♣ mediated by @glitteringAcuity
dunno why my kull scores so high. must be a lotta humans who dunno which button they pressin
Good d4y 4ll. 1 h4v3 f1n1sh3d my r3ports, 4nd 1 h4v3 b33n 4n outst4nd1ng 3x4mpl3 of 4 L3g1sl4c3r4tor. 4s th3 b3st on3, of cours3. 1 w1ll g1v3 t1ps on how you c4n SO m33t my l3v3l.
- You dirty little troublemmakers need a mmutual intermmediary party don't you. Ahaha. How PATHETIC. ♣️🤤🤤 #FivrSodasDeep #ClubsDoIt #EridanWeek #EridanWeek #NSFW
I'm not sure how I feel about the rollout of Chittr's new native AI, Gorek. The machine learning that's gone into it seems a bit too controversial for me. #Business #Technology #HotTake - MC Oleana
sure.
It is with a bittersweet heart that I must announce my immediate resignation from #Crockercorp. These many years of collaboration have been the best of my life. However. It is not the place of the gods to meddle in mortal business. I understand this, now. I will be retiring to the Altar of Life, where I will live out eternity in the comfort of my friends, the other Creators, and dispense the touch of Life to all who may seek my aid. It is my duty to the people of Earth-C, my children. I love you all.
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- #FeelingHateful #ThinkIHateHimm
<body> ** virgins on the tl posting about their crushes and shit. just go fuck that guy if you're this fucking gay. #nsfw </body>
i think crowbar is attractive. #aprilfoolsday
THE TRUTH ABOUT @hopelessRomantic LOWBLOOD FETISHIZER AND MOIRAILFUCKER @ rechitt this shit @ dont let him get away with it @ i worked so hard on this troogle doc @ make him pay https://docs @google @com/document/d/1FontPZkhMncm6T4ubONGTAdR9WJ5avi5VODaSSCbbOU/edit?usp=sharing
TW: #casteism #hem9spectrum #s9cialjustice I d9n't entirely appr9ve 9f s9lely empire-legal 6l99d hues 6eing included 9n Chittr. I d9 n9t wish t9 place myself under the an9nym9us um6rella, 6ut there was n9t an9ther c9l9r where I especially fit. An 9versight 9n the part 9f the devel9pers, that is f9r certain. We must demand 6etter 9ff-hue representati9n if anything is ever g9ing t9 change.
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I'm curiΦus tΦ sΣΣ a shΦw Φf hands. WΦuld ψΦu rathΣr lΣnd ψΦur suppΦrt tΦ sΦmΣΦnΣ whΦ has an actiΦnablΣ stratΣgψ tΦ makΣ rΣal, tangiblΣ changΣ in thΣ ΣmpirΣ, Φr sΦmΣΦnΣ whΦ thinks thΣ cΦlΦur Φf thΣir blΦΦd ΣntitlΣs thΣm tΦ dΣcidΣ ψΦur fatΣ fΦr ψΦu?
> Who is eridan and why is everyone saying hes weak thats not very nice <
↗️WHY ARE YOU HUMMING.↗️
↗️NO BUTS.↗️
↗️USING THE SAME VERBIAGE AS YOU ON ACCIDENT IS PURELY NAUSEATING.↗️ ↘️please wait for me to reply to posts before also commenting under them, so we avoid using the same language.↘️
i have decided to become a bad girl!!! grrrrrrrrr.... (am i doing it right?) https://i.pinimg.com/736x/75/08/81/7508819cb4bd9bd56e4e5a3c0d2ffa99.jpg
Like- I DONT- just because I want to kiss a girl DOESN’T mean I’m gay- and just because I like looking at girls’ bodies and imagining- stuff- DOESN’T MEAN I’M GAY I just- appreciate- stuff- I’m just jealous, look if girls dmed me I’d respond and it wouldn’t be gay.
I Am UnsUrE If wE ArE spEAkIng Of thE sAmE cArd sEt...
