♦ pitied by @glitteringAcuity
T• that fucker wh• left a 1 star review •n my casin• i spent all my life savings •n, i will find y•ur fucking hive and burn it d•wn and n• •ne will miss y•u
nno
Can't even have a sense of friendly rivalry without being put on blast, apparently.
- He's so... ARISTOCRATIC #EridanWeek #ConflictedFeelingsOnEridan
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ How do the lot of you grapple with the idea of paradox space? I know it comes easy for a good chunk of ‘y… but i find it hard to not think about it. So many different worlds out there… don’t know what’s worse, the concept there’s another me out there or there isn’t one at all. ]
↗️IT IS ALWAYS "MY BOSS IS NAGGING ME" AND "MY BOSS HAS INSTIGATED A MANUAL ORDER FOR CORPORAL PUNISHMENT AGAINST ME FOR MY TRANSGRESSIONS IN THE OFFICE" AND NEVER "I TOTALLY DESERVE IT" OR "I HAD IT COMING".↗️
"g3t 1nt3rns" th3y s41d. "th3y m4k3 l1f3 34s13r" th3y s41d. Th3y d1d not s4y th4t som3 1nt3rns 4r3 l1k3 4 v3ry sm4rt grub 4nd n33d const4nt 3nt3rt41nm3nt or th3y w1ll d3stroy th1ngs.
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! >:] H4H4H4H4H4. 1 H4T3 TH1S D4Y.
4pp4r3ntly 1 4m not 4llow3d to f1r3 th3 1nt3rns ov3r pr4nks on 4pr1l fools d4y, du3 to th3 cultur4l 1mport4nc3 of th3m on such 4 d4y. W1th th4t b31ng s41d, w3lcom3 b4ck 1nt3rn St3v3n.
↘️a demotion would literally make my night.↘️ ↗️I CAN ONLY DROOL AT THE NOTION THAT THEY WILL STRIP ME OF MY TITLE AND STILL FORCE ME TO DO ALL OF MY USUAL LABORS.↗️ ↘️maybe with a pay cut.↘️ ↗️FANTASTIC.↗️
is¶today¶some¶sort¶of¶highblood¶holiday¶why¶are¶all¶my¶clients¶saying¶they¶cant¶pay¶me
The Chittr economy is in shambles. #Recession - MC Oleana
Th3 m3n4c1ng comm3nt rout3 do3s not s33m to b3 3ff3ct1v3 4g41nst wh4t3v3r h4s poss3ss3d th3m tod4y. Th3 off1c3 1s full of jok3s 4nd j4p3s th1s 1s h1ghly unprof3ss1on4l.
How D:o you stop your matesprit from orD:ering like 12 :Cheese pizzas? #quaD:rants
imean . hello everyine this is timmy. meemaw gamgam has died badly . please send her money and.send rum
↗️WHEN I LOOK AT MY CHEQUE AND CASH IT FOR A STOUT ZERO ADDED TO MY ACCOUNT, I SMILE AND KNOW IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT.↗️
↘️this is literally not a difficult achievement.↘️
I apologize for my last post, I was in an unclear state of mind when I wrote it. For posterity's sake I will leave it up, but rest assured that I am alright. I merely need some sleep, I think.
I have incessant thoughts about letting an organic tear me apart if it meant gratification. I'm understimulated.
Th3 1nt3rns k33p s3tt1ng up w4t3r b4lloons 4bov3 th3 doors. Wh4t 1s go1ng on h3r3
wWw tl;dr i'm not a lowblood fetizzhizer and i didn't pail with my moirail thezze allegationzz lack any evidence to prove otherwizze wWw
hands up if people forget you are canonically a massive nerd
also moirail won'tt cuddle in gun piles witth me iff tthe guns are loaded sooooo
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Fuc-u fkcing. fuhirg. hgh. Sh- shot ,me. #violence ]
4ugh. 1 4m st1ll mourn1ng.
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D --> Sure I'll do that again it is always fun D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/30fe49613914.png
<3-I-need-to-like,-make-a-list-of-the-bars-I'm-not-allowed-at-anymore.
#Eridanweek sucks I'm going home.
/======================================\ || Lost another intern in the babel || || wing of the #Maze. || || || || What a waste of yarn. || || || || || \======================================/
⚡i zwear to god if i have to hear one more highblood make a ztupid cuzp joke im going to LITERALLY blow a gazket. JUZT TAKE YOUR COFFEE AND GO.⚡
▲i bet if i just disappeared one day it would take people a week to notice and i think that means i've done pretty good▼
up to criminal activity right now :D!
↗️USING THE SAME VERBIAGE AS YOU ON ACCIDENT IS PURELY NAUSEATING.↗️ ↘️please wait for me to reply to posts before also commenting under them, so we avoid using the same language.↘️
Do all human games crash this much? #newvegas Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
losing feeling in my legs, , , #tiedtheropetootight #nsfw
it su<ks to be the type of person who bites people for fun but having flat ass rusty teeth #lifeisunfair
1f only 1 could have my own med1culler pract1ce. do you understand how many 1deas 1 have but cant 1mplement bc you have to be blue toned to be 1ndependent
It sEEms bEIng tOO nErvOUs cAn cAUsE dIffIcUlty In AttEmptIng A scryIng rItUAl hOw UnfOrtUnAtE, I nEEd thE rItUAl tO hElp mE cAlm dOwn, bUt I nEEd tO cAlm dOwn frO thE rItUAl tO prOpErly wOrk. qUItE A prEdIcAmEnt...
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Is it mė? Am I thė Butch? :Dc
i cant watch that gay hockey show because there isnt even a jockstrap locker room scene. literally how can you have a gay sports media without a palpably homoerotic jockstrap locker room scene where theyre practically *millimeters* away from having passionate sweaty gay sex over the bench like come onnnn #nsfw
theyre going go flatten me with a steamroller make my ass flat stanley flying out the window like a mcdonalds napkin #bars
Hi- uh- I’m Maya, UH- I THINK- I might like- like girls- a little- I don’t know maybe I could talk to some people? I bench 320lbs, I’m 6’2, uh, I like cats and movies and health. https://file.garden/YyaZPdX23DJlLNw8/Mayam%20.jpg
Cȯuld I alsȯ bė #yuri..?
I don’t know what girls LIKE or how to TALK to them or anything- god what if they all think I’m ugly ohmygod
. it takes time to adjust to a new environment .. it is okay to feel unwelcomed in some places, even if they seem friendly ... it is troll instinct to detect danger in any new area .... do not feel invalid for believing youll get hurt in safe spaces ..
I Am UnsUrE If wE ArE spEAkIng Of thE sAmE cArd sEt...
https://i.ibb.co/9mR34djz/image.png I'm enduring lesbophobia as we speak.
߷ - tHERE'S A LOT OF THINGS THAT YOU ALL SAY ON HERE THAT i HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT, wHAT'S A yURI? wHAT IS #ERIDANWEEK? wHY DOES A BABY CHICKEN HAVE A LAW DEGREE? sO MANY QUESTIONS,,, SO FEW ANSWERS,
whO wOUld hAvE thOUght ArchIvAl wOrk nOw And thEn cOUld bE sO tAxxIng And tEchnOlOgy drIvEn! EvEn AncIEnt tExts rEqUIrE tEchnOlOgIcAl EqUIpmEnt fOr scAnnIng And rEcOrd kEEpIng. gOOdnEss, I wIsh I wAs A tAd bEttEr At It
Hoo hoo.
↘️they have given me a stress ball at work which i immediately burst,↘️ ↗️MAKING MY PALM WET, STICKY, AND TOTALLY RUINED,↗️ ↘️not because i was stressed, but because i was so offended they thought i needed some kind of crutch to vent my emotional subordination that i had to eliminate it entirely.↘️ ↗️GROSS.↗️
i don'T have a girl nor am i getting my ass out of this chair for some unspecified loungeplank. who'S owned now huh?
Furthermore Im Not Sure What #splop Could Possibly Mean Either
EVERYONES BETRAYING ME TODAY #Judas
↘️they are mad at me for dumping my extra cooking oil down the office pipes.↘️
anybody going 95 dowwwwn the highwwwway right nowwww? just lost a 3k count docummmment therefore setting mmmme back four hours and ruining mmmmy life forever
EVERY CUBIC INCH OF MY THINK PAN IS SCREAMING. GOOD GOD. PLEASE, JUST MAKE IT FUCKING STOP.
