Vanity Kerfuf
@jovialMerryment
o°~teeheehee~°o she/her | clownfishies and jovials welcome to meet me @ my dms :•> o°~teeheehee~°o @lajayjaY ~<3 #substance #violence #clowns :•>
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o°~teeheehee~°o oh my wh@ a sight!~°o mayhaps i will take them up on their offer after all!~°o glub honk!~°o ;•> o°~teeheehee~°o
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o°~teeheehee~°o i am quite sure it is, friend!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
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o°~teeheehee~°o i am most certain it is, dearest cousin!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
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o°~teeheehee~°o hoohoohoo haahaahaa teeheehee!~°o wh@ a hilarious thing th@ would be!~°o alas, my friend, it is very untrue and so I warn th@ others may cull you!~°o glub honk |-|~[]~|\|~|< :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
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o°~teeheehee~°o oh my, wh@ a proposal!~°o alas i have affairs of my own to @tend!~°o do continue to enjoy yourself friend but be careful with your words, for they may spell your end!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒋⒋ — @jovialMerryment Vanity Kerfuf MOTHER[HONK]ING WARNING: This Creature Meetcha will Feature discussions of #mirthfulfaith, #religion, #abitofsubstances, #violence, #taxohemonalysis, #cognitivebiases(?) #maybe, and #CLOWNS. Don’t like clowns…? *gulp!* I warn you not to look ↓, because there’s a Really Scary One (⒈) at the bottom of this Post. Rhyming time, don’t call it a Crime And if you do, don’t blame the Mime I’m not a mime, but I sure can Try ……………………………… (This Is Me Trying) (OK this sucks I’ll stop) Believe it or not, this is my FIRST (⒈st) ever time analyzing someone of the MIRTH. I’ve got QUITE a bit to say, so let’s get → to business. Let’s Take A Gander at Vanity Kerfuf! (CROWD CHEER!) (CROWD HONK) (CROWD GLUB) (CROWD GLUBHONK) Vanity is an eccentric and curious troll who’s quite different from what you’d expect from your High-Pillow ↑pity Schm↑pity Nobleblood Glareotype. By this, I mean Vanity is unabashedly a FOLLOWER OF THE MIRTH, a typically Purple occurrence, though it isn’t uncommon to see. Rather than completely forgoing the traits of her VIOLET BLOOD, she’s engaged in a curious kind of CASTE SYNCRETISM, merging both cultures into something she proudly calls her own. The clownfish variant, as she calls it. Vanity is joyful, outgoing, and active in her Clownmmunity, glubhonking (double dipping) her way through Living Life to the Fullest—even if she Knows it’s Bound to End. More on this SHORTLY. But first, a sudden ← turn? This’ll make more sense in a bit, I promise. Rhyming is a tool used to add emotional depth and memorability to our writing. In laytroll’s terms, rhymes scratch that itch in our pans. It makes you say “oh YEAH, those sound/look REALLY NICE TOGETHER——I’m excited, more, please!” But if you want to get NERDY BIRDY about it, rhymes reveal the integration of visual/aural cues in our reward and emotion circuits: when we SEE a rhyme, we receive a small jolt of dopamine! This actually rings true in music cognition as well——anticipated chord resolutions often give us a CHILL OF CONTENTMENT, significantly reduces activity in areas of the pan that cause conflict and discomfort, and again, BOOSTS THAT DOPAMINE. Vanity likely uses RHYMES in her cadence to elicit satisfaction from a LOCAL SOURCE, the simple joy in using rhymes aside. Her choice of faith despite her uncommon caste connotes a level of AUTONOMY, a decision to assume the faith rather than being indoctrinated into it under cultural NORMS. Conversion in itself is a rather gradual process that’s forged under many social and cultural interactions. A BIT OF CONJECTURE HERE, but Vanity had likely experienced a CRISIS before turning to Subjuggulatorism. (I find it hard to believe she was brought ↑ in the faith——demographic statistics say it’s UNLIKELY.) Religion fulfills the innermost needs of the person, ↑holding a sense of EQUILIBRIUM in the mind. This pursuit of mirth works in tandem with a search for PURPOSE (i.e. questing), for a way to quell the rowdy mind and bring substance to existence. That is to say, Vanity has likely picked the subjuggulator faith to satisfy those unconscious desires. Vanity is unafraid to express (or, well, IMPLY) her Violent Actions. If we Take A Gander at our SOCIETY, this isn’t NECESSARILY NEW, but violence under the faith is viewed in a DIFFERENT LIGHT. The core of our MIRTH views violence like an art, a carriage of duty, than a robbery of a life. Like bringing a paintbrush to a canvas, the weapon is an agent of illustration, too; each death unto the