↘️stop hate reacting to my advice it makes you look stupid.↘️
↗️WELL, OLIVES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A MORE BARBARIC CASTE.↗️
↗️THE FEELING IS NOT MUTUAL.↗️
c.o°nciliat.o°ry if y.o°u are meaning s.o° frankly sh.o°uld still be d.o°ne .o°n .o°wn time except in the case .o°f ememrgencies
↘️i think it goes without saying that quadrants should stay out of the laborspace.↘️ ↗️IN MY PERSONAL OPINION.↗️
^^ Y'know, I'm feeling tonight is a "fly out to a lowblood town" kind of night. ^^ ^^ Just for the fun of it, you know? ^^
Shoorties oon my feed mad as hell yoou better be happy yoou're average height and have noormal sized hoorns mine always get stuck in literally everything 8\ Speaking oof hoorns soo mad i can't have a nap oon my looungeplank withoout my hoorns piercing the pilloow every single time
♯why
Of courrse rresignation is a burreaucrratic nightmarre I'm beginning to rrecall why i was a counterrculturre goblin, I fucking hate the law actually,
^^ Sometimes I like going to some real isolated inland towns and idling around. The way the lowbies squirm is pretty cute. ^^
🜂 | Don't undermine people's success stories. don't participate in idea theft. and don't hog the sprawllight if you ever have an underperformer working for you, wiggle it over their heads. interrogarotte them. put the fear of double death in them. and then put them on a performance impreavement plan immediately. 🜂 | You should succeed on your own merits. or quit immediately and explanationlessly for fear of competition. this is what sets the weak aside from the financially gifted and talented. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #ByteHODLR 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
↘️i am kind of like a voice of reason that everyone listens to.↘️
you cant just be asking people why theyre white man
Awake is n.o°t a flav.o°r
I am not going to do that to one billion lions actually.
↘️i did not grant you the creative license to use my image or my picture.↘️ ↗️I WOULD NEVER DO THIS.↗️
last night i dreamt i made an unironic callout post on here...ooh better watch out or i'll expose you on my chittr dot com
Would ¡t be bad ¡f ¡ sa¡d t][at ¡ am a MuTaNt?
Regrettably Rise And Inevitably Grind
You all seem terribly unbothered by this. Do you not value your lives?
I don't think I'll ever quite understand troll culture.
I THINK ALL OF US SHOULD JUST GO FUCK OURSELVES, FRANKLY.
THROWING SUITCASE evidence AT desk YOUR HONOR i rest my case
yes, you representing both sides is also funny.
too late john. apparently i am now part of this DUMB bit which was NOT funny until i showed up and MADE it funny. where making this happen.
jade please do not go to court with kasane teto. :(
OK, FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS. ARADIA, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, THEN I AM *SORRY* FOR THE PROPERTY DAMAGE TO YOUR HIVE AND COLLECTION. I GENUINELY, TRULY AM. IT IS A GODDAMN SHAME THAT THIS SYSTEM DEIGNS TO MAKE A NOOK-SCRATCHING FOOL OUT OF EVERYONE WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO HATCH INTO IT. EVER WONDER WHY WIGGLERS HATCH SCREAMING? THERE YOU FUCKING GO. MYSTERY SOLVED EVEN THOUGH THERE WASN'T A LIVING SOUL STUPID TO ASK FOR THAT. BUT I AM ***NOT*** POSING FOR YOU AGAIN! I AM DONE OWING YOU!!!
My pre-trial statement: grrrrrrrrrrrrr! that is all >:(
OH, WHAT FUCKING JOY. THEY FIXED MY PALMHUSK. *FINALLY*, I GET TO SEE WHAT THE OUTSIDE WORLD IS UP TO WHILE I LANGUISH AWAY BEHIND BARS WITH MY TOUCH STUMP UP MY ASS PRACTICALLY ALL GOD DAMN NIGHT. THANKS FOR THAT.
a little duck with teeth has started following me around the manor
@twinArmaggetfucked ur past due for deletion bbgurl
d0n't w0rry ab0ut that.
DISCRIMINATION??
Hatemance sure is a kick in the motherblipping tushy. How the unholy hell anybody can engage with this detestable twaddlefuckery without suffering several heart attacks ill NEVER understand!!!! 💢
// how the fuck do you know who i am
u can't tell me what to do what are u some kind of troll cop #alltrollcopsarebassturds
maybe both idk seₑᵉ how the evening goes
poetry for the day shrimp fried rice is good. women don't know how to drive. simple facts by me.
Also not my n style ... None a yous know how to have fun on a Saturday night??
