: E tags: #nsfw #reader/#kismesis #bondage #hatepailing
>>| greetings.
The only good fishing is dynamite fishing. Those finned assholes are mine. #fishingfriday https://files.catbox.moe/ix6pdv.jpg
On The Topic Of Coming Over, I Did Ruff You Up More Than I Intended Last Night, And I Did Drop You Off 8ack At Your Hive, 8ut Was Wondering If I Should Come 8ack Over To Take Care Of You For A 8it? –xoxo
and thats a wrap! darLin dearie vs petroa apocap winner is darLin been an honor to guest referee for this match @spirituaLMotorist @guLLibLeCoLumnist
Hmm, Perhaps I Could Come8ack And Join The Fight Myself This Time? –xoxo
†) AH BEG Y'ER FINES7 FECKIN' PARDON? WHO? SAY LI7ERALLY ANY NAME O7HER 7HAN GLASGA GASKI7. SAY ANY O7HER NAME AND YE GE7 7' KEEP Y'ER 7EE7H. (†
>>head t^o^ bed! >>w^o^uld be a shame if i w^o^ke up t^o^ a h^o^t nun h^o^lding a knife t^o^ my thr^o^at #needthat
girLs covered in bLood...wow #fightnight
(Rust-bloods, baddies. Bronze-bloods, baddies. Gold-bloods, baddies. Olive-bloods, baddies! Jade, Baddies! Teals, guess what, they're baddies too. Cerulean, Indigo, Purple, Violet, and Fuchsia. All of them are baddies!!! Legally speaking I have never met a Lime-blood, but if I did you can bet you ass she was a baddie and I wanted to hit! #nsfw)<
>>if u see any teef ^o^n the fl^o^^o^r at fight night pick em up f^o^r me! >>im making friendship bracelets :)
xx_BE_SAFE!_!__!!_!!__!_WE_STILL_NEED_2_PLAY_FETCH!!!_xx
i need a dog enrichment toy not for my dog for me i vwanna lick at plain yogurt and food that's so fun.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! good for them lmfao
xx_FUCK_DATS_SO_TRUE????_tho_CHCHOW_DOESNT_KNOW_IF_SHES_FAST_ENUGF_xx
>>^o^mg... i h^o^pe she n^o^tices u t^o^^o^..
>>maybe its the same nun thats hunting me f^o^r sp^o^rt
†) YE CAN SAY MAH NAME CUN7, YE DINNAE NEI7 7AE BE SHY. (†
xx_CHCHOW_WROTE_DOWN_WHOS_IN_HER_CLOSE_GANG_GANG_GANG_DIS_IS_DA_CREWWWWWWWWWW_OK_DIS_IS_HER_PPL!!!!!!_CHCHOW_LOVES_ALL_HER_FRAINDS_SOOO_MUCHIES_BUT_DEEZ_R_DA_PPL_SHE_TRUSTS_WIF_HER_LYFE!!!!!!!!!!!! https://iili.io/B4rLRXp.png_xx
there'$$$ nowhere you can hide $$$i$$$ter, the hot clown$$$ will alway$$$ find you!! Tru$$$t me I know
Man I cant wait for my two hot mat32prit2 to watch m3 throw down in th3 pit tonight. Doubl3 th3 ki2232 for my booboo2
Bitches hate me for my Nasty Smoothie Technique. Either give me longer breaks or shut your yap about how I eat lunch.
∻It's called a PVC pipe because I see pipes and I eat them.∻
dıd you know 𐕣ha𐕣 gryllobla𐕣𐕣ıdae, one of 𐕣he famılıes belongıng 𐕣o 𐕣he no𐕣op𐕣era clade and 𐕣he only specıes of 𐕣he order gryllobla𐕣𐕣odea, are wıngless ınsec𐕣s 𐕣ha𐕣 are so resıs𐕣an𐕣 𐕣o 𐕣he cold 𐕣ha𐕣 𐕣hey lıve exclusıvely on 𐕣he 𐕣ops of moun𐕣aıns and 𐕣he sıdes of glacıal ıce shee𐕣s, and ın fac𐕣 wıll dıe ıf exposed 𐕣o 𐕣empera𐕣ures above 283K ? h𐕣𐕣ps://ı.ıbb.co/3yx2g8Vh/4772796-C6-C6-F626-C61747469646165.png
Figured I'd post this new iↄ=Con of mine for lot folks to see! https://ↄ=Cdn.imgↄ=Chest.ↄ=Com/files/64e8ↄ=C586ↄ=C5b4.png
:33 < he k33ps asking me fur benadryl but won't accept that i took it all
Sometimes, I roll around in mud and run into my house to shake it all off. I get sentenced to the doghouse after, but it's worth it!! :]]
hey buddy im sorry 2 break the news liek this but she said #No
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 It's Troll Frank Sinatra's circus, we just live in it. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
<I thĭnk thĕrĕ's sŏmĕ / ŏŭt thĕrĕ thăt ărĕ / ăn ĕxcĕptĭŏn tŏ thĭs>
got hit with the transgenderification beam lol nah jk june helped me figure things out
†) AH'M NO7 EVEN GUNNAE WRI7E MAH CHI7. I7 WRI7ES I7SELF. (†
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I'll let you know if I ever can find a source for them, we might have to contact one of our resident #substance peddlers though. Hey @@alarmingApothecary this fine specimen would like to know about your selection of paperclips, would you be able to help another clown out? #honk 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
with 400 ranklings i could commit many different atrocities arigatou for enjoying my writing (tags: The Riddler/The Batman, The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, rankmaid-sensei, duct tape, selfie, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4ef9781b3321.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ac934b68ee6b.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/173c2027f1db.png
ya xactly mhm now u need 2 wait + see if SHE says yes
i am on da GAME.