AFTER MY ARREST, NOT ONLY WAS I FORCED INTO THIS MASSIVELY STUPID HANDCUFFS FOR THE REST OF MY PITIABLE LIFE. BUT MY HIVE WAS REPOSSESSED BY THE BEFORAN STATE AND TURNED INTO THE MOST CONTEMPTIBLE THING YOU COULD CONSTRUCT ON ANY PLANET: A FUCKING COMBINATION FLAVOR DISK KILN AND CRAFT BREWERY.
RE$T IN PEACE MY LU$U$, THEY GOT HIT BY A BAZOOKA. #KABOOM HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/AREFO$MD7C6GGBTB/IMG_7500.GIF
•ᴥ- realistically, i would be a beta. mentally, i'll be an omega. #suggestive #nsfw -ᴥ•
more trolls shouuuld check ouuut huuuman artIsts and especIally Ed Sheeran!! he Is truuuly the gem of great BrItaIn and the legend when Im goIng to vIsIt the earth(whIch I wIll!) Im goIng to vIsIt the great brItaIn fIrst 🩷 https://fIle.garden/ZyakuuuQItADlYXy_T/sheeran.png
>([it plagues me 2 say it but t#e neig#boring liege lords fields look lowkey lus# n abound wit# grain meanw#ile my c#ud ass field is goin fallow on god some serfs goin #ungry t#is season]
its soooooo annoying to see hot people and you have no idea what to say! losing my game
im trying to 2t3al 2om3 mcnugg3t2 but th3 clap of my a22ch33k2 k33p2 al3rting th3 und3rpaid 23rvic3 work3r2 at troll mcdonald2
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♯ok are they ♯staring at me or merely ♯looking at me the same way you ♯glance at a ♯stranger on the street can they ♯see who i really am or can they only ♯see what everyone else ♯perceives can they ♯look at me & ♯feel the ♯weight of something & can they ♯determine is it ♯mine or is it ♯theirown
10010001000101100110010011001001111>I WANT TO REMIND YOU THAT I AM A TROLL WHO IS NOT AN IMPERIAL DRONE IT HURTS MY FEELINGS WHEN YOU CALL ME ONE. ALL OF MY FUTURE FRIENDS NEED TO ANSWER A QUESTION BECAUSE I'M CURIOUS ABOUT MY FUTURE FRIENDS. DO YOU TRUST THE EMPIRE?
How do we edit posts? Need to fix some typos Update:sometimes all you gotta do is using your eyes
Anyone know some good resteraunts for cheap that are open late. Your girl has cravings for something to suppress my sadness of losing another contract
:33< *ac leans against a wall all cool and nonchalant* heyy uh any daves purrhaps wanna go s33 a movie together or something? *her tail twitches nervously*
[|||] it's not weird to think about how big my friend's bulge is right???
i think if i was a human boy i would have dark hair kept at my shoulders with piercing eyes but i usually keep them down and avoid people because im very nervous being a transfer student to the college im going to until one day i bump into a large human boy on campus he stops a football from hitting me by catching it hes very sweaty because he was playing and he looks at me and he says “you good?” and i just nod and from there we start growing closer and i start going to his games and he invites me to his dorm and i meet his girlfriend and his other friends and one time he invites me over but theres no one else there so im a bit nervous and he lays in his bed on his palmhusk scrolling with one arm above his head he has a tank top on and i sit awkwardly at the end of the bed silently until he starts showing me unfunny photos but i smile anyways because they seem to make him laugh and thats enough for me and when its time for me to leave he tosses me a hoodie because it got chilly outside so i say “thanks” and start walking going over every second of the hang out in my head and thinking about his girlfriend and then thinking about his smile and i lock myself in my dorm room and pathetically press my face into his hoodie while i take the edge off like a sweaty loser freak before looking down at the mess i made on my hand and letting apathy win instead of crying about it before taking a shower and sitting down in the tub to let the water run over me from above like rain (tags: im not quite sure actually, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
i cannt bother to thinnk of sommethinng adequately depraved i just wannnna get railed, mmann #nnsfw
Maybe I Should Stop Trying To Be Funny And Start Trying To Idk Interact With Other Trolls
//idk guys I feel like maybe I need an alt that isn't just my own stream of consciousness on chittr? I try to avoid posting ooc since this is basically just a trollsona but yeah. I worry I'm not really contributing. #ooc
Of courrse rresignation is a burreaucrratic nightmarre I'm beginning to rrecall why i was a counterrculturre goblin, I fucking hate the law actually,
First Hollywood agent to employ extraterrestrial (arguably interdimensional) life and yet these FUCKS at the academy won't give me an Emmy
↗️I WILL LITERALLY NEVER TAKE A NIGHT OFF.↗️ ↘️please don't even insinuate that under my posts that is disgusting.↘️ ↗️I AM DOING MY DELEGATED TASKS AND ALLOWING MYSELF TO FACE NO MORE SHAME EVER.↗️
Okay. So. Doing digging. Alien social media, with human presence. This is huge news. Never heard of 'trolls' before. At least second contact is going better than the first. No one will believe me, but this is exciting!
🜂 | Don't undermine people's success stories. don't participate in idea theft. and don't hog the sprawllight if you ever have an underperformer working for you, wiggle it over their heads. interrogarotte them. put the fear of double death in them. and then put them on a performance impreavement plan immediately. 🜂 | You should succeed on your own merits. or quit immediately and explanationlessly for fear of competition. this is what sets the weak aside from the financially gifted and talented. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #ByteHODLR 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
white man t.o°uched my p.o°st and it made me feel viscerallly unc.o°mf.o°rtable f.o°r reas.o°ns I cann.o°t .o°rdain
[IN CONFIDENCE] Previous manager was culled tonight. Naturally, the winner has taken their place. She does not know what my role entails, nor what my team does. I am wary about shifting priorities.
↗️WORKSQUARE NEIGHBOR SAYS MY DANDRUFF IS OBSCENE, COMPLAINS.↗️ ↘️now he is complaining about me eating my beanslurry at my desk.↘️ ↗️I CAN HAVE NOTHING.↗️ ↘️i don't even deserve it.↘️
✦ I'm trying to come up with a pun about colors but I'm drawing a blank.
Sometimes I remember the fates of so many trolls out there, and it makes me unbelievably #sad that not everyone can make it to #JeevikWeek.... 8-( #TicketsOnSale
alm0st g0t the full spectrum 0f em0ti0n 0n that last p0st i didnt kn0w it was p0ssible f0r a br0 t0 pity a burger with n0 h0ney mustard (⌐□_□) th0ugh im n0t sure h0w y0ud mediate a burger with n0 h0ney mustard (⌐□_□) maybe taking bites 0f 0ne while tw0 pe0ple argue 0ver it (⌐□_□)
it turns 0ut smuppets and i have a l0t in c0mm0n.
↘️delete this.↘️
↗️#SELFIESUNDAY↗️ ↘️i took this under my desk.↘️ ↗️THIS IS WHAT A TRUE MAN ON THE JOB LOOKS LIKE.↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1c75f6cb31d6.png
✦ It's like everyone is talking about a thing that doesn't even exist and I'm the only one that can't see it.
D --> Hm, you guys did not care for that one I guess
↗️THEN WHY WOULD YOU EVEN RESPOND, THIS POST IS CLEARLY NOT ABOUT YOU.↗️ ↘️this is serious.↘️
eatin a burger with n0 h0ney mustard eatin a burger wth n0 h0ney mustard eating a burger with n0 h0ney mustard eatin a burger with n0 (⌐□_□)
hello everyone, i massively over slept after an exhausting night. i hope kasane teto and our children are doing ok!
↗️I AM SEEKING LEGAL CONSULTATION FROM ANY SOCIALLY PREDISPOSED TEALS WHO WISH TO ACCEPT BONDS AS PAYMENT.↗️ ↘️someone is editing my images to be unflattering in a smear campaign and i would like to see them either eradicated or corporally punished with some kind of blunt, intrusive object of my choosing.↘️
Y.o°u d.o° n.o°t need t.o° .o°ffer me a disc.o°unt f.o°r y.o°ur services .o°n acc.o°unt .o°f .o°ur rapp.o°rt I respect the business hustle t.o°o. much and als.o° I w.o°uld n.o°t recipri.o°cate I d.o° n.o°t d.o° disc.o°unts friendwise
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ This cupcake I had just fuckin.. squirted on me? Why is it so wet. ]
[IN CONFIDENCE] Yellowblood asshole won't give me permissions to update the Metadata term set. Need to investigate cull-and-replace options.