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: CLOWN HATERS ARE BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS, THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING CARNIVAL. THAT'S RIGHT, THEY TOOK THEIR CLOWN-HATINF-FUCKIN' MUTANT BULGES OUT AND THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING CARNIVAL, AND THEY SAID THEIR THEIR BULGES "THIS BIG," AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING," SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY CHITTR DOT ING: CLOWN HATERS, YOU'VE GOT SMALL BULGES. THEYRE THE SIZE OF THIS HONKER EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONGS LOOK LIKE. [EXPLOSION SOUNDS] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL HONKERS, NO MUTANTS, NO PILLOWS — LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BONGS! THEY FUCKED MY CARNIVAL, SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GONNA FUCK ALTERNIA. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON ALTERNKA, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER; I'M PISSING ON THE MOONS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOONS, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPLLLETS HIT FUCKING ALTERNIA, NOW GET OUTTA MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!
100% chance of yello>> rain LOL
i kn0w, right? trying t0 artificially inflate 0ne's kultsc0re is s0 passé.
wWw okay another quezztion my moirail inzzizztzz that kizzzzing on the lipzz izz perfectly fine in pale relationzzhipzz but we've never done that before in our 3 zzweepzz moirallegience... zzhould i? #palerom #quadrantadvice wWw
⚇ so many of you lowblood motherfuckers way too comfortable being nasty asses to highbloods. ⚇ LIKE WE CAN'T CULL YOUR ASS WHENEVER WE FUCKIN' PLEASE. ⚇ you think you's safe just cuz you're behind a screen? ⚇ THINK AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER. ⚇ i ain't even asking you to like a motherfucker. ⚇ i'm abrasive, devoted, purple. ⚇ i know thats some shit motherfuckers hate ⚇ but if you hatin' without provocation? ⚇ i think a motherfucker's just got anger in they heart and thats on you. ⚇
↗️PLEASE DON'T COMPARE US EVER AGAIN.↗️
I retire for now Chittr. Keep yourselves safe and be kind to eachother. Ego sum ira Domini.
opinions on that one movie with deadly trraps and the uhh puppet? i hated it.
@FISHPUN YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE I FOUND NEW FANS HERE AND THEY'RE NOT UGLY FUCHSIAS AND THEY SUCK LESS #DRAMA #FUCKFUCHSIAS #IFOUNDNEWFRIENDS
>>| .if you have some love for fashion .in your blood pusher, go for .it. .i'm casually wearing colored shorts, despite having tremendous .amounts .of black jeans .and black pants. (which .i do wear sometimes too)
if ye all everr encounterr @possumJunkie tell him he sucks. #nautgenuinehate he's me frriend. though he still sucks.
wome be eating sushi an pizza
HEYOOO hows it goin really there's no need for an introduction you all likely know who i am already heh
⚇ CLOOOOOOOOOOWNS MOTHERFUCKER! ⚇
clowns nngh (tags: :o), #nsfw, archive rating: HONK)
...this fee𝓁s 𝓁ike a sa𝓁es pitch.
alright its happening chittr critters (tm) third art raffle is greenlit for the masses just react to this post so i can get a list going youre welcome to share it to friends on here too if you want them to have an opportunity go my scarabs
OKAY, VAGUECHITTING, MUCH?
Most gay people are annoying. Except one. One of you are cool.
Why are there Humans that put Peanut Butter on Steak and BURN it??? Why are there HUMANS that put PEANUT BUTTER on STEAK AND BURN IT AND SHARE IT ONLINE WHILE CLAIMING IT'S GOOD!!!???!!!???!!!???!!!???!!!???
((Too lazy to make him a pretty pinned post like others are. tldr, David will hate your chits if you call him Dave, he's 10ft long total, and is touchstarved but hates being touched. In a situationship with Karkat (@carcinoGeneticist#2942) while living with him. If you're weird with him he'll call you out on it ic and tell you to cut that shit out.))
any1 wanna sell their chittr acc❤︎unt? name y❤︎ur price l❤︎l. ill make y❤︎u fam❤︎us x)
Hey when you guys say something is for "the girls and the gays" can you include me in that as well? The girls, the gays, and Venats if it's not too much trouble. Thanks you. Ego sum ira Domini.
