TRYCKS TREATS
@glitteringAcuity
INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE DEFENSE/PROSECUTION/PLAINTIFF! * she/it/he/sev/star * legislacerator * gamblignant * absolute freak for troll magic: the gathering sincerely, Trycks Treats / Filigree Hallowen
READING ONTO THE RECORD! all my haters become negotiators when they face my hostage situation of success #business #law
GOD, I WISH WE HAD MORE WEIRD FUCKS LIKE YOU ON DIVIDEND.
SIDEBAR! are you a peacehammer 40k character?
HELL FUCKING NO. HIT UP SOLLUX IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT GAMES FOR GIRLS.
POINT OF ORDER! games for nonbinaries.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! incidentally my retainer fees are very reasonable
MY IMPLICATION WAS THAT YOU WERE PLAYING SOMETHING NOT FOR YOU. DO YOU THINK I DON'T READ BIOS FOR PRONOUNS? I'M A DICTATOR, NOT A MONSTER.
RESPONSE ON THOSE GROUNDS! okay that's fair i don't really fuck with 40k DIRECT EXAMINATION! do you play any trading card games
⚇ Goin' from Mafia shtick to law? ⚇ Now Messiahs strike me if I'm wrong. ⚇ But that shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. ⚇ Funniest shit a clown ever did hear. ⚇
POINT OF ORDER! there's more overlap than you'd think between the two fields. read a book, chucklefuck
⚇ I read plenty. ⚇ Or did you all up and forget the whole Schoolfeeder of Scripture shit. ⚇ The only thing keeping me from Titling is my age. ⚇
READING ONTO THE RECORD! "scripture" is not a book
⚇ It's more a book than yo' ass could ever get to readin'. ⚇ Honestly ain't convinced you can. ⚇ You sure you ain't using TTS to read my shit out, lil' ad homienem? ⚇ Make sure to use one wit' a sexy voice, okay? ⚇
RESPONSE ON THOSE GROUNDS! SHUT THE FUCK UP if i used TTS you would be assigned the fucking driest voice possible. like a documentary narrator. the contrast between that & the incoherent hoofbeastshit you're spewing would be the closest you've ever been to being funny
POINT OF ORDER! also i'm prolific on both badreads & stochasticterrorgraph & they don't hang out fucking jurisceration doctorates to people who can't READ your assertion is a FARCE
⚇ Two messages? All for me? ⚇ You shouldn't have. ⚇ Also don't get so testy! ⚇ I thought maybe they'd made a special exception for you since they pitied yo' cullbait ass so bad. ⚇ Maybe you got a secret moirail on staff? ⚇ One that isn't the like like motherfucker, that is. ⚇ You strike me as the type to get low with a lil' infideliterror if it gets you ahead in yo' career! ⚇ HA HA HA HA HOINK ⚇
OBJECTION! Don't talk like that about Corvoe, man.
⚇ I ain't makin' any kinda comment on Corvoe. ⚇ This is about *you*. ⚇ I fw Corvoe heavy ⚇
POINT OF ORDER! well, i wouldn't do that to them. anyways INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE PROSECUTION! in what world would i *not* be really into legislaceration legitimately. memorizing the precise wording of different statutes & rulings, finding loopholes to exploit, passionately monologuing to the jury, occasionally culling some asshole on the other team for no real reason, etc., how is that not exactly my niche. this is my SHIT fair & square
Now Listening: Hell To Your Doorstep Performed by Thomas Borchert for The Count of Monte Cristo. https://youtu.be/mHDE_P4mAzA?si=6H3Dy3sCX9QzIS71
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! classy ᴹ:)
⧃ Say it with me. "Many yoghurt males don't know why they're special." "We have a unique set of tastes that set us apart within the social hierarchy." "In many ways, we are the most interesting and attractive type of man." "I decide which flavors of yoghurt are objectively best." "All yoghurt is simply mine for the taking." "I have no friends. And that gives me strength. More time for yoghurt." "I am banned from every grocery store within one hundred miles of my hive." "Imperial contractors use my bone cells to develop weapons and armor." @gratuitousAnnuity
POINT OF ORDER! what the fuck are you on about?
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POINT OF ORDER! i'd recommend @goombaGooselikely for most goon-based needs on this platform. of the many henchmen & goons i've worked with in my time, these two are simply some of the best
((Obligatory Pinned Post Breaking down the character. Warning for Substance and violence on this account.)) Your name is SHRADI TROZIN. Your interests include criticizing chick flicks, debate, and hang-gliding. You have very quick reflexes and startle easily which makes you ANGRY when it happens. Your lusus was a giant hissbeast/slitherfang that constantly leapt out at you from hiding places to keep you on your toes. You hate PRANKS and distrust CLOWNS and their stupid fake religion. You have a slight drinking problem that you're working on. Your kismesis was a blueblood that constantly got on you for not being more respectful of Highbloods and the hemospectrum hierarchy. They died Heroically saving your life. You hate them still for that, and are now cagey about quadrants. You act like you have no interest in a matesprit but secretly really do want a flushed and pale quadrant filled. In game you are a Knight of Rage and your planet is the Land of Chutes and Ladders. The consorts are yellow iguanas and your denizen is Dionysus. Your strife specibus is Hammerkind. Your kernelsprite prototyped your stuffed lusus and a jack in the box, thus making SpringSnakesprite. You hate it. Now that the Game is Finished and your other sessionmates have helped construct a new universe, you have found access to this strange version of Chittr. WHAT WILL YOU DO? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bf967d38f3d8.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f3b079c1f505.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8b96ad3e2e1f.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3fedeb478986.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5ebe4a4ad998.png
// LAND OF CHUTES AND LADDERS IS SO FUCKING GOOD BTW
infinite timelines infinite p/)ssibilities but 4 s/)me reas/)n i was in the timeline where s/)me/)ne just dmed me my hive address /)n chittr.ing
POINT OF ORDER! first time?
Alternia is NOT a good Entry Planet for someone (⒈) just getting into Being Alive.
tell me a8out it. fuck
What do you know about Omegaverse?
POINT OF ORDER! ??
#tAVROStUESDAY, lET'S GO, lET US HEAR IT IF YOU ARE, a #tAVhEAD!!!!!!!!
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i have decided to count myself among the esteemed #tavheads, so all the rest may trust that they are in good company
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PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! should you experience discrimination or harassment related to your upcoming transition, particularly in the workplace, i know a guy who can turn that into straight-up paydirt
DISCLAIMER! ...or drag, sure
☆ >> In my dream last night, sollux cap2r was in yugioh
POINT OF ORDER! why not in troll magic: the gathering