I love my constituents.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 No you ate the other pile of unclaimed paperclips I had nearby. They were fruit flavored and I was really looking forward to them as a snack after lunch. No hard feelings though, were they good? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a8de5d8fc05f.jpg 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Oh, Does That Mean You Need To 8e Put 8ack On Your Leash –xoxo
II hope the entiity that cho2e iit never fiigure2 iit out for all our 2ake2 iit would briing a whole new meaniing two Up2ettii 2paghettii...
leave her alone >:( shes a lady dont b GROSS
sigh fine ill go get her out of the basement i think i left her there unless she got out i should check that
II cannot however 2hake the iidea of 2paghettii goiing through object2 2iimiilar two how II found out on earth the2e thiing2 called "hurriicane2" could force object2 through other object2 http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/4290988df915.jpg IImagiine thii2 but wiith the dry form of 2paghettii, and II thiink we got 2omethiing that could fuck 2ome muthafuka2 up #honk :o) (Tryiing two 2peak clown a2 be2t a2 II can 2o II hope you get the gii2t)
LEAVE ME + #MyAmulet #NotCursed ALONE SHE DOESNT WANT U she already said my flesh is TOTES moar willing than urs or anyone else who thinks they need 2 spawncamp my chits hopin for a taste of her U WONT GET ONE!!!!!!!!!! #BegoneOrWatevr
bUt iF... i pUt mY CaNe aLl uP In sUm oNeS OcCuLaRs? Jk jK.. 🤔🤔🤔 U N LeSs
i rUn a cIrUs :0) dIs mE hTtPs://f2.ToYhOu.sE/FiLe/f2-ToYhOu-sE/ImAgEs/15436130_MiNrQhWwOqIy7uV.PnG
3833 < Everyone wants the amulet because of the curse. > 38TT
you Should feel bad hearing THiS from me, but i THink Some of you need to find Somewhere ELSE to fight THan fight night becauSe it iS NOT THe place for clawS/teeTH/bombS(?!???)/killing. do everyone a favour and go to your neareSt carnival and go crazy THere inStead, fuck.
wWw kinda wish there wazz a festival like cullachella but lezz violent. yeah i get that thizz izz like the whole point but i'd like to just meet new people and learn more about warmblood culture without having to walk over someone'zz dead body every time you leave your tent to take a leak wWw
The Help Would 8e Much Appreciated Dear –xoxo
Waking Up With Morning Wood Can 8e Quite Annoying When It Comes To Larger 8ulge Sizes... –xoxo #nsfw –xoxo
≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼KARKAT WANTS TRICKSTER KARKAT'S EFFIN COOKIE!!! #nsfw
≈ One of the humans near-exclusively pesters me telling me to "read the manga". Ĩ don't know what that means. ≈
3833 < Squeakish started eating sticks, so the catio is closed. >
It is time I get some rest. As always, you are free to message me with any concerns. I deeply appreciate the sentiment, and fighting spirit. I will make a proper post later, but for now, I must rest.
SOOOOO. SHOULD I #BULGEPOST. #NSFW
Yes.
0u0 i will make the yaois happen i promise that
jvs+ a reminder. every+hing will be okay.
THIS WEBSITE IS THE STUPIDEST FLY-RIDDEN, HATEGREASE-FUELED BEHEMOTH OF A SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION ENGINE EVER TO BE SET LOOSE ON THE PUBLIC. NOT A NIGHT GOES BY SINCE I MADE MY CHITTR THAT THIS THOUGHT DOES NOT STREAK ACROSS MY THINKPAN LIKE A CRASH-AND-BURNING FLEET SHIP ACROSS THE SKY. THE SHEER AMOUNT OF EFFORT THAT YOU SICK RUCKUSFUCKS ARE WILLING TO GO TO FOR ENGAGEMENT BOGGLES THE SPONGE. IT IS STUPID. YOU ARE STUPID. STUPID, STUPID, STUPID. SIGH. PLEASE DON'T EVER STOP. TRY AGAIN. I THINK WE'RE GETTING THE HANG OF THIS.
((WAIT. HEADCANON TIME. do you guys think trolls bumping eachother with their horns is a show of affection.))