I am not making enough money. This single dollar doesn't cover shit.
↘️i don't even know what a twelve star man is.↘️
[UNCLASSIFIED] No music playing in the office. May as well end it all now.
OF COURSE ALL THE SHIT THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE ME WEAR IS STILL GOING TO BE *GOD DAMN GREEN*. GENUINELY, AM I STUPID OR SOMETHING?
ANYWAYS, FOR MY TWELFTH PERIGEE'S LEAVING THIS SWEEP, MY *BIGGEST* WISH IS THAT I DO END UP APHYSXIATING ON THE CRUDE, COLORLESS GRUEL THEY SERVE HERE. CHOP CHOP, FOLKS. LET'S GET TO IT
BEING ON THIS WEBSITE IS SECOND TO BEFORAN STATE-SPONSORED TORTURE. READING LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT YOU SHAMBLING THRONG OF SOCIAL REJECTS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT LITERALLY GOD DAMN ANYTHING IS ABOUT AS PAINFUL AS HAVING A HIVE OF RIPPERWASPS SET LOOSE INSIDE OF MY ACHING NUGBONE. AND THAT'S PUTTING IT *NICELY*.
CHRIST, thank you! What was so hard about that?
A LOT OF FOLKS ARE WONDERING THIS. TRULY, WHAT THE FUCK *ARE* WE DOING HERE?
GODDAMN BITCH IS PITYING MY CHITS NOW. I may have to self immolate. Fuck. #vagueposting
Of Course When I Need Him The Most Sollux Is Not Around To Assist Me With My Pressing Technical Issues
Found an egg. Protecting this egg. I don't think it's fertilized. This is stupid. I should crush it. I won't do that.
last night i dreamt i made an unironic callout post on here...ooh better watch out or i'll expose you on my chittr dot com
haha the portal is making weird noises again i cant sleep hahaha
Regrettably Rise And Inevitably Grind
↘️complete wash. stupid.↘️
↗️WORLDE 1,744↗️ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜
Probably going to have to work double-time to get my reputation up, after spending a night with criminals.
sometimes i wonder if i am more meow than bark or more bark than meow and its getting to my pan >X3
how much do i have to pay fur that jason voorhees guy to murder me? >X3
Would be having a long talk with my lusus about hiberrnating spots this morrning but most of its vocalizations would be varrious hisses; grrowls; howls; and scrreeches; so it would be frruitless, Good morrning chittrr,
1 do not r3gr3t th4t 1m4g3 1 post3d, but 4lso 1 h4v3 r3c31v3d NO b1tch3s. 1 thought th1s w4s th3 k3y to r3c31v1ng b1tch3s. Th3 b1tch s1mul4tor.
↘️if i do exceptionally well with my reports, my great and enthralling and emotionally complex superiors will let me spear a little yogurt onto my flavor disc.↘️
The Brooding Caverns Are Closed Today Because The Mother Grub Got Nervous
i¶understand¶certain¶sacrifices¶must¶be¶made¶and¶my¶decisions¶could¶backfire¶on¶me¶but¶still¶to¶me¶it¶doesnt¶matter¶lowblood¶or¶highblood¶if¶there¶is¶a¶life¶its¶worth¶saving life¶it¶the¶most¶precious¶thing¶one¶can¶posess¶and¶taking¶it¶isnt¶something¶id¶do¶willingly #thoughts
Why is it so difficult to find reliable editors? Another three fired this week.
Sometimes I think about the way being liked works. Not romantic like. That's a whole other bag of worms and I don't have a horse in that particular stable right now, either. Not sure I should have one in it. At least not anytime soon. But just in general. People like you more when you're agreeable and a little bit stupid. When you're palatable. Strong personalities are polarizing because the people with them are usually strong in their convictions, or at least confident in what the concept of "them" looks like. Their Self. And this, obviously, isn't aided when you tend to be abrasive whether you mean to or not. The question becomes if it is better to be agreeable or better to be yourself, no matter who doesn't like it, and it seems like a cut-and-dry answer at first until you're standing in the middle of it where so many people you like or care about are put-off by You. Because You are something they don't want to see. Maybe it's because seeing You reminds them of something they don't like thinking about. Maybe it's because You make them remember that you're just as fucked up as they are. Maybe it's just that You as a concept are something they find distasteful. Or maybe I'm just losing my shit because I need to sleep and have spent several days melting my brain cramming video editing. Not the point. Some people are able to go through life without ever being bothered by it. A lot of people will say they don't care but they do, and they may hate that they do. And plenty of others let the whims of those outside them rule what they appear to be, regardless of what They are. Some people are chameleons. Transforming with no true concrete awareness of their Self, or maybe they do know at least some of what that Self looks like, but they know what happens when they're honest. Maybe I've just been squinting at my screen too long.
SIIIIIIIIIIIGH.
I have been sat at a table full of food without being able to eat all this time. I want to hate I want to love I want to bleed I want to mend. I have never be sated, I will change that. Ego sum ira Domini.
Wait, what? There's a TRIAL? What did I MISS?
OK, FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS. ARADIA, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, THEN I AM *SORRY* FOR THE PROPERTY DAMAGE TO YOUR HIVE AND COLLECTION. I GENUINELY, TRULY AM. IT IS A GODDAMN SHAME THAT THIS SYSTEM DEIGNS TO MAKE A NOOK-SCRATCHING FOOL OUT OF EVERYONE WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO HATCH INTO IT. EVER WONDER WHY WIGGLERS HATCH SCREAMING? THERE YOU FUCKING GO. MYSTERY SOLVED EVEN THOUGH THERE WASN'T A LIVING SOUL STUPID TO ASK FOR THAT. BUT I AM ***NOT*** POSING FOR YOU AGAIN! I AM DONE OWING YOU!!!
HOW ABSOLUTELY FUCKING *STELLAR*! DON'T YOU JUST THINK THAT'S FUCKING, STELLAR, GUARD THEY FORGOT TO POST BY MY CELL AGAIN? RIGHT!
Sometimes I don't want to submerge so I just tank the nightmares. Ego sum ira Domini.
d0n't w0rry ab0ut that.
Apparently To My Sister In Law I Am A Worthless Insignificant Irrelevant Pathetic Piece Of Software With No Emotions https://file.garden/achecwa0vhdp6du4/screenshot_20260329-034722.png #postpartumdepression
When people wonder why I'm the way I am, I need to remind them I spent 17 years alone where the only human alive was miles away and drunkily flirting with me half the time. Then they wonder a little less.
Do you ever get SO caught up in your thoughts that you stop breathing and for a second you think this is it I'm going to die, and when you're still alive you can't help but realize that being in such a fragile body is scary and dedication to the upkeep of that body is the only way to ensure you live for as long as you can and you don't have to confront what happens after LIFE.
// how the fuck do you know who i am
Back hurts. Shouldnt be allowed to happen to sprites.
do other people eat the ceral then the marshmellows in lucky charms or am i just autistic?
back from the pit; idk what all that was about. can't rly recommend the pit. but like u do u.
I Am Both Curious And Terrified That My Most Used Word On Chittr Might Be "hotdog"
One Of These Days I'll Learn Digital Art But Today Is Not That Day
Love Going On A Wiki Deep Dive About Humans But Holy Shit Some Of This I Cannot Unsee
:Can't believe my lowblooD: matesprit is :Chittr verifieD: anD: I'm not. #nsfw #quaD:rants
What kinD: of a worlD: D:o we live in where a seaD:weller :Can't engage in some light :Casteism? SMH.
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who was gonna tell me my text color was off thiis whole tiime
gud 4 u 4 havin a supportiv lusus!! i wish mine wuz lik dat! i get a lil envious but also am glad othr trolls dnt gotta deal wit dat bs so thx dogfather :)
Apparently in the modern day Butterfingers Solitaire has left the comedic zeitgeist and has "died" within the field of humorists. I do not think I will ever recover.
First of all: Your troll name does not work. Second of all: Stop believing everything the internet says and maybe look at the credits of the show.
s𖦹me𖦹ne 𖦹n this site has a pers𖦹nal vendetta against me ( #m𖦹revaguep𖦹sting )
c꥟mputer type in g꥟ldbl꥟꥟ds t꥟rn apart figuratively by larger w꥟man c꥟mputer thats n꥟t the search bar c꥟mputer st꥟p writing what i said c꥟mputer wait (#nsfw)
Oh I'm just itching to do somethin'. It's Saturday for chrissake I can't just while away the hours readin'!