↗️YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A REAL JOB. PLEASE GET OUT OF MY MENTIONS UNTIL YOU HAVE GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT.↗️
they should ♯make a ♯newchittr thats a ♯fuckedup & ♯eviler ♯version of ♯chittr
⚇ it ain't even an exclusively lowblood thing to have unconventional genders, man. ⚇
iГГ staRt: AГГ OF YOU. you aRe a disgRace to aГteRNia i caNt BeГieve theRes so maNy iNcompeteNt tRoГГs iN oNe pГace
she's wayyyy too serious!! always being mean to her friends and acting better than them!
⚇ because it was deigned for us, little gutterblood. ⚇ back off our posse unless you wanna catch a hatchet. ⚇
WHHY THE FUKC IS THE HEIRESS LIKING() MY POST;;;
#vagueposting Seeing heresy on the chitline :/ Ego sum ira Domini.
that is the name of the religions prophet!
Y0UR3333 CU73 50 1 54Y Y0U C4N. H33H33. 8)
Sørrt øf like rreverrse rragebaiting thøugh, rright. Yøu want the rrage øn yøurr øppøsitiøn. Øtherrwise HHT will just eat yøu.
HOW REASONABLE IS THE FEE
Some absolute assclown just wished death against me and my own kind. is that even allowed???
everyone wrong answers only
My little bro can be a boy or a girl or whatever they wanna be. Still a disappointment though.
The endless pasta at Olive Lawnring does, in fact, have an end. #FalseAdvertising
Stop missing her and start dissing her. Professional advice, it’ll make you irresistible and she’ll crawl back.
> Maybe *I* should get into a situationship. For…reasons.
</3: You Won't Know Until You Try Though, Yes?
</3: How Sad! I Am Sure You Would Quite Like Me If You Got To Know Me Darling!
IN THE GRAND PROCESSION, PAIN IS BUT A DRUMBEAT, MARCH IN TIME, AND YOU SHALL BE COUNTED AMONG THE ETERNAL PERFORMERS.
...freaks acting freaky on the freak website? completely and utterly unheard of. this is going to make front page news, i tell you. ~~0o
I would enjoy very much if there was a react exclusively for expressing disgust. It would be very useful on this platform. #dashwatching
My mind is a MACHINE that turns ADHD into POSTS.
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the nice thing ab0ut being a chittr micr0micr0celebrity is that at this p0int i can just talk t0 myself regardless 0f whatever stupid shit is happening 0n the feed and my chitts still get attenti0n. #alpha
♦Would love to see some olive girls these days there’s barely any on here♦
she let me hit because im silly and hawve a massiwve bulge #stayvwinning #nsfvw
You will be shamed on our account within three days time.
((imagining a world where we don't have autoquirk so you send an email as Sollux
watched most of an episode of heated rivalry and i might be hooked in other news I'm going the fuck to sleep now all my chittr critters better behave while im gone
THE ZESTUM HAS MADE A BIO UPDATE AFTER SOME DISCUSSIONS IN DMS AND IN CHITS. THANK YOU DEAR FOLLOWERS.
you never paid() me that 350 caegars from that tmtg game a sweep back;
D --> I notice how the short people are all very forthright and specific while the "Tall" people tend to be vague and non-trustworthy about their answers
There's more than just money in the wor/d. /ike, you know. /ove.
Y9u sh9uld take y9ur c9ncerns t9 a medicull pr9fessi9nal, n9t y9ur Chittr feed.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ME WHEN TROLL WIZARDS DANGLES KEYS ABOVE MY HEAD TO MAKE ME FORGET THEY LAID OFF 20% OF THEIR EMPLOYEES
The Troll Teenage Mutant Ninja Shellbeasts Set Has Not Been A Great Asset To #tmtg
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weenie
>([i just slammed #myPenits in t#e car door #nsfw]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ just used some secret eastern alternian tech for a game. ]
I'm experiencing cute aggression right now. You are just too precious, Atlans.
⤐Vi⊕lence serves t⊕ weed ⊕ut the weak ⊕f all castes. The str⊕ng left ⊕ver reshape the future.
⤐It is the same f⊕r all. Survive ⊕r die.
who tf watches anime lmao ew
This Is A Joke By The Way
reporting you to the culler business bureau
RE♠L ♠ND TRUE! except the only funny bit is when you piss e♠ch other off till your guts spill just s♠yin #pitchsuprem♠cy
holy shit? Ur so reddit lmfao!
