TRYCKS TREATS
@glitteringAcuity
INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE DEFENSE/PROSECUTION/PLAINTIFF! * she/it/he/sev/star * legislacerator * gamblignant * absolute freak for troll magic: the gathering sincerely, Trycks Treats / Filigree Hallowen
Hungry in my tummy.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! hmm i wonder if there's a solution to this. Guess we'll never know.
xx_say_somefing_nice_abt_yuorself_NAOW!!!!!!_xx
INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE PLAINTIFF! i'm really, really fucking good at troll magic: the gathering.
ADDENDUM! i am also incredibly attractive & very talented at rhetoric. i'm also smart as hell & my poetry is fantastic
sOOOO, dOES ANYONE WANT TO TALK UHM, ABOUT COLLECTING CARDS, }:) i REALLY ONLY COLLECT POCKET MONSTER CARDS CAUSE I THINK THEY'RE SUPERRRRR COOL BUT I'D LIKE TO BRANCH OUT SOMEDAY, tO UH, cOLLECT MORE, oH, i ALSO COLLECT FLARP MODULE AND EXPANSION BOOKS, gOT A FEW GOOD ONES, #cOLLECTOR
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! I LOVE COLLECTING CARDS though my poison of choice is #tmtg
POINT OF ORDER! if you'd *like* to get into it sometime, my DMs are very open!
We need to ★t hunting ↓ and Biting Mosquitoes for REVENGE.
I'm not biting mosquitos for you man
POINT OF ORDER! who else would you bite mosquitoes for
I dont have strife specibi. I just dont. doesnt stop me from using weapons as I see fit though.
Yes, Trycks? What's confusing you about this
CROSS EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! i just think committing to one specibi is more fun is all
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc87caf06c80.png
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! it took you 13 minutes to succumb to the curse. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7234dea6c633.png
xx_whgy_do_thos_packaged_chocolate_donutz_that_kinda_taste_liek_plastic_taste_so_feaking_good_xx
xx_they_made_plastic_taste_yumy_xx
READING ONTO THE RECORD! this is how i feel about most varieties of taffy.
xx_YES_YEAH_YES_YUO_GET_IT_xx
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! i'd like to think that i - Trycks Treats - "get" most things about sweets
Sigh. They're talking to Reptar, aren't they
@themanintheCairoovercoat
HELLO, LITTLE JESTER.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! #otp
I always know which Kanaya is mine. If I ever lose track, I could just check the shape of their fangs against the shape of the suspiciously fang-shaped marks left on my body.
POINT OF ORDER! is the implication then that the different versions of your matesprit (whose mouths you are getting as close to as your actual matesprit's) have differently shaped fangs? is that a thing that's affected by timelines?
( If it's really funny it shouldn't be illegal. Tbh. )<
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you get arrested for something really illegal & need someone to argue exactly this in court, i know a guy who can make it happen
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸t's been too long the www.ebsite demographic changed WWW.HO ARE YOU PEOPLE??? @∆@"
INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE PLAINTIFF! *i've* been here the *whole* time
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Have you ever dreamed of be.ing trapped in a game showww. www.hich you can't escape and you're alwww.ays tortured 🤤🤤🤤
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! no, i usually dream about playing troll magic: the gathering. besides, i would definitely be the host
The clouds of Skaia told me you were a basic bitch and would be one in perpetuity. Yeah, I know. Fucked up, but they haven't lied to me yet.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! of all the things i've never been... basic is on that list.
Every time I get an inkling of what the other me has been through, I develop another ulcer.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i'm going to imagine you going to the mediculler about this
Trycks my tummy hurts.
RESPONSE ON THOSE GROUNDS! if you'd like to talk about your feelings my DMs are open if you'd like to complain about your tummy i'm going to pretend i don't see it
You're a good friend
OBJECTION!
INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE DEFENSE! i'm an okay friend.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i personally am unmoved by the plight of my alternate selves, mostly. they simply don't count.
point of order: "mostly"... no one is immune to my despair-inducing rhetoric 🤙
OBJECTION! I COULD HAVE BEEN REFERRING TO THE BEFORUS ONE. HAVE YOU SEEN HOW SAD HE IS. IT'S SO EMBARRASSING