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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Hot Shit, Flushed Letters 8:13 ⚇ "Let's be freaks tonight, motherfucker. Let my teeth pierce your chitin until that pretty ichor in your veins spills all up in my maw. Pin you down wit' all the strength I got, make you squirm underneath me. I wanna hurt you. I wanna make you LOVE ME for hurtin' you. Scratch the prettiest patterns in your flesh and smack that ass 'til its all tender and purple-like. I wanna make you see stars, but most of all? I wanna see you *cry*." ⚇ ⚇ #NSFW #MirthfulChittr #Scripture #Clownposting ⚇

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@magicianChartreuse[MC]

Song of Solomon reads a little differently than I remember.

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Bitch do I look like I know what a Solomon is? ⚇

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@magicianChartreuse[MC]

Absolutely not, but anyone who does is going to think I'm really funny.

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Awh shit I just goregled it. ⚇ This some Bible hooey. ⚇ Not interested. ⚇ Take it to Gideon's hivestep, not mine. ⚇

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