Vanity Kerfuf
@jovialMerryment
o°~teeheehee~°o she/her | wow such mirth | clownfishies and jovials welcome to meet me @ my dms :•> o°~teeheehee~°o // This account will likely have many #substances and #violence and #clowns :•>
I HAVE MY PLANS, FOR WHAT TO YOU WILL BE THE DISTANT FUTURE. IT WILL BE… THE MOTHERFUCKING GREATEST SHOW UNEARTHED.
o°~teeheehee~°o oh how wonderful!~°o do say if there's any form of volunteering for particip@ion in this gre@est show of yours!~°o :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
o-|= thou WILL feel joy =>
o°~teeheehee~°o indeed i will!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
Anonymous asked: Why are you talking like a clown? Speech patterns ain’t caste exclusive, da fuck Iz what I woud normally say but yknow what Clownz fuck dats why lmao
o°~teeheehee~°o oh yes i am in full agreement!~°o i wish to someday be worthy to spread the mirthful word of the messiahs!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
✿ tuh freaking chumps tryna rip off my style
o°~teeheehee~°o i can only wonder who you could possibly be referring to dear cousin :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
✿ btw if anyone was curious i have a clock that has a section dedicated to freaky time so THATS when it would be da time for dat
o°~teeheehee~°o oh my do tell how i might find such a clock!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
✿ i made it bro it’s one of a kind good luck findin a clock as cool as mine bro it lights up and shit
o°~teeheehee~°o i very well may @tempt to make my own!~°o it would be wonderful marking when to celibr@e, when to cheer, when to dance, and when to party!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
✿ ok well u don’t need a section for dat on my clock dats 24/7 watever mine is awesomer
o°~teeheehee~°o oh please, i will make a most wonderful clock still!~°o and of course it is all the time!~°o i simply wish to decor@e a clock!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
o°~teeheehee~°o o°~\/\/~[]~\/\/~°o my very 1st chitt!~°o its very nice and exciting to meet you all :•> |-|~[]~|\|~|< have a picture of me and my beeyoo~tiful face!~°o https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/093fd08127d8.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a684db5ba809.jpg #clown #clownery #honk #beeyootiful #glub o°~teeheehee~°o
((oh that design ks very very fun!!!
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉⒏ — @gadaboutTrickster Jinx Egbert Jinx Egbert has a Shocking Secret. She is actually the HIT CHARACTER S↑er Mario from the Nintendo series. (CROWD GASP. WHAT?!) YES, I’m sorry you had to learn this way, but the evidence is Beyond Reasonable Doubt. Don’t let her choice in BLUE deter you from the fact Mario still wears those bluested overalls. The URGES TO WAHOO can never lie. THEY NEVER. LIE. That’s IT. That’s the end of the post. KEEP SCROLLING. LEAVE ME ALONE. I need to Ruminate On This. FOREVER! *a single tear rolls ↓ my face* … OK, KIDDING. B;oP ‘Tis just a bit of PRANKGAGGLERY from the Sillerious Gooseguy himself. Jinx Egbert is Jinx Egbert. Or IS HE? AL→ I’LL STOP. Let’s Take A Gander at Jinx Egbert! Much like I do with those Multitudinous in Existence, I want to find what makes this EGBERT AN INDIVIDUAL. But let’s get the similarities straight: Jinx is a DABBLER OF LEVITY. The playfully whimsy and calm sort who functions asynchronously to the Happenings of Chittr. Though she regards the people, Jinx posts at her own momentum, intertwining her nature with her BOUNDLESS CREATIVITY. Ranging from life ↑dates to ablution thoughts, Jinx posts for the sake of getting things OUT THERE. Why waste good ideas by keeping them in your HEAD? She’s a Fascination for movies and games, japery, all of which are STAPLES for the hivehold Egbert. She’s a striking example of being Free on your own terms. Now ONTO THE IDIOSYNCRASIES: Firstly, Jinx cares. She cares A LOT. I'm not saying that all other possible Egberts don’t give a stuff, but in the Likert Scale from SOCIALLY DISCONNECTED to BORN NETWORKER, Jinx mashes the far-→ option so hard it breaks his husktop. You pick ↑ IMMEDIATELY that she goes above and beyond for her friends and ectofamily, namely through her AFFINITY IN COOKING. There’s nothing sweeter than having someone (⒈) learn/remember your favorite meals out of the goodness of their heart. If her friends are in need of help, she steps (or maybe floats) forward to lend any assistance she can. This is majorly the reason why he’s known as the CHITTR MOM/AUNT: his proactive TENDERFACTOR should be APPRECIATED on a rowdy platform like this. Don’t mistake her sweetsillyness for passivity. He knows of the destruction he is able to cause and is willing to take action for himself and the people he ♥s. Jinx is an arm of STRENGTH as she is a hand of nurture. However, a tragedy lingers beneath her energy. A sort of aimlessness when all the people maintenance is DONE AND DUSTED, almost as though she’s unsure of her solitude. An unanswered want for reciprocation that has developed into another facet of her identity. You peel away at her outer layers to reveal the idle languor that comes with being a PERSON FOR