TRYCKS TREATS
@glitteringAcuity
INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE DEFENSE/PROSECUTION/PLAINTIFF! * she/it/he/sev/star * legislacerator * gamblignant * absolute freak for troll magic: the gathering sincerely, Trycks Treats / Filigree Hallowen
READING ONTO THE RECORD! Opposing counsel never seems to underst& how lucky they are to be alive
⚇ Funny. ⚇ I was 'boutta 'boutta 'boutta say the same God damn shit. ⚇
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! i should probably do another photoshoot soon. using the same three pictures for all my billboards feels a little tacky (your regular reminder that these photos i use were taken by @whetherNet who is a joy to work with)
POINT OF ORDER! do you see how The Dogfather's face is in this one, albeit grossly out of scale
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! business card in pinned.
hey just the troll i kIndA mAybE nEEd to sEE right now! do yOU know if tAgorA's AlivE. and if not. do yOU want a new clIEnt
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! he's alive. for now. but also more busy than anyone has ever been, which is a damn shame... also yes
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/chowdonut.png ]
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! Well. listen me & him can work out the finer details there. as long as you can afford two legislacerators you can have two legislacerators
cOOl i hAvEn't bEEn pAyIng him. the frAUd's bEEn pAyIn for it. shit, he's bEEn pAyIng me hAhA. AnywAy nIcE dOIn bUsinEss with ya.
Lik£, amazing!!!!<> Lik£, looks lik£, so good. ;)
READING ONTO THE RECORD! maybe, in the far-off future, i might go a full wipe without my friend [cz] telling me to cull myself.
POINT OF ORDER! is it problematic that i have twice as many followers as my matesprit?
RE: YOUR TREAT(S)! (CROWD AWWW!) (CROWD SNAPPING THEIR STUMPS) (I SHOULD'VE COME ↑ WITH THAT FIRST (⒈st)!)
POINT OF ORDER! woah hey it's a little early in the relationship for pailing
*DIRECT* EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! about a wipe & a half ago ᴹ:) it's been really nice
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i've made it to 200 followers... it's good to be famous. MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ff68fed7053.png
SIDEBAR OUTSIDE EARSHOT OF THE JURY! i've been having weird dreams lately. i keep finding myself in a strange, purple city, a maze of towering spires & dark alleyways... it's populated entirely by creatures that are a little shorter than most trolls, with chitin like the night sky.
I KNEW YOU WERE A DERSE DREAMER! (CROWD WOW!) (CROWD CHEER!)
READING ONTO THE RECORD! one of the most underrated words in the Alternian language is "amortization". just a very pleasant collection of sounds
INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE PLAINTIFF! I'm the luckiest troll alive.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i'm teal for a tautological reason.
Keeping it Real with Teal since they keep it Real.
DISCLAIMER! i'm not saying i CONDONE the evil professor from Legally Bronze,
isnt the evil profess|| a misogynist i dont remember(watching(it));
CROSS EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! HE ALSO RUNS A BILLION DOLLAR LAW FIRM
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! okay whoever left the conspiracy board of me in the unused conference room by mistake has apparently shifted focus????? why do they care about my friend [cz]??? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/73ee7a0a559c.png
POINT OF ORDER! @algorithmCarnage
They're still working on a wavelength we just can't reach.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! why "be true" to "thine own self"? that just happens. instead you should be true to a substantially more financially successful version of "thine own self". get it together trolliam shakespeare
i dont think(you should(try(to be the mafia you)));
OBJ- SIDEB- READING ONTO THE RECORD! YEAH MAN I FUCKING GUESS NOT.
SIDEBAR OUTSIDE EARSHOT OF THE JURY! i just don't know how i'll know when i've earned the Friend of Chchow badge...
You shall know when you have spilled bllood in her name.
POINT OF ORDER! WAIT THAT'S EASY I CAN GET THAT DONE LIKE TOLIGHT
Go, my student. And kill for very llittlle reason at all
OBJECTION! ...i don't see you sporting the badge in question, actually. i have no problem with wanton violence for very little reason but VOIR DIRE! how are you fulfilling the prongs of 702(b-d) here. what are the facts or data, the gold-st&ard-in-your-field principles & methods, & the explicit assertion that the latter were applied RELIABLY to the former!!!
I am 500 sweeps olld. What??? I do not have the badge due to the fact that I do not llike asking for badges. It pllucks at my high-strung nerves.
OBJECTION! under Imperial Rule of Evidence 401 evidence is only admitted if such evidence makes the fact in question more or less probable; it is my assertion now that being 500 sweeps old does not meaningfully preclude the defendant from knowing how to read, thus not actually making the fact in question more or less probably. furthermore i object under rule 404(a)(1), evidence of a person's character trait (i.e. "being old") is inadmissible to determine a person acted in accordance with that trait (i.e. "was confused"). finally, i also object under rule 601, which is to say witnesses must be competent to testify; if the defendant truly can't follow the train of logic (regardless of alleged senility) they must step down from the st&.
DISCLAIMER! SORRY I DON'T ACTUALLY. HM. I believe you are friends with Chchow & would like to be friends with you also
xx_WHAT!!!_ZOMG_TRYCKS_YUO_COULD_ASK_4_IT_NOW_IF_YUO_WANT_x))_I_LUV_SEEING_YUO_IN_MY_NOTIFS!_xx
SIDEBAR! okay my non law post for all the plebians is that more movies should take place in & around Subyuggulador Francisk instead of Los Diablos & Hollywud
READING ONTO THE RECORD! my friend zwitzz said i should post more often. i said, yeah, probably, give me a second & i'm sure i could come up with a good joke about law, that's my best work, that's where i'm wittiest. & then he said that i should post something else, because he doesn't get my law jokes. & then i said that was a skill issue & he said "cull(yourself);" & then the remainder of our conversation was unproductive
POINT OF ORDER! also i can quote him as long as i'm being disparaging in doing so because of 801(d)(2); statements made by a party opponent are inherently not hearsay. furthermore they are still admissible under other potential objections opposing counsel could make if they were morons; it is not substantially more prejudicial than probative, it meets the extremely low bar for relevance, & it's like probably not character evidence
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i like that your quirk makes disagreement look like emphasis
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i propose we just do away with the whole idea of alternate selves. no more. if you make a chittr account in one timeline the site is blocked off for you in every other timeline
| Th|nk | Can Agree W|th That, | Feel As Though No One Des|res To F|nd Out What My Altern|an Counterpart Would Be L|ke.
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/21efc036510a.jpg
RE: EVERYONE SHOULD TELL ME THEIR FAVORITE THING ABOUT ME [...] & DO IRREPARABLE THINGS TO MY EGO! i am also doing a vanity thread.
OBJECTION! YOU DON'T GET TO RESPOND. MOTION TO STRIKE OFFENDING TESTIMONY FROM THE RECORD.
Your£ lik£, th£ cool£st and lik£, th£ b£st troll lik£, £V£R!!!!!<>
Literally really cool, funny as hell, and objectively you have the best quirk I've ever seen.
SIDEBAR OUTSIDE EARSHOT OF THE JURY! of course, the one day i sleep over at my old friends' hive, i wake up the next night & the water has been shut off to the ablution block. as far as i can tell it's not even Zwitzz & Aletha's FAULT either
/| I Have A Hair Appointment At Midnight. Do I Cull Myself. |\
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! i mean i'm sure the hair care people will be underst&ing but that sucks regardless