I have a Doctorate in Physics, A Master in Advanced Nuclear Physics. a Master in Marine Biology, a Doctorate in Botany and a Master in Advanced Aeronautics Engineering...and yet The Job market is a Baren wasteland...
no ones been #weird about the dress today to my birdly face cause of my life hack known as #notleavingmyapartment since getting dressed
They call me Sick Strider. This is because I got sick.
Operation Window Brood is continuing with mixed results. I feel the correct dramatics but every time a car outside makes a right turn it hits the exact angle to completely blind me for a few seconds.
ok so it looks like whenever i shift on the e key it turns it into a 3. that's weird but what the fuck can i do.
:33 < Just died, good thing I have 8 life's left! :33333
Pinning this but hey this is my manifestation troll of early MSPARP. So yeah she's cringe as hell and very very very early 2000's scene kid. You should roleplay with her in comments and laugh your ass off at her cringeyness. Love wins.
just smacked my ankle with my sc00ter s0 hard im seeing stars br0s its 0ver f0r me im n0t makin it hive unless i crawl (⌐□_□)
How are those things connected? Ego sum ira Domini.
⚇ so many of you lowblood motherfuckers way too comfortable being nasty asses to highbloods. ⚇ LIKE WE CAN'T CULL YOUR ASS WHENEVER WE FUCKIN' PLEASE. ⚇ you think you's safe just cuz you're behind a screen? ⚇ THINK AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER. ⚇ i ain't even asking you to like a motherfucker. ⚇ i'm abrasive, devoted, purple. ⚇ i know thats some shit motherfuckers hate ⚇ but if you hatin' without provocation? ⚇ i think a motherfucker's just got anger in they heart and thats on you. ⚇
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I was just informed my favorite character in the show we’re watching ends up becoming part of the protagonist’s harem. #CullAllMen ]
↗️HOW COULD I FORGET.↗️
I can't breathe. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8f26f495d5da.PNG
Can someone eXplain why I just slipped and prostrated myself before the entire work floor due to the viscous substance coating every surface. Why is everything #OiledUp. If I wasn't getting paid #Overtime right now.... - MC Oleana
It's probably a good thing that a video game destroyed my home before I had the chance to get into organized crime. It looks... stupid.
↗️I'M NOT PATRONING THE SERVICES OF A SENIOR-GRADE RACKETEER.↗️
↗️THERE ARE TOO MANY SHIFTS AND POSITIONS FOR ME TO FILL. AND NOT ENOUGH HOURS IN THE NIGHT.↗️ ↘️i will do better in the future.↘️
Good morrning chittrr; my lusus is blocking the doorr out of my quarrterrs with its massive unwieldy frrame; any advice on rrelocating a warr mount without harrming it??
Been chasing a real nasty individual the papers have been calling the Cityside Clownfucker. Been leaving a real... interesting trail behind em. #nsfw
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> Xat fucking BIRD Xat I Hate <
What are you talking about? So far as I know I am beyond a hatchling. Ego sum ira Domini.
i!i fi!il i!it growi!ing i!in my skull, i!it doesn't stop, i!it won't stop unti!il i!it consumes mi!i. i!it hurts, i!it hurts, i!it hurts, i!it hurts-
Chittr does it mean anything if I like the dress more than any of the other clothes I own? Besides, of course, enjoying the convenience of carrying more blades on me. Ego sum ira Domini.
>--D=I=managed=to=find=a=pretty=shitty=camera=to=take=a=picture=of=the=entrance=to=my=mine=so=I've=set=it=as=my=banner=for=now=its=kind=of=embarrassing=but=there=it=is=and=for=those=wondering=the=yellow=glow=is=the=result=of=all=the=fumes=that=bubble=up=from=the=deeper=portions=of=the=mine=:D//<
HEYOOO hows it goin really there's no need for an introduction you all likely know who i am already heh
↗️YOU KNOW HOW THE OLD SAYING GOES.↗️ ↘️fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, my highly skilled team of tealbloods have begun to ruthlessly pursue legal action.↘️ ↗️FOOL ME THRICE, I TAKE MY LIFE-S.↗️
considering t+ey are lkterally t+e subjugation class for t+e empire no yourr pretty likely to be culled by one a friend of mine nearly was
2 bucks and a bottlecap that ii thought was a caegar take iit or leave iit
What a waste of perfectly good oil! Do you know how many 8lowholefiends I'll have to kill to replace it all?
⚇ if you could READ ⚇ YOU WOULD MOTHERFUCKING SEE ⚇ I DON'T GOT IT YET. ⚇ BECAUSE I'M DOING MY EXAMS. ⚇
↘️i have nothing left.↘️
im fucked up enoug+ i t+oug+t t+is was t+e same suit #substances
clowns nngh (tags: :o), #nsfw, archive rating: HONK)
I have neverr seen the cheif legislacerratorr morre disappointed,
↗️AGAIN, IT APPEARS THAT I HAVE FALLEN FOR ANOTHER RUG PULL OPERATION. IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO FIGURE OUT HOW THIS HAPPENED AGAIN, BUT IT APPEARS THAT EVEN MY LOANED CAEGARS HAVE BEEN CURTAILED FROM MY POCKETS WITH INVESTMENTS POORLY MADE.↗️ ↘️i should have seen this coming. the lash of my vastly stronger, much more capable- physically- than i, superiors has come not only verbally, but physically.↘️ ↗️IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO DELEGATE THEIR SHIFTS TO ME, I AM PROFICIENT IN WORD, AND GOREGLE SLIDES.↗️ ↘️i have nothing to return to.↘️
C.o°nsider if instead .o°f wanting t.o° be slippery y.o°u want actually n.o° I can't d.o° this in g.o°o.d c.o°nscience stick t.o° the .o°il y.o°u freaks d.o° n.o°t desecrate s.o°da like this
↗️I SOLD MY OIL SHARES YESTERDAY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN.↗️
So Jealous Of Those Of You Enjoying #substances On This Lovely Friday. The Denterrorizer Has Forbidden Me From Fun While I Recover ::(
♯FUCK
↘️my pen burst in my hand while i was calculating my losses and now i look like a scrub.↘️
- I can't rechitt this. Her Immperious Condescension follows mme... 😆
Take my hand! I can show you a better world! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d92c32d0d25f.png
iif someone iintends to harm me ii^m giiviing them my wallet and fuckiing off
likepanned business f.o°cused seri.o°us th.o°ught business acumen straight sh.o°o.ters synergism real talk .o°ptimiizati.o°n minded tr.o°lls like us surerly must be stiicking t.o°gether .o°r at least within eyesight .o°f .o°ne an.o°ther
↗️I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO INVEST IN RUMBLECOIN.↗️ ↘️my physically capable superiors just called me an idiot. but i have to put more boons into eridancoin and amporacoin↘️ ↗️THIS CAN'T BE ANOTHER PUMP AND DUMP SCHEME.↗️
↘️my portfolio is in shambles.↘️
[BEGIN CHIT] the w0rzt part ab0ut being c0nnected t0 the zhipz netw0rk iz that i am f0rced t0 zee everything the crew zearchez. there iz an unhinged am0unt 0f p0rn0graphy. #nzfw [END CHIT]
I need t0 st0p yearning 0r im g0nna start s0unding like eridan
TH3R3'S 4 STORM GO1NG ON SO 1 GU3SS TH3R3 GO MY PL4NS
vV Anyways! I'm very excited to be chatting with you all!! You don't know how suffocating it is talking to the same cloistermates everynight... This is a breath of fresh Alternian air for me! Vv
- PLEASE. All I've ever wanted was for the Emmpress to visit mme on an episode of "Secret Saboteur (Season MMMCDXIII, Continued Interplanetary Conquest and Bloodshed Part 42-1): Wherein the Emmpress, Her Immperious Condescension, Glory to Her Namme, Visits an Array of Trollian Businesses Throughout the Intergalactic Emmpire and Surprises Their Much-Adoring Proprietors With Her Patronage and Also Immperial Drones, Lots of Themm, Usually Rending The Property and All Within It Into Pathetic Multicolored Stains, Much to Everyone's Delight...)".
