TRYCKS TREATS
@glitteringAcuity
OPENING STATEMENT! to whom it may concern: * she/it/he/sev/star * legislacerator * gamblignant * absolute freak for troll magic: the gathering sincerely, Trycks Treats / Filigree Hallowen
ooc this was the prototype for trycks when i was coming up with his design LMAO https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/797973229897252918/1489908312920297502/Screenshot_20260404-014315.Files_by_Google.png?ex=69d220be&is=69d0cf3e&hm=4c28766225a2c7181d6abd5514e39674c09428e17abe42128623347b2699ea61& which then became https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/797973229897252918/1489907496809136229/Screenshot_20260404-013958.Files_by_Google.png?ex=69d21ffc&is=69d0ce7c&hm=0d523dc9ba25e25b09d1e883b1ba66289b792b5c2b399a7f0b1ee3224701ebeb& which then became. well. this. (finalized design and commissioned a friend to illustrate it) and anyways looking back on it feels strangely like looking at baby pictures
actual baby trycks: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889372862597697576/1489909690262487152/Screenshot_20260404-014841.ibisPaint_X.png?ex=69d22207&is=69d0d087&hm=a6674f8348c37c8432bfd9a40155a40ed033f897cc2da054982af86cd2fa3766&
POINT OF ORDER! ive always found it very amusing when we have limiting instructions for the jury. as ive never been a juror i have no idea what the exhibits look like when they get to them but there's something deeply amusing about picturing a printed-out screenshot of a trollian conversation and about half the messages have "DON'T USE THIS ST@TEMENT FOR THE TRUTH OF THE M@TTER @SSERTED" or something along those lines. have i ever mentioned how much i love hearsay exceptions
RE: HEARSAY EXCEPTIONS! obviously if it's an exhibit that got in via a hearsay exception it can be used for the truth of the matter asserted. but you know what i mean
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POINT OF ORDER! "best" is a little presumptuous
【 What do you mean an astronomical legislacerator's fee like this was not in the advertising budget? 】
POINT OF ORDER! astronomical legislacerator's fees should ALWAYS be in EVERY budget #soundadvice
THE VISIONS TERRIBLE AND MIGHTY REALITY FRACTURES AND THE WORLD TREMBLES VIOLENT WITH THE UNDERSTANDING THAT THIS IS WRONG THIS IS ALL WRONG ALL WRONG ALL WRONG ALL WRONG A THOUSAND THOUSAND LIVES ANTITHESIS TO THEMSELVES AND THE BLOOD REBELS THE BLOOD REBELS THE BLOOD REBELS THE BLOOD REBELS
RE: THE WORLD TREMBLES VIOLENT! so true 🔥
Gor3gl3 how to wr4ngl3 unruly 1nt3rns
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! i've always found a menacing comment about their future career does wonders, but you really have to take an orangeroot-and-branch aproach
hands up if people forget you are canonically a massive nerd
POINT OF ORDER! i don't think that anyone has ever forgotten that i'm a nerd
,..,if i run you over its not my fault kay? the playlist was just 2 good,..,
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you find yourself in legal trouble relating to a smash-and-scamper, or vehicular trollslaughter, i know a guy who can help you out
That time. Sleep means less time spent with significant .o°thers f.o°r th.o°se .o°f y.o°u t.o°o. sentimental f.o°r .o°ther arguments t.o° sway
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! ive been trying the no-sleep hack lately but its pretty difficult lol what is the most caffeinated flavor you carry and what is the largest bulk order you will ship to my hive
I think f.o°r where y.o°u are at in y.o°ur j.o°urney I w.o°uld recc.o°emdnmending Bawls and as f.o°r size if y.o°u have the m.o°ney I can be making it w.o°rking
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! i'll wire the caegars to your account immediately
if u a reel one say ayoooo
RE: REEL ONE! ayoooo
D --> No one liked the selfie in my pinned post/avatar so I'm tempted to force it upon you all again until I am given the proper attention
POINT OF ORDER! likes appear on the original, not the pinned reason. unclear why
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DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! i think the first one is incredibly fetching but i would suggest folding the collar down
lookin 4 applicants 2 b my husband so we cna get diborced #milfjoruney
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! when you're ready for a divorce attorney i know a guy who can help out
Am I allowed at #eridanweek if I don't know who Eridan is and do not care.
POINT OF ORDER! no one can ban you i'm sure but also there is no point in attending
<3-Okay-so-apparently-I'm-banned-from-the-caves-because-"You-can't-give-grubs-motorcycles-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-they'd-die"-but-I-think-it's-because-they're-afraid-of-the-grubs-being-cooler-than-them.
@pitilessDispatch
<3-No-he-worries-about-people-taking-the-grubs,-I-was-attempting-to-give-to-the-grubs.-Different-department.
POINT OF ORDER! you could not *pay* me to go to #eridanweek i am being so serious
It will be a w.o°nderful netw.o°rking .o°pp.o°rtunity I am g.o°ing t.o° be there t.o° sell s.o°da
↘️why.↘️ ↗️I AM SEEING SOME NETWORKING OPPORTUNITIES AND ALSO SOME POTENTIAL FOR INVESTMENTS.↗️ ↘️this seems literally up your alley as someone who "strictly accepts payment in caegars".↘️
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! i hope you have fun and make a lot of profit! make sure you get a bulk printing of your business cards ahead of time
DIRECT(?) EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! yes it is saying quite a lot there are very few things i could not be paid to get involved with. however my network is well-established by this point and i can afford to prioritize my dignity in this regard. a privilege i'm sure you'll understand someday
Thinking Of Making A Trollian Chat For Fans Of Tmtg...
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! please do!!!