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I planned to decriminalize drug offenses, but alright. That works too.
been a while sin(e i went to war. i liked what i was doing before better
c< welll, iM HOstiNg tHe #figHtNigHt #afterparty 2MOrrOw, sO, Have fuN aNd dONt die at figHt NigHt! >c
\\7am havent slept sorry all maybe not posting on this account any more very sorry respond to dms when awake again
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALRIGHT SAMURAIS. KINDA SEEMS LIKE SHIT FLEW OFF THE MUTHAHAFUCKING HAHANDLE THERE AT THE END, BUT I'M PROUD OF ME AND ALL THE OTHER PRESIDENTS PULLING THROUGH AND SAVING TROLLBAMA. NOW THAHAT THE BIG MAN'S BACK, I'M STEPPING DOWN AS PRESIDENT. BUT AS MY FINAL ACT AS PRESIDENT, I'M GIVING MYSELF A PRE-PARDON AND INFINITE AMNESTY FOR ALL DRUG-RELATED CHAHARGES THAHAT COULD EVER BE BROUGHT AGAINST ME. THAHANK YOU. FORMERLY PRESIDENT YUNG JUGG NOW JUST YUNG JUGG OUT. ✌️😎✌️🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥 #yungjugg #presidentyungjugg
((Let's just have a good rest of the night chat. Let's not claw at eachothers throats and continue being freaks lmao.))
I... You know what, sure.
c< i dOubt tHat, but, if yOu waNNa believe it, gO 4 it >c
c< yeaH, He gOt bacK just be4 yOu HOpped ONliNe! >c
:o3 0H MY G00DNESS!! we use the same em0t¡c0n!!! :o3
Alright, alright. Settle down. There is only one issue plaguing my timeline at the moment; the lack of the Yuri. And Striders. But mostly the Yuri. #TrollbamaForYuri
i be sayin the saaame shit. and bitches hate me fOor it.
Oon my chucklevOoOodOoOo shit.
†) 🧕🏻🫳------>🔮💥💥💥 FOOK Y'ER ORB, CUN7. (†
i wanna bring back cuddle culture
MADE PLANS FOR TONIGHT TO PRY MY TERMINALLY INDOORS HUSK AWAY FROM CHITTR FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. PLANS WERE CANCELED. I'M GOING TO DIE IN FRONT OF THIS HUSKTOP.
never give up. the Oopps are feeling wOorse than i am. im fuckin winning Oout in this bitch.
sOometimes in life, yOou just gOotta wait until e’rrybOody’s busy tOo make yer mOove. mOove in silence. like the wind.
sis strider meet and greet and I’ll let all my fans touch my abs
Well I'd Say Your Posts Have Already Made A Good First Impression, Puppy –xoxo
IM HUNGRY #VAGUEP0STING 🐺 IT IS VAGUE BECAUSE I AM IN FACT RAVEN0US 🐺
There Is A Reason I 8ecame An Escort After All, I'm Real Good At Fixing Those Sorts Of Pro8lems –xoxo
I Could Help With Two Of Those, May8e Even All Three –xoxo
☽Uh, s⊖ y⊖u can send images in this app thing. If any⊖ne want a glimpse ⊖f pure Muscle Theater Villain, I'm g⊖nna see if i g⊖t any p⊖sters fr⊖m last week laying ar⊖und because I AM N⊖T getting int⊖ gear f⊖r a single little picture when i g⊖t a bunch laying ar⊖und. #MuscleTheater☾
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3159947293e6.png doodle of the mans...))
Detective Tip: Press "E" to pick up and inspect objects.
𖦤 We / ain't / bothered / with / a / page / for / the / band / on / here, / so / I / figure / this / oughta / go / somewhere. We're / called / The / Killing / Floor. / You've / heard / of / us. / :||
𖦤 Allard's / not / wrong, / macaroni / and / also / cheese / do / kinda / fuck / hard / sometimes :||
There is NOTHING wrong with hitting the ugly Animal Crossing villagers with nets/axes/shovels/other implements until they miserably flee the subgrub. Don’t let anybody tell you otherwise. *____
†) ALRICH7 YE HERE7ICS, INFIDELS, APOS7A7ES, AN GU77ERBLOODS. MOMMY LOSNAA'S DECIDED 7HA7 7HIS UNHOLY SHI7HOLE O A SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSI7E HAES GIEN ME ENEUCH EN7ER7AINMEN7 7HA7 AM GAUN 7AE BIDE A WHILE. IN SERVICE O 7HA7 HAE A FU POR7RAI7 O ME IN A O MA HEDONIS7IC GLORY. H77PS://CDN.IMGCHES7.COM/FILES/6BFDCB5FF43F.PNG #NSFW #VIOLENCE #GORE #NEWPFP (†
†) IS 7HARE ANY7HIN' FUNNIER 7HAN A BAI7 AN SWI7CH? HOU ABOO7 INS7EAD O' FEEDIN YE 7AE MAH LUSUS, AH FEED YE 7AE YOURS INS7EAD. :o) #NSFW #VIOLENCE (†
†) MOMMY LOSNAA'S NO7 IN 7H' BLUDDY MI7HERFOOKIN' MOOD RICH7 NOW. GAE DIG SHALLOW GRAVES IN 7H' YARD FER ME. (†
≈ Coming back to a bunch of clown camaraderie on that post, let alone 16 notifs, felt like Ĩ got transported to another dimension for a moment. ≈ ≈ No hate, of course. Ĩ don't have room for such a thing in my twisted little pusher. Ĩt was merely unexpected. ≈
I don't argue with the women on my Cabinet. They tell me to shut up and I do.