troll is just a proclamation of a Faith, a message to the Messiahs. This can be said about her active use of SUBSTANCES, invoking Vividly Disoriented Spinning Sensations just to feel closer to her religion. Aside from the DESENSITISATION brought from living so brutally, Vanity’s levity has relegated her to just this——OBEYING FAITH AND STAYING PIOUS. Allowing faith to consume every step of your life is a Class Phenomenon, snowballing into a numbness, arguably, as your contact with reality is reduced to following rules and spreading the word of the saints. I wouldn’t want to FOIST DIAGNOSES ON PEOPLE, but participation to the point where it SATURATES YOUR PUBLIC *AND* PRIVATE LIFE is something that should be Ruminated On. As we take a look at her HABITS AND BEHAVIORS, we find that all of these traits are a deliberate hijacking of one’s reward system, a way to accessibly and quickly feel JOY. Obviously this isn’t exclusive to Vanity alone, but there’s a sort of indulgence you can’t help but ignore, especially as it floods every Syntax and Semantic. Without this constant pursuit, only DEATH remains. She knows her place in the GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS: an artisan of death and a courier of a greater message. Moreover, VANITY KNOWS SHE WON’T LIVE FOREVER. She longs to die in a Beautiful Way and join the Dark Carnival with open arms, singing her eventual undoing like the greatest Honor of All. It’s safe to say that Vanity actively engages in HEDONISM, that need to keep the mind busy, if only to create meaning in who she is on the inside. This even boils ↓ to her choice of RHYMES to bring joy to her very cadence——it’s a way to forge pith in the person. Though it’s hard to notice at first, Vanity struggles with the IMPETUS OF HER BEING. Finding a reason to live is what we all grapple with regardless of where you stand. To the Brain Gamers, we’d fit her view on life and death into an APPROACH FRAMEWORK category, a more accepting way of looking at your self-schema, your mortality (though the latter is, again, fueled by religious overconsumption). Yay! The part where I 🗨 ABOUT YOU, TO YOU: you look to be doing well enough on your own. I’m HAPPY FOR YOU! As far as I can tell, you’re doing EVERYTHING ✓✓✓. But beyond this, what IS a Vanity (Proper Noun)? You are Jovial, you are Merry, and you pull all the stops to follow the Faith. Who are you when the lights are shut off, when the people aren’t watching you? These are a co↑le of LOADED QUESTIONS, so take your time to unwind and THINK ABOUT IT. You’re quite an interesting Specimen, though. I’d have to keep my Bulb on you. *wink!* (CROWD WOW!) PLEASE SEE: HEMOSYNCRETISM*, THE PSYCHOLOGY OF RELIGION, RELIGION AS A SOCIAL INSTITUTION, RAMBO’S INTEGRATIVE MODEL (& accompanying theories), THE PSYCHOLOGY OF SUBSTANCE USE/ADDICTION, APPROACH ACCEPTANCE TO MORTALITY (Psychological Framework), RECONSTRUCTION OF THE SELF-SCHEMA, DESTRUCTION OF THE SELF-SCHEMA(?) (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: WITCH OF BLOOD? Bends the rules of her own blood, CASTE OR OTHERWISE. Spontaneous and untethered. Artistic in every direction of life. Lives by her own rules and seeks to enjoy herself. We all live on Borrowed Time, so enjoy it while it lasts!) SOOO. YEAH. BE SURE TO FOLLOW VANITY, AND I’LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! #gandertag #glubhonk #glub #honk #hi
o°~teeheehee~°o oh wondrous day for me indeed to have one so mirthful gander upon me!~°o it is a gre@ honor my friend, i must say th@ you have made mine a most glorious day!~°o your words are welcome, dearest cousin, and your questions are quite puzzling indeed... i will give it thought, you can trust me on th@, but i must ask one back to you!~°o why ever would it m@ter? :•> glub honk honk!~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< o°~teeheehee~°o
:o) 'The Sin of Badras' is a seminal work of the six hundred and twenty fifth Grand Highblood, Poteni Pikoli :o) It tells the story of Badras, a penitent highblood sinner who is charged with greatest heresy and his struggles to win back the trust and love of his Family. :o) He is given several trials to complete by the Church, which culminate in the hardest and most brutal of all. :o) He must slay his lowblood lover. :o) The play calls for the actual lowblood playing the role of Johana to be culled live on stage. It's very emotional and visceral. :o) @handMaid and I took up the call to put on a performance of our own! Here we are in the final moment, where Badras cradles the body of his matesprit in his arms, and wonders whether it was all worth it. :o) He in the end decides, of course, that it was. There's no lowbloods in the Carnival, after all. In the end, he'll have his Family or he'll have nobody.