↘️my worksquare neighbor has filed a formal complaint with my superiors about my dandruff.↘️ ↗️WE ARE COOKED.↗️
- Maybe I need help. Maybe I need professional help.
↗️THE IDEA OF COUPLING WITH MY VASTLY MORE PHYSICALLY AND EMOTIONALLY CAPABLE SUPERIORS IS SO SORDID.↗️ ↘️my pale release is achieved by the strong and unwavering pats they give me upon my back.↘️ ↗️WHICH ARE SO STRONG THEY ALWAYS KNOCK LOOSE A LITTLE BIT OF PHEGLM.↗️
↘️not enough time for that.↘️
↗️I HAVE BEEN OFFERED COUNTLESS PROMOTIONS IN MY TIME.↗️ ↘️all denied.↘️ ↗️WHY?↗️ ↘️what is the most foundational part of any stepcase? when you look at a horizontal bar graph, what are your bulbs first drawn to?↘️ ↗️THE BOTTOM STEP.↗️
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ The railings in this building I was checking out were not up to code. #nsfw ]
...trying to decide what scent of cand𝓁e wou𝓁d best neutra𝓁ize the sme𝓁𝓁 of forma𝓁dehyde. my c𝓁othes reek of it and its giving me a panache.
JUST WHEN I THINK MY DAY CANNOT POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE, TAO3 (TROLL ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN, DUH) IS DOWN. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO READ SUPERBAT IN THESE CONDITIONS?????????
OKAY, VAGUECHITTING, MUCH?
↘️oh my god. barkbeastcoin was a rugpull.↘️ ↗️I LOST EVERYTHING.↗️
question for my wonderful purple bloods!!..would it be bad if i put face paint on my face?¿ >_o
i really like clown face paint and wanted to try out some designs i made on paper!!
mydaughter stopped in this morning. tried to tell old gamgam no more gambling.bitch
🜁ny🝎ne w🜁nn🜁 c🝎me 🝎🜄er 🜁nd cull this big bug th🜁ts like h🝎🜄ering inside my me🜁l bl🝎ck. Im re🜁lly hungry 🜁nd its g🝎nn🜁 sting me i think if i get 🜁ny cl🝎ser !! :CCCCCC
>AcK< i Was B0rn In+o A Life of Grime
I think highbloodz zhould bee more generouz. You're not uzing it, give it to me. No need to bee greedy, you're already ztockpiling and hoarding wealth az it iz.
Hm. Personally I feel unique enough from most people psychicaly, and see no need nor have any desire to be distinct within my typing style or the way I speak. Im sure some humans have their own typing quirks, ours just arent as clear as a trolls.
ive discovered that getting hate reactions on my posts is actually very satisfying. i used to be such an instigator. you all are going to end up reawakening that in me.
aw man. I wanted infinite pasta for my lusus. hes old enough to be into that.
((Too lazy to make him a pretty pinned post like others are. tldr, David will hate your chits if you call him Dave, he's 10ft long total, and is touchstarved but hates being touched. In a situationship with Karkat (@carcinoGeneticist#2942) while living with him. If you're weird with him he'll call you out on it ic and tell you to cut that shit out.))
3833 < Roxy adopted him as a Lalonde because he looked like a wet worm. >
if i have to watch my coworker suckinm up to the boss cause they thinmk shes cute for onme more seconmd im goinm to fuckinm lose it
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE WHAT IF SHE FOLLOWS YOU
#specificpostinm @flusteredchitinm has beenm thirstinm over our mutual boss for a full sweep anmd its fuckinm obnmoxious
anmother nmight anmother shift of puttinm up with my coworker anmd my boss flush flirtinm with each other
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CHITTR SHADY FACT #17 • “is anyone mad at me”
like this chit if you know who let the dogs out. who. who. who. who. who.
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alright this paintball thing is somehow more intense than actual gunfights ive been too. gotta find a place to hunker down until i can zap out.
sOmE fUckIng AssholE pAintEd a fAkE tUnnEl on a wall and i drOvE strAIght IntO it. god damn it man. just InconsideratE. i wreck on my own terms.
i used too woorrk foorr a grrub casinoo, they put me in a squeakbeast suit and i danced foorr them
me: *making sick beats* the 10% of me that's a dog: *flops on the floor* weh imm a puppy me: dude shut the fuck uo
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Day is absolutely stuffed with meetings. I'll see you all in approximately eight hours.
oh, really. i daresay i've never heard that one before. ^~^;;
I thought you were that chud, Caliborn for a zecond. I almozt hated.
s+e still +ates me doesn't s+e
╭────-·-ˋˏ-༻𖤓༺-ˎˊ·-────╮ in loving memory ╰────-·-ˋˏ-༻𖤓༺-ˎˊ·-────╯
°0 Another lowly serf got punctured by a spine of the Throne of Haema and had to be replaced. When are they going to send me guards that don't have the toxin resistance of a freshly hatched grub. #sigh (3-) 0°
shes crashin my fuckin chittr
Gguys I ddon't appreciate yyou all mmaking ffun of mme and sspreading llies in mmy ppost asking for advice~<
tthe rreaction update is cconfusing ssometimes, it ddoesn't always cchange colors wwhen I rreact sso if I rreact and unreact tto a ppost a bbunch I jjust ddon't kknow if I actually rreacted or nnot ssorry~<
#nsfw Gguys wwhat ddo yyou ddo wwhen your bbulge ggets bblavk spots? I ddon't kknow if it's ffrom tthe bburn or tthe ice ssack bbut it's pprobably one of those. Sshould I pput mmore ice on it?~<
okay now that i have your attention... petzz pleazze
Happy Tuesday.
At least clown scripture is interesting
W[][]y s[][]ould [][]ig[][]bloods get all t[][]e fun? All t[][]e colors at t[][]eir disposal? T[][]ere's plenty for everyone. :>
Yeah I’m not a fan of it either. I cannot believe there’s an evangelical fuckin troll on my feed I’m lowkey crashing out
what's the emotion where you kind of want to be something you're not? not in a "i dislike myself" way but more in a "man wouldn't it be super cool to be this right now" type of way.
WHHY THE FUKC IS THE HEIRESS LIKING() MY POST;;;
:+> [Can my thinkpan stop trying to fucking kill me this is like the 10th headache I've gotten this wice.]
stop caГГiNg me a giRГ i specified my geNdeR iN my Bio foR this matteR
Haven't posted in a bit. Now I'm wondering. Do you like the stick figure. Or should I use a pic of myself.
彡Hmpph… mayb3 im just not cut out for kism3sis.. im not a knif3.. im lik3.. a cut3 littl3 chirpb3ast.. i want to mak3 a n3st with anoth3r pr3tty chirpb3ast… who is v3ry nic3 to m3.. i lik3 b3ing dull mayb3.彡
finding One human hOt is an eXceptiOn but what dO i dO when i find a few hOt? is this nOrmal, chittr XO
is it appropriative to use troll terms? because i think scuttlebuggy is a very cute word and i would like to say it! if that wont get me weird looks, i mean
The spirit of comradery has already entered you, you just need to realize it and let it fill you completely.
not intentionally, bUt goodness gracioUs, every time i go oUt in anything less than high femme, there's at least one. ~_~;
I Can't Eat At Olive Lawnring Since The Incident. I Have Indulged In Endless Apps At Tgifrightdays, But Not In A Way That ReqUires Legal Counsel
pulling up to the function >>ith the clo>>n man i just met online a fe>> hours ago oh yessss im getting laid tonight hehehehekekekakakakek>>aheh #nsf>>
[IN CONFIDENCE] 7e/159 Goregash Thoroughfare Sournest Old Squawk Cluster 777595959
🎦 lightbulbs are kinda spicy these thangz smack bro
I have a theory that the m∞n is just a giant spotlight for a cosmic theater. And I’m worried that my performance is really 8oring.
man why does the batterwitch hate it when i win something like damn girl cant you be supportive of me and my little fang piercings jeez
I GET AKSED WHY IM THE WAY I AM AND ALL U NEED TO DO IS SPEND 20 MINUETS ONLINE FOR AN ANSWER
ROSE THIS IS YOUR FAULT https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1486863728598192250/1486914965636907158/image.png?ex=69c73cf9&is=69c5eb79&hm=d664bdc79e1669fd2d45468b7e4adea2395f813da45a9032c88ef4d48c8e5276&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1183&height=486
as someone w+o occasionally enjoys sas+imi i would like t+is twice if i could i will extend a like and a pity instead
[UNCLASSIFIED] Their false advertisements lead to a poor financial decision that would not have been made had the information on "infinite pasta" been transparent and honest.