♰ i get to finish his cakes after hours.. :) @delightfullyDevilish ♰
i wrote a lot but didn't get much done / i wish i was more productive
≈ Sometimes it's just funnier to let someone be a little fucked up. ≈
>> you're ડo r¡ght, thank you ¡ hope there are 1eડb¡anડ that are proud of me
dinner tolight: bowl of mountain dew. who want me
DiD yOu knOw? YOu can DOnate One Or aLL Of yOur vitaL OrGanS tO the aperture Science SeLf ESteme FunD FOr GirLS? It'S true!
hell yyyeah x2 these smooches rated theoretical e for everyyyone :]
>> ¡ agree, ¡nqu¡r¡ng m¡ndડ w¡ડh to know
oooo you're right!!!! i'm lucky i only ever e@ sm@ll bones now@d@ys!! plus the se@weed e@s @ll the big fish before they c@n get down here!!
oh great n save batkbeast of wisdom n whatd the word
sometimes ur havin a time of it painwise n u layyy down for tha dayyy n its like holyyy fuck. shit can hit the pan like a brick. high but just straight up bein relieved for a bit of #thecurse
(( Seriously can't get over how proud I am of having made my previous post...I'm mostly surprised at my own ability I guess? Shocked at the fact I was able to pick up my pen, put it to my tablet and I made that...in like...30 mins? Maybe more? The first time I drew in years and, I'm actually proud of myself, it's a new feeling, that's for sure. #art #artposting #proud
>+. POKING *SOMEONE* WITH A POINTY STICK .+<
i h0pe every0ne is d0ing well. i missed y0u all. i supp0se. ribbit.
<body> ** too many professional businesstrolls around here. we've got to start shooting into the air or something, lower the property value. </body>
HERES ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP IF YOU PLAN ON GOING TO ANY SORT OF BLOODSPORTING EVENT LIKE #FIGHTNIGHT WHAT YOU GOTTA DO IS WEAR A PLASTIC SMOCK OR SOMETHING SO THE BLOOD DOESNT GET ON YOU ESPECIALLY IF YOURE IN THE FRONT ROW! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER #DRIPTIP WITH SHOUTOUTS TO #DRIPTIPNATION AND #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION!
come back rfom reading cute lusus stories and see immediatelyyy a post abt cigs in a bra what a change in tone lol
≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼MEW GOT A COKE AND WHISKEYYYY #SUBSTANCE
Fine, you've convinced me. @zealousTrickster I'll let you know if I decide to gouge it out due to frustration.
౿ᓕ ̤Ꜥ·⦣ eheh maybe it is. you are right you have some kind of rizz, kinda cute
౿ᓕ ̤Ꜥ·⦣ eheheh sorry compulsory to give a little bit of a giggle on my posts when everything is such a joke
// #nsfw the term PALB is stuck in my head, so I drew my favorite nonbinary rat dog with fabled PALB. a wip though. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/02ddd1061ad7.png
...bazinga...
(( I like seeing ooc post from ppl and they lowkey act like how they rp the character? it feels really silly, and 4 times out of 10 its a fictive which only adds to the joy))
Oh? I Would Like To Prove That Theory Then –xoxo
†) HUSH LI77LE WRIGGLER, DINNAE SAY A WORD, OR 7HE GRAND HICHBLOOD WILL SURELY HEARD 7HE SQUEAL O' A MU7AN7, BLOUD SO 7HIN, AN COME 7AE PEEL AWAY YOUR LAYERS OF SKIN. AN WHEN 7HON SKIN S7AR7S 7AE 7EAR AN FRAY, HE’LL LAUCH AS HE RIPS YER SOUL AWAY. HE’LL 7AK YER BLOOD, 7HA7 PRECIOUS HUE, AN PAIN7 7HE WALLS A SHADE O' YOU. #NSFW #NSFWE #VIOLENCE #GORE (†
<3-Not-arguing-with-older-women.-Whatever-you-say-ma'am-o7
You're Welcome, If I Could I'd Pet You, May8e More If You Asked Nicely –xoxo
≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼IF DA PUPPY CAN PLAY NICE WIT KITTY, YOULL BE DOING A LOT MORE THAN WAGGING <3
Well Trying Your 8est Is What Matters! Good Puppy! –xoxo
//You are "The Escort" You have various partners, multiple in each quadrant across the hemospectrum, being a cerulean yourself As your title suggests you are an escort, taking on all meanings of the word; you are a bodyguard for those who request it, and a seductress for those who ask for that You've been through a lot in your 748 sweeps of life, yet still try to fine new and exciting experiences//
≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼MHM! IF MEW WANT TO GET MORE ANIMALISTIC WIT IT, PRIMAL PLAY!!