o°~teeheehee~°o truly a beautiful play with a most delightful ending!~°o oh i wish my inevitable end would come with such a magnificent display of faith!~°o :•> #violence o°~teeheehee~°o
⚇ Colors 40:9 ⚇ "Paint, my kin. Art is pious and holy but more than anything its important to leave signs. What you gon' have in a million sweeps when you likely gone on to the Carnival, what you gon' leave behind? Actions, deeds and paint. Paint a mural, prove you was here. Cement your existence through your artistry and proclaim your eternal voice. 'I was here! I was clown! I was FAMILY!'." ⚇ #Clownposting #Scripture #MirthfulChittr ⚇
o°~teeheehee~°o preach louder dear cousin!~°o invoke the most glorious of whoops and cheers!~°o know th@ i truly appreci@e your words, dear cousin, and know th@ i am glad you are here!~°o glub honk honk!~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
hIlArItIEs 13:24 “nOt All whO wAndEr ArE lOst, ExcEpt fOr thAt bItch hE’s gOt nO clUE whErE hIs Ass Is” #scrIptUrE
o°~teeheehee~°o hoohoohoo haahaahaa teeheehee!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
“GL*B”: TAṴGHT NEVER TO SAY THIS ṴNTENABLE SWEAR BṴT HERE ON CHITTR PEOPLE PASS IT AROṴND LIKE HOT POTATO
o°~teeheehee~°o glub honk honk!~°o :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
BRṴISING: YOṴ CRṴISING FOR ONE AT FEARSOME SPEED DOṴBLE DIPPING SWEARS LIKE THAT
o°~teeheehee~°o glub honk glub honk!~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
mAnIc Am I jUst bEIng mAnIc? I Am wOrrIEd I jUst, mAdE A tErrIblE mIstAkE mAybE I cAn tUrn bAck nOw mAybE thEy wIll fOrgIvE mE whAt If thEy dO nOt
o°~teeheehee~°o i would strongly advise you turn back, dear cousin :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
I... ApOlOgIzE cOUsIn I jUst, hAvE thIngs I mUst dO Im sUrE thE mEssIAhs wIll fOrgIvE mE
o°~teeheehee~°o may the messiahs guide you home when you inevitably realize you are lost :•> glub honk honk |-|~[]~|\|~|< o°~teeheehee~°o
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ thi2 One’2 been rOlling arOund in my pan fOreeeeeever. REVELRIE2 57:34 - 37 “mithra a2ked her 2i2ter2 a 2imple que2tiOn: what i2 the meaning Of a laugh? ‘tO bring jOy’ 2aid 2i2ter declan. mithra 2hOOk her head. ‘TO RELI2H IN ENTROPY’ cried 2i2ter jublee. mirtha 2hOOk her head again. ‘i knOw.’ 2aid the third and wi2e2t 2i2ter whOm we call jinxed ‘tO remind u2 Of Our purpO2e. THE MIRTHFUL ME22IAH2 IGNITED THE FIRE IN OUR 2OUL2.’ ‘2ewed Our vOcal cOrd2 frOm cOttOn candy and 2ealed them in a tOmb Of fle2h n’ hue tO bring abOut their curtain call.’ ‘thi2 an2wer 2eemed tO plea2e mithra whO prOceeded tO rejOice and 2ing in the 2acred tOne2” #viOlence #bOdy-hOrrOr #clurch #2cripture #mirthfulpO2ting ○ ● ○