[IN CONFIDENCE] My plans for a wipe's worth of nutrition were foiled.
GO AWAY
Some absolute assclown just wished death against me and my own kind. is that even allowed???
i got fucking ghosted by bro strider fuck my life lmaoooo
🎦 dont let this fool you im eating lightbulbs tomorrow
HELLO????
</3: Im Not Dangerous Dear!
ex 2iituatiion2hiip me22agiing me about a date 2he went on ii'm about to have a heart attack vro </3
Stop pitying my shits
I miss my wife.
</3: How Sad! I Am Sure You Would Quite Like Me If You Got To Know Me Darling!
haha hey everyone! kinda new here but Xcited to make some new friends X:)
> Messiahs grant me patience because if they grant me strength I’m going on a killing spree that nobody could stop.
of course casey loves playing necrobinder. i just wish she wouldn't throw a fit every time she can't force soul draw spam. i'm running out of consolatory bugs.
SUICIdE POSTPONEd SHE RESPONdEd httPs://i.imgur.com/Kuc7nHn.Png
D --> The %itement over pinning lead me astray
I would enjoy very much if there was a react exclusively for expressing disgust. It would be very useful on this platform. #dashwatching
s0metimes i miss the v0ices in my head and that's why i spend s0 much time 0n chittr.ing.
/| The Omniscuttlecoach Was So Loud When I Was Heading Back From Work Yesterday. You'd Think It Would Be Quieter Considering How Early In The Morning It Was. Almost Got A Nasty Sunburn Walking Back To My Hive. You Learn New Things Everyday :) Think Will Start Bringing An Umbrella To Work For When I Get Off Late. |\
1 H4V3 B33N ON TH1S W3BS1T3 FOR 4 TOT4L OF 17 GRU3L1NG M1NUT3S 4ND 1 4LR34DY F33L FUCK1NG S1CK TO MY STOM4CH
ah you knnow. mmy trannsgressionns catchinng up to mme
Sorry it is hard to text on account of sweating so much. Might need to go change my suit.
I sell multiple s.o°das kinds fr.o°m all brands. Y.o°ur ign.o°rance is embarrassing t.o° the b.o°th .o°f the us is it n.o°t yet?
On bed rest. Bad intel is a killer, usually. But the lucky schmuck lives to bleed on the suits.
as if i didn't have enough daddy issues. sheesh!
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0h y0u said BADGES. well 0k that's fine t00.
I Miss Titty Tuesday #nsfw
its totally normal to think about being the other gender semi often right?
John keeps telling me that Hamburger Helper is not a meal fit for a growing boy. If you ask me, it’s a meal fit for kings.
they need to make a way to post on this site that doesn't put me on the top of everyones dashboard immediately IF I SPEAK IM IN TROUBLEEE
Let the morning bring you the unfailing love of your friends and neighbors, for they surely trust and care for you as you do them.
My Matesprit Waited Three Fucking Days To Tell Me I Misspelled ‘qUintessential’ In My Trolltag Are You Kidding Me
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lowkey i feel like tony the tiger cooking crack right now #substance #iykyk
((chittr at work while having to send emails to ppl is dangerous af. i do NOT recommend, im so anxious im gonna send somebody the wrong thing))
Whats Happening Right Now Is Far Beyond My Comprehension That Ill Admit
Another important and yet apparently controversial note... NO. MORE. FONDANT. You went to the effort of baking, layering, frosting and assembling a cake. WHY would you cover it with an unpalatable layer of rubbery elephant skin? Say it with me. "We will not add inedible toppings to our desserts." Obviously if you are toothpicking paper dinosaurs onto Little Jimmy's birthday cupcakes, that is a different story. But if I see another cake studded with molar-shattering "edible" pearls, I am going to lose my marbles. And you dizzy people are going to scoop them all up and feed them to a bunch of adolescents, because that is how low you have allowed your confectionery bar to droop. But this is mostly about the fondant. If I attend your function and you make me peel my slice of cake like a chimp with a banana, I am going home.
i walk out here with aj in hand i just cracked this sucker open and stepped out onto my balcony to bask in the view of my many idols and sources of inspiration only to find out someone decided they wanted beef with me and took it out on my main man snoop now im out here barefoot in my goddamn bathrobe looking insane trying to find evidence
I Will Never Try To Be Ashen For Anyone Again
《 My muscle memory makes me wonder to the broken coffee machine at the courtblock, there's others sure but I don't want to climb back down to the entrance when I'm already up here.. you'd think they'd fix it. #law #coffeeissues 》
Cȯuld I bum ȯṅė??
|< at th€ courtblock but at what cost
remember: the Wi-Fi deadzone is more scared of you than you are of it. #affirmations
This board meeting is dragging on. Behead him already. #BusinessProfessionals #ThresherThursday - MC Oleana
One Of These Days I’ll Get A Better Pfp But Today Is Not That Day
Whats am ȯȯmf aṅd hȯw dȯ I acquirė it..
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An hour of my night just got wasted.
ladies like trauma right? pretty sure evweryone is after the broken ones anywvays. i can swving that angle, yeah
They call me,,, Loxias, its my name,
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Saw my ex. ]
NEVERMIND THE ZESTUM HAS. THE ZESTUM IS LOSING HIS PAN.
TROLLS OF CHITTR, ASKING FOR AN ACQUAINTANCE, HOW DOES ONE KNOW WHEN THEY'RE IN A PITCH RELATIONSHIP WITH ANOTHER? >:?
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zer~. i'm n~t interested in runnin a business, i just wanna wear the bunny suit.
i'm dyin and ~nly a kiss fr~m a h~t cl~wn can save me...
you never paid() me that 350 caegars from that tmtg game a sweep back;
I appreciate ho+w candid many o+f yo+u are. It is refreshing to+ be in a fo+rum where revo+lutio+naries are free to+ express the truth. Death to+ the Empire.
Ttoo mmany ppeople aare ssearching ffor rrumble sspheres tthe ssite is llagging~<
Isn't it strange ho+w the cruelest o+f circumstances create the fo+ndest affectio+ns?
No+bo+dy I kno+w likes my versio+n o+f Kankri. Everyo+ne I kno+w likes yo+ur versio+n o+f Kankri. Ho+w o+dd.
another day still not FAMOUS
don't bring up stuff from my youth; // you know i play(simic) now;;
UGH 1T'S COLD.
the best way to fit in is to put a whoooowe bunch of time into undewstanding the way othew peopwe wowk ... that way you awways know the wight thing to say awound the wight peopwe !!! it can take sweeps of agonizing effowt ..... but if it wowks you can achieve so many supew supew gweat things !!! X3
Does anyone know how to get sopor out of a dakimakura s/eeve? Somewhat urgent.
Any8ody know where a 8itch can cop a lighter out here? Mine's fucking dead, and I was JUST a8out to spark up. ::::( #su8stance
My mother dropped off protein powders aimed at gamers and headed out the door. What am I supposed to do with these?
https://i.postimg.cc/50hCwZz5/teenager-pointing-himself-irresolute-young-man-finger-isolated-white-background-34325108.webp
♯WORST ♯astralprojectiontrip ♯ever
im like ten seconds in on this bitch ♠nd you guys ♠re ♠LRE♠DY bl♠stin me with "liked this" ♠nd "pities this" ♠nd "medi♠te this" like wh♠t p♠rt of ONLY "H♠TE THIS" NOTIFS ♠RE V♠LID did u not underst♠nd i fuckin h♠te y♠ll
Real Love Is Still Being Your Matesprit Even Though You Kick My Ass Every Fucking Week
I Feel The Same Way. Final Fantasy Was Great But The Pizza Lands In Ttmnstmtgub Look Vile I Simply Cannot
I am no expert but I think love is getting into Troll Magi:C the Gathering out of pity for your matesprit. #relationships #tmtg #EsperForLife
The Troll Teenage Mutant Ninja Shellbeasts Set Has Not Been A Great Asset To #tmtg
What I Lack In Conventional Attractiveness I Make Up For In Being Super Fucking Bossy
WELCOME TO CHITTR EQUIUS! EVERYONE IS DESPERATE!!
alright problem solved 5 hate reacts and 5 likes and you'll get noods on main lmfao
Fun s.o°da fact: Burping is gr.o°ss but it's .o°kay if y.o°u d.o° it a little bit and c.o°ver y.o°ur m.o°uth it is just an.o°ther .o°ne .o°f th.o°se yucky things that pr.o°ves y.o°u are alive but c.o°ver y.o°ur m.o°uth st.o°p being gr.o°ss I d.o°n't want t.o° .o°utright ban burping at my stands but this is getting t.o° be t°o.o° much
People Think That Because I Am A Goldblood, I Must Be Smart. #breakingstereotypes #imdumbaf
wAIT OH GOD THE, eMPRESS IS ON HERE?? i MEAN, i GUESS IT DOES NOT, mATTER MUCH, aNYMORE BUT,,, tHAT IS STILL, kIND OF, iNTIMIDATING,,,
how come i aint chittr FAMOUS yet huh
...h★ve you ever l↑ked someone (l↑ke, l↑ke l↑ked. l↑ke, tot★l flushed qu★dr★nt) even though you know they'd never see you l↑ke th★t?