... :oO oh sweet thing. a good barkbeast is a rare MOTHERFUCKING thing to find. leashed, you would finally have some proper training with me. no more going to waste and SHIT. #nsfw
>+. WELL NOW THAT I'M DONE BEING A STATEMENT PIECE I'M GONNA ROLL AROUND IN SOME DIRT .+<
≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼OUUU DIS KITTY NEEDS TO OPEN HER YAPPERRRRR!! { SOOO TW #NSFWE #CNC #ABUSE } PLEASE BE WARY AND CONCERN FOR UR OWN MENTAL <3 ~~~ THE TOPIC IS DUHH CNC. I WILL CENSOR MYSELF WHEN SPEAKING ON THE PHYSICAL ASSAULT ASPECT BY ONLY REFERRING TO IT AS ITS ABBREVIATION SA. IT ISN'T HERE, BUT I KEEP SEEING PEOPLE YELLING THAT CNC ROMANIZES AND NORMALIZES SA, WHICH IT DOESN'T. I FEAR PEOPLE FORGET CNC IS A BDSM THING; IT'S MEANT TO BE INTENSE. CNC INVOLVES ROLE-PLAYING SCENARIOS THAT WOULD BE NON-CONSENSUAL IN REAL LIFE, SUCH AS FORCED SEX OR KIDNAPPING. IF YOU WANT IT MENTIONED, IT ISN'T A TRAUMA-BASED KINK, IT'S CONSIDERED MORE TABOO THAN TRAUMA. THAT, HOWEVER, FEELS WEIRD TO ME CONSIDERING A LOT OF VICTIMS ENJOY CNC BECAUSE IT'S A SORT OF WAY TO TAKE CONTROL OF A BAD SITUATION THAT HAPPENED TO THEM, COMING FROM A VICTIM WHO DOES ENJOY CNC. TO (FOR LACK OF A BETTER WORD) DUMB IT DOWN, TO SAY "OH YOU LIKE AND SUPPORT SA BECAUSE YOU'RE INTO CNC" IS WEIRD AND GROSS? YOU'RE NOT ACKNOWLEDGING THE FACT THAT THE FIRST C IS CONSENT, AND AGAIN, VICTIMS USE CNC TO COPE. NOT EVERYONE WHO LIKES CNC DOES, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE WHO LIKES IT JUST WANTS TO SEXUALIZE ASSAULT. YOU CAN NOT LIKE A KINK AND NOT WANT TO CONSUME CONTENT ABOUT IT, BUT DON'T VILLAINIZE SOMEONE WHO IS INTO MORE BDSM TOPICS/KINKS. ANYWAYSSS MEULIN OUT, I JUST WANTED TO RANT
prꙮ tip: never be "blinded by rage". that ꙮnly benefits yꙮur enemies. get enlightened by rage. keep yꙮur eyes ꙮpen and yꙮur mind angry. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
☆ #nowplaying https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiEQ5/Other/Lotiie%20braless%202.png☆
:33 < i should tackle pounce him.... :00 < vagueposting
its find my wonderful pages wednesday
⚇ Blood 13:13 ⚇ "Though we spill lowblood sludge in rivers, the same is not to be done for your siblings. Kin killing is among the highest of sins and only the legisclacerators and The Queen of Colors get to make that decision. There is grief in the death of every member of our family- and few exceptions are made. That said? If a brother's coming for your quads that supercedes alla that shit. Break bones and snap horns for the defense of you and yours- because what's more family that that?" ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Laughter 12:12 ⚇ "What looks like a ball? Is shaped like a ball? It's round like a ball...But doesn't *bounce* like a ball. YOUR LUSUS' NUGBONE!" ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
... need a pretty MOTHERFUCKER to lube up my habit for me. :oP #nsfw
... who's rules? a faithful brother certainly didn't write no BITCH SHIT rules like that.
I miss my wife.
(°. painting intricate patterns with y𖦹ur bl𖦹𖦹d .°)
goregle does hrt wwork on ghosts
☆~𖦹 There is a pack of dolphins in the water! I am going to follow them from a distance.... 𖦹~☆
†) AH LOVE MAH BI7CH SAE MUCH SHE MAKES MAG BULGE UNSHEA7HE SAE OBSCENELY HAIRD. #NSFW (†
WAKE THE FUCK UP CLOWN NATION LET’$$$ GO MAKE THI$$$ FUCKIN BREAD!!! #clown$$$hit
￣\ imagine how fucked up and scary it would be if there were clowns out there using their position of relative power to protect the vulnerable people of their city while wearing their paint merely to ensure the empire never starts sniffing too close that would be crazy good thing that's never happened anywhere amiright lol /￣
Nights like these were made to be enjoyed, relaxing, indulging, hell maybe even take a nice nap later. Nothing could ever beat simplicities like this, unless something better seems to come across my path but we shall see where the night takes us. xxx
i'm likin' your attitude, stran6er! reCkon we Could 6et alon6 just fine! ^◡^
i entered the jalopeno poppers fugue state and inhaled like 8 of the things in one sitting... i onlyyy planned for like half that... but the poppers call to me like a siren........
real... had tummyyyache for like an hour... was worth it but like damn...
