TRYCKS TREATS
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INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE DEFENSE/PROSECUTION/PLAINTIFF! * she/it/he/sev/star * legislacerator * gamblignant * absolute freak for troll magic: the gathering sincerely, Trycks Treats / Filigree Hallowen
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc87caf06c80.png
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! it took you 13 minutes to succumb to the curse. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7234dea6c633.png
You Should Never Judge A Duel|st For The Monster They Become Dur|ng Mahjong. |ts S|mply The Nature Of The Beast.
\\__It_is_the_middle_of_the_night_and_I_am_up_and_down_from_sleep And_I_do_like_Mahjong!_It_is_fun_to_play_once_in_awhile~__\\
READING ONTO THE RECORD! while the dash is on the subject of strife specibii, i thought it would be a good time to mention that my own weapon of choice is the axe. my strife deck contains a not insignificant variety, practical for different occasions (the h&axes have never let me down), though my favorite is of course the engraved battleaxe that frankly resembles the Aspect of Melinœ version of the Moonstone Axe from Hadeis 2.
A F|ne Cho|ce, | Expected Noth|ng Less From A Fellow Duel|st.
CROSS EXAMINATION! why is it so easy to qualify for hearsay exception 803(21). i mean seriously. "this guy said the defendant was cool & likeable so let's just get that right on the record, yup that's admissible as hell, by the time you're crossing on it the jury will have already internalized it as fact" is a statement cooked up by DERANGED people (& me, but i usually have a more clever workaround for *MY* hearsay exceptions) #law
RESPONSE ON THOSE GROUNDS! actually my witness *DOES* fulfill 702(b) & 702(c) haha they were totally just, uh, kidding about that learned it in a dream stuff. We went over this in witness coaching to say literally anything else Your Highblood i'm being so serious #law
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i personally am unmoved by the plight of my alternate selves, mostly. they simply don't count.
point of order: "mostly"... no one is immune to my despair-inducing rhetoric 🤙
OBJECTION! I COULD HAVE BEEN REFERRING TO THE BEFORUS ONE. HAVE YOU SEEN HOW SAD HE IS. IT'S SO EMBARRASSING
FWD: "MY TUMMY HURTS"! some trolls i know should invest in a stockpile of tums #vagueposting
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i'm not casteist: some of my best friends aren't teal
READING ONTO THE RECORD! the Subyuggulador Francisk Bay Area is beautiful this time of night. the fog is coming.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! ...Feenix Wright is canonically good at poker ᴹ:)
MUTTERING ONTO THE RECORD! sure, sure, auditerrorizers, *that's* what i needed to deal with this wipe, why the *fuck* not
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! thank you, casper, for volunteering to help
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! this one is for [cz]: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69461b252333.png
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! it's, er, been a minute since i wrote something. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fdbffe53dce0.png
READING ONTO THE RECORD! this question comes from [cz], @algorithmCarnage on here: FWD: "HOWS[SIC] THE DOGFATHER ANYWAYS"! hey, that's actually a nice question ᴹ:) DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! he's doing just fine! The Dogfather & i are actually having dinner together tolight (flat wavy glutenshapes, grubpaste, & cheese), you're welcome to come over if you don't mind hearing me describe the events of one card game for the better part of an hour. he has even more opinions about that sort of thing than i do POINT OF ORDER! people i haven't known half my life can ask me questions, too: https://forms.gle/JyT7oFKo4wKzYdy8A
Th|s Seems L|ke A Very Proper Way To Converse Over D|nner.
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! https://forms.gle/9qLXaV8gt9EZwt1j9
READING ONTO THE RECORD! it's actually okay to pinpoint the exact location of someone's hive if they annoy you. it's actually fine to send them the head of a hoofbeast as a threat. #violence #gore #inspirational
I Am Going To Find You And Scuff Your Shoes. #threat
RESPONSE ON THOSE GROUNDS! see, i pay someone to shine my shoes every once in a while, because i have class. please upgrade your caliber of threat
All You Have Are Scuffed Shoes And A Lack Of Whimsy. I Would Repeat My Post At You, But You Are Not Even Worth The Effort It Would Take To / Locate / A Boar- Much Less The Effort It Would Take To Behead One.
OBJECTION! lack of whimsy??? *lack* of *whimsy*? i, Trycks Fucking Treats, you think *i* lack whimsy, just because i follow my lusus' traditions in terms of leaving severed beasts' heads places instead of only joking about it.
Ironic As It Is, Your Whimsy Levels Are / Critically / Low, I Can Sense It On You. For Shame.
(Trycks Treats LACKS WHIMSY? ✕! ✕✕✕!! I mean, come ON! Filigree Hallowen? The WHIMSY comes prepackaged in Honormonikery Alone! (CROWD ASSENT!) (CROWD WOW!))
READING ONTO THE RECORD! just quintupled my money at @leviathanLedger's poker night! CONFER WITH CO(?)-COUNSEL! thanks for a good game.
There Was A Poker N|ght And |, Ptolmy Kanast, The Count Of Cards, Was Unaware?
READING ONTO THE RECORD! some jurors act like culling is such a big deal
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! legislacerator-client privilege applies, you'll have to ask after working hours
SIDEBAR OUTSIDE EARSHOT OF THE JURY! nothing sadder than someone who doesn't "even argue anymore". rhetoric is valuable for its own sake. #vaguechitt
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! some guy who can't spell Hallowen
READING ONTO THE RECORD! everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. their distraction is your advantage
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a6f1856e3322.png