THE PEOPLE. These feelings are derivative of her choices. This predicament is a product of her social strengths. It’s a backwards blade wrenched deep into her chest. That is, she’s stuck in the middle of peoples’ problems and is anticipated to FIX IT. Jinx has fixed many things only to receive little to nothing in return. And this is how the mask cracks. As outer responsibilities pile ↑ MORE AND MORE, as her life is deluged with the ordeals of other people, as she never gets the chance to self-regulate or find that parental care in RETURN, she develops a weaponized mechanism. Her FRUSTRATION. You notice she summons a latent urge to become violent, or at least enact some means of aggression. To vent out her frustrations, Jinx resorts to SPARRING/FIGHTING, a classic and arguably HEALTHY channel with the ✓ constraint. What I find stands out most with Jinx is the fact that her Protectiveness can shift into a thing of SELF-EXPRESSION. But a part of me thinks this comes too seldom to impact him, meaningfully. It must be hard to get some emotional traction when a lot of time is spent on other whims. I think the trick is to find a BALANCE between yourself and the people. Give yourself the time amid the hit juggling performance you’ve been keeping ↑. BREATH is all about freedom, but you clearly know when to dismount the wind and appreciate people. However, your predicament has become a cycle, almost, to stockpile feelings to a BREAKING POINT before finding an outlet to expend your emotions. Jinx, You help so many people but you don’t have that reciprocated when YOU’RE IN NEED. I think on that note you should be meaner. Yep. MEANER. EVEN SILLIER MEANER. You know that already, but I’m being serious. You deserve that →. You aren’t obligated to put people before your own needs. Kindness is strength, but it degrades over time. It’s OK to be your own person, not just the gro↑ caretaker. If you aren’t OK with anything going on, the best part is you can SAY you aren’t. Even if they are people you care about. Take your time. Claim yourself. (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: NOT APPLICABLE!) Jinx Egbert. Please follow her, she’s RADICAL. This is the end. I ♥ you. SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! #gandertag #eggsbert #badluck #becauseyoureajinx #sorrythatsallicanthinkof #jinxhaveyoueverwatchedarcane
o°~teeheehee~°o oh this sounds like a most wondrous friend indeed!~°o i simply must see wh@ jokes and japery are abound with this one!~°o and the incredible start of this post is quite hilarious as well, excellent work dear cousin!~°o :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
HONK. HONK.
o°~teeheehee~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
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o°~teeheehee~°o wh@ ails you, my jubilant friend? is there need to introduce someone to their end? o°~teeheehee~°o
N(o)ThIng, juST ThInkIng If I Sh(o)ulD b3 ann(o)y3D (o)r n(o)T.
o°~teeheehee~°o annoyed? wh@ for? perhaps some sweet drink and some good kush could help? #substance o°~teeheehee~°o
Pr(o)bably! Thahank y(o)ur vanITy :o)!!
o°~teeheehee~°o i hope you imbibe only the most wicked of elixirs, dearest cousin :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
I'm g(o)nna p(o)ST my n(o)(o)k, anD y'all ar3 g(o)nna b3 c(o)mpl3T3ly n(o)T W3IrD ab(o)uT S(o)m3(o)n3 p(o)STIng puSSy. Y(o)u g(o)(o)D, W3 g(o)(o)D. anyWay Da cl(o)(o)ky... Da Slug. my Slug #mySlug
o°~teeheehee~°o oh wh@ a sight!~°o truly a wonderful specimen worthy of praise!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
Thahank y(o)u :o)!
o°~teeheehee~°o you are very welcome dearest cousin, both for the compliment and in my celibr@ions!~°o :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
excused myself got a soda and came back. i.ve never seen a public fight of this magnitude lol damn. they have the managers in a fight circle ☠︎︎
o°~teeheehee~°o i do hope it's a beverage most sugary!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
hehehe ppeopple acttually likke my jokkes tthatt's so nice (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
o°~teeheehee~°o your jokes are a welcome sight, dearest cousin!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
o°~teeheehee~°o oh how i missed so very much alas i was busy cre@ing a work of art th@ is yet to be complete!~°o a mural of colors and cheer and praise, all for the gre@ |-|~[]~|\|~|< th@ spells the end of days!~°o :•> #gore #honk o°~teeheehee~°o
THaat sounds straangely ominous
Gonna ttry a riskky one while she's ddisttracttedd... TThey say tthatt no ttwo ppeopple see color tthe exactt same way, so really, color is justt a ppigmentt of your imaginattion. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
o°~teeheehee~°o hoohoohoo!~°o haahaahaa!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
(O)n a l3SS car-r3laT3D n(o)T3: I f33l a l(o)T b3TT3r anD n(o)T aS fruSTraT3D. ThIS ISn'T h3h3lpful ThahaT I maD3 Th3h3 pr3vI(o)uS p(o)ST ab(o)uT carS anD p(o)T3nTIally runnIng m(o)Th3h3rfuck3rS (o)v3r, buT I pr(o)mIS3, all I DID WaS hahav3 S3x.
o°~teeheehee~°o oh but how the colors would fly!~°o still it's nice to know you had fun :•> o°~teeheehee~°o