o°~teeheehee~°o oh most glorious!~°o how wonderful it is to see the good word posted so gleefully!~°o thank you dearest cousin for this magnificent addition to this site!~°o :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ BLOOD 49:27 "rai2e yOur vOice2, lift them On high. fOr Our little baabea2t, whO2e blOOd i2 Oh 2O 2weet, let her ichOr be Our 2alvatiOn and an Offering tO thO2e mirthful twO. LET OUR KNIVE2 CARVE HER FLE2H AND PULL THE PIGMENT FROM HER VEIN2. drink my 2i2ter2. and drink deep." #viOlence #n2fwe #cannabali2m #clurch #mirthfulpO2ting #2cripture ○ ● ○
o°~teeheehee~°o preach, dearest cousin!~°o let us indulge both in prayer for those most mirthful above and in sweet, sweet ichor!~°o glub honk honk!~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
"dr🖋️nk All The Water 🖋️n The Pool." - H🖋️lar🖋️t🖋️es 6:9 #scr🖋️pture
o°~teeheehee~°o oh, i am quite fond of this verse hoohoohoo haahaahaa teeheehee!~°o glub honk!~°o :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
> who up glubb1ng 1t #glubpo2t1ng <
o°~teeheehee~°o glub honk glub honk!~°o :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
GLUB!!!
o°~teeheehee~°o glub honk honk!~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
I hAvE bEgUn my trAnslAtIOn Of thE bOOk Of zEntrI! wE shAll sEE hOw sUch gOEs And If thE lAymAn (nOt mEAnt nEgAtIvEly) Is IntErEstEd In sUch clUrchly tExt wOUld yOU All AlsO lIkE my pErsOnAl thOUghts In bEtwEEn? #scrIptUrE
o°~teeheehee~°o oh yes absolutely!~°o your own words hold value to the faith as well, dearest cousin!~°o share your interpret@ions with us, dear cousin, for you may reach yet higher standing and notoriety amongst your most glorious and mirthful peers!~°o :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
I wAs thInkIng, sIncE I Am rEstrIctEd nOw tO thE cOffErs Of A hOspItAl rOOm UntIl thE mEdIcUllEr sIgns Off fOr my rElEAsE (my bUrns hAvE mOstly hEAlEd nOw!), thAt pErhAps I shOUld dO A chIttr scrIptUrE lEssOn! Or, EssEntIAlly, trAnscrIbIng wIth cItAtIOns fOr thOsE UnknOwIng Of thE hOly tExts AspEcts Of A lArgE swAthE Of clOwn scrIptUrE rAthEr thAn jUst A smAll bIt. OnE Of thE EAsIEr OnEs tO dO sO fOr bEIng thE trIAls And trIbUlAtIOns Of sAInt zEntrI thE UnfOrtUnAtE A mOrE AccEssIblE bIt Of scrIptUrE As hIs trIAls ArE qUItE cOmEdIc In nAtUrE, A trUE bUmblIng clOwn thE mEssIAhs sAw fIt tO mEss wIth In EvEry mEAnIng Of thE wOrd :) If thErE Is IntErEst dO lEt mE knOw! EvEn fOr thOsE nOnrElIgIOUs hErE, I thInk It mIght bE A nIcE trEAt #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUIlchIttr
o°~teeheehee~°o a truly wonderful idea to spread the glorious words of the messiahs and one i will gladly @tend!~°o i do wish for your swift recovery and release from your current st@e of captivity as well, so do rest well and remain mirthful evermore, my blessed cousin!~°o :•> o°~teeheehee~°o