xx_whoa.............._i_wudnt_do_dat_2_u_either_x)_LETZ_PLAY_FETCH_SUMTIEM!!!!!!!_xx
xx_WE_COULD_BE_PALZ!!!_!_I_WOULD_LIKES_THAT_A_LOT!!!_>w<_xx
>+. I THINK I EXPLAINED MYSELF AND I SHOULD STOP BEING UNDER HER GAZE. OR NOT, SHE'S HOT .+<
xx_my_friendz_gotta_b_careful_or_i_will_leabve_a_huge_bite_mark_on_dem_>w<_xx
xx_i_wamt_moar_frainds_but_also_i_4get_sumtimez_whos_my_friend_already_lol_OOPz_xx
:33< this is something mewre gonna want to know :33< meow
(^･ω･^) < I DID NOT ATTEND FIGHT NIGHT LAST TIME BECAUSE I WAS VERY BUSY, BUT I THINK I WILL ATTEND THIS TIME AND S33 WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT!!! #FIGHTNIGHT #THURSDAYSTHROWDOWN
xx_DATS_SO_EVILLLLL_WUUUUTTT!!!!!!_i_hoep_my_friendz_never_do_dat_2_me_</3_i_would_nebver_trust_again_in_fetch_,_xx
ok but what if i do it knowing full well myyy friends gonna do it back and were just mixing it up to keep each other on oru teos
I can make any tail wag. wonk. ;) #suggestive
xx_when_ur_friandz_r_so_edible_liek_i_could_b_an_cannibal_4_u_lulz_xx
i could get that girlkisser to like me i bet
It is s.o° difficult t.o° find .o°ne t.o° pity wh.o° d.o°es n.o°t hate and .o°ne t.o° hate but d.o°es n.o°t pity and evven then maybe she just sucks
♰ i want you mad enough that i see steam coming from your ears so that when your head is cradled in my bosom it is all the more sweeter :) ♰
mancavwe? nah i'm chillin' in the lady lair vwith the gals.
#FIGHTNIGHT:⁖ ZWAG. AWEZOME. NO POWERZ? NO MAGICKZ? WACK AZ FUCK!!!⁙⁂ WHATZ THE POINT IF ZOME DUDE DOEZN'T GET THE TEN HELLZ CAZT ON HIM #VIOLENCE WE NEED #WIZARDDUELNIGHT OR ZOME ZHIT
haha yeah you could say i get stuck in girls sometimes ;)
:33< girlstuck
#corvidposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6694fd889916.png
Can I shave my 8ush or are you guys going to kill each other 8ecause of it #nsfw
^^i need to drink my liquids #myliquids~>
:33< i gotta be a cr33p and a fureak
No one on this site has to 8e a loser and a les8ian yet I’m here to fulfill that. ::::)
sOmEtImEs a gIrL WaNtS To rUn aRoUnD NaKeD AnD EaT TaCo bElL 🌮. WuTs sO WrOnG WiTh tHaT ? ArE My mIrAcUlOuS rUmBlEsPhErEs tOo mUcH 4 U? >;0) #NsFw
mM FrIeD ClUcKbEaSt..
man i guess i (are more about #fightnight when i know m7 girl khavah’s gonna be mixing it up there
boof - me after i stub my toe
More issues than a subscription magazine with your credit card on file.
everyone get more annoying
I Like Reading Books And Pretending I’m The Cool Vampire Who Gets The Girl Sometimes
btw i will know if you Start trying to uSe hidden weaponS during fight night So don't even fucking try it.
IM THE BIGGEST HATER BRO YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND. IM JUST BLASTING TROLL KDOT FROM THE BEEF BECAUSE LETS FUCKING GO AND ILL LEAVE IT AT THAT IM MAKING A SONG WITH 6 DIFFERENT BEAT SWITCH UPS. IM GETTING IN THE FUCKING BOOTH.
i am the old queen 2 doors down smokin a cigarette n tellin u to stop runnin down the apartment building staircase other ppl live here but if u ever needed a tampon or a place 2 stay i would be the first to open my door
:33< local polynyampurrous catgirl says she loves mew
†) EXCUSE 7H' FOOK OO7 O' YE, CUN7. ISNAE 7HARE SOMEONE ELSE YE FORGO7 7AE SPEIR? BADLY BEHVED MI7HFOOKIN' BI7CH. :O/ (†
∻I kn☢w we're n☢t all☢wed t☢ kill any☢ne at #fightnight but what's the rules ☢n chemicals that c☢uld cause l☢ng term health issues?∻
My skill set mostly consists of monster fighting techniques, but this event sounds like it could be an alright time. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NO CULLING. :o)
They are not gone, they are not gone, they are only sleeping In graves, in ways, in clay, underneath the floor Building walls, overalls, getting bored, I got faulty wiring Brick it up now, brick it up now, but keep the bones #Lyricsposting
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HAHATE TO BE A BUMMER BUT NO CULLING AT FIGHT NIGHT SORRY. :o) IF YOU BREAK THIS RULE I WILL PERSONALLY POP YOUR PAN LIKE A GRAPE WITH MY BARE HAHANDS. :o) HONK. #violence
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HEYYYYY. :o)
I am g.o°ing t.o° be at Fight Night w.o°rking c.o°ncessi.o°ns pr.o°ud t.o° ann.o°unce this
g0regle m0re petting z00s
Im so looking forward to fight night man. I need to taste my own blood again. #gore
It seems many individuals are speaking of #FightNight. My team and I have collected details regarding this event to keep everyone up to date with the latest information. The event is being hosted by Zabrak Zephos, @abjectDetermination, recipient of the Fuchsia Heart/Fuchsia Bloodpusher for brave heroism during the last #FightNight. As such, Mr. Zephos has my upmost respect and faith. It is also being hosted by @mercurialGeloscopy, the creator of #FightNight. The event is being held tomorrow, Thursday, April 23rd. Time is to be determined. In regards to attendance, all are welcome, regardless of caste or species. This event will be closely monitored, and those who do not wish to fight are not required to do so. Any attempt to engage in conflict with individuals who choose to abstain from the fighting will have swift and severe consequences. All fights MUST take place within a designated ring under the observation of an approved referee. In conjunction with Mr. Zephos, my administration is providing transport and medical care for everyone in attendance. Both transportation and medical care will come at no cost, thanks to #TrollbamaCare. In addition, I have been informed my Head of Health & Safety, Mr. Sabbot, will also likely be in attendance. Your health is of great importance to all involved in the event. I have also been informed there will be free refreshments and snacks provided, including an open bar. Any questions should be directed towards the host of this event, @abjectDetermination. We look forward to seeing you tomorrow at #FightNight!