- Oh... haha... legislacerators... be careful, all of this commpetition mmight mmake a fellow feel a little conciliatory...
DON’T BLOW UP MY SPOT
- Need legal represenantion rates please. Please.
- I owe you everythign Targora Gorjek
To whoever parked their Silver Trollyota Camry by the front entrance of the mall, get #TOWED for being 5 minutes over the designated parking time.
Confronting fear is the destiny of a troll. Our destiny.
Shės my mȯirail ṅȯt likė YȯU wȯuld happėṅ tȯ kṅȯw >:(c
I WAS CLėARLY DėṅYIṅG IT!!!
ṅȯw haṅg ȯṅ That That is ṅȯt That is ṅȯt what I said Surtur >://(c
Likė.. yȯur practicė iṅ hȯw yȯu carry yȯursėlf. Is.. ėvėryȯṅė ṅȯt cȯṅsistėṅtly aṅd cȯṅsciȯusly always awarė ȯf hȯw thėy cȯmė ȯff tȯ ȯthėrs :?c
Yėa but.. its all abȯut that wȯrk lifė sėparatiȯṅ... Yȯu caṅ havė RėAL dėfiṅėd staṅcės ȯṅ thiṅgs. I assumėd bėiṅg a hypȯcritė was yȯur daily practicė...
...Is that rėally all yȯu dȯ all day?
Bėiṅg hypȯcritical is silly!! Hȯw will aṅyȯṅė truly kṅȯw yȯur staṅcė ȯṅ a subjėct if yȯu'rė ṅȯt passiȯṅatėly dėfėṅdiṅg ėvėr bit ȯf it!?
</3: Counterpoint! It May Get Annoying When Others Constantly Call Out This Hypocrisy And Then Start To Ignore You
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If I get 20% of the cut, go ahead.
Minus seven7z-seven caegars: Ob7aining a response. Minus seven caegars: I7emised bill.
Minus ano7her seven7z-seven caegars: Being a sore loser bi7ch. (Rhe7oricallz asking, wha7 backwa7er szs7em uses caegars anzwaz? 7ha7 is a legal 7ender from his7orz 7ex7books a7 bes7.......)
I MOVE 2 DISMISS
I think I should rrequest to be sent on a harrderr case afterr I'm done with this one; its just 1 grrey rrock and minorr fugitive afterr anotherr, It could do me good to hunt down a rreal active crriminal and not just some guy who committed one offense and dashed; maybe even look forr a case wherre the culprrit is still unknown?? #law
Stop fucking pitying me.
Is this a thing to; aspirre towarrds??
+ow does it compare to troll paul allens
do you actually have a petition for(){that};
i think hum<3ns sh<>uldn't bc3< <3ll<>wc3<d <>n this <3pp. it w<3s m<3dc3< f<>r tr<>lls, first <3nd f<>rc3<m<>st, thc3<sc3< p<3lc3< h<>rnlc3<ss frc3<<3ks h<3vc3< t<> <3<<>
☿ am not ent☿rely keen on the predatory behav☿our exh☿b☿ted by Goregle when ☿t comes to tran☿ng ☿ts' A.☿ arch☿tecture on content harvested from ☿ts' compos☿te software, but to each the☿r own.
WHICH I$ EXACTLY WHY I'M INTO EVERYTHING BUT TROLL MAGIC: THE GATHERING #$EX
On account of the 'I don't want to stoke the ire of them' I will not block those who follow the teachings of clown church. But I also suggest if you're looking at my account expecting my ideals to line up with yours, you won't find them here.
-- Lowbloods Are Prohibited From Buying Clown Hrt, Sorry Babes But We Cant Have A Hierarchy If You Can Just Skip The Lower Levels
Ceruleansky is for rubes- chittr is where it's at for any actually cool ceruleans. Y'know, like me.
trycks how the fuck did you find(my account); // AND STOP() GETTING IN MY QUADRANTS;;;
I have⁻ conclude⁻d it appe⁻ars far more⁻ natural to conside⁻r e⁻ve⁻ry ine⁻rtial mass as a store⁻ of e⁻ne⁻rgy.
when do we get(troll linus torvalds); // always some dead guy;