SIDEBAR OUTSIDE EARSHOT OF THE JURY! sometimes it's your own co-counsel that doesn't know how to make an objection to save their life. or to enter an exhibit into evidence. or PRACTICE LAW
POINT OF ORDER! i'm not firing my intern because he's going to die very soon if he keeps this shit up
THE KINDS OF LOWLY FUCKS THAT I SEE IN THE COURTHOUSES ON DIVIDEND WOULD MAKE THE MOTHERGRUB WEEP. I'M DRAFTING UP REFORMS AS WE SPEAK SO IT'S GOOD TO SEE THAT THERE'S AT LEAST SOMEONE LEFT ON CHITTR WHO SEEMS TO ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT DUE PROCESS AND THE SANCTITY OF THE COURTHOUSE. I KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS SHIT THAN I EVER THOUGHT FUCKING POSSIBLE THANKS TO THE MIND EMPRESS.
RE: DUE PROCESS & THE SANCTITY OF THE COURTHOUSE! ehhh
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CROSS(?) EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! i care a lot about the proceedings of a trial & everything being done properly according to procedure. but i am in it for the love of the game & also for the money
WELL OF COURSE. WE'RE TROLLS, NOT PHILANTHROPISTS. WHAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOOD AT YOUR JOB- I DIDN'T MEAN THAT I'M EXPECTING CHARITY FROM LEGISLACERATORS OR SOME KIND OF CARE FOR THE TRIAL ITSELF BEYOND WHAT IT SERVES YOU. DO YOUR JOB, DO IT WELL. THAT'S ALL THAT CONCERNS ME. I'LL ONLY TAKE ISSUE WHEN A LACK OF COMPETENCE IS DISPLAYED WHICH, FROM A CURSORY GLANCE AT YOUR PROFILE, IS CLEARLY NOT THE CASE.
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! hey, if you need someone to do my job & do it well, i know a guy who can make it happen ᴹ:)
TCH. AS SOON AS THIS TRANSPORTALIZER TECHNOLOGY IS WORKED OUT, FEEL FREE TO SUBMIT YOUR APPLICATION DIRECTLY TO MY OFFICE. IF NOTHING ELSE I'D RESPECT THE FUCKING GUMPTION.