N.o°t s.o° much an .o°pti.o°n in many such cases n.o°t legal cases general cases I meaning f.o°r the self
>([i just slammed #myPenits in t#e car door #nsfw]
That Happened To Me A Sweep And A Half Ago
x.i♱s hard being ♱he a𐕣♱ernian an♱ichris♱ reborn in mor♱a𐕣 f𐕣esh.x x.i♱s hard and nobody unders♱ands.x
x.nobody bu♱ you ♱ro𐕣𐕣 gerard way.............. <3.x
I NEED TO BE ELBOWED IN THE FUCKING FACE, BREAK MY JAW, BREAK MY NOSE. FUCK ME UP. OH AND SWEET POST #NSFWE #KINK #BLACKROOM https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/7e/7f/3e/7e7f3e2cecf44a85c8d035fd9d47dc1f.jpg
[UNCLASSIFIED] Please stop hydrating the false flora. They are not thirsty. They are plastic.
it's true i was the lifesl0p.
=( I am less informed about mollusks. My integrity wills me to stick to what I know - beautiful, beautiful bugs. )
=( What in the world is happening. Someone is quad-reacting to every single one of my entries to this forum. My notifications are ringing off the hook. )
⤐I am n⊕t understanding the fuck y⊕u are ⊕n ab⊕ut.
yo the imperious condescension just hated my selfie what the fuck man
x.agains♱ my be♱♱er mo♱herfxcking judgmen♱ i have fina𐕣𐕣y arrived ♱o grace you mor♱a𐕣s wi♱h my presence now SHOWER ME IN GRA♱I♱UDE or E𐕣SE.x
sticky icky snake venom in my soda #substance
🤷♂️ my impressive p+ysique must be maintained some+ow w+at good is a weak jade
Oh Shit You're Good At The Game? Nvm I'll Scoop
not necessarily t+ere are alternative options like protein s+akes
t+e very same you +ave disparaged mountain spew if i must c+oose carbonation
Hell Yeah. My Orzhov Rainbow Drinkers Deck Thirsts For Blood.
True facts! It it all lies except M.o°untain Spew I guess but y.o°u d.o° n.o°t need any .o°f that either get int.o° a tall building and l°o.o°k .o°ut the wind.o°w .o°r start y.o°ur .o°wn business that d.o°es n.o°t required .o°ffices!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ A goldblood just ran up to me and said "You were created when a moid and a foid made lifeslop." before running away. ]
- Do you guys think mmy custodian would be proud of mme
let's try this again. 10 <3s and the sweater goes. promise you'll get a better look. https://file.garden/ZJTpgoaUL3bz8vfI/chittr/vriskafic8d.png
X I’ll pay someone 500 Caeger to bounce on my dick rn #nsfw x
castin spellss. curisjg u so u nvr get bitches (gender neutreal bc any1 can b a bitch. its clled beifn an asshole but in a coool way). (∩๏﹏๏)⊃━☆ﾟ.*
dont play with me buoy you know it
my poor eye balls.
You can give a troll bread and circuses, but only community can fulfill a person's life. All it takes is being a good neighbor, and from there, we flourish.
i'm n0t. p0int me t0 wh0ever it is y0u're perving 0n and i'll take 0ver #perving duty in y0ur h0n0r.
I Am Literally ~14-19 Sweeps Old This Is Too Much For An Adult To Keep Track Of
This Morning The Mother Grub Decided To Spew Forth Six Uninterrupted Feet Of Roosting Silk At Me
- YOUR MOIRAIL GETS A 0% AND YOUR MOIRAIL'S CUSTODIAN TOO!!! HATE!@!!!!!!
- Oh comme on!!!!! You didn't buy mmy services, you can't leave a rating!!!!!
A$KED THEM TO COLLAR ME LIKE A GOOD WOOFBEA$T AND THEY U$ED A $HOCK COLLAR #HELP #N$FW FEELING: ZAPPED O.O
i HOPE HE SNEAKS ONTO MY MONiTOR AGAiN AND SEES MY POSTS ABOUT HATiNG HiM
Hellx chittr user nexnatalCxnfidant!!! I knxw yxu said cavern-specific questixns but I was curixus abxut what hxbbies yxu have...??? Alsx IS IT TRUE THAT GRUB PASTE IS MADE XF WRIGGLERS......... Thank yxu fxr yxur time!!!
I didn’t say all that,
Living in hiding is a lot more depressing without a dominant olive or jadeblood partner who can say something and I won't have to be burdened with making decisions anymore. Like yes I don't care what time it is. I am yours now. Please take care of me. #nsfw
I don't even know what a pogchamp is but it sounds demeaning.
This caste is ruthless. *____
Cool. If I'm Not On Chittr This Time Tomorrow Then You'll Know What Happened
Checking In Real qUick: Is The Denterrorizer Allowed To Cull You If You Don't Floss?
- I owe you everythign Targora Gorjek
Empathy is the bread of life. Whoever embraces it will never go hungry, and whoever believes in it will never go thirsty.
As my Mother loved me, so too do I love you all. I am truly blessed, and now I pass these blessings on to you.
HUNGRY A$ FUCKKKKK RN. GUY$, NEVER BE BI$EXUAL. ALL I KNOW I$ EAT HOT CHIP AND LIE
You’re restrictin’ my freedom of expression.
I thxught it was sauce made frxm like rxachbeasts xr sxmething??? :((( I've had cxxked rxach befxre!!! Plenty xf arthrxpxds I've tried... I just didn't realize I've been eating... Wrigglers... It's sx cheap and easy that I just sxrt xf never thxught abxut it... :(((
First date idea: take you out to dinner and ramble about professional wrestling with such an intensity that, though insist "know it's not real" several times, makes it pretty clear that I do think it is in fact very real
Unfortunately the cat problem is taken care of... Sigh... I was a mother of 123 mewtated kitties for only a moment... #RIP #SadDayInAmerica
/| Co-workers That Have Worked Here Longer Than You But Still Make The Same Mistakes Over And Over Again. |\
Confronting fear is the destiny of a troll. Our destiny.
WAIT WAIT WAIT I HAVė Aṅ ACTUAL SUPėRṅATURAL CRėATURė Iṅ MY MėSSAGėS!? WAIT THIS IS HUGė- THIS THIS IS ėVėRYTHIṅG I HAVė ėVėR DRėAMėD ȯF- MY GȯG I I HAVė Tȯ KėėP IT CȯṅTAIṅėD
THERE'$ NO GUILLOTINE OUT THERE THAT COULD CUT OFF THE AMOUNT OF HEAD I WANNA GIVE YOU #N$FW #VAGUECHITTING
I was gonna platitude post again but I could deadass fuck up some grrubfrries rrn so I'm posting about that instead bc I'm hungrry,
Shoutout to chittrr forr being something to do while I'm waiting forr anything to happen everr, slightly less borred then is typical,
WHY'$ THE FLE$H LOWKEY HOTTER THAN THE MACHINE?
...it was suppȯsėd tȯ bė amusiṅg...
I WAS CLėARLY DėṅYIṅG IT!!!