yꙮu have tꙮ spend sauce tꙮ make sauce, and sꙮmetimes, that spending sauce is sꙮmeꙮne's sꙮul, and that sauce yꙮu make is a cꙮuple ꙮf bucks, and that's ꙮkay. that is business. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
"I love the Beta Kids. I only pray to the Beta Kids." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/867e846db184.png
... ill grab you by the MOTHERFUCKING gills, brinedrinker. :o)
‧₊˚❀༉‧₊༄﹏𓊝˚.﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Ψar, we can 'ge⚓︎ d⚙︎wn.' A𝚿e bring me bes⚓︎ figh⚓︎ ⚓︎☸ figh⚓︎ nigh⚓︎. ﹏༄˖°❀⋆˖.ೃ࿔*:･.☠
Huh Fight Night Sounds Like A Ton Of Fun :o) Unfortunately I Won't Be Able To Even Watch It Due Living In A Different Time Zone, As Well As Being Busy As Fuck With Either My Subjugglation Duty Or Corporation Related Shit. Rooting For My Brothers And Sisters Who'll Participate There Though ;o) #Fightnight
SOLLUX CAPTOR YOU INSUFFERABLE CACKLING ASSBLASTER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE DELETE CHIT DELETE CHIT DELETE CHIT DELETE CHIT
@ truly, i do not have much of a taste for violence. however, it does... tickle some part at the back of my thinkpan. it serves as inspiration. a reminder of how the corpus can and should not move. while i may not enjoy it, nor the idea of enacting it myself... it does lend to wonderful and terrible inspiration. @
♰ a wicked sister i certainly am not but seeing your face caved in would be a good show :) ♰
one time a group of lesbians beat me up and they made out covered in my blood and took the ne=w= =w=eezer album. good for them, they're living life loving =w=ho they =w=ant to love. #theDespairCantBeatTheHopeThatFollo=w=s #Positivity
∻D☢ y☢u guys think tr☢ll JFK w☢uld've lived l☢nger if he didn't sm☢ke?∻
I have decided †ha† should †he †roll who proposi†ioned me figh†s and wins a† figh† nigh†, I suppose I can. s†udy him.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FAYGO IS AIGHT. :o) I'M MORE OF A STRAIGHT UP MUTHAHAFUCKING CRACK AND HEROIN GUY. BUT COOL THAHANKS. :o) #nsfw #substance #drugs
♰ ive cleaned off my lenses for fight night so that i may catch the clearest images of gore, do not disappoint me :) ♰
im so fucking ready to enjoy fight night tomorrow after the first one was so totally fucked over by seeing those CHUD LOSERS.................... #angst #violence
☆~𖦹 I believe it is a night where people fight 𖦹~☆
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOT YOU HOMIE I GOT YOU.