I'vė... litėrally had ṅȯ rėasȯṅ tȯ. Yȯur matėsprit has rėcėivėd PLėṅTY ȯf thėm I assurė yȯu I was typiṅg up my iṅdividual ėpisȯdic rėviėws fȯr hėr tȯ rėad ȯṅ hėr ȯff timė bėfȯrė I was ablė tȯ shȯut thėm iṅtȯ thė vȯid hėrė!
you +ave never written me a well produced email
That is ȯṅly likė a FRACTIȯṅ ȯf wȯrk iṅ thė brȯadėr schėmė ȯf thiṅgs :/c
Yėa but.. its all abȯut that wȯrk lifė sėparatiȯṅ... Yȯu caṅ havė RėAL dėfiṅėd staṅcės ȯṅ thiṅgs. I assumėd bėiṅg a hypȯcritė was yȯur daily practicė...
Bėiṅg hypȯcritical is silly!! Hȯw will aṅyȯṅė truly kṅȯw yȯur staṅcė ȯṅ a subjėct if yȯu'rė ṅȯt passiȯṅatėly dėfėṅdiṅg ėvėr bit ȯf it!?
Do Skydwellers actually Exist or have i been Bamboozled this entire time
> 1nterest1ng. n0 1dea 1f 1've p1ssed pe0ple 0ff, 1've certa1nly n0t tr1ed t0 :(
7rus7 me on 7his: No quadran7 equals no problems. 7his is 7he secre7 7o success in life.
Tips ȯṅ fiṅdiṅg a suitablė matėsprit? I fėėl likė Im always fumbliṅg! #iṅėxpėriėṅcėd #quadpȯstiṅg
/| I Wish My Co-waiterroresses Cared As Much About The Presentation Of Our Thermull Hold Drinks As I Did. Ugh. |\
wh4t 1s 1t gonn4 t4k3 for 4 grl to g3t som3 grub 4rnd h3r3??? 1'm so fck1n hungry 1 could l1t3r4lly 34t 4 hoofb34st 1n 30 s3condz.
《 I second this and will look into it myself if needed. 》
|< a cas€ for anyon€ willing to inv€stigat€. th€ fourth floor coff€€ machin€ didnt just br€ak. it was brok€n. murd€r. |< it would s€€m as if som€on€ stuff€d pi€s all ov€r th€ back of th€ machin€, clogging compl€t€ly th€ v€ntilation syst€m of th€ machin€. |< th€y suffocat€d th€ coff€€ provid€r. with pi€s. |< it do€s not bl€€d but for th€ wast€d coff€€ and th€ drops of cr€am. |< i d€mand justic€, a culprit must b€ found #murd€r #law
i like your thinking but i don't quite think you're there? you may be thinking too practically and less theoretically
out here stumping bad bitches with my riddles #philosopher #conundrum
|< i wont post a pictur€ of m€ just y€t. but to mak€ up for it, hav€ this pictur€ i had around of my favourit€ troll l€gislac€rator https://i.imgur.com/kgaqph8.png
Consider yourself: asked!
It, Is my job, I'm talking about my job,
I think I should rrequest to be sent on a harrderr case afterr I'm done with this one; its just 1 grrey rrock and minorr fugitive afterr anotherr, It could do me good to hunt down a rreal active crriminal and not just some guy who committed one offense and dashed; maybe even look forr a case wherre the culprrit is still unknown?? #law
There is a seri.o°us lack .o°f seri.o°us business and a ridicul.o°us .o°verabundance .o°f ridicul.o°us hijinks .o°n here it is a shame really the p.o°tential that is l.o°st here
《 Just had a strife with some pompous teal over some case notes and evidence transfer, waste of time and blood over such an easily negotiable thing. Talk about putting yourself on a high horse... (I won with a nasty uppercut btw!) #strife #law #tealblooddrama 》
|< i am iftola pr€fi€ and i €ndors€ this adv€rtis€m€nt
《 A lot of my mind right now, it's like my desk. Cluttered with case notes and tears. #law #relatable maybe? 》
Bleh. Quad talk. #☕
|< what do you m€an th€ humans call it "m€tal g€ar solid" that's a stupid nam€
|< i am quit€ fond of attack dron€ in solid stat€ 2
|< mainly th€ juggalommand€r mod€
Quintuple texting a man you aren’t sure cares if you live or die >>>>>>
|< f€€ling cut€. might upload a pictur€ lat€r in th€ w€€k.
|< th€ positions for quadrants ar€ curr€ntly op€n for proposals. int€r€st€d parti€s shall r€ply to this post or contact m€ p€rsonally with th€ir d€tails, quadrant of proposal and a l€gal bri€f €xplaining th€ir cas€.
|< my pr€ff€rr€d coff€€ machin€ in th€ fourth l€v€l of th€ courtblock brok€. my day, w€€k and pot€ntially month too has b€€n ruin€d.
|< this is a post to r€m€mb€r th€ fall€n. always in my cor€, coff€€ disp€ns€r in floor four https://i.imgur.com/cog2w3q.png
need quads f11lled bef0re the dr0nes arr11ve w0uld anyb0dy be 11nterested 11n a hands0me g0ld spec11men such as myself
I'm just not even surre if I would want to imprress that guy, he seemed like kinda an asshole, though maybe if he died of being imprressed it would be OK actually,
do you actually have a petition for(){that};
reminder that trash goes up to the curb tonight #trash #trashcompacter #rememberinmonstersinkwhereyouthinkboogetscrushedintoalittlefuckingcube #thatsfuckedup
Dude, that was such a good spawn, Made my skyterrrrorr arrchetype clutch fucking unstoppable,
a personal favorite is to say "i understand your concern" before immediately explaining w+y t+at "concern" is incredibly stupid
folykl tip #6: blahhhhh im gonna get you just playing guys its only me folykl
w+at are your t+oug+ts on t+e satisfaction of "per my previous email" as a subtle jab at t+eir inability to read
|< i should hav€ €xp€ct€d as much. n€€d€d to confirm with prop€r m€mb€rs in ord€r to obtain a list of contacts to r€f€r to in cas€ of n€€d.
|< th€ automization is mainly in ord€r th€ s€nding of notifications of r€c€ption. i am op€n to th€ d€lib€ration of it ov€r dinn€r.
|< do w€ consid€r a passion for €mail having th€ inbox compl€t€ly automatiz€d by th€ cont€nts of €ach €mail in diff€r€nt cat€gori€s and having automatic r€spons€s to €ach kind in cas€ th€y ar€ som€thing highly €xp€ct€d
I DIDN'T MEAN IT. I'M JU$T $ALTY BECUA$E OF PER$ONAL MENTAL I$$UE$.
Well Shit I'm Definitely Gonna Have To Up My Humour Game
another day wishin I had puppy ears and tail 🙏
i just realized how many rooftops i have access to now. i should alchemize stuff to confuse people when they go up to work on stuff. like comically oversized bird nests. or little gnome houses.
you miss 100% of the shots you never take, brah. the worst thing they can do is kill you! #JustDoIt
I do not like how "squidward" is mean to his neighbors. You should love you neighbor as you love yourself, you are reflections of one another. Ego sum ira Domini.
YOU'D BE $INGING A DIFFERENT TUNE IF YOU HAD TO DEAL WITH THEIR ALL-HOUR$ TROLL ZOOM CALL$ TOO.
ANYONE EL$E FEEL A DEEP $EEPING DREAD AT THE PRO$PECT OF $TAYING IN THE $AME FOUR RELATION$HIP$ FOR THE RE$T OF THEIR LIFE?
WE ARE $O FUCKED. JU$T A$ A $OCIETY IN GENERAL
https://file,garrden/aa0MyBMyAyIrrFxo1/Scrreenshot%202026-03-24%20212851,png Jegus, Look at the blurr, blegh, I looked so silly,
I should have gotten a cape, This outfit would be betterr with a cape,
V^ Man I'd hate f0r a particular grumpy g0ld bl00d that shares the same hive with me t0 c0me and sweep me 0ff my feet, that w0uld be s000 bad. #manifesting ^V
i think chattys mad at me........
⤐M⊕st hated Chittr challenge: Pineapple bel⊕ngs ⊕n pizza.
[IN CONFIDENCE] My glancenuggets are sore.
The head of the man who killed your father is due tomorrow by noon.
Whenever HR sends an email out about not discriminating based on sexuality everyone acts really nice to me. It's annoying.
i have() a sol ring for this specific fucking purpose and you KNOW() it;
-- gutsyGumshoe's car exploded! --
who the fuck mediated(this);
/| Just Got Off Work! How are Things Going on Here? |\