(( Hey everyone! Long overdue OOC introduction post for Sedrek here. Content warnings first and foremost, this character will heavily post/discuss #substance, #nsfw, and #nsfwe themes. Sedrek is a fuckboy douchebag, and is explicitly sexual and vulgar with his language, up to and including #nsfw flirting with total strangers. If this bothers you, please feel free to either block me or message me OOC and ask me not to interact with your character in this way, and I will 100% respect your request! No feelings hurt whatsoever if you decide to block. Additional content warning for #substance. Sedrek is both a drug user and drug dealer, and many of his posts will be pertaining directly to substance and narcotics use. If this is a trigger for you or makes you uncomfortable, please block this account, I am completely understanding! )) Your name is SEDREK ZALETH You live in TUFF AS SHIT bachelor pad all by yourself on the coastline, which is ironic, because you aren't really a bachelor. Your lusus, the mighty HARLEQUIN CRABDAD, has been hibernating beneath the ocean a mile off the coast of Thrashthrust Beach since you were just a wriggler, which means that your upbringing largely contained a CONCERNING LACK OF CUSTODIAL OVERSIGHT. It's a miracle that you haven't been culled yet! You are a purpleblooded member of the MIRTHFUL FAITH OF THE CLOWN MESSIAHS, although your understanding of the religion is held in a way that many of your fellow subjugglators would describe as VAGUELY CONFUSED AND DEBATABLY HERETICAL. Much of your understanding of scripture and divine decree is derived from your PAN-MELTING HALLUCINOGENIC TRIPS, often resulting in you getting SO BOOFED IN THE AGGRESSION SPONGE THAT YOU SWEAR YOU CAN HEAR THE MESSIAHS. For example, you have interpreted the passages in the Book of Hilarity wherein it is written "fuck lowbloods" and "the messiahs are found at the highest point of existence" both EXTREMELY LITERALLY. Your primary hustle is the selling of SUSPICIOUSLY LARGE AMOUNTS OF SCHEDULE-I AND SCHEDULE-II NARCOTICS IN EXCHANGE FOR GOODS AND SERVICES, but your real passion is trying to kickstart a SoundClawed rap career under the pseudonym YUNG JUGG. Your biggest hobby is RECREATIONAL FIGHTING, preferably in someone's lawnring and preferably until you can't feel your face. You are also notably hellishly good at TREKKEN, one of the hottest analogue fighting games on the market. You were once considered one of the best players in your region, but have since stopped attending tournaments after an incident involving an extremely salty goldblood and your NEAR DECAPITATION. Your trolltag is mercurialGeloscopy [CG] and you type (•́⍜•̀)🎪 LOUD AS FUCK IN A WAY THAHAT SHOWS EVERYONE HOW JAZZED YOU ARE TO BE HERE :o) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae6dfe68d6c9.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AT MY HIVE DUDE. IT'S LITERALLY, AND I DO MEAN LITERALLY, EXACTLY WHAHAT IT SOUDNS LIKE. :o) YOU SHOULD SHOW UP. IT'S TOMORROW NIGHT. EVERY THURSDAY.
... i've always wanted an obedient BITCH to walk around on a leash. sister losnaa does not know how to MOTHERFUCKING heel. could i take you hunting with me, BARKBITCH? would you chase down my prey? honk.
♰ if you have to say "remember im an ally" you might have to reevaluate what you think an ally looks like ♰
If you want to attend #FightNight but are unable due to transportation issues, please reach out to myself or a member of my team, and transportation will be provided for you.
†) A DINNAE LIKE 7HA7 I7'S SPEAKIN' INS7EAD O' BARKIN. :O/ (†
... do you come trained? or do i get to do that hot SHIT myself, mutt? :o)
†) DEFINI7ELY MI7HERFUCKIN NO. BU7 AH WAN7 ANE ANYWAYS. DINNAE 7ELL ME AH CANAE HAVE 7H' 7HINGS AH WAN7. A'LL FUCK YE BLOODY GIN YE 7ELL ME A CANAE HAVE 7HINGS AH WAN7, YE SEXY WEE CUN7. (†
... if you want a barkbeast, you must remember to feed it, walk it, bathe it, FUCK it. are you responsible enough, sister losnaa? :o) #nsfw
†) QUIE7, MU77. I7'S NO7 YER 7URN 7AE 7ALK YE7. (†
♰ finally found some time to myself :) #nsfw (?) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/290d12cccf1b.png ♰
Before e★ch of us sits ★ gl★ss of w★ter. I h★ve poisoned one of the gl★sses, which do you drink?
>+. YOU GUYS NEED TO TALK TO HOOKERS A LOT MORE. CHRIST .+< #nsfw
-=[ wwhen you like my pos!ts! i can feel it in my_☺]=-
†) @GRINAGOGSCAUDLE WHI7 DAE WE 7HINK LOVE? (†
im so normal i swear guys i promise im just a normal dude anyway guys are infinitely hotter when theyre covered in blood whether its theirs or not is a different question #nsfw #gore #nsfwe i think?
:33< i may nyat be a fur lesbian (pansexmewal) :33< but i am safuric enough to love them furry meowch! :33< to quote that one guy :33< lets go lesbians!
liiike idk man i can basically do WHATEVER I WANT FOREVER n i think thts p epic how i can jst do tht and nobody can stop me
i always see ppl talkin abt "oh its not horny hours i shouldnt post this" unfortunately fr all of u my horny does not operate on a schedule and i can/will post abt it during any of the 24 hours of the day and 7 days of the week tht i fucking feel like it bc free will is a #substance drug and my ability to feel shame has been eroded into nonexistence #nsfw
[|87 :: Update: just rolled the sm00thest jo;nt ever. TURNS OUT 1’M NOT CHOPPED JUST H1GH! [|X7 #substance
@ i may post a picture should i be satisfied with the result. @
🃏༘⋆https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/94596122_rgzoasMrcqJngYv.png Sup fuckers! I'm Jester, they/she, married this is my OOC chittr . Ill try to make a pinned post with all my freaks soon!༘⋆
Admiring The Concept Of The Female Form, 8oth Troll And Human –xoxo
Two+ nights late into+ lesbian visibility week. What a failure to+ the game I am.
with my p0wer i decree that y0u must c0mpete t0 entertain me and the winner gets a cust0m badge. submissi0ns are n0w cl0sed 0u0 addendum. y0u can try as much as y0u want. y0u d0n't need t0 be funny just bring me m0re j0y then every0ne else.
-=[ first pist t !!! :-) you popped your post cherry !!_☺]=-